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Buenas Tardes Nueva York.
“Nena,”
Te comento que con time delay entre el sonido que salé de la Radio
y el del ordenador from the feedback from the reverb_the trip sin-mochila certainly sounds como dicen allá en Juárez: pos’ a toda madre.

Hace rato, en París, ahorita  hay  había Paletas de Mambo
La Cumbia del Paletero [en Chicha*,  it’s  was ON]
Right Earlier now, hace rato  hay  hubo de Piña, de Fresa, no he preguntado
y no pregunté…
si las  hay  hubó de Limón  ni tampoco o si trajeron de Manzana.
Veremos a ver que trae el Miércoles, —ese Cajón de La Elección.
El concierto pasa en Vivo por un Cajón que se llama Culture Box.

[Virtualmente] El staff supo después del concierto de XiXa, que en efecto, —Sí.
Sí hubo manzanas de Nueva Yo’l… [Must be read in a Lin Manuel Miranda Voice]
pero las trajeron de Japón. —And that’s a good thing. Turns out that the peyote friendly music from early on was Spiked with a little punch, let’s call it ZigZag’er punch.

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Right now, we are going to take a nap… Kasie follows up with the squares theme today. Later Ms. Jackson… ever the trendsetter, Ana Marie Cox breaks the lines with the sexiest dots on TV… no picture follows.

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You are not alone Mika, the staff here can’t wait for it to be over… Good thing Joy A. Reid is on to translate, how should we put it? How should we put it… Well —you know_The Poles.

TimeStamp the 1400 hrs…
in Central Europe’s Time.

“Ohhhhhh, the humanity” —and that whole Brexit thing. Talk about those British referees on the Art. 50 rule. Context from the British Parliament should follow, in the mean time here’s a picture of a work-in-progress… and in conclusion, until we get all the facts on all that Marmite® issue [the staff will leave a Dangling Participle, here]. Until then, here’s a message to my friend, Dave —in New Castle: what a güey to echo a building developer’s middle finger, eh? Foto por armando segovia, Creative Commons, Copy-Left and vote for Bernie’s kin, Fish & Ships, point of ale’s and all that British mojo —you guys!!!

In other updates: Pvt. Sam Stein has been squared away and his Art. 15 proceedings have now, been dismissed. In addition, today you get a special star for your Ouija reference. You can exchange the star over at Class Six.

…people are saying, that Donald Trump doesn’t have the Balls to go on The Rachel Maddow Show. People are saying that donald trump is a real pussy and he is afraid to be grabbed. People are saying that Uncle Joe can kick his ass.

BREAKING NEWS: Men (like Donald Trump) don’t have issues, according to Trump’s campaign manager KellyAnne Conway… Donald Trump told her so… Morning Joe has all the details on the web page of his show.

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TimeStamp: Tercera y diez… Right now: is the last ten minutes of the morning re-runs And FRIDAY has finally arrived and with Bowie on my Mind and an android on his Shoulder we switch it over to Way too Early crowd.

[mental picture follows… and later in the show “The continuing story of THIS is not, we REPEAT—is not— one of TED CRUZ’ middle FINGER”. It’s Final Jeopardy Weekend; Current and former Mr. Peacock collaborators aid in the LAST Pastiche of Le Cirque de l’Élection. Stick around. it’s 10 in the Mo’ning].

 

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Celebrations in Chicago are just getting on their way, according to some guy from WallStreet [of all places] taking over Le Buzz-de-Burgdorf; carry-on.

[Visuals from lens-crafters follow, Audio is optional, TimeStamp: 30 después de las 10 de la mañana. CET]. In the mean time, over on the Hardball —Mr. Matthews perhaps doesn’t realize that Cigar hogging days are over, so just the Facts, Sir. Other than that, ‘i think you’re on to something’.

