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Las postales de Armando Barbas celebran la vez que un reportero, mismo que alguna vez quiso ser periodista, se fugo de vacaciones —a través de los interwebs.

Godspeed, President Biden… with that out of the way

It’s the first day of recess at the races… with the most original of the talents at the Tourism Board in Paris, the one and only (hybrid-Hallmark®️) Cerf–panThère, 📨 

“Vous n’avez reçu aucune carte postale cet été ⁉️ C’est normale »

IT•Figures… 🚬
In Afghanistan the U.S. of A. just TOOK from the FRENCH playbook in INDOCHINE, and in local news, The Macron administration just summoned the spectre of Nancy Reagan.

But Keep that jeep®️Rubicon under 30k /h… and get off of le jardin des plantes.

The French are back in town
in 20minutes after a cigarette break
PAGE 9, N° 3648.

Let’s hope that through the levee the dike doesn’t have to find out how many holes it takes to fill a BeRM.

Yup, there’s an FM for it
… [A]nd Lindsey Reiser,
Avi Velshi is in it.

If Last Week Today showed U.S. anything is that contrary to popular ARMY lore, there is not a Field Manual for “everything”. The Army is obviously missing the FM that outlines the proper way to end the tactical operations in a Major Theater of WAR, and of course the  Appendix that deals with properly shutting the lights-off.

Witt that in mind… now that all of the Friends* in the ‘Stan are out, don’t forget to turn the lights off.

*.) With the exception of Turkey, who decided to stay. Out of courtesy, Madame Vice-president, ask if the last Byrd ³ out of Afghanistan should hit the lights, O-kee-dokie?

³.( https ://old .reddit .com /r /worldnews /comments /pe1yti /turkey_poised_to_recognize_taliban_as/

N° 2601, page 23… Lindsey Reiser takes on the chores of Santa Monica

FOREWORD by Philippe Labró.

“Going Back To Cali”

The Sun also sets… and the tolls ROCK THE BELLS 🔔🔔🔔

La IDA del “Pledge Allegiance”
on Livestock medecine, “and coma.”

From televangelists to TELEmedicine

Page 13, CNEWS matinée de la rentrée … Well, you’ve heard about “la persiana americana,” — It’s knot one of those, this here is the Bein Le Monde de France TV version of the Babylon Garden’s French Windows, « la pérsica franca » Anti-Terrorism Summit IRAK 2021, featuring, the former “collaboratrice”  now « organisatrice » of that new take on Terror: The France.

https ://kiosque .cnews .fr /player /?q= NEP&d= 2021-08-27 &c= CNEWS

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If you ever plan to motor west,
Travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

Anyhow, Santa Monica… it ends with, qué? If you say it Three Times in French. Now, if you were to ask one of them pachucos at the end of I-10 on Ry Cooder’s side of the tracks they will tell you that the Beach is called SANTA MO’rica.

The West is The Best.
And Rachel Engle, did the current president not have the option to ignore Trump’s agreement with the Taliban, and have the Supreme Court strike that decision down instead.

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Over on HoBO Max, Santo “El Enmascarado de Lilas” takes on the Théâtre de Paris… Quasimodo and Vilma Fuentes lead the pride of licántropos de la SalpéTRIère. Hilarity ensues when Alejandro JODOROWSKI joins a el Blue Demon at the Museum of Modern Art¹ which oh, by-the-Güey, happens to be right next to the House of The Rising Sun next to Trocadéro PLATZ.

¹.) Resisting the Present, Mexico 2000/2012
Mr. JodoroWski  presented a series of comic strip planchas; one of these was about a Sleeping Tiger and a politician who complainted and complained about how the tiger was going to eat him (punto y coma)… at the TIME, the fellows from a still to be formed Morena–Francia began to splint from the cult-like followers of El Movimiento por La Paz con Justicia y Diginidad. KNOT that the followers of then presidential contender Andrés Manuel López Orbrador didn’t act like the popular kids in Sa Majesté des mouches.

