Tag Archives: The Plot Twist – Louise Michel

¿Ah dio’ Sol? No seas soflamera, los duendes no existen³

Breaking The News to 🌞 BOLUDO NATION:

And starring as Pelos de Huitlacoche : De Bora Harry.

Chavanieux, J. L.. Che Guevara también era africano “El Che en el Congo 1965”. 2007 ; vía: huellasdelahistoria .wixsite .com /huellas /single-post /2016/12/04 /fidel-el-che-y-africa

Ernesto “El Che” Guevara dejo de ser 🇦🇷 presumido, ¡desde que calló 🇨🇺 SANTIAGO!… moraleja, El 🩺 Che es AFRICANO, 🇦🇷 pinches 🇦🇷 italianos.

ISSY, “calló” del verbo caer callando… por Ejemplo, Vicentico (en RFPP, no en Cadillac)… no vayas a permitir que Juanito Guanabacoa te saque la sopa, esa es su especialidad de Policía judicial “exiliado” con RSA.

Avi Velshi’s Jacket is made in Argentina, ¡‘inche presumido!

Full disclaimer,
Sí, 🇦🇷 es tricampeón de La Copa.
Si, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs are the Best Strawberry Stones in the field of spectacles in the Field or something like that.
Sí, la ficción argentina es en realidad uruguaya 🇺🇾.

Mientras tanto en París con Susana PubEda… them Frogs send this voice, Absinthe, o algo así… la cosa es de que I don’t have the knack Susana… For your taste you needs a donkey for that.

Last Week To They, part ii: Track One re-visited… because it is not the First Time, but it’s always la même merde pero con Circos revolcados… porque aquí en Francia no hay PiRaTas puros pinches Corsarios con RSA… “Get It While You Can”.

Próximamente, EL EXILIO DE GARCÍA LUNA… EN MONTREUIL, FRANCE.

Synopsis: Genaro García Luna es declarado inocente en nueva York. Amnesty International with the COLLABORATION of MEDECINES du MONDE, and The Paris Tourism Board, wastes no time and immédiatement hook that motherfucker up with a retirement pension, room and board, and of course RSA!!!

³~. A este paso los enanitos toreros van a ser reyes de la baraja, y García Lorca va a recitar en vivo en el Cirque Houke²… Juanito Guanabacoa, en el trapèze se perfila como “Boogie el resbaloso” con dizque’ música Alternosa, o algo así, desde Su Madre Patria, FranCamenTeHablando.

²… Banlieues Blues de Montreuil-sous-parole Errada, festival originalmente inaugurado por el muy comprometido¹, André Malraux.

1~. con FRANCISCO FRANCO y su “craft”.

Ladies and gentleman, it’s been 7 hours and 15 days since SoFy Velasco established contact, but rearview communicators are sadden to relay that for the entire month of January³, SoFy felt like HER, that is you’ve got, you know, tune in your cellphone speakers on cold and listen to the reprodución in Ones and Zeros through your Radius.

³~. Also for the month of December 2022, but that doesn’t matter, what is of interest is that true to form, now that Juanito Guanabacoa fincó su pensada, la causa ya no necesita pueblo que piense sino más bien que como con Raul Velasco, el pueblo pues se divierta, siempre, eso sí, Siempre en Domingo.

In Local Meufs:

Good news for the good people of La Maub, vicinity Las Tres Puertas del Colegio de La France. La Brasserie, home of the “Wet T-shirt Contest”, at rue Lagrange, re-opened its doors recently after a winter-long hiatus, and this can only mean one thing, Vilma Fuentes will see Six-extra weeks 🦫 of sunshine 👙 at the terrace in front of where Cortázar visualizaba su “Kibbutz 🏬 del deseo” antes de dirigirse con la Mala en dirección poniente rumbo al puente de Hartes en su Marelle de La Jornada.

Need EYE tell Ewe phucks who’s at the mound, —Louise? … King Louis XV is at The Plate, the count is 64 and Five on the weekend eve of Fat Tus Theys.

