For 99% of the grade the Siren will transliterate the following Establishment’s motto, just South of Paisano Dr. and adequate, IT!, to today’s INTERNATIONAL DAY OF LE CHAT(a).:
“Para burritos: El Burro Medallas”
Yes DAY is! .:. 0EE1713D-AFD4-479B-8C8E-10F5CA05CE36 🐭 Attention shoppers, is your Doggie acting funny near your Puss? Did you know that D.A.T. little pussy of yours could very well bee a Coronavirus host! Yeah, Buddy, so don’t forget to pick-up a Hydroxicloroquine test kit from LABORATORIOS CAMACHOen la calle STANTON, and find out if your pussy is compromised or if Buddy just wants to play with fluffy… and don’t forget to Grab a Barr of: Jabón del Perro Agradecido.
1% of the grade if you eat it.
From the burritos that brought you .: 5F6192A0-B564-4841-B9A1-E8300027C182:. Aspersions On My Cilantro and, MENUDO, comes this ensamble de La Nonna del Claustro… Can you smell what my finger tips are cooking?
* Vide… del verbo “ voir ”, not to bee confused with the sense of sound, which as the good people of the Festival Internacional del Norte, Poesía en Tránsito (pero por los interwebs) know que tiene que ver con synapses que detonan a partir de La Oreja de Van Gogh. Y ya mejor ni nos metemos con los sentires transitivos del olfato porque doña Vilma se nos puede poner excited.
Yo lo vide
¿Tú lo vitez?
Ella y Él lobieron
Nosotros semos ciegos
Ellos y Ellas ni cuenta
And oh, Snap! Over at the 10 am in EST Baby Blue Cross’ got a Yellow Maxwell on her tail. On that circuit, a Siren screamer is casting spells on Cassandra… you are not foolin’ anybody Dr. Garret, Eye saw them hand gestures at le théâtre de la Ville in Arthur Miller’s « Les Sorcières de Salem ».
Now you’ve heard about Homer’s “Tomacco” chapter in the longest-running primetime Odyssey… It’s kind of like D.A.T., reporting from Montgomery, Alabama, is Agent Angle. C’mon now, Cousin Joe, Ketch-up! It’s time for another edition of FOX FORCE FIVE.
Sous les jupes de Penelope .::. 04100220-2B39-4366-B241-07EF9C72C9F1 🧜🏻♀️ Based on a true émission.
Note to students: please be advised that for this (the most crucial 1%) section of the TEST, y’all are supposed to show all of your motherfucking work! Teacher’s pet… wait scratch D.A.T. Teacher Assistant Ruth Langmore in the role of Elise Jordan will be accepting Your drafts during regular office hours.
Aussi, sources close to a rejected German foreign exchange “Klukie” dropout from the Chaffey Community College’s Jay Leno automotive repair faculté, in Rancho Cucamonga, told Agent Angle D.A.T…
BREAKING THE KNOWN NEWS:
In Hilo, Hawaii, Sir: it’s just another Midday .::. 656D40AF-CB20-411C-9882-9AA5DF267471 🌒 In Europa, it’s just half past midnight with a 3.2% Waxing Crescent 🌞 And in Washington D.C. the Sun was out today and the President Of The United States walked out of the Trump Show without answering any questions to The Nation.
Sources close to Willie Geist Assure The Nation that before the end of Friday, April 24 of 2020, 50,000 people in Donald Trump’s United States of America will have become yet another macabre milestone (statistic) of the 45th President of the United States thanks to his failure as a human being.
… öüï now return to Agent Angle’s Cucamonga source. TimeStamp is 13h45 in CET.
Cleanliness is next to godliness .::. 39430AAA-40D4-4F4B-939D-C9BB7F025DEB 🏄🏽♂️ But before you “clean” your internal organs, don’t forget to Charge or send your Donald Trump stimulus check to your local Olympatec Meditation Institute.
It was a crazy link, and the fact that the THREAD in this hilo began to unravel at the Center for Disease Control in the the State of Georgia goes beyond, as Willie Geist lamented on the MorJo Show, beyond The Onion territory, but before we [the staff] continue with the programming, a word from The Johnson & Johnson Empire in collaboration with Laboratorios Camacho en la calle Stanton en El Paso, Tejas.
¡SEÑORA!!!! ¿Esta usted teniendo problemas con el vocabulario de sus retoños? No sufra más, ¡Pare de Sufrir! Laboratorios Camacho se enorgullece en anunciar que la Administración de Alimentos y Fármacos (por sus siglas en Inglés) de los Estados Unidos de América acaba de autorizar El Jabón del Perro Agradecido con nuestra fórmula de Pinol®️ y Windex®️ para pulir la elocuencia de sus pequeñines.
El Jabón del Perro Agradecido, fabricado con tecnología alemana y exportado desde nuestros laboratorios en La Colonia Dignidad en la hermana República de Chile, le ofrece a usted sus dos presentaciones de nuestro producto, Jabón del Perro Agradecido en barra de 250 gramos, y Jabón del Perro Agradecido en atomizador (botella spray) de 450 mililitros.
Jabón del Perro Agradecido, aplíquese directamente al hocico de sus hijos y en menos de lo que canta un Gallo, usted vera la diferencia.
It’s Nine p.m. in Paname and in Gotham it’s the 15 hundred hours, and Brian Williams is next to Nicolle and we now return to The Thread en Este Hilo, and Shannon Pettypiece was not being silly when she hinted to Katty Kay and Mika Brzezinski that there is a theme in all of this and as a matter of fact if you do the Calculus you might be able to spot the “Little” in the original Soundtrack of “April in Paris”.
TimeSnatching available on Amazon .::. CE7BE38B-8D6C-4D1F-AAB9-E9C0946E7EB5 🕵🏽♂️ Victor Vacendak believes that INDEED, “You can’t always get what you want”, but if you call before the Chuck Todd’s Meet The Republic hour, you get an additional BARR of “Jabón del Perro Agradecido” special Aix-en-Provance lavender scent D.A.T.’s one additional BARR of “Jabón del Perro Agradecido” in French lavender scent.
Anyhow, it was ‘Clean Up Time’ at a Greek Seafood spot and why the Owner of that joint answer to any ailment is was to spray Windex®️ on it, is anybody’s guess, but the dishwasher from Chino, California (D.A.R.E.) directed u.s. to the California Pinto League stadium just outside of Corona, it was the mid 1980’s and everything NorthEast of I–15 at the Glenn Helen spring-training camp was nothing but tumbleweeds and White Power clicks.
Agent Angle wanted to meet the German foreign exchange Cucamonga “Kluckie” at the Historic Route 66 original Ronald McDonald burger joint, but the “Kluckie” was not allowed near the place on account of all of the Mexicans who worked there, so instead they both agreed on the In–and—Out across I–10.
“So, whatcha–Whatcha watcha got?” Asked Agent Angle as he was pigging out on a Protein Version of the iconic Double–Double. Agent Angle didn’t want to waste any time in this quadrant, the Time Machine was ready to go at The Rialto outside of the Fontana meat packaging plant and time was of the essence, to miss the 11th Hour meant another RIECH, and as far as the FOREIGN EXCHANGE CUCAMONGA “Kluckie” and Agent Angle were concerned, THREE REICHS were more than enough on the MEL BROOKSHistory Of The World sequels.
NOTE TO EDITORS: to keep the Foreign Exchange Cucamonga “Kluckie’s” identity safe from FREEJACKS (WHO are lead by a Rolling Stone) the voice of the Chaffey Community College Cucamonga campus student will be rendered by Jay Leno.