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Breaking in Paris : Paradis-es Platypus-es Donnie’s upper lip

Manufactured Succession in Confidence

Context follows, but regardless of the brand, Donnie’s stiff lowered lip is not going to be looking too good to be branded.

Oh my god, Mika… youse not going to believe who number 4 is? But first it’s time to send a shout-out to Liverpool… and Cousin Joe, if you loved Day Tripper, your Alabama—Beatles-record-burning ass will love DAY DRINKER, because like I told francemusique matin :

… and like a good NENA—it’s never too early for a good Single 🏴‍☠️ Malt 🥃…

Enjoy Turks and Caicos

 

Fuck you mister president, Eye loves Katty Kay, and—mister Smith (you son of a bitch!)  fuck Susan Collins at your Semafor World Economy Orgie. How’s that for a pattern, let’s play hardball!

Mi me, [🫷🏼myself🫸🏼] and mime.

…

Up next, Birds on A Wire and a bunch of GITANOS

The good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that my girlfriend (Dom La Nena) doesn’t read it at all, atoll France, a toll 🫴🏼

Funámbulos on a wire, followed by Mamá Romina y su conjunto Tángazo.

 

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /la-matinale-avec-birds-on-a-wire-chansons-ardentes

Any 🦉 hoot, unlike other clowns in Russia, who were mostly Italian or (wo’ist) French, or came from unrefined Yiddish balaganisms, the Durovs much like ROBIN of LOCKSLEY in Rosbiflandia (🇬🇧) could express themselves in crisp, articulate Russian.

Robin Hood: I’ve come to warn you that if you do not stop levying these evil taxes, I shall lead the good people of England in a revolt against you.

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?

Entonces, Marjolena Portenkalten-Nena… Eye has it on good authority to relay to the Letter ‘N’ across La France, that los PiPoPes de la Sierra have grown the balls, France—THE BALLS!!! To Invade Issy-les-Moulineaux on Cinco de Mayo weekend.

Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

[referring to the then-recent blockbuster Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, in which Kevin Costner played the role with an American accent]

De cualquier manera Marjo, Mike Patton of “I Can’t Believe Eye has Faith no More’ fame wants to know if it’s Ever-Way-Too Early to listen to Birds on A Wire, sources close to South Street Lounge in New York City relay that like a good whiskey, it’s never too early for “La Nena”, heck! Some even have Dom, but you would never call a Mimosa, “champagne”, not before 09h in any-given-time zone

 

And if you are new to this most non-consequential blog, Welcome! And before you go and get yourself lost (in translation) en las gradas del gran circo, please be advised that if you translate this blog using an online translator, any and all of #Em, you are going to get nothing but Yiddish balaganisms and Caló gobbledygook.

Additionally, the running-time for the final edit for copy is 36 hours, not the faggety 24h that mainstream propaganda propagates and proliferates on the nEwS. In other words, the whiskey spoken at 6 in the morning is/has not even aged long enough to capture the context of 01h or Three in the mo’ning near or about Châtelet.

Viva EL PASO — Shakespeare under rocks cancelled its Playboy subscription

I Don’t Live Today³… maybe tomorrow.

Prost, bitches!

 

https ://www .sciencephoto .fr /image /12916159 –spanish-conquistadors-torturing-american-indians–1539–1542

Note to editors:
The following is an El Paso, Texas, thing; and, please be advised that you will need to know what BrUTEP is, and where CORONADO road (🦶) leads to… hoy por ser día de La Raza³.

THE BIRTH OF VENUS
(Mia from the HISTORY halls at UTEP)

Interpreted by Armando Manzanero

And starring as Roberto Carlos, Amy “la romantica” Goodman, on The War on Pacifica’s Peas Report.

³~. In a 1968 interview, Hendrix said it “was dedicated to the American-Indian and all minority depression groups“

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /cultura /2023/10/11 /playboy-sets-mia-khalifa-on-FIRE–for-her-comments-on-hamas-attack-on-israel

S’cuse Mí, while I kiss that guy 🎸

Spanish Castle Magic
Nations Unies
jour de la langue espagnole (Castellano)

… and in 1971, it was the 2500 year celebration (from 539 B.C.) of the FALL OF BABYLON by motherfucking Cyrus The Great from Persia (hoy Iran)… two years later in 1973 and without knowing it, U.S. President Richard Mullhouse Nixon would be COMMISSIONING the U.S.S. Gerald R. FORD, which is now parked next to CYPRUS (remember FAMAGUSTA?), in case anybody is wondering what a backward difference in real time looks like… (The Star Spangles Banner)

Efemérides:

— 1804: on Napoleon’s orders, Paris Police Prefect Louis Dubois prescribes the official organization of brothels in France.

To piggy-back on los puteros de Francia, The United States in América promulgates Freethought Day, celebrating the end (in 1692) of the Salem Witch Trials.

Mel Brooks is god… never mind Scorsese, he’s a fag.

Live from RED LIGHT HOLLAND, it’s Mia Khalifa on magic shrooms… wait a minute now!

Ah yeah!There’s a red house over yonder,That’s where my baby staysLord, there’s a red house over yonderLord, there’s where my baby staysI ain’t been home to see my babyIn ninty nine and one half days

³~. https ://www .loc .gov /item /today-in-history /october-12/

🤓 Sarah Joe O’brien… our favorite Miner 👩‍🎓, in°deed!

Mia ⛏️ Khalifa is Coming to Dinner, but first Öüï goes to church, because first and fore(SKIN)most that’s where Cardinal Ximénez is standing by… Oh, the comfy cushioning and Clam Chowder that follows.

— 1976 , on a day like COLUMBUS DAY, but on the same year that The United States in América celebrated its 200 Year Anniversary, in Mexico the Vatican was consecrating la Basilique Notre-Dame-de-Guadalupe de México (in Old Mexico)… 81 years earlier, in 1895 on that same CHURCH, the Pope in Rome, LEO XIII, was “crowning” the Image of Notre-Dame-de-Guadalupe de México.

… and one more thing before the ECLIPSE:

Happy Birthday, Mr. CROWLEY
hoy por ser día de TU SANTO,
Jimi Hendrix will play a rendition of Sgt. Pepper Lonely Heart’s Club Band at the Royal Albert Hall, and just like Jimi told them Rosbifs, forget about getting “thrown together by c’mon everybody lets love, that’s nothing but a lot of hogwash because you have to have truth and understanding in the first place…“ and Playboy never had that, it was just an elitist whorehouse.