Tag Archives: *Dangling Participle — François Hollande

and… Katy Kur, now Öüï knows why Jason went back to L.A. : Porn Stars Break Their Anal Fasting

Oh lawdy Lords, Traci, Soberoff has come a long-way from Virginia.

Over at La Courneuve it’s the annual Pare de Sufrir “comrade” Fest now with more Mélenchon in Évry tent and guaranteed Organized Grab-Ass on each stage.

Hasta la víctoria, but only if-and-only-if:

the situation demands it and Mr. Gayet is convinced.

Una Gringa y dos con Sal, and a Soup Sandwich de Lobina de Mar with a side of siren from The San Fernando Valley.

… they say that it is because of the Porn Stars, that L.A. has beautiful Sunsets, this according to adult film producer Chilly Palmer and, los hijos de Sepulveda Blvd. and Lincoln Heights.

Any hoot, for those who’ve never been, “una gringa” is just a taco d’asada or ‘al pastor’, with soft white cheese wrapped in bread instead of a tortilla.

La Décoration de Caro³ en Nanterre

“El Perico” es pa’los COCOS…

³~. By “Caro”, Carolina Munoz, Öüï means Caro Quintero ; knot Ewe Caro.

Friends first of all 🦍

https ://elpais .com / 🗣️ /2026-01-25 /la-obscenidad-de-davos

La cannabis is for friends, but whatever you do, do get off of that trip on FZ-10 if you remember the time when an 8.1 degrees earthquake re-decorated Mexico City (in 1985, Distrito Federal) or, nitrous oxide if you were entering the first grade in elementary school when “inch’Allah” was a thing with ‘la juventud’ de François Hollande en 2012.

https ://www .france24 .com /fr /20120411 –my–niggas–in–paris –francois-hollande-banlieue-clip -rap-hip-hop-campagne-president –france–election–rolex

So yes, Carolina Munoz, that there was 40 years of the war on drugs and, “same as it ever was” with the Talking Heads, “el pericazo” is back on top, just like in the 1980’s when a guy named PABLO was running for president of Colombia. And that is not Mí making “IT!” up ma’am, that is your very own OFDT (French Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction) flooding the data with “the estimated [metric ton] quantities of the main illicit drugs consumed in mainland France between 2010 and 2023″.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /en /france /article /2025/12/08 /cocaine-overtakes-cannabis-as-france-s-most-sold-drug 

🎶 Gideon checked out, and he left it³, no doubt.

³~. The Bible, in order to help in good Rocky’s revival… Issy-Évryone-Knew her as Nancy.

Which is why President Trump is working hard in stopping all of the cocaine  runners in the Caribbean ‘one narco lancha’ at a time, and with spectacular visuals Öüï might add, except one where the United States break all of the so-called “Rules of Engagement” and viciously slaughtered shipwrecked survivors in the name of the “Just Say No” campaign of Mr. T.

Un survivant a signalé que deux personnes avaient été tuées lors d’une attaque de bateau américain dans le Pacifique Est.

The latest bombing brings the total death toll from US boat strikes to 125 since September, raising human rights concerns :

https ://www .aljazeera .com /news /2026/1/23 /one-survivor-reported-two-killed-in-us-boat-strike-in-the-eastern-pacific

Deer, François Hollande : Évry fucking Mexican has the devil inside

🎶 So slide over here … and Mediate.

Devil Inside – Devil Inside … Every Single Mexican has the devil inside_AUSSIE

 

… the number ATE (We All Rotate).

Where was i? Ah, yes! I was in the process of looping Catherine à Mains Libres with a recent visit to the Louvre and, the Tijuana Brass sounds with (… trumpet 🎺 please) “the mexicanization” of BFM’er TV.

So without further a do, Öüï hits the ground running with El Gran Señor Zopilote

Showing up is 90% of The Vatican. As seen on AccuWether TV 🐏, mhee.

on page 26 overlooking the « On Ne L’Avait Pas Vu Venir » section on page 30 de Les M de la semaine (featuring Ese tal gay ³ on the cover page of “M le magazine du Monde), anyway Catherine, it’s not me saying it, granted i can be intempestif at times, but that is only when I suppose the predisposition of the status quo ; or the modus operandi depending on the affair that i happen to confide en ese preciso momento:

“American politics are easier to follow than the French debate about the budget.”

Öüï swear to doG that Eye didn’t see that coming. Eye mean look at that Mexican Filter (sephia) on that there Louvre, all of a sudden it’s like, “amarillo no me pongo porque jaundice es mi color“

Guillaume Faure, crónica ; p. 30

 

Ladies in Gemini please stand for the National Anthem… BLACKED by Luther Vandross

Where all my Jeffersons’ niggas… over

PORN — deer 🍆 Cher — it’s what’s for dinner.

