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A good-faith piñata and a plethora of Clash!

Le BAC de AL

The Election wasn’t STALIN!

C’mon Évry-body (Eddie Cochran)

https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /status /1638445370383425538? s=20

Still to come, Mikaela jumps the cow.

 

In this section of your BAC, the student will triangulate and explain why a former henchman and, United States’ Senator from Minnesota needs a limo like a Lame-O.

º BAC:

https ://www .tf1info .fr /education /bac-2023–the subject and the answer key for the mathematics track test -2251494 .html

If you prefer… Ewe may draw Mí a picture and head over to La Médiathèque de la Canopée and audition for a chance to play music for the RATP at one of their “sets” where i sleep. The event is peddled by fip dot fr, so there’s that… where do you think that Sirène steals her chants and melodies from, the Music Conservatory?

 

º BAC:

Who’s gonna fix your wild 🐗 bac?

BAC,
(unité de police)
French Anti-Crime Squad.

º BAC :

In this section, Emily Munera will explain why la hache en “Bach” es muda 🎻, pero no sorda 🎹.

https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0077147 /characters /Decline’s henchman -Al Franken

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Over at the Peacock’s house, the first piñata on the set was a Mika Fest over the slopes 🎿, but of course it is, of course it was! But that has nothing to do with Mí because there is no Bridge there, and even if there was, “a confounded bridge” D.A.R.E., then Öüï would just fly over that arc.

On the same set, Mika shot her video operator monkee after the media editor failed to erase Serial eater and former Reaganist-Floribama congressperson, Joseph Charles Scarborough the Third, from the split screen on her Morjo Show.

🐒

R.I.P. “TJ” the live-feed video editor monkee.

All Your Need Is Cash

All Your Need Is Cash.

 

Here’s what the Morjo papers are saying:

Scarborough had the audacity to stuff his pie-hole with the cereal prop on that set, —a big NO on live-reruns.

Any Karni is live from the Bodega where Scarborough staches the Cereal from the set. Take it away, Annie.

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How Mara Gay’s parents met.

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1 de marzo — Vamos a la granja

Where! Wüero, where?

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†~. https ://encause .fr/ la-tigresse-irma-serrano-meurt-a-89-ans-apres-une-carriere-de-plusieurs-decennies-en-tant-quactrice-et-politicienne/

Giants 3 – 4 Dodgers

It’s “off the cuff”, ya’ dumb Dilbert! Off the cliff, is what happens cuando El Buey, se cae en La Barranca, cuándo eso pasa, “🎶 los del gobierno se ofrecieron a ayunar”.

The Big Pharm Processing… Childs Play

 

We last witnessed La Kerschovas and her Tati™ bags double-speaking her way through La Samaritaine, today, in plena cuaresma, La Kerschovas is Doublethinking her Sendero through Los Surcos of her imagination at the Big Pharm in Versailles.

But that is Knot All, it can’t be, why would it!? Off-course not, It’s THE DOMINO Effect with my part-time lover, Nat-a-lie Piolé and, TOO MANY HANDS on the Antunes, and not enough TIME ZONES on The Dark Side of The Moon. Naturally, the EU is como dicen los portugueses en Francia «  faire du bénévolat » con las manecillas del reloj on SELENE… Silly Cow, now I know who took “las manecillas del reloj” de La Samaritaine.

500 and tú years after The Spanish envoys of Chavelita la Catholique took over La Cervecería Cuauhtémoc y El Salón de La Fama de la Liga Mexicana de Béisbol, la Madre Patria 🇪🇸 de Juanito Guanavacoa 🇲🇽 (‘inche lambiscón) aún no reconoce el “chiquero” de 🐽 chanchos 🐷 tranSnacionales 🐽 en La Fundidora del Circo de Cepillin… en UN Bosque de La China, a huevo qué sí, wuerquillos del Topo 🦫 Chico.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/02/28 /opinion / ¿y tú, que estás haciendo para impulsar desde tus espacios y condición que el país pluricultural, respete la autonomía y detenga el atropello contra los pueblos indígenas en nombre del llamado desarrollo?

Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo reports from El Trochil de Gignac en La UANL. And GO’ill de Niza, if you think that last year’s Lunatic Tiger went back to China, —youse right: CHINA, NUEVO LYÓN, carretera Santa QatarINA.

