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Sure Jacques, but does that include RSA and the Toussaint bonus?

“I’m a space invader… and Willie Geist will be a rock and roll bitch for Ewe ».

Norman Die-die-die Red-ruM-ruM-ruM... don’t udder a single Muuuu.

 

Still to Come
Musical Guest:
SEPULTURA + OBITUARIY + JESUS PIECE

And, Representative Gatel, Maud… one-each, at the bendita Assemblée Nationale de París, isn’t it the same old beaten horse, it’s always the François Hollande niggers (or the Arabs) in Marseille, it’s always the ghetto, —IT’S NEVER!!! And little ol’ i literally mean NEVER! Never the posh French Nantucket equivalent in la Loire-Atlantique.

Personally, Madame Representative, as someone who actually met Pedro Páramo en Coma-La, i can tell all of Ewe that some among your precious little club (La France) are no different than “Los Hijos de Televisa” en la Maison de l’Amérique latina.

… any hoot, Representative Gatel, the good thing about pusher apprenticeship programs in Marseille is that Scarface became a hit in France.

And now, the rest of Carlito’s story… Doris was pissed. Doris fumed. Doris had gotten that particular leather 🧥 jacket as a gift, and you are not going to guess who gifted that particular Leather jacket to Doris on one of her Mexico outings when she was sowing her Oats in the Hall.

The year was 1982 and no body in Évry thought at the time that a French rapper in Marseille 2024 would be echoing Big Daddy Kane’s epic tribute to ODB’s “Calling Mr. Welfare³” in honor of Tony Montana and other assorted thugs 🦷. At the club, a GOVERNMENT RUN (prostíbulo paraestatal) Whorehouse from the JoLoPo days, Doris hooked up with The Lithuanian Leather Tanning criminal syndicate run by the husband of a Bulgarian CELL BIOLOGIST with multiple TAX HAVENS in PANAMA, via the Rosbif Virgin Islands.

³~. Revenu de Solidarité Active, pronounced  “RiSA” for its initials en Español.

Morray, j’suis grillé ou quoi?
Dès que j’parle à une meuf
Ceci, cela
Tu fais ci, t’as plein d’meufs
On t’a vu là
J’connais elle, wesh?

Booba not to be confused with Booboo because that’s another concept of an IDEA.

Entonces, Doris went to Mexico, LEÓN- Guanajuato, to be preciso because as Juan Preciado used to say in Colima:

it’s too fucking White around here, vamonos pa’Penjamo, y luego a comprar calzado (a León) que al cabo allí eso no vale nada.

o algo así.

De cualquier manera, meet U.S. here on the same blog and at the Same time for chapter Tú of “Carlito’s Story”.

Right now iTs Jesus Christ Superstar (or the Church of Man Love) as Willem Dafoe in “The Last Temptation of Juan Preciado y la negra Soledad”.

 

goooooo, Dodgers!

A todo negro presente… El Puma called: ha’Ya like them apples?

Platypussies… earlier at chez Saint–Louis, a kind reminder that Thanksgiving is just around La Pinta.

🎵 Numerao’, numerao’¡Viva la numeración!¿Quién ha visto matrimonio?¿Sin correr amonestación?

 

Resisting The Present : El Año de México en Francia.

 

José Luis Rodríguez, “Pavorreal”

Any how, latitudes and platitudes had a baby, poor thing looks like an ugly duck, sin embargo it does feel like a big brown beaver, “Viejas Feas” follow, only on TeleUniMundoVision.

Öüï begins of course with the platypus.

Franklin, our first ambassador to Babylon, wanted a turkey as the national symbol, instead we got a bald eagle. In Constantinople, Erdoğan wanted to change the image of the first thing that comes to mind 🦃 when this flag 🇹🇷 pops up… and all that Türkiye got, [drum roll followed by badum-tisch]…. A GREC Kebab.

…

 

Al regresar, Öüï touches base with La UAS³

EL TRECE de dioS

Right, said Pedro… El de B.C.S., ese.

