FUCK YOU: The New York Times, and your Paris correspondents, aussi

I told you so, but you could not fucking think for yourself, because you are Sciences Po, and Sciences Po is Sciences Po. Sciences Po by-the-way is what the Politécnico is to la UNAM in L’IHEAL en Ciudad Satélite.

Glad you fuckers are finally Ketching-up… you fags!

Somewhere au Mans there’s a mime shedding a tear. LOUÉ goes here. Any how, Chris Hayes, that was last night in Paris; right now, Sir, it’s 06:46 am in Hilo, Hawaii and Sir, this is the Cue that is coming your way… wait one, because the BFM’er Dee-Jay is playing La Odisea as sung by INDOCHINE.

Now it is safe and chic to Bash on France, eh!

THE death of french culture… CHECK PLEASE!!!

WHAT SAYS YOU: Le Figaro del Mundo de la Libération del Journal du Dimanche?

Over at the BFM’er dentils, the abandon daughter of JEWEL is going through her Death Metal phase; right now, the abandon daughter of JEWEL is doing a KING DIAMOND tribute because her mother Was A Witch, She Was Burned Alive… yada, yada, yada.

Yada, yada, yada, Ashley got on her horse and she is now playing Carmen Santiago de Bilbao and, SPREADING love in a Spanish ELEVATOR. Hey, it’s Valentine’s Week, motherfuckers! Anything goes, so long the object of your desire is no younger than 15-years old.

December 25th, 2020 — Christmas They

Ladies in Gemini, BFM’er TV is marking the one-week count-down to Queen Elizabeth’s Tú, secret warehouse, and if you are in on the joke, my dear Matteo (16 year-old Grenouille) then you will begin to understand WATT this CODE Sodex*o means when opened from the “safe-zone” of any face in a Hypercube:

… Deer, Queen Elizabeth the Tú, i pray that you find the humor in Pi, because you are going to like the way you look; “i guarantee it.” .:. D284405D-2739-432B-9F15-C968F60D93AD 🇺🇸 Fool Moon Fever Follows…

**9,15 €
DIKI222 🇫🇷
20 B

Chiffre de la semaine… expires when Twenty Twenty goes the way French Culture went in Antoine Compagnon’s defense of Don Morrison… and if you buy DAT i will throw Big Ben into the Mix.


Anyhow, Matteo, i have confidence that youse gonna make a great hotelier, in the mean time don’t concern yourself too much on the secrets of the British crown (they are all salamanders, take IT!,from Mí_the–Axolotl) and WORRY Moore with the fact (according to BFM’er TV) that 60 PERCENT!!! of your fellow Frogs will not be taking the COVID-19 killing serum, that is what WILL ROCK YOU!

In Paris it is 7:30 in the morning and Christmas 2020 is now in the books; in Hilo, Hawaii, however, the Pineapple Scrolls are still writing the tale on the PM Dial, it’s about PIÑAS, Matteo, puras tristes piñas, “y dos con sal”.

“Listening with light!”, or something like that. 🌎 B6FBABA1-201D-40EC-B908-BB216674D61E 💡

In the next scroll, Matteo, i an going to dazzle the fuck out of Ancient Aliens Legendary Magazine editor, Giorgio TSOUkaLOS, with my MOBILE MULTISPECTRAL IMAGING SYSTEM that “el Patróni” left for Mí, on la rue des Bourdonnais (Paris, CENTRE)… this is going to Knock–youse Out!

And here’s why: The Book of Enoch is only a draft, not the final copy… [Eye] guarantees it.

Deer, Rachel Maddow, i am happy to inform you that BFMRtv just released a statement enunciating DAT:
DOLLY PARTON is safe and sound in another part of the Galaxy, the Pinto, however, was blown to smithereens by the Gremlin and his very British cousin, the motherfucking Mini 🇬🇧.

Spot the pair of bOObies
(50 points; must show negatives).


Happy Safe Harbor Day! — Previously on “Blasphemy!”

We now know how Chinese democracy works, eager students mixed with the city council, the very French and the American Company have been using charisma and Continental Exceptionalism for ages, the Chinese, however are using determination, hard work, and “free work” to get close to political shooting stars.

https ://www .axios .com /china-spy-california-politicians -9d2dfb99-f839-4e00-8bd8-59dec0daf589 .html

Today in history:

Mark David Chapman, of Beatles fame, became a celebrity outside of The Dakota FORTY YEARS AGO, —tonight. During Mr. Chapman’s boarding call with a “Ticket to ride” on the Attica Prison “gravy train” an up-and-comer Quarryman from Liverpool (that’s in The U.K.) was shot point-blank in the chest and later lost his battle with cigarettes, dicho de otra manera: LENNON CHUPÓ FAROS..