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Lucas {Oil} 2.Tú.22 La Candelaria

Presentation… and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, it’s a bit barROCKcoCO and ironic but it’s nontheless TROU:

The Washington COMMIES…
they used to be Redskins.
Meh! It’s all GREEK Tú Mí.

In Rockridge Knews, The Kansas City Dispatch is proud to announce that,

SOD drummer courtesy of Island Records -Megaforce Worldwide… this is no EODM crap!

In Paris, Louie Pasteur is tunning in to a new format that is obliterating ANTHRAX, over at la llamada ‘Catedral del Jazz’.
It’s a groovy sound perfomed by Artificial Artists or something like that.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Eagles_of_Death_Metal

https ://www .investigacionyciencia .es /revistas /mente-y-cerebro /inteligencia-y-creatividad-371 /artistas-artificiales-3568

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Stormtroopers_of_Death

C’mon, KYLE… play Misty for Mí {or} No Soup For Ewe!!! And you can forget about the Spaghetti fo’ RINGO.

Jesús and Gabriel (TSF JAZZ) are knot funny.
Jesús and Gabriel… those motherfuckers are BLASPHEMOUS if anything.
Hey, Jesús, fo’Christ’s sakes… no fraternizing with Los Ángeles
… surtout with “that” GRABIEL!!!
“el nombre que más odio en un troyano”

Over at Al Gore TV, an inconvenient truth needs more COWBELL!!!

Dear, de Niza… no pun intended if that, in fact is your real name, Eye likes the way that you brought in JimBo into the MIX!, but the Way that you roll them ERRES is better than any Soft (hit) Parade. which reminds me, do you know how many Theys ’till King Momo comes marchin’ in?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /grille-programmes

… and then, Eddie Gloude Jr., Eye was trying to get the information for them tickets to the WaGram Hall concert and then, WHAM! The wailin’ sounds of WaRgame that put the “Sch” in spiel. It made my skin turn into Scales. And Eye Am The Lizard King.

What in the Wild Wild World of Schnitzel Grüben and Schutzstaffels is that Bahhhhhroque sound coming out of your Air Alert Sirens on a Wednesday afternoon? alArma!!

memo to Memo:

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Funnel_cake

… now Ewe can eat it, Tú, Aussie.

Ask Annie Karni, it’s a HIT in them Pennsylvanian Dutch in Deutsch Carnivals.

What are the odds that her name is EVANGELISTA?
People who know [dad jokes] know that Mick Jagger can suck a golf ball through a Torricelli trumpet, but did you know that Gabriel’s Horn can sound for miles, and miles, and miles…

It’s High-Noon in CET and it has been a few Falling Moons since the RATP—that Sgt. Pepper (Serrano, pues) Called The Band To The Oboe. The Oboe by the way is the new Brasserie bar opened by the Zappa Foundation in Prague.

Tonight is Wet “your a good dude” tee-shirt contest, Punxsutawney shortribs and Tiger Blood are all-Ewe-can eat.

The Oboe, where Catholic Girls are always glad you came, la hache es muda and always, —ALWAYSZ— in your imagination.

Ewe scared The Byrd’s!!!

And in WaWa Land, Katty Kay is sportin’ some KornRrrrolls to welcome Chuy into la Casa del Segnor.

 

La Répétition des Scénarios de Vie³ or, how Eye learned to love Susana Poveda y a su chingado cinito por la radio²

Hey, Jonathan, never mind the Redundant quote but DON’T LOOK UP : Déni Cosmique says, “Thanks for dressing up”
https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt11286314 /quotes /qt6083137

The Persuaders (Amicalement Votre)
ALBUM : The Prisoners (2021)
LABEL : MEDIAPOP RECORDS

[last lines]

Jason Orlean: What’ up, y’all? I’m the last man on Earth. Shit’s all fucked up. Don’t forget to like and subscribe. We out here.

BREAKING the KNEWS… “Based on truly possible events ».
In WaWa Land, some gal named TARAH*SETMAYER just put a fried egg on the ALTAR of LINCOLN!!! — Oh, the Humanity.
And in THE NEXT PANEL:

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Strange all jazzed up Cuban sounds are currently expected to sound later on tonight.
The American Embassy in PARIS just issued out a bulletin INSTRUCTING all AMERICANS to stay away from the rue des LOMBARDS radius, so pena of being ex communicated for catching THE HAVANA SYNDROME of Yesu.

