Tag Archives: Global Citizens Award — Paris 2021

And, Reverend Al… Eye is not crazy

So, Ohio… i personally think that Cousin Joe’s analogy regarding Nina’s supposed “rejection” from the Irishman Establishment with pretty pink houses for Ewe and Mí, —for you and Mí! Is ideal to unwind the Pretenders among U.S..

Over in LAGOS, Mika is making the final arrangements to keep us from gettin near Zhe* Eiffel Tower. in a concerted effort with none other than French President, Emmanuel Macron, The global citizens want only perfectly cookie-cut concert goers who have no fucking idea who Fela Kuti is.
On deadline, no word if Chaka Khan fans will be branded persona non-gratificada on account of her Black Pumas past.
Trascendió que El llamado Global Citizen event is the “ÖÜÏ are the World” for the 21st centrury and adidas (the three stripped motherfuckers) is a sponsor and puma wearing fellows are not allowed anywhere near Metro Line 9 to Trocadero.  

* La hache es como La Muette

And Rev. Al, don’t get me wrong, Belinda and The Go-Go’s are a big part of my wasted hours on the MTV, sin embargo my Honorary Mexican, how can you be the protestor-in-charge in the Era of BLM, and then, when the so-called Heartland is ready to put Praxis into law, You Sir, are going to call for a kinder, gentler, legislator who’s track record at the local level is A-plus in charity, but as BREONNA reminds you from Kentucky, let’s see how she performs with JUSTICE.

Por ejemplo, Avi Velshi, one of the “issues” that these Global Citizens supposedly take action against is this thing written everywhere here in France, it’s called equality and not to bring down or minimize the drama of The George Floyd episode of American History, but as seen from abroad, Reverend Al, the killing in Kentucky (the one that featured Breonna on the nightly news) did not get as much coverage and, as The New York Times put it in this paywall : https ://www .nytimes .com /2020/06/04 /us /breonna-taylor-black-lives-matter-women .html, The legally dead/murdered Black WOMAN’S coverage seemed a bit on the DISSCONNECTED side.

The NYT blamed it on a macho-centered culture that shuns anything that is not down with the GHETTO, in other words, RAP Music… not the GOSPEL sounds of the CRENFLO DOLLAR Ministry.

In Local News, the French are disposing of perfectly good mattresses and pillows like it was the Event before a national holiday. I mean just look at those “SLEEP NUMBERS” and blue pillows below, 24France in WaWaCaliente Canal 26 reports:

Mátelas… del verbo matar, o sea, forma cordial (no igualada, tú) de dar una orden a un matón (dentro o fuera de la Ley)… Matelas sin el acento diacrítico is nothing more than a Sleep Number Mattress. And if youse one of them Global Citizens, then Mr. Pinault-Hayek you would know that good cardboard is one of the biggest commodities around your Dome, which brings me back to that GROUNDED BENCHMARK TEST at La Bourse de Châtelet… please stand-by for El Recorte del Día….NOTE TO EDITORS: all times are in HAWAII STANDARD TIME, knot CENTRAL EUROPE.

In recent broadcasts, you asked to the four winds where all the LatinX’s, the Asian and Pacific Islanders, were? When it came down to march down to Austin and protect Democracy from the power grip of a governor who is killing more people than Pol Pot… Sure, Governor Abbott did not kill them with his own two working limbs, but like Pol Pot, his political manifesto in The Great State of Texas is not much different that that of the Khmers rouges, except that instead of Guerrilla Warfare, the good governor there is utilizing Guerrilla Welfare, and isn’t it IRONIC. Governor Abbot is not alone, the guy from Florida is even running the operation as a DEATH CULT.

 

Las cadenas de don Canard… say it ain’t so Perrine

Más claro que el edificio en Technicolor®️… The Edges of “Y tu Mamá Tambien”. [É] videmment “Aux 3 Présidents”, qui est situé au rez-de-chaussée du groupe Altice, just around THE CORNER of an already mentioned rue called JEANNIN–Elaine–GARREAU.

Note to ALL non-readers of Page 17 of 20minutes (dot) fr/ In Hilo, Hawaii (punto y coma) the NEWS broke at the end of Thursday's edition of The MorJo Show. Long story short, MIKA BRZEZINSKI ACCEPTED AN invitation to grace the CHAMP de MARS in none other month THAN that of “EL GENERAL PORFIRIO DÍAZ” [September] in order to host la llamada “Global Citoyennes” awards... or something like that. César on page one WAN was not ammused.

… PAGE 4, The Hospital Cadre and the Sultans of Media at the so-called “corridor of Information”, courtesy of N° 5234 and 5235 of « Le Canard Enchaîné », printed on March 10, 2021, for none to read! WITT that in mind: DePeche Vous! Because previous to one of the most hypocritical after-hour feasts in the annals of “do as I say, KNOT WHAT Eye Do”, an angry French Duck (bet you thought the Hexagone was frog Exclusive, eh!) triangulated the HYPOTENUSE between the BFM’er TV Studio and Teeny Tiny CAT’s litter box.

But FO’ist, a message from Melle. Pitch(er): the following is a plug for our continuing smoking section, ADVENTURES IN TRANSLITERATION featuring a meal among FALSE FRIENDS y unos cuantos CALCOS.

En descontexto contextualizado:

🎵🎵🎵 Doctor, doctor—Gimme the News! .:. [number and coded tag goes here] .:. Now you might recall that our brief early morning visits to the BFR’ers crew came to a screeching halt for reasons that cannot be explained right now (punto y coma) but eventually i will, for now just remember that previous to our hasty exit from the TV Room at El Patron’s House, the BFM’ers (god bless their Mercedes) featured an investigative report on “Speakeasy” joints for the elitist class, and Mika, if by the time September arrives the pandemic is only applicable to those without the Covid-19 vaccine just hook-up with the good doctor at the Georges Pompidou European Hospital for a list of “Michelin rated underground dives” for the “Beautiful Ones”.

Una “restauration” francesa is Knot, i repeat, is not a FIX for una “bamboche – à la MODE” (punto y coma) ISSY, Willie Geist, i know that that dumb blind Alabama country host is going to pander-in with his Flori-Bama Spanglish and arrive to the SODEXO ran Resto “A View To A Kill”, on the way up to the top of the Eiffel Tower, dressed in his creased Amish overals thinking that the Global Citizens show is about the “restauración” de Paris, (following the Commune commemoration)…

Note to Willie Geist: ‘member now Mr. Geist, “garçon means boy”, pass that on to Hunie Bunny… The Queen B.rzezinsk.i

Note to Evry body: in Paris it's Friday but in Hilo, Hawaii Thursday is just welcoming in the Prime Time awards.

Right now… It’s a lovely They!!!!!!!’ ‘member Siren, Mars is also Sait Joseph’s Day, indeed, can’t do nothing about it (punto y coma) it is written in pierre, Mrs. Stone.