LA VANGUARDIA de JoLoPo

https ://leplus .nouvelobs .com /contribution /576731-yo-soy-132-les-etudiants-mexicains-veulent-en-finir-avec-la-corruption .html

“responsables de la coordinación en Francia y otros comités extendidos en Europa y países nórdicos.”

https ://vanguardia .com .mx /noticias /nacional /2781488- yosoy132-se-hace-presente-tambien-en-paris– FWVG2781488

Tuesday’s gone fishin’… caught a Kat

And, Katty Kay, it was the fip dot sirens who put The Serge [🇫🇷. on The Baker [🇺🇸/🇫🇷. and now, You’re A Big Girl with that Wey Too Early.

After the break, it’s Chepina la panadera and the Watermelon man in the Latinξ syndicated version of The Masked Singer on location at El Panteón Francés.

Anyhow, the Paris Tourism board might lack a lot of imagination, and that’s where the Ministry of Culture comes in… litte did Oh–Hi–Oh know about the logistics deployed when The Hard Rock Café snubbed Mary J. Blige:

People who know, know that this move started back in the month of May after Rolling Stone released the list of approved inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Reminisce

Upon learning that The Hard Rock Café in Ohio would not be providing posada to Chaka Khan, the French Ministry of Culture went ahead and secured the rights for the panthéonisation of Josephine Baker from the Monaco Tourism Board.

Deer, Joyanne Reid… The Ozarks and Busta Rhymes in the same segment? What could be WO’ist?

Jump to Page Two.

“War is over… if you want,” sincerely: The Islamic Emirates

Extra, extra!!!

Starman spotted waiting in the sky
Foo fighters blow his noggin to Smithereens…
A FOX 11 exclusive on KTLA via KLAQ

— Taliban offers truce for peace.

From deep within his cold grave, the former architect of misery in Irak and Afghanistan, Donald Rumsfeld, says NO!

After the break, The Fifth Beatle goes to El Paso to see about the one After 909… in The U.S.S.R. or something like that! The thing is, you fool me once, Shame on “Rummy”, you fool me twice it’s probably the fault of The Surgeon General in The Ministry of Health 🚬🚬🚬.

EXTRA! Extract!!!

Lennon’s on Sale A–Gain!

— President Bush (43) expresses “deep sadness” for his former Secretary of Defense, Mr. Bush laments that all of the heat in Hell is not enough to warm Mr. Rumsfeld’s cold-cold mechanical heart.

“W”, the Artist formally known as “Dub–ya” then paints a fuckn’ picture that LORDE Cheney nails to a Wall.

 

Week 33º — page tú, Fo’ Nein!

In local news, Hip-hop is moo’vin owN Up!

Later on Monday, French President Emmanuel Macron will address the French on the failed Police/Security Training of the Afghans by the Eisenhower Farewell Address contracting crowd… cualquier parecido con La Gendarmería de su antecesor, François Hollande (en YuCANtan) is a figment of my imagination.

Over at “Les Figaro Weekend”
N°23 944 Première édition
samedi 14 – dimanche 15
The very French think that The Taliban « étudiants en religion », are defying “l’Amérique”…
[P]erhaps,
—and Eye is nothing more than spitballing here Sirene Claire—
because what the Very French seem to disregard like [you know], Buffon disregarded that motherfucking fly-on-the wall…
[A]gain, Sirene, i’m just brainstorming here, eh, so don’t shoot the editorialist²

Over at The Rainbow Room Lounge on top of the peacock coop, Andrea Mitchell (Oct. 30, ♏️’46) is killing all of THE HITS of Mary J. Blige’s 1992 debut album , “What’s the 411?” —_*!*_— ² “Aux portes de Kaboul, les talibans défient l’Amérique »… key word here to focus on is the French “défient” use of the 3rd person plural del presente. You know, as in: the taliban did not wait for the future (el mañana o el fin de las 72 horas para la evacuación de las embajadas con mujeres promiscuas, por decir) to paint-over any form of advertisement that depicts their property, —you know— woman, in a WESTERNLY fashion. In other words, Mr. Adrien Jaulmes (page 6 and 7 of the International section of the above mentioned Figaro del fin de semana de L’Assomption de Marie, 2021) to them, to those « students in religion », Ewe and Eye are the same, regardless of how many advancements in the past 20 years The Taliban has made in the field of diplomacy; they are not visiting Paris because they are already talking to Qtar. Would you like Mí to circle them tangents FO’ youse?