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« Quand l’homme blanc est arrivé, il avait la Bible et nous avions la terre », aimait-il raconter. « L’homme blanc nous a dit : ‘Venez, agenouillons-nous, et prions ensemble’. Quand nous avons rouvert les yeux, voilà ! – nous avions la Bible et il avait la terre… »

El arzobispo anglicano,
Desmond Tutu
as quoted by
radio france international

Page 7 
Introduction
Quand la vie se répète
« Le bonheur es une idée neuve en Europe. »
SAINT-JUST,
Rapport à la Convention nationale,
3 mars 1794.

oNe.: RELAX-ay-voo

— Well, wadda ‘ya know…
TuTu just passed by:
https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /afrique /20211226 -mort-de-desmond-tutu–la-nation-arc-en-ciel-perd-une-ic%C3%B4ne-de-la-lutte-contre-l-apartheid
“Demain Est Une Autre Histoire“

In local news, Italian dreamer, Dean Martin, passed away yesterday, Christmas Day 1995 only to welcome the newest member of the RAT PACK at the KNEEDLES, Sammy Davis Jr., caught a case of the Omicrons on his Beguine and so, that motherfucker had to stay in Soweto for the rest of the Millenium.

Cottraux, Jean
153.6 COT
Bpi: 3 7504 00231077 7
135 F / 20,58 €…
selon ©Odelie Jacob at rue Soufflot
(Average exchange rate for april in Paris of 2001)

… Wrong, do it again
If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?
You! —Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!

 

 

 

FRF remplacé par EUR

And JONATHAN CAPEHART… please relay to Aunt Gloria that La COMADRE Victoría’s exchange rate has not changed in 20 years.

Conversion Euro vers Franc français — Dernière mise à jour :
26 déc. 2021, 16:26 UTC
1 EUR = 6,55957 FRF
1 FRF = 0,152449 EUR

65,00 Euros = 426,37205 Francs français

Niveau 2 – Psychologie

Tu.~ (pronounced Two):

Note to Avi Velshi: dude, Öüï arrived like a THEY earlier to « Suzy’s cinito en Les-chingados-Moulineux », so here is last Night’s rendition of Saint-Opportune:
https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-samedi-25-decembre-2021

Previously on, Las Más Cabronas: Isela Vega

Fact check on las fuentes de doña Vilma follows…

🎶 Get off! .:. 98D51C49-67A9-44FE-AD3E-49ABCBFF18B6 📎 El próximo cuadro va dedicado virtualmente a mi Amiga valenciana (mabm) y, en tiempo real al señor arquitecto Leoncio Orellana, sub director de la Casa latinoamericana en Saint Germaine–des–Prés, casi esquina con la rue de Poitiers y La Legión de Honor (punto y coma)… but you are going to have to wait until los Hilos de Sasha (en Hawaii) catches up with the Central Europe Time, on Sunday, 14 de marzo del 2021. Once the DateLine is crossed, i am going to head over to La ARGENTINA in an attempt to show doña Vilma Fuentes y a los monitos de La Jornada en Madrid, “How to get to Serge Gainsbourg street.” In the meantime, “Oh, £ord, Please don’t let Mí Bee misunderstood.”

“ Al tomar la discreta calle de Verneuil, con o sus altos edificios silenciosos, uno y otro se verán sorprendidos por un largo muro que aúlla secretos, de un solo piso, pintarrajeado de grafitis coloreados, selva de frases donde no cabe una letra más ».

Gainsbourg el hombre convencido de ser feo,
por Vilma Fuentes para La Jornada

Amigo valenciano, per our brief conversation earlier today, as i walked by your obra, TE COMENTO que lo que sigue es una conversación re interpretada entre tu “NEREIDA y POSEIDÓN », en Saint-Michel casi esquina con El Unicornio del Cluny (look it up) 🔱 EA337033-A608-4D43-97D0-394A5FEA2C0B 🌬 Indeed, what “La Nereida” is relaying to Poseidon on the mural of your work-in-progress is that his Olympic ass might rule all of the ships and vessels that sail or submerge into the depths of his precious domaines, but can you imagine what would happen if little ol’Aquarius stopped carrying the WaWa for his stupid ass? Neptune’s oceans, and his rivers, his lakes and even his charcos, —Amigo valenciano— would dry the fuck up… yeah, Buddy, not to mention all of his fucking animalitos that would also perish into the dry Sands… de REBOTE, on your lienzo de plywood, Poseidón can only think of one thing, and that’s the BUS sign on his mouth; and that my Spanish friend, is what The POLICE call “Synchronicity”… unfortunately, i don’t have a La Unión card to explain, ⚡️the rest of the story.

