If Ewe insist…
¿Qué huevos de cabrón!? — Who’s Sampling Hitler To They at CPAC.
In local news, Marjo Kalten-Porten Bonzo now knows how many broken eggshells it takes to make an omelette, but no matter how many Punks show up, your bass is going to need more Cow, belle.
More cowbell !!!
With that in mind Öüï switches, IT!, to the shadows where Obi Wan Knobil* is getting busy with Bungalow Bill.
*~. Pronounced with a slight Qué-nuc before the O’bill.
PSALM 33 : The only true thing in life is La Lucha Libre, hear yea, hear yea: Catch!!! Glory, Glory Hallelujah—the masked man marches on. My Name is Armando Segovia and fuck David Hogg. That’s my chair, mister Hogg, mine. Any 🦉 hoot, mister Young Hogg you must get in the Ring with EDWARD THE CONFESSOR before you can even think about bringing The Kids in The Hall 🤳🏽 to The DNC, man!
Let It Be — It’s A Tijuana Mystery.
“It ain’t necessarily so”… it’s a Mystery, mi rey, it’s a mistery but one thing for sure is that Lorène got bitten by a chihuahua and the French presenter sport(ed) the “agropecuario” look during the BFM’er version of Güey Too Early show, but she is definitely missing her Resistol® 🤠, no word from the camera-shot if Sousabeille is wearing regular Tony Lama boots or UGG Boots like French narcos do.
The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts includes the Long Lost Illegitimate Great Grand Daughter of Davy Crockett, the one and only, Texas Representative Jasminnnnnne Crrrrrrrocketttt!!! Crockett is fighting the current Republican Speaker of The House Mike Johnson.
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In local news, it’s official the city of Paris just outlawed new dentists in and around each of her 20 arrondissements, bringing back the anti-dentite theys of the 1930’s in Vichy’s Labs.
In this section the student will reference Cedillo’s “Los Nazis en México” and, the student will also superimpose Zedillo’s “alternancia de Los Pinos” at the turn of the Twentieth Century and the end of Prince’s political Party of 1999.
But first, Öüï switch it over to Abbey Road where George Harrison (the most Mexican³ of all The Beatles) just took a page from Cardinal Glick in New Jersey, and the so-called “Dark Horse”, in an effort to drive more Sheeple to church, introduced Lucha Libre to the Anglican Church.
³~. Ask Dhani, 25 years-ago tomorrow, his Mexican mom neutralized a knife-wielding intruder with a chimney bellow changing with a single BLOW the stigma and stereotype of los hijos de “la chingada”.
And, Ananas Giridharadas replies, can Eye get a Bud, Fox?
Everybody wants to be a Tanker, but only a Distinguished Armor Technician knows that the Real Bud is brewed in The Czech Republic.
Page 182 P2:
Now go “Romancing” with The Stones and don’t forget to take Mika’s little helpers, you son of a bitch!
Anyhow, Marjolena Kalten Porter-Sax… and the sign said, you have to have a membership card. I told you yesterday that Gordon Gekko would be rewarded with an anti-greed documentary.
To they in His story:
Partout où nécessité fait loi
(“Wherever necessity makes law“)
10 July, 1940
The Vichy government is established sous les jupes de Stephen Spielberg at the Eiffel Tower, Semolina Pilchard reports.
