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Investigación que se desprende de la obtención de una visa de larga estadía en Francia, y de la sazón —en los procesos— para recuperar la nacionalidad mexicana en La Unión americana.

Lo que aquí va a seguir —en cuestión de contenido— será un testimonio documentado que conste de solicitudes, números de folio, recibos de pago, y hasta algún regaño —o punto de vista— con todo y sus instrucciones de parte de funcionarios públicos, en la nomina del Servicio Exterior Mexicano.

En este espacio se archiva un caso particular que se ocupa de documentar la obtención —o la negación— de un pasaporte con el Sello Oficial de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos (en Francia).

En esta liga encontraras una denuncia en forma de vídeo para el llamado “buzón de quejas”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE470e9ETz4

The Misfits — I Turn Into A Martian

Meanwhile en CATALUNYA, Manuel Valls shoots his COOL~ARROWS:

The FAP FOUR²

Number ONE, Cul Héros: What has undermined the left in recent years?

Manuel Valls: “The laziness“… pinches SIN DIENTES! – a lo mejor diría su antíguo patrón.

La Saeta, de J.M. Serrat inspired by the Ponce Pilatus Barcelona Fútbol Chambers in Évry, France.

 

Now before Eye gets to the Month of May and the scrolls that would shift from the berrinche ensangrentado⁸ del Año de México en Francia, que según la Profe. Christine Brookes, nunca fue, and over to the long and winding road⁹ that leads to the Occitan gardens de “Tu mamá también” en Cannes, no less, Öüï has to touch base with a Mexican State that exists only in the outer limits of El Puerto de Guaymas and Sammy Hagar’s joint in B.C.S.

³~. Quivy, V. Incroyables mais faux ! : histoires de complots : de JFK au Covid-19. Éditions du Seuil. Paris. 2020.

⁸~. https ://www .ledevoir .com /opinion /idees /320524 /-portrait-d-une-violence-inouie-au-mexique

⁹~. https ://www .rottentomatoes .com /m /sicario _2015

 

Pg. 33
Paul in the sky without diamonds… via Lac Tica and La Jornada universitaria Michigan Daily in 1966³.

 

²~. https ://www .ladepeche .fr /2023/03/16 /manuel-valls-retour-en-politique-accident-espagne-que–devient-lancien-premier-ministre -11065467 .php

“And some even go on and say, that morena has all of the MAR_kings of a cult”

PEDRO from Baja California Sur.

March 25th, 2012³

³~. Context follows, suffice to say, 4 days earlier, a cyber-security contractor for the then governor of the State of Chihuahua, Mexico, was in town. He was my guest, turned out his then girlfriend was a campaign officer for morena in Chihuahua. How fitting, that the first of a STRING of Judas Iscariots on this passion, just took his life jumping off from a BRIDGE 🌉🧱🧱🧱🌉.

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Sponsored by The Melle. Pitch Award and LòReal:

Devil Woman on  the Banzai Show starring some guy who’s In with The Rolling Stones. The banquet will be at the Watts memorial. Beggars welcome.

Simón(e) que sí.

Eye likes your clothes line… got room for a pair of boxers?

Sympathy for Devil (1968)
Hope you don’t guess my name in vain, Mr. Tribe called QwEst.

 

Synopsis, Magali Faget  of the Melle. Pitch communication engagement agency, or something like that, stars as Lydia Rodarte-Quayle 🕵🏻‍♀️, Vieja Fea en el Pancracio with a Six-Sigma Más Cabrona Belt and, the head of Logistics at Madrigal Electromotive GmbH.

See How They Run… “they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide,” noted a frustrated Semolina Pilchard and a Mexican elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe’s Ravens.

 

Previously on, “of course you Should Know, this means GWAR »:

… wait for it, by now our non-readers mother’s should Know that Eye would like to have at least 3 word bricks 🧱 between Snapshots for an optimal column.

Entonces, para no decepcionar a Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp del 106.3 de internet en frecuencia de maquillaje. Cámara, —acción!

… Chingue a su madre Serge Gainsbourg y su café para cons. Chin-chin El que no DiGa: ¡Salud! And, Magali Rodarte–Quiero como Quayle en olla 🫕 para mole con chocolate… I am not a fucking ‘passenger’, I am a messenger, pass the biscuits, Madeleine.

Al regresar… Los Tigres del Norte — y su jefe de diegos, “Machete 🐢 Amellado”.

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South of Fox 🇲🇽 to Fujimori 🇵🇪 … NE to Hijo de Bush 🇺🇸

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Lucifer in vain. And in Washington, President Biden vows to take Cancer out of the Cosmos. No word if the Jerry’s, George’s or, the Veep, will be included in The Deal, or if Seinfeld, Costanza will be left to rot, Dryfus is a Johnson and Johnson card carrying client so Benes has nothing to dry–fuss about.

And… well—will’ya look at that, a King from the land of ME (Maine), complementary Corn on the plate. How many Kings are those; let’s see:

The vacuum fixer drew tú, Lobster 🦞 boy drew Won and, Northern Ireland makes for four, fabulous, and of course you know that Betelgeuse is the Joker, so… Fuck your aces high!

