Starman spotted waiting in the sky
Foo fighters blow his noggin to Smithereens…
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— Taliban offers truce for peace.
From deep within his cold grave, the former architect of misery in Irak and Afghanistan, Donald Rumsfeld, says NO!
Lennon’s on Sale A–Gain!
— President Bush (43) expresses “deep sadness” for his former Secretary of Defense, Mr. Bush laments that all of the heat in Hell is not enough to warm Mr. Rumsfeld’s cold-cold mechanical heart.
“W”, the Artist formally known as “Dub–ya” then paints a fuckn’ picture that LORDE Cheney nails to a Wall.