Following the fifth consecutive anti-vax manifestations [some of which are moonlighting as unofficial French Presidential SOAP BOXES¹] the Paris Tourism and Music, and Arts and Culture, and all that Jazz committee is taking over La Plaza de los Dos Teatros del Pueblo en Châtelet. The event celebrates the Assumption of Mary—Mary… quite Contrary.

¹ https ://www .bfmtv .com /societe /extension-du-pass-sanitaire-la-manifestation-organisee-par-florian-philippot-a-paris-s-apprete-a-partir _VN-202108140122.html

Unbeknownst or, as French people say, “en cachette” for the average player, the 411 around the block is that today’s “ASSUMPTION” will be one filled with AFGHAN-Grade mélancolie after the Règie de les Plages de Paris learned that Mary J. Blige (CAPRICORN ♑️ 1971) would not be part of the inductees invited to THE ASSUMPTION into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

And knot to ruffle any feathers, but the U.S. Census 2021 confirms what Liz Ricketts (ibid.) was relaying just a few Theys ago [when Rachel Maddow moved the lines] that indeed, Dead White Peoples clothes are rising in thrift shops across the U.S. The decline of Whitey is prompting crazy Okies from Santa Barbara California to hop on the crazy train.

••• gonna go get some tacos… bee right back.

And, Katty Kay… Eye is an anti-Christ and i am an anti-¥unque yank

Eight men out:

Not to be outdone by the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris, the New York Yankees hired Louise Michel and set up their own Field of Dreams… cualquier parecido avec Le Parc des Princes à Saint Cloud, es obra del Espíritu Santo y de Antonio Banderas, off-course.

The fascist liens to Fox and (Chente’s) Friends, quinceañera’s édition… and, Reverend Al, allow Mí to flip your National Action to show the class on this Frontier Airlines Flight how the “up-side down cross” of King Diamond works on the Mexican Margarita* Political “network”:

Bilbao, 11/08/2021

https ://www .publico .es /politica /entramado-secta-yunque-mexico-campana-vox .html

⚒ National ANVIL Network ⚒

Los Nazis en México — Sincretismo sin Magic Mushrooms 🔩 Issy, doña Vilma… isn’t the Church at the Maub the “Métallo” equivalent of the 🇲🇽Santiago Abascal 🇪🇸 clan?  EL Yunque… orgullosamente parte de Los Tayados RAYADOS del Monterrey (ITESM en SCIENCES PO).

Q’rack that Whip!… and Blondie, out of The Rapture you can expect the arrival of The Man From MARS.

Anyhow, Reverend Al, worry not about my on-going cuchara in that there election where the “E” (that’s capital “eeh”) €$🎚ablish-ment ousted the very Left in Oh-Hi-Oh. I promise to get back to that beat, but right now, as The Biden Administration admonished The South of the border AMLO administration for calling-out the JOSÉ DÍAZ-BALART crowd in Little Havana, the Very-Extreme Right in Mexico (Acción Nacional) is about to make a move on El Paso’s “Voto Latino”… watch that space, because we are about to let this bird crash and burn.

But while we are still Airborne, (with a capital Ey, ese) we can’t let this little nugget from the very people that (valgan los Venn radiuses-es-esos) put Florence Cassez in jail in order to hype the image of the husband whose wife (former AN first lady) is mingling with FRANCO’ crowd in Spain.

Calderón fue el primer gobernante del mundo en comprar Pegasus

File Archive:

https ://www .reporteindigo .com /reporte /margarita-zavala-aparece-en-red-ultraderecha-con-el-yunque-tras-filtracion-de-wikileaks /amp/

And Katty Kay… i can’t promise the same thing that your new employer promises the producers of The Daily Show, or the pages of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C. (D-NY) and which is to never bring you a story that other MEDIA has already covered. That, i cannot do, but I tell you what my commitment for the past seven years has been, and that is:

 To turn every story that our falls in our radar up-side down… shake it’s its content and look for those dang-on dangling participles that always seem to escape the beady little eyes of our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster (The Usual  Suspect).