Malcolm X is drinking a beer at a bar, in walks Luther and that motherfucker, —Martin, hilarity ensues when the bloody Mary pressure drops and in walks UNIVERSAL DONOR type-O negative to pump some batucada disfrazada de Bidonville… Peter Steele guest stars as the monaguillo Andrés del Padre Antonio en Panamá.

Anyhow César, it is true that all vias lead to The Seven Hills, so don’t think that your thread 🧵 is expended, far from it, heck Munich is Just a Shot 🥃 away.

🏸 👙 🏸

Seriously 🐕, where all my niggas in Paris at?

AÑO L, número 17.374; page 17, España en el Congreso

Sho•Ko•Lat Au Lait… 🕺 💃 Oyster Perpetual on the dials if you got’em.

Entonces, señor Camello 🐪 en France Tú tv, i don’t speak French, but I did sleep at la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau, so believe me when Eye Shows to y’all how, IT! (… that motherfucker) will be.

In TECHNICOLOR

1. First Öüï takes that Blank Check that dat’Ass next to you signed for the benefit of Mí and Eye, and I will now chainsaw that Signature with an Artesanal Saw 🪚 knot a stupid Bowie knife; I (Armando Serrano-Prieto) mean, who in their right senses and sound mind uses a butcher knife to saw Flavia into separate but equal pieces, except for her snatch, which is why Öüï brought in Pepa 🦪 Bueno from the neighboring El País to put a metric into this most oldest trick in the book, considering that you (🐪) tried to pull a smokescreen on David Copperfield 🐰 using that faggety Black 🎩 Screen on your wrist.

I don’t like Cricket 🏏… but Eye did hit a ⚾ over the Fence.

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Roman Numerals Football — The Only Ovidio that Matters, starring SuZy Golfclub Grip³

… and Starring as Suzy Golf-club Grip, Kenzo’s favorite Flower, —Carolina Mugnoz 🌺 with musical genre, Horror 😱 Punk, featuring Montreuil’s own punk, —Freddy Cats.

Chapitre 59 — Fleur de Lix

El Primer Torero Despedido del Ministerio de La Educación.

Synopsis: Caroline pushes NARC-ISSY onto The Scene en La Cena del Sena.

Ya se fueron las nieves d’Enero
Y llegaron los tulipanes de Hollande
Vaya que hasta Sarkozy trae un GRILLETE
… de Saphir Véritable.

Tú… Rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau 92130

It’s OFFICIAL, no Summer OLYMPICS YEAR is over until GUSTAVO DÍAZ ORDAZ orders The OLYMPIA BATALLION to sing las mañanitas to “la revolución”.

Dos de octubre

Hollande y Hierba Mala — The most important bombshell in Prof. Billy “The Cook” seminar (more popular than any lecture at Vanderbilt University) was that Nic would dress-up after dealing with Tuscan hillbillies and engage in conversations with Susana Poveda, or even Denisa Kerschova (before she abandoned the Tati bag and cut her hair).

Not to be undone by SheInBaum’s instauration in MexicoLandia, François Hollande goes Technicolor on Malherbe.

Not sure what to call the former French honcho, Apolonia address that nigger as a with the title of deputy… meanwhile in Israel, in Israel no pasan Flechas.

Anyhow, never mind Mister Hollande and his French hillbilly circonscription, and here is why Nicolle Wallace, because:

Fuck The AMERICAN corn growing industry and their fake 🥼 CORN 🌽… and Ken Salazar, Fuck you too.

After The Boys of Summer are gone, so will The Middle East ☢️☣️⚠️

Tú, January 2024 … “for a homeless guy, this nigga had incredible seats!”

 Got Schlitz, nigga?

Nope… but Eye has got a lot of roaches and Schiltz, and Ewe knows what Dear Prudence says: if youse out of Schiltz, youse Schlitz out of the creek, and out of Jazz on Poiter-Kaltenbach.

 

Good morning, Civil War and the planet’s vengeance on the developed world FOLLOWS, starting with The Land of The Rising Waves, Japan 🌅 🗾 🌊 of course, for the land of the free and the home of the great (Dee U.S. in A.) the only events that matter is the bottom line of the war and DEE PETROL industrial complex, like IS🫥RAEL.

If I Was A Nigga, by Paul Harvey:

So, that explains it… with a name like that, no wonder you can DREAM, —nigga. Fuck’n Hollande’s kids at The Lincoln in D.C.

 

Screen-target courtesy of the Israeli Defense Forces battle plan target selection on Tic 🇮🇱 Snap 🫰🏽 Toc.

🎥 🏄🏽 🎬

But first, Bloomberg News Red Sea Film Festival follows with the first feature in the competition “Subliminal Hinges”, starting Admiral James Stradivarius and Saint-Ignatius de los WaPos.

Synopsis:

Retired U.S. Navy, James Stradivarius, installs a door knob with the handle pointing 👇🏽, hilarity ensues when the Houthi Rebels post a TikTok post asking the good Admiral, “hey, motherfucker, how’s it hang’n’?”