1985 – The Greenpeace vessel Rainbow Warrior is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by French DGSE agents, killing Fernando Pereira
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On 22 September 1985, the French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius summoned journalists to his office to read a 200-word statement in which he said: “The truth is cruel,” and acknowledged there had been a cover-up, he went on to say that “Agents of the French secret service sank this boat. They were acting on orders.“
10 July, 2019
Hitler’s dream goes to die in México, in Puebla of all places, “the last of 5,961« Special French DGSE Edition » BEETLES… are sent to a museum. “From the nazis to the hippies, the end of the road of The Beetle happened in Mexico, where it was reproduced by the thousands³”
Let the Muhhh 🐮 Psyche play ▶️
And, Father James… don’t be a stranger, next time just step into the Penthouse de cartón. C’mon, Padre, it’s unbecoming of thée hArtista mesenas that Ewe is
In Paris, France, Rodolfo Bruneau-Boulmier is searching for Sugarman, and in Hilo, Hawaii 🍍 A.I. is like light-years away delivering the Brookz to France muhhh 🐮 Psyche. Aussie, some guy with GraBiela in the morning matinale de la maison de la radio se la está rifando con un riffin’ del Tri de Lora 🎸 y un “niño sin amor”… Y’know, Just a Gigolo.
And, Niño Luc, this is no time to get stoned, you son-of-a-bitch! We gotta circle the Wagners!
Bonjour en Aix. Circumstances de causa mayor prevented us from following-up with the Le Pen Club translation in adaptation, we (the staff) apologize for that, and so, we now return to los hilos de Mika Brzesinski en los huipiles de la llanura de Xochistlahuaca, palabras graves, —o algo así.
https ://www .cinelatino .fr /film /flores-de-la-llanura
Hot chili peppers in the blistering sun 🦂
It’s a thread between the Know Your Value in Abu Dhabi and the cost of an Isabel Marant design.
https ://www .bbc .com /news /world-latin-america/ isabel-marant–la creatrice-s-excuse-pour-l-appropriation-mexicaine
After the break… It’s Alfredo Jalife-Rahme.
— Entonces, never mind Vincennes, after yesterday’s results in l’europa, La Kerschovas wasted no time in plunging onto the back of the bus to “reach out and touch” them Catholic GO’ills 👯, and summoning Simmons summon the Tchec resistance.
For those in the great state of New Mexico just joining U.S., in Aix-en-Provincia, please be advised that the Bavarians are the only ones that can counter, effectively, the wannabee Bavarians in Europe. It’s a calco of “Fight fire with Fire, ” {🔥} sort of a Suicidal Tendency. Which is why Frank Zappa is alive and well in the Austro-Hungarian Empire of le Pavillon de Puebla en BOTZARIS y Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, —en La France.
¿Pretencioso?
Ania comes courtesy of la RATP and the Museum of Immigration in Paris France… los huipiles son de Zara y de Anthropologie and Patowl.
Not really, Mika Brzezinski, last week today we [the staff] were reminding Marie-Ange Schiltz at the Communications Revue that ‘correlation’ does not equal ‘causation’, and ten years ago Eye reminded the good people of the ITESM at SciencesPo, that ‘la forma’ es ‘fondo’. What are the odds that 90 secondsñ after the 400-year Lakota Nation plea was made on The Mika Brzezinski Show, the cry was shrunk into a two-hour documentary, and then Alex at the controls of The Mika Brzezinski the aforementioned show, payed the guests honorary-fees with an advertisement of the Ruffalo 🦬 coin.
Neal Young was not a muse and Springfield is a generic cartoon on syndication.
Ahora cuéntame una de Mel Brookz!
Pretencioso pues, only if youse Ruse.
With musical guest:
🎼 The Black Page… So, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico… truth or dare, con arpa, jarana y jarochos en Paname… It’s all Greek to Mí and Deutsch en Español. Pauline Paccard at Issy-les-Moulineaux reports, but she has to take on the role of El Llanero Solitario, Blue Demon… y ya no seas Tonto, deja de ser Toro 🪶.
The Mothers of Invention performing their architectural dance hit, Black Page nº1 and tú:
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“Wir können nicht still stehen bis sie alle tot sind!
Eric Cartman
South Park; S8 Ep3
Oh, the chicanery. It’s Truth or Consequences in New Mexico.
… and Marcus Ka on The Juanito Guanavacoa greatest hits, fuck you too. Öüï is now entering into severe sobaco de guayabera conditions and Eye has not the thyme para sancochar el tufo de truffles.