Knot gonna lie. I first ran into N° 3 rue de Verneuil while searching for Alexis de Tocqueville’s chante on Lille street way back when FUKUSHIMA’s sushi was safe to eat^, and Eye gets the hyperbole about how that front-façade’s saturation with tags that pay homage to the son of Russian immigrants to France can’t fit another iota on its wall; i really do get it, but what her limited columna prevents doña Vilma from stating is that ese lienzo de enjarre (mal emplastado, por cierto Charlotte) is a constant draft (por no llamarlo un borrador) of tributes from Gainsbourg’s fan base. Dicho d’otra puta manera, hay quienes ven ese muro como un muro medio pintado—y luego hay quienes ven ese muro medio saturado.

^ You might recall how Neptune’s Trident struck that nuclear plant, —shall Öüï say— the wrong way…)

🎶 Sunny Days…
Can you tell Mí how to get—How To Get to Serge Gainsbourg Street? Y como bien de seguro no lo verá usted, doña Vilma, ya ve como aún queda espacio para el número de la humanidad (plus guest) y hasta para Lázaro y Ziggy Stardust! And in case you are Knot wondering, that’s Mí in the corner.

Serge Gainsbourg was a fag… but more than that, Charlotte’s dad is playing Centerfield on the Commune’s Softball Tournament à Vincennes, where Louise Michel is getting ready to strike a pose at the mound while Trade Union Honcho and mustache model, Philippe Martinez, is performing tricks with the bat while we all wait for the singing of the National anthem, “Aux armes”, etcetera.

Valencia… en La Universidad de Texas en Austin, esos murciélagos se transforman en, “mariposas amarillas, Mauricio Babilonia.”

Ahora bien, Amigo valenciano, ay’te va otra: me vas a negar que el blasón de Valencia no lleva un murciélago en la cima? Pues majo, That D.A.R.E. is Philippe Martinez playing TRICKS with* a BAT.

BULL — Heavy Petting Zoo

Got Cock?

Country Music at The Cracker Barrel se baila en Two-Step, while in the corrida se llama Paso Doble.

Once again, the only way that you can beat the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is if you:

– Cheat
— Beat me while i sleep
— Or if you use the MONARCH effect.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki/ Get_Out

Now about that rooster on the NOFX reference above the Jordan Peele “conspiracy” reference, last night before anybody who follows La Jornada knew what today’s front page lower-left square of that tabloid would look like, i was explaining (upon request) to a lópez-obradorista (not a morenista, according to that Mexican in France), that for some reason for the past 4-years or so, i’ve began to notice that whatever i write about WILL, or rather has manifested in the NEWS AROUND THE WORLD in one form or another, and it usually happens within 72 hours.

Take “Pete” the rooster², i saw that Civil War mascot on the reference right about the time that The Bull was slaughtered just a few weeks ago (Apocalypse Now, sacrifice scene), and Willie Geist, lo and behold, Cousin Joe just couldn’t help delivering the rated “G” elements of My Nightmare, for your delight. If there is a “trigger” you best hope that “El Patrón” doesn’t find out, because Paris will have a new lake.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2021/02/12/

In other news, last night fallece el papá de los pollitos, Chick Corea left the Animal Farm. R.I.P.

🎵 … [T]o get Her on The Sand 🎶

… o en El Ruedo; improvisados need Knot apply.

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And, Willie Geist: it’s Pewe, as in “Pepe Le Pew”.

El próximo toro le corresponde a:

Jupiter, and here is why, That God DAMNED BULL has done IT!, again. People WHO Know, know that Jupiter is a fucking thief. This time around, not content with one, that motherfucker took all of the women that Truffaut liked, y por si fuera poco, el muy Cabrón (así con mayúsculas) se voló a “La Sirena de Mississippi”.