Note to editors, for context on Che Guevara, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs y Vilma Fuentes, skip to tomorrow —in Miami.

From the wire.

“There is no alternative to our kibbutz. ∴ there is and will be no alternative to getting rid of 🇷🇺Russian aggression once and for all, liberating the land and the people,” 🇺🇦 Zelensky said.

∴

🎶 C’mon Évry body 🩺 do that Congés…

 

Año de Hidalgo — Sans Dents with Flouride

Les fosses du château y los contenedores de Saint-Exupéry.

Squaddie and The Brain… Oríllese a la orilla (Curb your enthusiasm, KURWA)

Public Service Announcement… Öüï call her “PRIVATE BENJAMIN”, even though Goldie finally made Private First Class in the containers.

https ://tvline .com /2021/10/24 /curb-your-enthusiasm¹-premiere-recap-season-11-episode-1-five-foot-fence/

Previously on, “Mika had a little horse, and Kurwa was his name-oh“.

Katty is blonde to the core… And She don’t care.

In théâtres this CHINESE NEW YEAR:
Le Prolongement de la ligne 1 du métro
Starring Goldie Hawn as a young GRETA THUNBERG
https ://www .vincennes .fr /actualites / prolongement-de-la-ligne-1-du-metro

¹.~ Oríllese a la orilla.

https ://www .hindustantimes .com /cities /delhi-news /from-cargo-to-classrooms-containers-triggering-ideas-and-opportunities- 101630865077790.html

In Local news:

https ://abcnews .go .com /Politics / senate-fails-end-debate-voting-rights-legislation-ahead /story?id=82349391

And, Louka, i wonder if you’ve ever heard about the Saint~Exupéry Sabots at the Pershing Memorial Baseball field in Vincennes? In historicity terms the Saint~Exupéry’s Sabots are the equivalent of the Barça Academy to Leo Messi, if Leo Messi played Baseball.

Praybeyt Benjamin and Sluha Narodu, Слуга народу « sometimes translated as, Servant of The Nation ».

https ://news .yahoo .com /highlights–bidens-marathon-2-hour-235519461 .html?

Note to Memo: The Saint~Exupéry Sabots are Louise Michel’s alma mater, if Alma had a 120 mph fastball.

Por ejemplo, Katty Kay, let Mí break it down for the lepes³ at le Collège de Saint-Exupéry, in case some of the pupils in them containers wish to follow their development at SciencesPo with an internship option in the Alliance Française.

³.~ About time to wrap this up. Here’s a toughie, “lepe” In Chihuahua, mostly, this strange word is used for “kid.” And it has stumped me. You see, “Lepe” is a last name and a city in Spain…and in some places, it can mean “mentally deficient.” Why?
… —Because Spaniards² are mentally deficient, Gallego. /s/.
https ://davidbowles .medium .com /mexican-x-plainer-a-brat-by-any-other-name -b13f4114f2c3

².~ Catalunya no es España.

Dear, Benjamin Reiß, you forgot about Fouquet, his imprisonment put NANTES on the Slave Route.

…

Page 10 Tú Cero Tú Tú — Weekend at Boris with the BBC

“Like some cat from Japan”, El hijo de Mil Máscaras y La British Geisha, KATRIX KAY.

And, Annitta Chiquita, you might be wondering what in Sherlock’s knickers brings me to the Rosbiff Broadcasting Buffet, and by the power vested in Mí by the legendary geisha, Katty Kay, Eye reminds your producers that this is UN USO JUSTO DE todos Los Fueros.

Top Speed Avocado edition… [B]ut FO’ist, Öüï catches up with La Mairie de Paris and their TOP List of baby names in Paris, over on the last week today, Öüï, relayed to the rest of our non-reading public that GABRIEL (WATTAGE) or the 3rd in the order of ANGELS and executioner among other things of les épouses indociles, the bastards, the reprobates,  and just to close the STAR of DAVID in a FULL CIRCLE, the children of fornication (WTF???³) was on the top of the “machitos” on the list, over on the FEMINA side the most popular name was that of a little ol’French heroine called Louise³³.

