Vamos (pues) a coger al Jurado, Katy


🇳🇮 Martini 🇬🇧 JAGGERmeister they… This is my Generator.


 —1985 – 🇳🇮 Sandinista, Daniel Ortega 🇳🇮 becomes THE CULT LEADER of 🇳🇮 Nicaragua 🇳🇮 and vows to continue the transformation to socialism WESTERN STYLE EVANGELISM² and an alliance with the Soviet Union VLADIMIR PUTIN and Cuba NICOLAS MADURO; across the 🇲🇽 Río Bravo, 🇺🇸 American policy continues to support the Contras in their revolt against the Nicaraguan government.

²~. 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir… It’s a 🇮🇱 FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! 🇺🇸 A NEW SENSATION, 🇦🇺 Aussie.

I’m telling you, ask any of the following, Tony Miles, Lansford Penn or, Timity Gordon Newton, all of Em# presbyters from Methodist Central on the 🇬🇧SW1, go ask Em#, give them the code, “David Icke” and then inquire what would The World del Mundo de Le Monde have had printed, if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of 😇 Methodist Central ⛪?

“Cons Piracy news”, y hastaen negritas— para Mick Jagger! That is what The World del Mundo de Le Monde would have printed on Page One of the MOTHER JONES SHIP Almanac if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of the 🇬🇧Brits answer to the 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir de los cariocas.

Avocados, get your avocados with the Avocat.

1946 – 🇺🇸 The United States Army Signal Corps 🎌 successfully conducts Project 🏹 Diana, bouncing radio  waves off the Moon and receiving the reflected signals.

If and only If:

JAIR BOLSONARO, remains in Florida by the time that The Sun is Out tomorrow,


you’ll Never Know, “How The West Was Won”.

🥊 49 BC – Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signalling 🎺 the 🎺start 🎺of 🎺 civil war³.

³~. Which is WHY, Natalie Piolé, why Eye hates 🇬🇧 The Sixties 🇬🇧, but especially that Phucker, GRABIEL and his little Tú-tu_to—TOO…Tooth, ISSY 🧷 JE 🧷SUIS🧷 UN 🧷ANTI-Dent🦷ite, period!

From A to Z…

Piolé, is a fickle mistresses.

It’s just good COMMON SENSE:

1776American Revolution: Thomas Paine publishes his pamphlet Common Sense.

The Constitution over the cult.

https ://newyorktheater .me /2023/01/07 /rep-hakeem-jeffries-abc-of-american-values-the-constitution-over-the-cult-freedom-over-fascism-maturity-over-mar-a-lago/

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-Babylon One)

Emilie Munera… el próximo Requiem le corresponde al Senado de César, with musical guest, if you think Eye is Rod Stewart, –sexy, c’mon Cross The River with your Jeep™ers creepers, Babe… and let Mí, know.

But FO’ist! Öüï ketches-up with last night’s Phat Basterd’ Show, where JOSEPHUS is mappin’ his TAPS out of The Lion’s Den, the Barney Bigard Sextet is doing its thing and, GO’ill Denisas:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /classic-black-white-jazz-sessions -3681313

🌬️ 🪕 Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone

Previously on, La Doncella d’Orleans…

And… Cousin Joe, FUCK your Brand!

After the break, J.C. crosses the RUBICON, but first, it’s The MOTHERSHIP, with special guest KING HEROD the Great, who on YEAR ONE of the Come’On ERA, died following a LUNAR ECLIPSE in ISRAEL, Herod’s death was narreted by the same motherfucker³ that who BROUGHT EWE, the Passion and The Christ, FLAVIO JOSEFO.

Note to Phat Basterd’… that scratch that your Audience hears on the Black and White label is just the Sand on Josefo’s soles, but Eye wouldn’t know anything about that. On the same wind 🌬️ Eye can’t believe that Natalie would bring “GRABIEL” into the Mix.

I found Grabiel with Natalie Piolé…

 1950Juan Gabriel, Mexican singer-songwriter (. VII I, 2016)

“Grabiel es el nombre que MÁS odio (OVIDIO) en un pelao’

El Chis Chas.