In Local NEWS… [please don’t shoot the messenger on account of Le Parisien breaking the Known News on phase 2 of Donald Morrison’s “Death of French Culture”] McDo did its  part, now it is time for the Decline of The Maths, page ONE of the city’s nº 1 tabloid (shaped newspaper) in Paname.

Note to Phil Griffin … that motherfucker:

Had i known this [about the proximity spies at City Hall] back in 2010, I would have pitched my Six-year investigative report into Mexican political up-and-comers to China. 

🎶 Don’t know much about His-story, don’t know much biology, but I do know that… yada, yada, yada times the square root of Cloud Nine.

Across the Atlantic, President-elect Joe Biden just took Donald Trump’s legacy of breaking the norms for a spin by stacking The Pentagon with a recently retired “wise man”, General Eisenhower would sure be proud of Joe.

And why not, Ruhles are meant to be followed (provided there’s an agreed upon safe word), and Norms are supposed to be broken like a lame Weekend Update comedian.

Meanwhile in Mexico, el presidente reshuffled some key cabinet positions, including his former campaign communicator Tatiana Clouthier who will head the office that handles the economy, her job, like other cabinet-level officials will be to change the flower arrangement for the president’s daily morning mass.

National Awareness Frida Theys — No Se Akceptan Devoluciones

“… México es un país de Cine.”


A Band in Parts Productions… How The West Was Won by the French, starring: Willie Geist.

François Hollande
Presidente de Francia.
México, Distrito Federal, c.2013

Lorem ipsum… context follows after the the Oderbretch update from Spain, in the mean time, please fasten your “animalitos” and secure your “morralitos”; the Captain would like to remind the Mexican delegation to please stow away The Copal and please don’t spark it up until The Captain turns the “invoke your favorite Spirit in the Friendly Skys light” on.



… [A]nd still to come, Televisa Presenta:

Synopsis: You just Can’t Make this shit up, Franck! Now Eye knows that you know, that Televisa went the way of Dinosaurios del PRI, but öüï also know that you know, that we’ve seen a few Kings die before: Long Live The King!

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /politica /2020/07/06 /consejo-asesor-empresarial-acompanara-a-amlo-en-cena-con-trump-8531 .html



Production Company: La Mano de Bernardo Gómez and Televisión Azteca… in COLABORACIÓN with Jared Kushner Publishing and Trump Plaza Hotels.

https ://www .proceso .com.mx /637215 /salinas-pliego-vazquez-aldir-y-hank-gonzalez-entre-los-invitados-a-cena-amlo-trump-en-eu




… It sure would be nice if France INFO could get a hold of exonerated convict and former Zodiaco gang member, Florence Cassez, and ask how it is that she views Bernardo Gómez’ dinner at the White House while Genaro García Luna awaits a witness protection program convocation notification ticket in a gringo prison cell, and because we are aware that Carlos Loret de Mola wont be reading this entry, we [the staff] would like to extrapolate la tangente de Israel Vallarta, a según de las pesquisas de don Julio Astillero at “La Jornada”.

¿Cómo chingados, pues‽

¿Cómo re chingados, pues, llegó ahí? _•!-!•_ Distintas versiones apuntan a que la llegada de la comunicadora Pimentel al área de Comunicación Social de la Presidencia se debe a una recomendación directa de Bernardo Gómez, vicepresidente de Televisa y consejero del propio Presidente López Obrador.

La mano de las recomendaciones

La propia Pimentel respondió a un mensaje directo en Twitter, en el que menciona, en un mensaje respetuoso y lleno de serenidad, que aquel asunto es ya muy viejo: “una historia muy repasada y ya con nada nuevo qué decir.

https ://aristeguinoticias .com /0603 /mexico /en-comunicacion-social-de-presidencia-productora-de-montaje-sobre-florence-cassez/

¡BROZO… con una chingada, cabrón!

Previously on: BriWi’s Big Bang Theory

It is what it is“… Trump’s poor little rich girl, dix it.

El respeto al moche aneno

El respeto al moche ajeno .:. 637A7687-34A8-4811-B3AE-B031BEEE3A38 —_*_— … [E]s pura felicidad, feliz — MAX.