³.~ What in the Wild World of Sports!!! Aren’t we all the sons and daughters of fornication?
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Grabiel
³³.~ Over on our Special Coverage of the 150 Anniversary of the Paris Commune, non-readers can catch up with how Louise Michel was snatched by the New York Yankees franchise to work the gutterlines of a baseball field as a “BALL GIRL“. Louise, worked her way out of the “FOUL LINES” and in no time made “THE PLATE” where she took the position of “BAT GO’il” and redefined the role of CAT WOMAN when the former French medic, journalist, sports broadcaster for the BBC nemesis, —the “rfi“— and, lest Öüï forgets “Versailles BABY BURNER”  was promoted to GENERAL MANAGER of the minors.

https ://www .fox29 .com /news /he-was-going-down-doorbell-footage-shows-helicopter-crash-in-drexel-hill

Calle Tumbao n° 10

Sources close to the SMITHS at the Bpi, suggest that the ASTROLOGY section of The Georges Pompidou Centre sees “A HELICOPTER-style” of coaching for them minors, especially when meeting the Philly Phanatic.

And if you are into Cricket, you are not going to enjoy what follows.

BASEBALL in PARIS

Spring Training is for fags… And you are not fooling anybody, Thierry Raphet, Öüï knows that you are the ILLEGITIMATE basterd’ doppelganger of David Crosby with a modest ‘stache.

Eiffel, in his wildest dreams could knot write this shit up on Edison’s desk at the top of his version of The Iron Lady, a “BAT BOY” position with the Evil Empire, but then again, Eiffel did not have to go through the biggest snub in military sales and exchange services (DOWNUNDER), which is where our news byte of “Happiness is a warm Smooth-Bore 120mm Main Gun” comes into the picture.

JUMP TO CENTERFOLD

You see, GABRIEL (that motherfucker) just happens to be the patron saint of Telecommunication workers, radio broadcasters, messengers, postal workers, clerics, diplomats, stamp collectors AND, —AmBASSadors!!! So it’s no coincidence that a compromise would be reached with the PERSHING Field INDIANS and the Salaried players of the MLB in BOSTON.

And, Katty Kay… Eye is an anti-Christ and i am an anti-¥unque yank

Eight men out:

Not to be outdone by the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Paris, the New York Yankees hired Louise Michel and set up their own Field of Dreams… cualquier parecido avec Le Parc des Princes à Saint Cloud, es obra del Espíritu Santo y de Antonio Banderas, off-course.

The fascist liens to Fox and (Chente’s) Friends, quinceañera’s édition… and, Reverend Al, allow Mí to flip your National Action to show the class on this Frontier Airlines Flight how the “up-side down cross” of King Diamond works on the Mexican Margarita* Political “network”:

Bilbao, 11/08/2021

https ://www .publico .es /politica /entramado-secta-yunque-mexico-campana-vox .html

⚒ National ANVIL Network ⚒

Los Nazis en México — Sincretismo sin Magic Mushrooms 🔩 Issy, doña Vilma… isn’t the Church at the Maub the “Métallo” equivalent of the 🇲🇽Santiago Abascal 🇪🇸 clan?  EL Yunque… orgullosamente parte de Los Tayados RAYADOS del Monterrey (ITESM en SCIENCES PO).

Q’rack that Whip!… and Blondie, out of The Rapture you can expect the arrival of The Man From MARS.

Anyhow, Reverend Al, worry not about my on-going cuchara in that there election where the “E” (that’s capital “eeh”) €$🎚ablish-ment ousted the very Left in Oh-Hi-Oh. I promise to get back to that beat, but right now, as The Biden Administration admonished The South of the border AMLO administration for calling-out the JOSÉ DÍAZ-BALART crowd in Little Havana, the Very-Extreme Right in Mexico (Acción Nacional) is about to make a move on El Paso’s “Voto Latino”… watch that space, because we are about to let this bird crash and burn.

