And starring as Sammy Davis Jr., Barack Obama.

Gotta go to Why°Oh°Ming, Joe, because it’s still on The Line, nigga!
*Same as it ever was Elise Van Benden, same as it Eva, Was… The Talking Blonde, but first, Over at the MarJo Show, Caetano Ventoso 💨 is feeling bluer than Libertad La Marca and Leo Dan. 🔈🔉🔊 Ca°se°Rola 🎶🎶🌊
Tú The Moon, Pauline, tú The Moon 🚀

The Talking Blonde… On today’s episode, Pauline was supposed to wear a pair of Capri Pants, but our favorite blonde got the wrong deepl translation from our favorite Privateer, Adrienne Elrod.
And in Puerto Rico, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin’s second in command just learned that the Defence Secretary’s pénis réduction opération was a success. The former U.S. Army General kept the elective operation on the down-low on account of the resulting extra foreskin from the cock-reduction elective procedure and Benjamin Netanyahu’s IDF fatwa on foreskins around the Middle East theater of Strategic Operations. Netanyahu is planning an exit strategy to the planet Mars (one foreskin-at-a-Thyme) once his time runs out and the Prime Minister has to answer to both the people of the IMAGINARY State of Isºrael and the Very Court that convicted Nazis in WWII.

All the fits that stick… who’s the pirate, and is there is a mister raider 🏴☠️, Chula?
But first, can Ewe believe that Pablo is wearing Yellow, the nerve on that fucking Torre, the Gall, France! The Gall… Mika across the screen is szo also 🫣 appalled, that our favorite blonde (across The Atlantic) started to play imaginary piano on her desk as MorJo said something irrelevant. And Jonathan LeMire, fuck you too. Gooooo, RAMS!.. cabrones by any other güey.