And, Reverend Al… Eye is not crazy

So, Ohio… i personally think that Cousin Joe’s analogy regarding Nina’s supposed “rejection” from the Irishman Establishment with pretty pink houses for Ewe and Mí, —for you and Mí! Is ideal to unwind the Pretenders among U.S..

Over in LAGOS, Mika is making the final arrangements to keep us from gettin near Zhe* Eiffel Tower. in a concerted effort with none other than French President, Emmanuel Macron, The global citizens want only perfectly cookie-cut concert goers who have no fucking idea who Fela Kuti is.
On deadline, no word if Chaka Khan fans will be branded persona non-gratificada on account of her Black Pumas past.
Trascendió que El llamado Global Citizen event is the “ÖÜÏ are the World” for the 21st centrury and adidas (the three stripped motherfuckers) is a sponsor and puma wearing fellows are not allowed anywhere near Metro Line 9 to Trocadero.  

* La hache es como La Muette

And Rev. Al, don’t get me wrong, Belinda and The Go-Go’s are a big part of my wasted hours on the MTV, sin embargo my Honorary Mexican, how can you be the protestor-in-charge in the Era of BLM, and then, when the so-called Heartland is ready to put Praxis into law, You Sir, are going to call for a kinder, gentler, legislator who’s track record at the local level is A-plus in charity, but as BREONNA reminds you from Kentucky, let’s see how she performs with JUSTICE.

Por ejemplo, Avi Velshi, one of the “issues” that these Global Citizens supposedly take action against is this thing written everywhere here in France, it’s called equality and not to bring down or minimize the drama of The George Floyd episode of American History, but as seen from abroad, Reverend Al, the killing in Kentucky (the one that featured Breonna on the nightly news) did not get as much coverage and, as The New York Times put it in this paywall : https ://www .nytimes .com /2020/06/04 /us /breonna-taylor-black-lives-matter-women .html, The legally dead/murdered Black WOMAN’S coverage seemed a bit on the DISSCONNECTED side.

The NYT blamed it on a macho-centered culture that shuns anything that is not down with the GHETTO, in other words, RAP Music… not the GOSPEL sounds of the CRENFLO DOLLAR Ministry.

In Local News, the French are disposing of perfectly good mattresses and pillows like it was the Event before a national holiday. I mean just look at those “SLEEP NUMBERS” and blue pillows below, 24France in WaWaCaliente Canal 26 reports:

Mátelas… del verbo matar, o sea, forma cordial (no igualada, tú) de dar una orden a un matón (dentro o fuera de la Ley)… Matelas sin el acento diacrítico is nothing more than a Sleep Number Mattress. And if youse one of them Global Citizens, then Mr. Pinault-Hayek you would know that good cardboard is one of the biggest commodities around your Dome, which brings me back to that GROUNDED BENCHMARK TEST at La Bourse de Châtelet… please stand-by for El Recorte del Día….NOTE TO EDITORS: all times are in HAWAII STANDARD TIME, knot CENTRAL EUROPE.

In recent broadcasts, you asked to the four winds where all the LatinX’s, the Asian and Pacific Islanders, were? When it came down to march down to Austin and protect Democracy from the power grip of a governor who is killing more people than Pol Pot… Sure, Governor Abbott did not kill them with his own two working limbs, but like Pol Pot, his political manifesto in The Great State of Texas is not much different that that of the Khmers rouges, except that instead of Guerrilla Warfare, the good governor there is utilizing Guerrilla Welfare, and isn’t it IRONIC. Governor Abbot is not alone, the guy from Florida is even running the operation as a DEATH CULT.

 

In conclusion: the lines have moved, on Deadline

Global Citizen watch:

https ://www .abc .net. au /news /2021-08-12 /fast-fashion-turning-parts-ghana-into-toxic-landfill /100358702

After the mattress sale,
Liz Ricketts brings on the heartbreak from “the shop [in Accra 🇬🇭  casi un puerto con Lagos 🇳🇬] that is going to end homelessness”, one-dead-white man‘s 👖👔 👕 at–a–time… or something like that.