1er Encuentro de Jaraneros
en Europa (03/2014)
Casa de México
Ciudad Universitaria
75014, París:

Of course, professors Jim Cohen and Antoine Compagnon, Ivanka’s cold-as-ice voice must be read in John Mill Ackerman’s nasally agitated voice.

Moving on, según las fuentes de doña Vilma:

París ya no es un fiesta“…

Paris es un Spectacle Culte,
o algo así.


... [y]o tenía Seis perritos

Previously, on “The Greatest Story Never Told”, … [y]o tenía SeiS perritos.

… [Y] de paso don Jacques B., the rest of the story will be told desde la conectividad y la vitrina de un McDo en Montparnasse.

Violà! va de nuez y hasta para La Victoria de Fréquence Paris Plurielle habrá, —para llevar—, con todo y Spéculos®️… y culeras (why not) para sus café–es–eses.


Issy, ese tipo de historias no se pueden escribir a menos de que las apruebe el CoNaCyT, y en recientes días, por la poderosa firma del mismísimo Paco Taibo Junior; en La Casa de don Alain Rouquier, en SOLFERINO.

Y ni modo que “el” ahora efímero BoBar, en La Mutualité del Cardenal Limones, no le vayan a dar la razón a Zlatan, quién en su momento, a lo mejor también se “echó una miada”, —Allí.

Boletín de último minuto:

Las ruteras ecológicas de la RATP ya no marchan por la calle de las tres puertas del barrio latino… Mecano tendrá que escribir, producir, y diseminar otro corrido para Babylon; dis tyme for the Saint–Germain des Press jazz fest, a razón de que ese joven–festival  perió su “des–Press”.

if you’re going to cut the name of “el sexto”, why not go big time and call the musical affair like so:

The Saint–Germain-de-FRANCE jazz festival. Key word D.A.R.E. “de France”, and not “de Paris”… unless the same assholes who drove the IMMO prices up, are also sponsorin’ la tocada, in which case, more power to Ewe.


Anygüey, stop shooting the motherfucking messangers and maybe, just maybe, TIME Magazine wouldn’t have to send their assets to your Grandes Escuela para sonar La Puta Sirena.

Issy, en Technicolor y hasta en exclusiva por BFM TV:
Dear, the water pot on top of the burner is about to boil and the frog (
submerged) remains the same.

Dear, Marie–FRANCE: if Eye were any Dumber i would have married a Cop, instead

Coming up en la rotonda de La Villette:
Los Gerundios de doña Vilma


Las Fuentes de la maldita vecindad

No se vaya, —deteniendo… [A]l regresar, Los [y las hijas] del 5º Patio de los Amigos de México en Francia ofrecerán una “Master Class » en escapísmo sin fronteras. La cita es en el Cinito Mexicano de Georges Brassens; Paris 75014, casi esquina con El Circo del mecanico elecTriSista en Porte des Lilas, o algo así.



2011, efeméride exacta en archivo.
Sitio: rue de la clef, 75005;
en las meras narices del gabinete
Cousin De Biens et Syndics
y Gérant de Los Daubenton-es–es–esos.
Ocassion: Coloquio y/o festival urbano.
Invitado Especial: La Resistencia de Tunisia
Telonera: una profesora del IHESS; ficha
doctoral en archivo. Razón Social
para justificar la curiosidad de ir a
escuchar a la susodicha, [pues
resulta Amigo Yorch] que la muy
francesa traía noticias de tus
carnales de Oaxaca. Ulises Ruiz era
el malo de la Telenovela. Luego, o
sea mas al rato, cuando migremos los
“dentiles” de hoy, con los”detallitos” de los últimos 12 años [trayectoría en curso] veremos en
dónde quedan las rhunas* d’esa Rana.

Entonces, pues, así como medio espejeando pero con la mirada entre los cuernos, [de una moto, no los de un büey, no sea usted Taurino, licenciado] te comento que el Cine [La Clef] en dónde el profesor Victor Quintana Sylveira perdío su virginidad, ya cerró sus puertas.

Allí mismo en La Clef [amigo Yorch] es en dónde comienza el ataque de las Chicas Cocodrilo y el show de Rumoritos Gleason. Al rato te cuento, compa Aarón, cuando migremos esta pinche nave a otro blog con mas gadgets. Porque aquí en este espacio las cosas ya son como la rueda de una cochinita de las Indias, Hamster equis, –creo yo— que se les dice en inglés.