“He has very kind eyes,”

 

…. just like Diego Obrador Lopez Luna’s in Star GWARS, 

      — NoAd9581

Just like that Okie in love with Melle. Pitch at MADRIGAL.

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“This could be the beginning of a beautiful Vernissage »

Jour et Nuit…

Artificial Intelligence Free… Our Snapshots are free-range. In this frame: La Musa de Tizoc Infante.

We interrupt this farewell to bring you the latest on Ringo STARR’s missing chair. It turns out that George “it’s always the quiet one” Harrison sold the artifact to Robert Plant, Who in turn lost it on a wager at The Needles in VEGA’s.

Nice, we’ll always have Vega, I’m SiRIUS and you are not.

Any how, the effects were immediate but it was not as if SciencesPo incomunicado Donald Morrison y “su cosa loca” about the death of French culture, did not foretold this week in the French Presse, heck, the Sign–Off of Jan de La Ville Net from France Culture was coordinated, media wise, just as Rosecrans Baldwin had illustrated in his book about Parisian real estate agents, and how they love to test the matelas for “bounciness”.

Sisyphus may have cheated death, but not The Taxman. With them lines in mind, “let Mi, tell Ewe, how it will be”.

That’s Why goD made the Beach Boys 📻.

— There’s one of SIXTO’S frames for Le Monde nº 24143 , Samedi 20 AOUT 2022. Sixto is like Bob Dylan without the Old Gringo Desperado look {or} in Tamaulipas, he could pass for a Chilango postizo such as Amandititititita’s dad, El Sacerdote Rupestre… nada que ver with The American Priest in Paris.

Don’t Tread on Flo’… In Local news at proceso news network, the Irony is lost en El Montaje de la série El Caso Florence Cassez y LOS ZODIACO.

— Nineteen from Madison Ave., for Le Figaro , nº 24264: I Am 32 Flavors, and then some, ISSY! Ou-ou Ou-ou—OU, qué feo estás.

[Supporting video evidence of Sisyphus at the Jan de Ville Net farewell Bach Canal …

 

goes here.]

— Somewhere in the middle is the portrait of the PERFECT American, according to some chick named Jan Juego Verde (in pink), “Elvis Presley et le cinéma” on Ediciones ROUGE profond. 2021_Aix-en-Provincia, or Something like that.

To Sit and Let Rest

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A todo negro presente… El Puma called: ha’Ya like them apples?

Platypussies… earlier at chez Saint–Louis, a kind reminder that Thanksgiving is just around La Pinta.

🎵 Numerao’, numerao’¡Viva la numeración!¿Quién ha visto matrimonio?¿Sin correr amonestación?

 

Resisting The Present : El Año de México en Francia.

 

José Luis Rodríguez, “Pavorreal”

Any how, latitudes and platitudes had a baby, poor thing looks like an ugly duck, sin embargo it does feel like a big brown beaver, “Viejas Feas” follow, only on TeleUniMundoVision.

Öüï begins of course with the platypus.

Franklin, our first ambassador to Babylon, wanted a turkey as the national symbol, instead we got a bald eagle. In Constantinople, Erdoğan wanted to change the image of the first thing that comes to mind 🦃 when this flag 🇹🇷 pops up… and all that Türkiye got, [drum roll followed by badum-tisch]…. A GREC Kebab.

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From Yesterday’s nEws — Three: All That and a Cross to bear³

³~. X marks the spot on a bag of chips on Cloud Nine with “My Sweet Lord”

Still to come, the Oxymoron of the They on The Avi Velshi research show, here’s a sneek peak:

Heather Long from the Jeff Bezos Washington Post Economic forum walks into a La Chrècherie, hilarity ensues when she orders a cake and then tries to eat it.

Note to editors, the following statement is paraphrased, precisamente paraPhresas de EL UNIVERSAL:

https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /us1xkb /rompimiento_de_la_cuarta_pared_por_el_cuarto_poder/

The ideal scenario would have been to import baby formula from countries with similar standards like ours [U.S.] and who really-really—REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-really, feed and take care of their kindergartens and foresee their maternity leave issues.

https ://sammlung .staedelmuseum .de /en /work /bishop-julians-finding-of-the-true-child

Page 131, L’art du Diable.
Martino de Bartolomeo, La Découverte de saint Étienne, from the 7 Scenes de una Leyenda llamada “SANTO” El Enmascarado de SIMILAC®️.

But first, across The Atlantic, the Great State of Delaware is undergoing a shortage of baby formula, and over at the National Cathedral, Bishop Julian (from “Hey Jude” fame) found a way to feed the “True Child“. It’s a method that dates back to the Jeer of our Lord of 1390.

En contexto para espontáneos:

First off, I, Armando Segovia, have not decided to whom I should direct this entry, which I would hope that not one single motherfucker among our non-readers goes on and confuses ‘la magnesia de morena‘ con el comité de Gimnasia à Château de Vincennes.