But while we are still Airborne, (with a capital Ey, ese) we can’t let this little nugget from the very people that (valgan los Venn radiuses-es-esos) put Florence Cassez in jail in order to hype the image of the husband whose wife (former AN first lady) is mingling with FRANCO’ crowd in Spain.

Calderón fue el primer gobernante del mundo en comprar Pegasus

File Archive:

https ://www .reporteindigo .com /reporte /margarita-zavala-aparece-en-red-ultraderecha-con-el-yunque-tras-filtracion-de-wikileaks /amp/

And Katty Kay… i can’t promise the same thing that your new employer promises the producers of The Daily Show, or the pages of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-C. (D-NY) and which is to never bring you a story that other MEDIA has already covered. That, i cannot do, but I tell you what my commitment for the past seven years has been, and that is:

 To turn every story that our falls in our radar up-side down… shake it’s its content and look for those dang-on dangling participles that always seem to escape the beady little eyes of our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster (The Usual  Suspect).

Memo to: Cerf-panthére… “early in the morning don’t [Ewe] step on my Blue suade Choose »

Deer, Panterita-ciervo:

If Phillipe Labro (Nº ☯️👨‍👦‍👦 ) is already savoring the spoils of the French colonies then you know that what you are reading right now is Time-synched to the only Colony that the U.S. recognizes, which of course is Hawaii (punto y coma) Alaska was a purchase, and all the rest of the territories, except maybe for the Virgin Islands, —are backyards/outhouse… WASHINGTON, D.C. is the Pentagon’s bitch.

Pedro Navajas is a fag!
… but He’s not a faggot, period and the green HasteRisk is set to Los Hilos de Sasha Montenegro, —en Hawaii, güey.

Witt, Alex in mind, i remind all of the people who talk behind my back (those are the cowards) o mismo those who wear a mask on under the sanitary one that covers the domain of a medical field called otorhinolaryngology, that i, armando segovia, can read past your innuendos (those are the faggots)… with a double “g” porque son Bien PuuuuuTooooos.

Denis! Denis Soula! Zat’Ewe—you slut… you feeling sexy esta tarde en Vienna?

Don Guillermo wishes to know, inquire and why Knot demand from your « Sixième Science », page 22 of Nº 3644, if that chorizo del Toro comes with Rocky Mountain Oysters?

“A todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol »

Benicio, our copy editor is curious if the dish is kosher, or SIN cuir Session?

With that in mind, we now turn it over to Zapantera Rosa en Télégraphe M 11, where our correspondent, Heracles Tempest is interviewing a mini mi version of (wait for, IT!, wait…

Any güey that Cerf-panthére looks at it, tonight’s feature presentation is brought to you by El Chamuco. Long story short the match went to penalties and leave it to Spain to finish what France  (alone) could not.

_ and Jonathan AP… i don’t mind you’re your sorry Boston ass taking over The KC Orioles, but Pleeeeease, stop reading the teleprompter with the signature Zerlina Williams, –pause… and stick to bashing Willie Geist.

In Umpire/Empire News:

Previously on Louise Michel gets ejected from the mound at the Pershing Baseball Memorial Field à Vincennes (punto y coma) Julien and the other two chicks are at the mound and Edith Piaf replaced Michel. —_*!*_— The Yankees (those motherfuckers), being the fucking Yankees that they are immediately signed Little Louise… and ss far as the Italy v. Belgium match result …

In hopes to beter understand Baseball and its Ruhles, the French sent a little girl from the 50’s to infiltrate the King of Sports. Yeah, Buddy, that there is Champ, but pay no attention to the pedigree, he’s a mutt and that pastor is going to keep an eye on that bitch.

Still to come, Aussi… let’s knot take it too far, Sidney.