🎺 Page 405, Dictionnaire Des Onomatopées; 2ed. PUF, 2003

El Mundo es una montera, maja:

Mhuuuu* 🗣🎶 EWE Cow.

TARATATA¹ 🐂 TARATATA TATATA TA—TA TA!

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Montera

🎶 En un Pase de Fermín, se encerraba enRRedaba—una Chiquilla, esa Chiquilla’es La Pundita—Ardilla, Ardilla.

Ladies in Gemini: ¡Pedro Navajas!

 

Hey, Negrita! Check out Jim lighting that fire

Quick programming note:

The Georgia Satellites can Go! Ahead and keep their hands to themselves.

Caption for pyre: It’s a Triple G Weekend, live from GUADALAJARA… TORO ROSSO follows. Page 31 “en brÈves” omnisports and why the NFL had to name it’s IT$ moneymaker FOOTBALL, instead of Handball.

I am not sure if the French will be practicing National Sport They (today) however, a gang of motorcycle police officers wearing all Black are parked right-smacked in the middle of the Nelson Mandela (sans ex) Garden. For the record, those fuckers got between a Band on The Run, and the Carrefour monopoly of Violence at Les Halles en la rue de Rambuteau… so don’t charge me with capturing them matracas-weilding and (tear) grenade launchers holding cops.

And Zeppelin, Mr. Foo Fighting Foo’— goes here.

Caption for Satellite view of a « Kεconomy » as viewed with a Guyana-launched satellite… i can see Georgia* from here standing on SPOT 5 and, BABY CROSS, youse knot gonna believe le Chien Qui Fume right next to Mr. Poquelin’s kitchen (where Molière was brought into this Quadrant) but i have INDIANA directly in front of my lying eyes., heck, Negrita!!! There’s a Tunisian sleeping right below GERONIMO’s mug… now i am knot one to weave the action developing at the Main Entrance to the underground, but the big HIPPOPOTAMUS on the demi-LUNE is that them boys from the 20minutes paper route just dropped some African Sistas on the CNEWS grounds and they are passing out green colored Facemasks and sanitizer handgel for all the people SUPER SPREADING last year’s Christmas gift from… anyone, anyone… The Orient. HAPPY SHOPPING and you can keep the mask on 🎶 Joe Cock|-|er.

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And in Washington… inter•mission

Breaking the news

Issy... Sala Manca

Issy… Sala Manca .:. FAE838DE-6326-406B-AB65-78890FB32DB7 🇦🇪🇪🇸 Entonces, Alicia Menendez, como todo Telemundo ya lo decía: lo que Salamanca no otorga, el reino te lo heredará. This Menu is Seasoned [Aged really] con Goya, Gregoria.

This Nail kills fascists

Our apologies to Professor Jon Meachum but we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] will not be able  to fit in John* Lewis (Bio) into the programming, but Eye tell you what, your wait–in–Q ticket number is in in the mail, once you receive, IT!, you may procede to stand next to your colleague at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior The Third.

NIN

NIN .:. 2F80B7AA-8E07-48C6-BAD7-14C33A1ED3BE .:. After the break, it’s: Eye bets you think this postcard is about you, pero no, Mr. Rockefeller, this frame is not about you. This particular postcard, Mr. Rockefeller is from D.A.T. other channel that öüï is known to frequent, we [the staff] can relay back to the future, that the return address on the above-mentioned postcard is from a fellow (pictured left-of-center on The Edge) whose address “claims to be” a 3rd Rock from The Sun . According to the postmarked date on the stamp, the captured screen-grab is from the very recent past, as compared to a grain of sand.

Still to come: This is why öüï can’t have European artifacts in the Backyard, with Gilbert Grape. In today’s episode Cousin Joe stars in the role of Arnie Grape, in this episode, Arnie gets strung-up on a tub of counterfeit gummy bears from Shyna, Shyna!!! Arnie then proceeds to burn down the house while the Talking Heads played on the state-of-the-art Fischer turntable synched to an “Alpine” wireless set of Speakers, of course.

* Note to all post master generals. Nevermind the danglin’ participles because, —si nos dejan— it’s going to be a long convention tonight.