La Guadeloupe Ana, will bring THE CHIPS.

For starters, señora Ministro de l’Enseignement supérieur et de la Recherche, and for the sake of the Scientific Method you, of all WaWaRetails* should know that the difference between the opinion of a bellybutton and the abstract of an asshole are numbers and CERTIFIED documentation… at the UNIVERSITY of SUD Corea, the PERMANENT^ ajumma’s at the Six-Sigma SAMSUNG institute call this phenomena “Justin‘s Time” at the Dépôt desks… and “Delay’s Shortages” at the IHESS ivory towers.

*~. Madame Ministro Sylvie Retailleau
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Sylvie_Retailleau

^~. https ://smart-ajumma .com /tag /ajumma-perm/

First the cloud:

Time’s up, you are going to need a bigger ring on That 🏃🏾‍♀️🔥

In Local News of the They, the Olympics logo and its handicapable counterpart got EVICTED from the Parvis de Mme. Hidalgo, details are developing, and all that the Paris Tourism Board can do is to have their minions on the artists front of collusion and backstabbers, follow my steps and seek the inspiration that NATURA en Salamanca les negó, mi negro.

Théâtre du Tourtour… Paloma.

¡Ay, No-Mames!!!

“Nos fuimos juntos a volar, con un solo GOLDEN PARACHU-TOTE »…

Mice killer. Lo’Réàl salutes you.

 

Andrés 🦑🐙🦀🦞🦐s

And, señora Primer Ministro BORNE, you of all people with access to the files of the Préfecture de Police (dépôt cubicles) have the ability to verify the contents in the subtext.

…over at La Salpêtrière Cardiologie section of THE ATLANTIC, if you can play shortstop youse SET!

Goooooo, DODGERS!

I’m not a doctor, but BRONTIS and Stéphanie Menou at the Salpêtrière Préfecture can’t allow me to lie, i got Royalty Fucked by one.

Hoy no hubo Deadline in WaWa Land

¡Viejas Feas! After the break, El UNIVERSAL breaks the Shark on the 4th Wall of Happy Theys at an AMALGAM that Öüï likes to call, the AP~Hôpital Européen Georges-Pompidou, casi esquina con los pollos hermanos at LA PEÑA en Saint Germain-des-Prés {and} le boulevard des Frères-Voisin, on Metro Line 12… ISSY, Dr. Poisson 🎏, El próximo waiter, le corresponde a usted 💃🏽.

Ok… Évry body, back in The Cave. Stéphanie Ruhle just moved to Paris, Évry body go home, Yankee, you with the habit, go home.

A Republic… Syphilis not included, unless we the sheeple go back to the Dark Ages… and if Mme. Hidalgo visited the Anne Franck park she would probably ‘see’ what Eye is talkin’ about. It rhymes with pissin’ in the Dark.

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According to Aristotle on the Morjo Show

Not the Alamo, more like an Evangelist’s belief that a certain tribe is supposed to fight the Apocalypse after « sweet baby Jesus” sweeps em’ up and away into a Tornado 🌪️ to get to Heaven {and} Zeppelin goes here.

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10782259 /Biden-Putin-Doomsday-Planes-flying-nuclear-war .html

As crazy as a shit house Wa???³

Settle down, Congressman, take a deep breath 🫁… now just how big was this “so called” rat? And are you sure it wasn’t one of those invasive baby albino capybaras smuggled into Florida through the Little Havana baseball league?

³.~ https://www.rawstory.com/maga-republicans-2657268212/

Greek navel-gazing BUZZ, starring LOKI, our Man of Mischief.

 

Oh-oh… somebody is blowing kisses at the pundit, and it’s not even your birthday, Mr. Scarborough.

Oh, the etiquette!

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Oh–eau… La GO’ill de Niza is turning Nipponesa-sa—sa, yakuza yakuza

And starring as Ana Martin[ez], Katty Kay’s bust and the GO’ill de Niza’s torso.

Might EYE interest Ewe, in a brand-knew second- hand Mexican Radio?

Critiques all agree… Öüï loves Oyuki’s Box-Set.

¡PERO!!! ¿quiere más? Call nahhhh-Ow, and receive a Pescado de Oyuki box-set, that’s right, call NAHHHH_ow and get a complementary Televisa Presenta: El Pescado de Oyuki.

Told y’all that Öüï could drive that { ONAPAFA} Chocolate WITH ONE HEAD LICE… Lice/Rice… ¡Arrooooz! diría un Playboy libanes-ese—dit: Garces; gracias.

Meet me at Le Pont Marie just above the little Red Devil facing the Eastern (Wall of Voodoo) side of that bridge.

Guess Who, Donnie Deutsch? Ewe son-of-a-biche!

Deer, President Obama (44) this PLAN has no name, yet!

Let U.S. Call it:

El Plan SLIM chance in HELL (OHIO) that things will change

Yada, yada, DIng-dong follows, with Cinnamon Spice for CHECO Pérez, don Carlos protégée… Brrrmmm, brrrrmmm, Cabrones!!!