Small fry:7E235ED0-12C0-47E8-A164-249B41959F8D

De cualquier manera o sin importar algún Evento en Horizon, sirva esto como el primer desdoble para vaciar la primera base en la fundación o cimientos [ya por demas] afianzados por debajo del Agua gracias a la tecnología desarrollada “a la manera de Rabelais, [le] señala Jacques“, a doña Vilma en sus fuentes de Juaritos [La Jornada; ibid] en los tiempos de cuando Ciudad Juárez fue el destino favorito de Frank Sinatra para afianzar los castillos de barilla en las bases de un divorcio express [La Nota Nostra].

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… [L]ike the önë circled on the dentils below:

After the « more line » you will see a link that will hypertube you to a previous related post; por ejemplo, Raquelito, let’s take yesterday’s episode, which covers our encounter with the F.O.U.R. Star “über” service from the creators of Brontis á la préfecture, and roon room 1511 à Cité, which changed its acronym to SPQR, or something like that…

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Sunday morning, 04/06/2019
10.03 hours in:
[central] Bpi time
[at] Le Beaubourg

We [the staff] of this most inconsequential blog apologize for the delay-in-coverage, which as a non-reader of this excercise en escapistmo ∴ should understand first hand; but most important [John Oliver], and as a G.O.L.D.E.N. rhule to keep in mind from the pages of “la vie de R.O.S.E.C.R.A.N.S. Baldwin… à Paris », that when it comes to the F.R.E.N.C.H. Minister Of C.U.L.T.U.R.E. all motherfucking nodes lead to a Central Coordinating Web for the B.R.A.N.D.I.N.G., G.U.I.D.E.I.N.G., and “the” E.N.S.N.A.R.M.E.N.T. of good intentions, just like ALL’them Country African Rhodes.:

THEREfore: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2012/mar/08/kony-2012-what-s-the-story

For more information on the T I M E and L I F E of Rosecrans Baldwin, please read: THE DEATH OF FRENCH CULTURE , by “the” distingushed C.O.M.P.A.Ñ.E.R.O. “Antoine” and of course some yank from “THE” SciencesPo School of Journalism, the Önë–and–Only: donnie morrison, B.I.T.C.H.E.S!

Once again, non–readers of this most inconsequential blog, our effort to continue our T.R.A.C.E.D. trajectory in an effort to bring all-Yah motherfuckers a better blog was suddenly and temporarily derailed by a Metal Detector at  le Bpi 33 G.E.O.R.G.E.S. Ponpidou 33.

And yes, doña Fuentes: IRON MAIDEN riding on top of a YUGO goes here.

… and then Mika tells the former lawmaker from the SHOW MÍ State:

Mika Brzezinzki de Scarbourough:
—”Bring Your Daughter, bring your daughter…”

Los Amigos Invisibles vs M.U.J.E.R. Policia:9E7DE944-ABB0-4F24-95C4-212D7B4024C3 •|•
RAPE, Mo_ear’dHoy! It’s Just a K.I.S.S. Ah—Güey! -•_!_•-  Yup, a storm is on display at LE BON MARCHÉ. Eye shit Ewe not; and Library boy! Welcome to the greatest f.a.r.c.e. in France.

—Claire, bring you daughter. Joe’s got Front-row thickets for that “almost sold–OUT” show.

BFV | Benjamin Franklin Village

23 de marzo (París).

El puente de don Jodo

en contexto: los infantes detestan cuando el padre les canta, y por eso contrataron una "nounou" [au pair, dicen en la antigua Villa de Benjamín Argumedo Franklin]. Elisa tiene sólo cinco años y escribe mejor que todo el equipo de por aquí... ah, y Sting se llama Gordon.

en contexto: los infantes detestan cuando el padre les canta, y por eso contrataron una “nounou” [au pairs,  les nombran hoy en día allá en la antigua Villa de Benjamín Argumedo Franklin].  |  Anuncio: Elisa tiene sólo cinco años y escribe mejor que todo el equipo de por aquí… ah, y Sting se llama Gordon y Alicia está en la azotea…. ah, se me olvidaba que: el uso del contenido de la revista Trois Couleurs se captura como un uso justo de todos los medios. El tema de este blog es precisamente la cobertura la des…cobertura del mundo de las pantallas y su relación con los gobiernos de Estado, en particular la de Televisa y el Gobierno del presidente de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, Enrique Peña Nieto… para más información, consulte: http ://www .troiscouleurs .fr/