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

REM in Simple RED

 

If you don’t know this by now, you will never ever know me: AUSTRALIA IS THE ENEMY.

* For the record, on or during the research of a previous book, Öüï referred to this Blue HasteRisk as “objects in mirror are closer than They appear”. 

Witt That in Mind please look out the passenger’s windows as Öüï begins to wind down the altitude in that there previously stated afterwit* with Diderot, sin embargo Antonio Banderas… as Öüï descends, it’s time once a-gain for:

Did you really really think that Messi was going to play fot Man “U”, Cousin Joe? That’s like negating that the Falklands ever happened… or that at the end of his movie Ronald Reagan was not a fucking homophobic racist. Ask Hudson and The California chapter of the Chaka-Khan bunch¹.

En contexto, Friday last Congressman Scarborough (Frm.R-FLA 🇺🇸) lost Mika’s rescued cat. Cousin Joe, a degenerate gambler wagered the puss on Manchester United’s 🇬🇧 securing the services of one Leonel Messi from here to Eternity or Until The End of the World, which ever arrives first. In the Mean Time, Messi is now part of Manu Chao’s neck of the Woulds in Saint Cloud (9).

¹.) https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Mulford_Act

Another Ale, many many Ale.
Öüï’s going to need more than a pint, Mr. Paul…
the Chief Commander 🇮🇪/🇺🇸 reckons a decade’s worth of Ale… many many Ale.

GPS hall of fame. Tim Apple’s maps.

Trust in Mí, It!  checks out. After all, Rachel Maddow, keep on knoting all them great fish knots in Nantucket, while you were out, Eye managed to shame the chicken hawks in the Republican Party to go along with that Irish fellow and his  infraStrcTuration Week, which now it turns out will become a decade’s construction gig. You are welcome America. I want a Metro Line 14 from El Ey to Babylon Two no latter than The End of The World. Chop-chop Mayor Pete!

Last Week To They

Tina is in — Nina is out

FYI: and you know Chrissy Hayes, “Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio!” My guess is that that is what happens when you replace the farmland with shopping malls (just pretending). But no nigerian will deny that Fela 🇳🇬 (Frm. President of Africa 🌍) was like Sen. Mitt romney (R-UTH) a motherfucking LAKER. Check Fela’s place of birth… land of lagos, or some laguna mental, comme ça.

In Ohio 🇺🇸… no word if Fela made the cut (affirmative the Word is NO), but in Les Politiques des Cookies, the newly-elected politician there is somewhere between Cabo Wabo and Cesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Here’s why, Reverend Al:

Deer, Reverend Al, you cannot, i repeat, you cannot have it both ways. And Breonna Taylor agrees… i’ll explain in a few hours.

For this section, the student will need his/her Unions textbook, their Progressives for Dummies cheat-sheet, and of course a brand new Donkey, preferably not from Tijuana, unless you want to aDd a Zebra into the mix, Mr. Zorro.

The FB of Mexican Cinéma update: benchmark Nº 2

Not to be outdone by The Pinault-Hayek Bourse Collection in París, Francia, Facebook’s evil headquarters singled-out the personal accounts of academics doing research on, anybody, Avi Velshi, academics doing research on what topic?

Anyone, Evry body? What kind of research?

🌠 TRANSPARENCY

Facebook censure des universitaires qui travaillaient sur…
la désinformation de Facebook

… and just in case Ewe think that Eye is jumping on these two band wagons, [Censorship/Anne Hidalgo] please_please do allow me to direct your periph-vision to the Ice Cream Shop, because “i am 32 flavors —and then some.”

… And starring as Anne Hidalgo: Pancho Villa, in the role of Antonio Banderas, off-course. Go ahead, i dare you to say that Antonio Banderas is Knot, i repeat for Salma Hayek; i dare you to say that Antonio Banderas is Knot “el hombre perfecto” para interpretar el espíritu de Anne, period! 