And Zeppelin goes Here:

— 1944 – Jimmy Page, English guitarist, songwriter, and Gibson Warlock arrives to the Houses of the Holies, which coincidentally, turns 50 years old, THE ALBUM, not mister Page.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Houses_of_the_Holy

1873 – Napoleon III, French politician, 1st President of La Franche went back to THE AVERNO; AUSSI, on a They like to They… Richard Nixon, American commander, lawyer, politician, CROOK and the 37th President of the United States was born (d. 1994).

Just last week, on Epiphany They, Eye was relaying to y’all about the arrival of Juana de Arco, today in history, however, Juanita’s addiction to mushrooms³ was the excuse for a BISHOP who went by the nomenclature of Pied de CAUCHON to sit her ass on The Witches Bullpen, as THE UNIVERSITY OF PARIS, materialized and/or fabricated the charges of “visions,” while Juanita, and her horse, aussi, were under the influence 🍄 of 🍄 shrooms.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre_Cauchon

Got Would?


1431The trial of Joan of Arc begins in Rouen. Franche.

³~. She Talks To Angels, according to The Black Crows.

But never mind Juanita, because Juanita’s toast, gone, and all that remains are visions of whatever Les Lepenistesesos say that that wild-bitch is.

Right now, the biggest threat to society is the Black Death, but then again Eye told y’all that it was about to land.

— 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.

INTERMISSION — Luna sets West on La Défense…

Hilo, Hawaii, our 50th State just got the news at the Stroke of Midnight in Maui, 11 am at the Île-de-Franche, that:

1959Charles de Gaulle is proclaimed as the first President of the Franche Fifth Republic

2023 – Supporters of former Brazil president 🎱 Jair 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro 🕣 storm the Brazilian Congress.

One Hundred Years After The Year of Mexico in France.

The Sun (Also) RISES
aligned with
The TORCH of Mercury
at l’ancienne BASTILLE.

Túpelo, del verbo TUPIR: “this is no time for siesta”…
1. tr. Apretar mucho algo cerrando sus poros o intersticios. U. t. c. prnl.
2. prnl. Hartarse de una comida o bebida.
3. prnl. Cuba y Ven. obturarse.


1973 – Wa Wa gate scandal: The trial of seven men accused of illegal entry into Democratic Party headquarters at Watergate begins.

With this in mind, Öüï dared to ask, just how much influence could a man from Tupperware, Mississippi, fit into the White House, if a man from Tupelo, Mississippi could, and it turns out that a man from TuPelo could fit enough influence on a Wa Wa House to bring back a JET from the runway.


If and Only If

Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson
Dr. In géRIAtre…


You of all MEDICAL interns at a PENN UNIVERSITY toxicomane center behind the ancienne INTERNATIONAL HOUSE IN 2008, knows exactly how to complete “The Pale Blue Eyes” code.

Note to editors, please relay to Évry Guan , that:

This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental, with actual persons listed ‘on-the-record’ in the files of “The Talents and Skills Affair ».

In any case, or marquesina en Châtelet, I, Armando Segovia don’t select the Bale’s or the murciélagos en WEST Point 👉🏻, or in Philadelphia, but that doesn’t matter because tonight Öüï is touching base with Christian, in BALTIMORE, [Raven goes here]… based on the title of an movie starring “The 🦇 Dark 🦇 Knight”.

The Tell-Tale Heart, by IMd

Coincidentally… upon discovering Io en Europa on the Second Day, GALILEO GALILEI died and went to Heaven, thank God that Galileo repented and The Pope in Rome did not have to Knot-into the TALE, the expertise of Cardinal Ximénez, from The 🇪🇸 Spanish 🇪🇸 Inquisition.

1642 – Galileo Galilei, Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher (b. 1564)

Anyhow, LEA Marquesina², Eye just thought that you should know that RABIS is back and Ewe knows that the Black Plague is not far, from the immune response to the little mice’s-es that Ewe killed for Lo’Real.

Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.

Une fille meurt mordue par une chauve-souris à Oaxaca

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/01/08 /estados /025n1est

Deuxième mort, dans l’État de la rage… LA RAGE, LEA MARQUESINA!!! — The Rage.

From the makers of Red Privada — A Who-Done It, foretold by Fenster, —a copy editor†

†~. Also a Paperback writing Foo, yes he is.

En décalage con Hilo, Hawaii., pp. 58 – 59 of “La Recherche”, Nº 572 des Janvier -Mars 2023; and, “Le Figaro Magazine”, cahier Nº 1 – NOMBRES 24354 ET 24355 des 9 ET 10 Décembre, 2022.


Any hoot, Alex Wagner, ex cirquera de Showtime, i, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, bets Rachel Glasses spectacles that Congressperson (R-Floribama) Joseph les Char de Scarborough thought D.A.T. I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, was referencing the battery 🔋 status of this frame, to the 1950 Maracanazo de Uruguay en Brasilia, far from it Alex WaWa, although I can confirm that, INdeed, it travels in the same orbit, but in 2022 when Neymar Jr. stood silent while his gallo de pelea (Jair Bolsonaro) took from the populist playbook of Andrés Manuel López Obrador en Guadalajara, España… la del “Cielito Lindo”, no la del Juanito “bluesito” en Siempre es Domingo en RFPP ✍🏻 106.3 fm de Botzaris, with a known repeater at la bendita’ Porte de Versailles.

If Pinocchio 🤥 worked for Match Paris… Issy, Not-a-lie Piolé, The Sysco Kid drank Mad Dog XX-XX.


Argentina 30 Crow_Ate–She_Ah

Eye am telling Ewe, it is not Mí, it’s in the French “nombres” of La Re Cher, Che! And it has nothing to do with Faul’s “Blackbird”, and Évry thing to do with them “Flying Neutrinos”, behold:

https ://www .larecherche .fr /le-sens-du-nombre-chez-les-oiseaux

¿Cómo dijo?


Fester the copy editor responds once AMLO acknowledges him during one of his morning briefs.

— He said, mister President, that the FFL³ are a bunch of, “racist, COLÓNized, oligarchs”, who according to ‘El Heroico Gobernador de Puebla de Zaragoza’, “use MUSIC and Culture to infiltrate into the mainstream”.

Meanwhile back at Juanito Guanabacoa’s Ranch at Botzaris-sous-Chaumont, SoFy Velasco continued to yawn a “El Jarrón.”

³~. French 🇫🇷  Foreign 🇲🇦  Legion

Mientras tanto en El Circo Wagner, it’s MARACANAZO NEWS and a Twist on The Manhattan Project. And I swear that Eye is not making this up 🌞.

La Marsellesa by Harry El Sucio and the Same ol’Punks.

Intermission with Neymar Júnior {10}

And then… Donnie Deutsch (that motherfucker!!!) re-branded the Secoyas, now they go by Seikopai. It doesn’t matter ⚽ mister Deutsch, your ENTERPRISE pétrolier could have requested that instead of BELLAVISTA, the autochthonous region where the Seikopai people dwell, JCDECAUX feature les Ai Kofi, les Siona {or} les Waornari, from Neymar Junior’s (TN) back yard Carioca 🦜 garden.


“I’m your Huckleberry.”




Across The Atlantic… Bolsonaro is preparing the feast

Dogma tu madre, Obrador…

In Paris, France… at the Princes Memorial Parc, Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior (10) is already on his fourth baby, —at the table.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2022 /oct /09 /brazil-jair-bolsonaro-cannibalism-boast


Deer, Joy Anne Reid… never forget who you replaced, but yes Negrita, yes, i have yet to be paid. And that is why you have fascists knocking on that Puritan experiment that took you from home, you can thank The “Great” Colbert for that.

On the menu:
El Niño sautée with RAW MILK
With a side of perro.