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Que tal, al principio de esta entrada la idea era la de subir de abajo-para-arriba, sin embargo, dificultades técnicas obligaron a que la secuencia de los relojes ahora fulja  FLUJA de arriba-para-abajo. De cualquier manera, felicidades a los dueños del equipo de béisbol de la Ciudad de Chicago. La clientela del Estadio de ese sector de los Estados Unidos Americanos seguro va a estar muy animada para lo que sigue éste próximo Fin de Semana en cuanto a lo que pase con el poleo de La Gran Elección.

Hello. Hello Again. [The Cars].

Dear Katy Tur… the staff here likes your work, even if you are as short as a Rhino. [This is a time-delayed message. And Randy Newman has a ring tone ready for you.]
Dear Nicole: media analysis or criticism is not Cyber Bullying. [This is a time-delayed message.]
Dear Gov. Granholm… the staff here agrees with you: Donald Trump is a Con. [This is a time-delayed message.]
Dearest Brian Williams: Please read all the above [Time-delayed messages] with a Joe Scarborough [country] voice.

TimeStamp: las seis y media de la mañana.

Aviso: en el minuto ’06 de la media -hora de Brian Williams,
mientras el staff aguardaba el minuto ’08 de Kristen Welker;
alguien —o algo— manipuló la circunscripción
de los InterWebs, es decir,  hace rato la subscripción de cable
que aquí [en Francia] el staff utiliza para
participar en el proceso electoral de nuestro pais¹ fue ‘taponeada’.
… EN TEXAS a ese tipo de intervenciones;
a eso pues, le llaman en el proceso: GERRYMANDERING.

[nota del que aquí publica: the staff fixed some dangling participles during the “technical difficulties” break].  Of course not one person is reading this, So Who Gives a Fuck, Right, Kristen?
P.S… the staff is not sure if they spelled your name right.
De cualquier manera, para FORMA y FONDO es lo mismo.
Saludos, armando… say hi to Alex in programming for us, ok?

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Buenos días, hoy es el último jueves antes de la elección.
En Europa son las 2 de la madrugada. El reloj en las dos costas del Atlántico aun todavía sigue una hora, fuera del compás.

Una cosa antes de abrir el Show del día de hoy:
En la contienda entre El pueblo de Israel y La Palestina, lo siguiente: cuando El GOBIERNO de Israel reconozca al pueblo de Palestina como un Estado, y cuando el gobierno de Israel deje de expropiar*  las tierras de los palestinos, la Bandera de Israel, —para la opinión del staff— pasará a ser la de un Pueblo y no la de un Ocupador. Entonces Raquel, hasta que ese reconocimiento pasé, Israel seguirá siendo un Bully.

Here it goes again, in Central Europe, it is —2 a.m. and TRMS is on right now; it normally streams at 0300 hrs. The staff reckons that the reason for the out-of-steppiness in the time dials’ is because of ‘the’ Daylight Saving times.

And before [we here] open the Show for today’s date**, One_More-Again:
When it comes to ‘the beef’ between the People of Israel and the Citizens of Palestine, the staff does not care if our european burritos or gorditas are Kosher or Halãl… at the end of the consumption both are permissible [eschatologically speaking] for us… and so, with that in mind, the following:

[Transliteration follows, in the mean time, here’s a street image capture about the Side-Screens at the Pentagon… Chris Hayes keeps one for Baseball, the staff here keeps one for Lucha Libre]:

“Hello Brian…” [must be read in a Jon Stewart out of retirement voice] you are on. And Brian, the staff [here] don’t want to be misunderstood, most of the time we are only Animals and by “you are on” we only mean that you are Live on the stream right now… TimeStamp: the 20th hour, in Tempe Arizona.

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…we now return to our regular viewing of The Most important election for the Millennials… Oh My GOD!!! oh my god… oh my god-oh my god— Becky, look at the size of that Tower!

TimeStamp: the last five minutes of the re-run Hour of
The Lawrence O’Donnell show.

[picture at the top of this post follows…]

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