CHICANERY en France… Too Much Birthday. It’s like a cult, but sponsored by Mexican politicians. En los años del CHAMIZAL these fuckers where part of El Instituto de los Mexicanos en el Extranjero, a scheme developed by the great-grandfather of Natalia Almada, and some guy named Napoleón.
https ://www .facebook .com /events /89-rue-de-lourcq-75019-paris-france /concertfandango-jarocho
En París, Francia, el festival de jaraneros está en decadencia y Juanito Belmont, como buen francés, los ignoró. Cabe destacar que RFPP comenzó su “aquí estamos, aquí está Osler Amaro y los herederos de celebridades chilenas,” en ALEMÁN del Bueno³.
³~. For those from New Mexico just joining U.S., what? Did’ya take the wrong TO’in in 🐰 AlbuKoi-qi? Please be advised that Paris Fréquence Plurielle does not have the balls to link the Juanito Guanabacoa Show on it’s its donations page. And Eye most certainly will not re-direct your asses to his “finca” en la pensada, —or some chingada comme ça.
Ladies in Gemini: Frank Zappa.
Pero bueno, los cimientos de HAUSMANN están fijados con TRAIDORES en la base. Y por eso los letreros en piedra en cada escuela, y los hornos de Guanabacoas en la memoria.
Habrá que destacar que los familiares de luchadores sociales (aquí en París, Francia) heredan el calibre de sus antecesores… pero no el de sus ancestros llámese el nieto de Diego Rivera o, los ahijados de VIOLETA PARRA, pero su pólvora es de SALVA, como en el GAUMONT 🎥… pura pantalla igual que con los Gleason’s en La Farce.
Which is why, Dr. Martin Luther King III, you should have been a cotton picker first, so that you may know how to identify (when invited to RFPP) the nazis in Mexico. But seriously dear Reverend, your name is invoked by a little afro-mexican rhythm called the fandango, but it’s not really fandango, but Öüï likes to think that it is puro oído jarocho, o algo así.
And, Reverend Sharpton, you, off all (honorary Mexican*) niggers, should know, that by virtue of The Cotton, I am blacker than your Brooklyn-ass… just ask MARIANA X. RIVERA en Guerrero, México.
*~. Please reference the Vicente Fox incident, “ni los negros tienen lavadoras de dos patas, o algo así”.
Why, Violeta Parra’s grandson is named “Irwin” (or Erwin) is probably because Violeta PARRA was a 1980’s LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan (32).
Mexicanos en el extranjero… Los Nazis en RFPP.
Note to Ana Cabrera… all power in El Paso, TX, rests on the City Manager, not The Mayor… Tommy 🕶️ runs policy. Not sure if Mr. Sanders, not Bernie but Beto’s beau-papá, remains the main nigger in charge. For the record, El Chuco’s people are the best… south of Coronado’s way. The County and it’s court house are as crooked as “Them good ol’muchachos* en Alabama ∴” it’s a different kind of exclusion, not necessarily, racism, just don’t tell El Paso Times Business Development dame, because of course, like Joe Scarborough, —they are exceptional and free of sin.
Case in point… when Francis I visited Ciudad Juárez, the local press on the Río Grande side of the print-press called plotted in-so many euphemisms The Abraham González Airport in Ciudad Juárez as being located in El PASO del Norte, not Ciudad Juárez, because it went against their exceptionalism, ‘the nerve of that fucking Pope to visit Samalayuca without crossing over the Waterfill Gate to Glorieta, Texas, and it’s its petting zoo, next to Tornillo… or perhaps, Socorro.
Don’t shot the messenger, Grabiele… I know, I know, my logic is not neat and pretty like those faggety-frenchmen at La Sorbonne, where it’s all about TENURE and “becas” for exotic colonies and third-world paradises to conduct research in the name of a professional vacation. It’s like a sabbatical for Elites… here’s the kicker* Mme. Schiltz at Mains Libres, if³ as a French researching fellow, you happen to be a Trust Fund Baby from the French Touch, the RSA budget pays for your professional vacation, not your sheltered-tax parent fund, ROLAND GARROS racket in schooling follows.