Note to editors,
The following segment es UN eStudio en “pro°ta°gon°IS°…mo en El Show de Juanito Guanabacoa.

Dicho ejercicio complementa uno de Los primeros intercambios de comunicación, con los “porta voces”

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gate keepers

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del Frente Amplio de izquierda mexicana, militancia que luego se haría llamar, morena-francia.

Does anybody remember “la Víctoria” en el 106.[1]3 de fm (rfpp)?

 

Si los oyentes ahora vieran, dice la gaucha… en El mini ficcionismo de La Fonda de Richard Burton… en Bucaramanga.

DEAR, Juanito Guanabacoa: las madrinas de hoy no son como los judiciales de ayer.

³~. Sinaloa Autonomous University, with a slight return to Le Chantier where Georgina Moreno is master of Simon Bolivar (sin acento en Paris, Texas).

Note, to none listeners, Juanito has promised to upload the Soundtrack to this trip at the top of the hour, and if he doesn’t deliver Eye will personally cut his avocados. En La Vaca Azul.

JUANITO!!! Concha tu madre! Esto no SE acaba Aquí, ni con los putos de l’Emission Americans, con Osler perucho.

Of Course, la Tía Tati has to clear the Güey in Santa Catarina, y Rungis-sur-Cemex, on account that to construct in France, WON must be a coq Sucker. A Frog lover, and… a motherfucking AVAL from Monsieur Rouquié en La MAL217 de Saint Germain-de Los Ángeles Negros.

And, Juanito Guanabacoa, ‘pulgas’, las de tu chingada Madre, –la malinche.

For those just joining in on RFPP, ‘La Malinche’ is the mother of all translators, interpreters, and of course, Con Cube Inés.

En fin, MARCO ANTONIO is in town and SANTANA didn’t eat his refried beans before he jumped on stage, but the reality is that LUIS ECHEVERRÍA ÁLVAREZ issued out one LAST FATWA on ABRAXAS… but, Carlitos got up.

Javier Bátiz, se cansa Chile le meto un Lapíz… Verbatim parafraseando para la esposa de Alejandro Lora.

Ahora, Ana y Gloria, por su edad me cuadran, y no SE Hable M’as!!!

Only for declamaciones

N° 2601, page 23… Lindsey Reiser takes on the chores of Santa Monica

FOREWORD by Philippe Labró.

“Going Back To Cali”

The Sun also sets… and the tolls ROCK THE BELLS 🔔🔔🔔

La IDA del “Pledge Allegiance”
on Livestock medecine, “and coma.”

From televangelists to TELEmedicine

Page 13, CNEWS matinée de la rentrée … Well, you’ve heard about “la persiana americana,” — It’s knot one of those, this here is the Bein Le Monde de France TV version of the Babylon Garden’s French Windows, « la pérsica franca » Anti-Terrorism Summit IRAK 2021, featuring, the former “collaboratrice”  now « organisatrice » of that new take on Terror: The France.

https ://kiosque .cnews .fr /player /?q= NEP&d= 2021-08-27 &c= CNEWS

🎵
If you ever plan to motor west,
Travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

Anyhow, Santa Monica… it ends with, qué? If you say it Three Times in French. Now, if you were to ask one of them pachucos at the end of I-10 on Ry Cooder’s side of the tracks they will tell you that the Beach is called SANTA MO’rica.

The West is The Best.
And Rachel Engle, did the current president not have the option to ignore Trump’s agreement with the Taliban, and have the Supreme Court strike that decision down instead.

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Over on HoBO Max, Santo “El Enmascarado de Lilas” takes on the Théâtre de Paris… Quasimodo and Vilma Fuentes lead the pride of licántropos de la SalpéTRIère. Hilarity ensues when Alejandro JODOROWSKI joins a el Blue Demon at the Museum of Modern Art¹ which oh, by-the-Güey, happens to be right next to the House of The Rising Sun next to Trocadéro PLATZ.