Still to Come, La Femme du JOUR, April 14th, 2015… The thing about HINDSIGHT, Madame Hidalgo, is that on your first DAY OF CAMPAIGN for L’Elysée, I FOKEN KNEW³, Madame Hidalgo, that you would be looking « LIKE SOME CAT FROM JAPAN »:

https ://i1.wp.com/asegovia3.com/wp-content/uploads /2017/08/ image .jpg?ssl=1

Anyhow, a quick programming note regarding Benchmark Test Nº 1 results (punto y coma) be advised that OUR wordpress dot com personal account has been taken out of the detention room. This morning at around 01h00 in CET, The Pinault-Hayek Connection was cleared for surfing… Eye Repeat for Hilo, Hawaii, The PINAULT-HAYEK has now allowed (as of 01h this morning) asegovia3 dot com to post, edit, and continue to murder the English language, one clause at a time.

Benchmark Nº2 results:

— Connectivity arrived, not sure if the I.T. Team at La Collection Pinault reads this blog, we RECKON that they do not, and that the CODE blocking of our individual MAC Address was not a reactionary response, but rather a most unfortunate coincidence.

Image attached/supporting media: youse looking at it. Consider this an “Atta-boy”, unless, Sonia KINCAID 🔫, your hubby is like Enrique and he demands that Öüï mentions “Los Logros de l’administración”.

International Man of Mystery Avi Velshi presents: the Reel Faber book of Nuestro Cinito baja californiano

On location at Chez Chato’s en Vaux-Le-Vicomte

https ://www .sinembargo .mx /05-08-2021 /4010855

SILENZIO! Esto es otro contexto a lo que un tal José Luis García Agraz (director) dice sobre una época en México cuando no se necesitaba el revolver de Goebbles para sacar de la jugada con un revólver a cualquier crítica en un circulo del poder ejecutivo netamente nepo-deportista. Por ejemplo doña Vilma, trascendió en la pagina 159* del Faber book de Jason Wood, que con el uso de la ley, o a veces con simplemente hacer enojar a la hermana del presidente de la República y con tan solo eso, ya estuvo que se te acabo la carrera… And, Reverend Sharp 🎣 Thon, picture yourself in a float on a River but as a BIG OL’ honorary Mexican Asterisk because Mr. García Argaz’ response to Jason Wood in Wawa Land, Reverend Al, was in the context of “el sexenio” del ex Presidente Vicente Fox Q., while the unsolicited response from yours truly, Reverend Al, is simply juxtaposing The nepotism of WHAT A SECOND DONALD TRUMP MANDATE WOULD LOOK LIKE (not shouting, just CapiTalIzing), like a front shield panorama that would look a lot like a José López Portillo throne. America sin acento, ALICIA MENENDEZ, saw nothing the first time around. For the next U.S. presidential race, I would personally recommend to the democratic committee for the post of the latinX Outreach program representative, any family member of  the Marcelo Ebrard C. clan. i write this on account that Marcelo will not be able to fuck up that post like he did for María Teresa Kumar on account that he is going to be ruining his run for president of Mexico, —himself. Marcelo’s recent El Paso, Texas visit (last week) was THE UNOFFICIAL START OF THE remesas pandering campaign from “his paisanos” in The U.S. of A.. 

* Chapter 8, The State of Things
The FB of Mexican Cinéma
Jason Wood (2006) LONDON.

The audacity of the Very French at the Colbert Hôtel!
To film the historically hollywoodized version of Mr. Dumas-es-es
unofficial take on the taking of the patrimony of one po’bastard who went by the prisoner number : 64389000∼∼… at the very Castle where the story of that prisoner was hatched… The ROMAN busts of Lyndon Banes Johnson are a dead give_away.

Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee Tuna
Eye like bum bum bumble bee Tuna
Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee Tuna
Eye like Sandwich made with Bumble Bee®
Now with VAQUITA de MAR chunks… 

y por supuesto, una tuna en cada bote de atún del Abejorro agradecido… (not zángano).

Efeméride… sufragio efectivo, o algún contexto comme ça. It was the final leg in November of 1967 when President Lyndo’ Baines Juanes (LBJ) decided to make a short pit-stop in ROMA to visit the Pope, President Lyndo was coming from Australia. There was a wake there that was held in honor the Prime Minister there. On the way back to  to ⚡️D.C., President Lyndo’ danced with a broken hearted First Lady Imelda Marcos…. etc., etc., etc.

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