Ahora cuéntame una de Sin Archistas en La UNAM.
³~. … and only if.
Vive La France ⚾ Don’t call’Em# gay!
And, Mme. Macron, I will get back to you in a few, but that is only because today is Nazi Rememorated Memorex Day. Please stand-by with biscuits. Because right now, I am about to re-visit San Anton’ Mayor, Maury Maverick rendezvous with the Nazis from Santos in Mexico.
Aussie, Sra. Macron, please be advised that I don’t select the nazis, it makes no difference if the bigot is from Spain, and that is the Moro entre los cristianos de Doña Ana (NM) y Bowie HIGH School. If they made it to any of the law offices in or around La Plaza de Los Lagartos it will probably be, among the variables (of course) because their blood-line goes back to Spain, and not to El Chamizal… or so I was told by los Terrazas, or Terrones, or surrones… ya se me olvidó.
In God’s Country.
And here is why, mon seigneur, because I already have warned you about THE NAZIS in MEXICO! Guess where those same Nazi sympathizers moved to when VE Day was a sure shot? Guess, Cousin Joe, Guess MadaFaKa! Guess!
Of course, this is why MARÍA TERESA HINOJOSA LEGUIZAMO KUMAR at Latino USA™ will not look my way, because I don’t have the same level of “understanding” of “hispanic” issues as those « LatinX » fuckers from La Sorbonne at Saint-Germain-des-Prés do.
Over on District del Ocho it’s… The Boys From Rio (not that one 🇧🇷)
Now go to church and Fuck a child.
… https ://www .proceso .com .mx /reportajes /2023/5/7 /los-crimenes-del-padre-huerta-al-banquillo-en-la-haya-los-hermanos-paulinos
¿…des Qué?
⚽ 1900 – Der Fußballverein Bayern München wird gegründet.
Note to editors:
In Hilo, Hawaii, ist es immer noch der 27. Februar , period!
… But first, the entitlement of them Bostonians, go ahead, take yer’ sweet time getting to first base, go ahead, Sir… what are you, French? Take a seat Beaner–game over!… Goooooo, Dodgers.
Meanwhile, at Wounded Knee… It’s TIME to A.I.M 🪶
— 1882: 🧑🏽🎓 José Vasconcelos, Mexican educator, philosopher, and Third Reich supporter. († 1959).
Previously on Ancient Foo’s… Los Nahules de COYAME.
But FO’ist! We are not going to talk about the Mexican State of TABASCO, which in 1864 (of the 2nd French Empire) kicked out the French Foreign Legion from “la finca de la chingada“, now property of the cult leader that passes for President of that sector in América.
— 1897: Manuel Gómez Morin , Mexican politician, founder of the National Action Party (†. 1972), the gateway to The Nazis in Mexico… look it up, bitches!
That’s right folks, because “GLORY a’Dios en las alturas recojieron las basuras (o Desperdicios³) de una calle ayer a oscuras”, para reconocer a FRANCO y su hit, “Toda La Vida”.
— 1939 : France and England recognize the dictatorship of General Francisco Franco as legitimate . Many, many, many people y dos costales would perish, disappear, and some, would go on to become MILLIONAIRES in Mexico, just like when Columbus first danced reggaeton with Bad Bunny at The Heroic University of Veracurz… esa pinche “Niña” era una fichita, la tal “Santa María” no era de las del coro, y “La Pinta”, la pinta is just a tag on this post.
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🤠 1973 – The American Indian Movement 🪶occupies Wounded Knee in protest of the federal 👮♂️ government . Crazy Horse Memorial in Paris.
A 71-day standoff between federal 🤠 authorities and the AIM 🏹 ensued. Per Major League Baseball ⚾ Rulhes, the A.I.M. 🪶 group members surrendered on May 8. The Empire called on time-restriction mandate (the Rulhes) to make Manifest Destiny before 9 pm in Plymouth Rock Standard Broken Treaties Times.