¹.) Resisting the Present, Mexico 2000/2012
Mr. JodoroWski  presented a series of comic strip planchas; one of these was about a Sleeping Tiger and a politician who complainted and complained about how the tiger was going to eat him (punto y coma)… at the TIME, the fellows from a still to be formed Morena–Francia began to splint from the cult-like followers of El Movimiento por La Paz con Justicia y Diginidad. KNOT that the followers of then presidential contender Andrés Manuel López Orbrador didn’t act like the popular kids in Sa Majesté des mouches.

LA VANGUARDIA de JoLoPo

https ://leplus .nouvelobs .com /contribution /576731-yo-soy-132-les-etudiants-mexicains-veulent-en-finir-avec-la-corruption .html

“responsables de la coordinación en Francia y otros comités extendidos en Europa y países nórdicos.”

https ://vanguardia .com .mx /noticias /nacional /2781488- yosoy132-se-hace-presente-tambien-en-paris– FWVG2781488

International Man of Mystery Avi Velshi presents: the Reel Faber book of Nuestro Cinito baja californiano

On location at Chez Chato’s en Vaux-Le-Vicomte

https ://www .sinembargo .mx /05-08-2021 /4010855

SILENZIO! Esto es otro contexto a lo que un tal José Luis García Agraz (director) dice sobre una época en México cuando no se necesitaba el revolver de Goebbles para sacar de la jugada con un revólver a cualquier crítica en un circulo del poder ejecutivo netamente nepo-deportista. Por ejemplo doña Vilma, trascendió en la pagina 159* del Faber book de Jason Wood, que con el uso de la ley, o a veces con simplemente hacer enojar a la hermana del presidente de la República y con tan solo eso, ya estuvo que se te acabo la carrera… And, Reverend Sharp 🎣 Thon, picture yourself in a float on a River but as a BIG OL’ honorary Mexican Asterisk because Mr. García Argaz’ response to Jason Wood in Wawa Land, Reverend Al, was in the context of “el sexenio” del ex Presidente Vicente Fox Q., while the unsolicited response from yours truly, Reverend Al, is simply juxtaposing The nepotism of WHAT A SECOND DONALD TRUMP MANDATE WOULD LOOK LIKE (not shouting, just CapiTalIzing), like a front shield panorama that would look a lot like a José López Portillo throne. America sin acento, ALICIA MENENDEZ, saw nothing the first time around. For the next U.S. presidential race, I would personally recommend to the democratic committee for the post of the latinX Outreach program representative, any family member of  the Marcelo Ebrard C. clan. i write this on account that Marcelo will not be able to fuck up that post like he did for María Teresa Kumar on account that he is going to be ruining his run for president of Mexico, —himself. Marcelo’s recent El Paso, Texas visit (last week) was THE UNOFFICIAL START OF THE remesas pandering campaign from “his paisanos” in The U.S. of A.. 

* Chapter 8, The State of Things
The FB of Mexican Cinéma
Jason Wood (2006) LONDON.

The audacity of the Very French at the Colbert Hôtel!
To film the historically hollywoodized version of Mr. Dumas-es-es
unofficial take on the taking of the patrimony of one po’bastard who went by the prisoner number : 64389000∼∼… at the very Castle where the story of that prisoner was hatched… The ROMAN busts of Lyndon Banes Johnson are a dead give_away.

Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee Tuna
Eye like bum bum bumble bee Tuna
Yum yum bumble bee bumble bee Tuna
Eye like Sandwich made with Bumble Bee®
Now with VAQUITA de MAR chunks… 

y por supuesto, una tuna en cada bote de atún del Abejorro agradecido… (not zángano).

Efeméride… sufragio efectivo, o algún contexto comme ça. It was the final leg in November of 1967 when President Lyndo’ Baines Juanes (LBJ) decided to make a short pit-stop in ROMA to visit the Pope, President Lyndo was coming from Australia. There was a wake there that was held in honor the Prime Minister there. On the way back to  to ⚡️D.C., President Lyndo’ danced with a broken hearted First Lady Imelda Marcos…. etc., etc., etc.

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