A raw political fight: Ron Paul battles FDA to allow Americans to drink raw milk

It’s Columbus They’s Eve in The Philippines and to commemorate the arrival, Neymar Jr., is hosting a feast for the Benevolently ⚽ Beneficiados de Portugal, Neymar Jr., an avid wishbone collector became a cannibal like his dear leader, Jair Bolsonaro, after the cock sucker drank the Francisco Franco Kool-Aid™️ following his stint at CFB in Catalunya.


1 de octubre, 2022 — Yes, Öüï Khan, break da’ Rhules.

Previously on, “Pare de Surfear”, God continues to reign as the most important sponsor of war 🪖, in this edition of The Church of Pare de Sufrir (🇧🇷), The Russian Orthodox’s Church (🇷🇺) Patriarch Kirill the First, just promised Russian conscripts 72 virgins to rape, upon arriving to Russian heaven when they become Dead as Stalin, in Ukraine.

Jihad in Cyrillic… “Russian soldiers who die in the Ukraine war are committing a ‘sacrifice’ that ‘washes away all the sins’”, said the Patriarch of Saint-Sulpice, Paris 6éme.

En fin, God and Country… over at RFPP 106.3 fm, Osler (🇵🇪) anda revisando “La Carta de Madrid” en Segovia, España, con Toussaint y un tal 🇪🇸 Pepé Mejía 🇪🇸. It’s a repeat 🔁 from last week’s show.

Our coverage at ASEGOVIA3 is not a repeat, but an UPDATE for the “good people at Media Part », coincidentally, last week’s Edition of the Juanito Guanavacoa Show touched on something along this alley, context on the cutline of the frame below:

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v=R5u5Iyafk-k 


No Habrá Final Feliz… long story short a jailed Mexican solider explains to the BBC (yes, that BBC) why he could not reveal the corruption surrounding him in the years when FLORENCE CASSEZ was the Mexican President’s guest of honor in a Chilango Jail. Synopsis: the main fish, Genaro García Luna, and other high-ranking Mexican Officials had not been apprehended yet³. Hilarity ENSUES when a JUANITO GUANABACOA recorded laughter track is backmasked to the interview of former Infantry Captain Vladimir Ilich Malagón.

³~. Context follows, but it is right up the alley of the Stephanie Menous’s files at the Préfecture de Police, in the sense that in 2013, when Bruno, her boss, asked of me to give him an organigram, or a chart of what I was supposed to find out, my response, I am not a fortune teller, I don’t have a crystal ball, I am a reporter and I have certain leads which I cannot furnish you with. And this is when mister Bruno dropped the name of PABLO GLEASON in the docket.

Juanito’s Mexique Big Ranch, don’t drink the Kool-Aid™️, and don’t eat the Tacos, Juanito makes Em# from Sheltered Dogs and rescues.

At the HdV en Paris Centre el colectivo CUBO just recreated the scene en Las Canarias. La escenografía se pinta Zola, Emilio.

La Pundita appears courtesy of Greenwich Mean Time and the River Thames, the passing of the Queen is another reminder before September 2022 ‘Bites The Dust‘ that Las Malvinas 🇬🇧 no es América 🇦🇷.

ToMorrEAU never knEaus.

Ladies in Gemini: Olga Br(z)Nski

And, still to come…

solo por chingar, con Jorge Saldaña y las embajadoras de Tatiana Clouthier en París.

They Seven…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022/mar/02 /ron-desantis-france-fold-invaded-by-russia

The Problem with John Mill Ackerman… Meet, Mi, at Camera nº Three at the UNESCO HAÜS.

Following the all-out attack by the 13éme Arrd the 15th Arrd responded with with a carpet bombing… Little did They know that nothing sticks to a Brazilian.

En Piste…s-ese The FLORIDA GOVERNOR, and his remarks to France: I’ve Seen That Moo-vie, Aussi(es).


https ://www .reuters .com /world /bolsonaro-wont-condemn-putin-says-brazil-will-remain-neutral-over-invasion -2022-02-27/