“Oh, the humanity,” tomorrow is a school day in America; in France it’s like the 3rd Vacation of the year.
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³~. In Montgomery, Alabama, it’s already el día de Acción de Gracias, donc (key), save a guajolote 🦃 eat a fokkin’ peacock 🦚.
“My fellow, Americans »…
Breaking news just South of the border:
https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2022/nov/24 /brazil-judge-fines-bolsonaro-allies-millions-after-bad-faith-election-challenge
It’s a re-run.
🛎️
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³~. ¿Para qué‽ ⌨️
Cookie Monster!
_ If Jamal Khashoggi had a “Red Privada” then Manuel Buendía would most definitely have had a Middle East Eye.
{and}
What’s good for the Saudis is good for the Young Turks:
https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /sweden-distance-itself-kurdish-groups-bid-join-nato-swedish-radio-2022-11-05/
2011 – Francisco Blake Mora, Mexican lawyer and politician, Mexican Secretary of the Interior (b. 1966).
“Hoy recordamos a Juan Camilo Mouriño a tres años de su partida, un ser humano que trabajo en la construcción de un México mejor”
Francisco Blake Mora, 4 de noviembre, 2011.
Las flautas ain’t nutting but rolled-up crispy tacos, here’s the recipe-esse-€$€!
From El Monte, CA, to Athens, GA… La Nuit de LA Philosophie ain’t nuttin’ but a French Taco 🌯.
Garçon! — FLAUTAS!?!? Flautas nada mas las de El Canario, en la Carretera Panamericana en Ciudad Juárez Chihuahua… also known as “tacos d’El Dorado”.
In Mexico, just in time to celebrate the End of The War, the Hitler Youth from Vigo, Spain, will be performing “Les Frères de La Marseillaise” with a flute sticking out of their CULOS.
Los hijos de Santiago Abascal en Acción Nacional, un evento patrocinado por Andy García y El Yunque (cristeros de Los Altos de Jalisco).
The event was sponsored by The Melle. Pitch Award and, « los amigos de México en El Circo HOUCKE », at Le Grand Palais during a rendition of the “celebrated” L’ÂME DES CAMPS.
1918 – World War I: Germany signs an armistice agreement with the Allies in a 🚂 railroad car in the forest of Compiègne.
1889 – The State of Washington is admitted as the 42nd state of the United States of America… The Times They (aren’t) changing, just ask the INDUSTRIAL WORKERS of the WORLD in the year of Ken Burns, Lord in 1919, in Centralia, Washington.
1885 — George S. Patton, American general, and General Pershing’s headhunter resets his days on this planet and he lands a role in the Antonio Banderas Hollywood classic, “Old Gringo”, based on the story of Kurt Vonnegut who hated jazz and especially, jazz mixed with Pancho Villa.
1922 – Kurt Vonnegut, American novelist, short story writer, and essayist is born on Armistice They (d. 2007)
Oyé XI… ya’ commie bastard! You feeling Japanese? Or are you just happy to see Admiral Stradivarius ordering SUSHI 🍣.
1928 – Carlos Fuentes, Mexican novelist and essayist cried his first Grito in, wait for, IT!, wait… PANAMA! (d. 2012)
But first, it was 1974 in Saint–Germaine-in–Laye, Louis Dieudonné de Bourbon resets his life form as a Hollywood pornographic actor named Leonardo DiCaprio ⚜️.
Oyé Leo… stop eating Las Vaquitas en La Paz, Cabo Wabo ∵ Baja California Sur is not Versailles, —motherfucker!
Rugby 🏉… and that is all Eye is going to say, ∵ son Bien MONTONEROS.
KILGORE WAS A FAG, Blondie. Oddball told Mí, so.
… Down Under, you ain’t in Kansas anymore.
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Atlantis…
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