Any, how… Denis Soula, little ol’Eye wishes your sorry ass and the Sirens a happy knew jeer 🤠 you son of a bitch!

It!, motherfucker, ain’t over until Marjolaine says so. She’s tonight Phat lady… 🪈 now blow Mí.

And then Susana Pubeda burnt Beyoncé’s house… Susana didn’t mean to, Denis Soula groomed Pubeda. And the rest was Oh, oh, oh 🎶 😼

Ah, yes… The C.A.F. — ISSY, La Familia Poisson cannot let me tell a lie

Ewe fuckers know what the sad thing about, IT!, is? That Öüï don’t even have to #hashtag or search for Mia Khalifa and The Miners at Pueblo, CO°LOR°ADO.

Groomed 👯‍♀️ soldiers

And, Sam Stein, please be advised that if I had known about this strategy back in 2011, I would have not applied for a “talents and skill” visa. If I knew that all that I had to do was to stay in bed until noon,  and then stroll over to the Salvation Army to get a studio on any-given of Haussmann’s boulevards, I would have gone to Disneyland… on the French’s dime*.

Gérard Depardieu affair: “No, we are not proud” of him,

All I Want For Christmas is… ³~. Contract de travail à Durée Indéterminée.

 

François Hollande responds to Emmanuel Macron

Instead, mister Macron, I actually followed the rules and you, sir, should be proud of that, but you just keep defending rapists, criminals, and other assorted ARTISTS at your C.A.F..

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /culture /cinema /depardieu /affaire-gerard-depardieu-non-nous-ne-sommes-pas-fiers-de-lui-repond-francois-hollande-a-emmanuel-macron

Not suitable for children.

… and the per°suit of Happiness, which of course is as Évry body knows, a warm gun.

I want my 🎤 Eye want my 🎶 R.S.A. — And, Mehdi Hasan³ >

BRANDING Donnie Deutsch with a livestock iron.

What if it were your fucking Paris champignons?… and Cathy Corazón de Yellow… fuck you and your Güander 🧱 🤠.

MaíZ 

Note to editors:

It’s like a quesadilla sin champignon.
Lo anterior, interpretado por cierto desde un Borderplex⁸ a partir de Oasis, es un recorte adaptado en directo y con un periodo de tiempo de demora de 36 horas efectivas desde alguna calle de París; now normally, the staff of this most non-consequential blog stays within the freaqs’ of any-given arrondissement of France Musique, however, following the growing trend of layoffs in the past couple of years (four or five) Öüï has wondered over to other public broadcasters to cover what used to be (in the days of Jack Patrick Dorsey³) a self-indulgent “sacrosanct” daily dose of American music, now it’s just another tape of sessions from the past.

⁸~. CD. JUÁREZ–EL PASO
³~. Current sponsor of the politics of Robert F. Kennedy Junior in France³

³~.  https:// www .vanityfair .com /news /2023/06 /robert-f-kennedy-jr-his-anti-vax-conspiracies-found-home-twitter

📻 killed the 📺 star ✨ with D.J. AMLO y los hijos de la chingada… SOBRE LAS OLAS.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

Sr. Julio Guereje… por favor no culpe Al mensajero por echar a perder l’Electrik Q… helecho 🪴 que usted a muy duras penas le llegue El flash informativo no implica la colaboración de Grabiel 🎺.

11 de la mañana en Samalayuca-sous-Dunas, not donas.

³~. Who, Mehdi, who in the world “warms” popcorn up?

https ://www .forbe$ .com .mx /the-us-plans-to-intensify-the-complaint-that-mexico-violates-the-tmec-by-banning-transgenic-corn

Answer:
— Bums, Mehdi, bums. And here is why  Medhi Hassan:

🌽 Because that is how Öüï get it up. Heck, Medhi Hasan, you don’t have to quote Donnie Deutsch, you may ask Hurracaine Hilary on the Pacific, pobre BARTOLA what with only esos “dos pesos” que Pepe “el toro” Infante le dejo, ~ and that, Medhi Hasan, is probably why BARTOLA followed la letra d’esa canción to the tee, and then BARTOLA pro°ceded to changed her populist “vision” for a real conservative coat.

Ask, Víctor Manuel Quintana Silverado, he knows, how to 🙊 Gorillaz’ in Paris… por no decir —niggas!

https ://cnnespanol .cnn .com /2023/08/17 /hilary-huracan-mexico-eeuu-lluvias-trax/ 

Mira Bartola… hay que ser francés para poder navegar en clase première canot de sauvetage, o como dice Jorge Sal°daña: un voyage Fluctuate nec mergitur, à la mode de Molino.

 

Note to Jon SALE in the role of Cantinflas²:

La BARTOLA est une valse “chilango” composée par Chava Flores.

https ://www .cancioneros .com /letras /cancion /956689 /la-bartola-chava-flores

Cette valse “capitalino” fait partie des classiques, au point qu’elle est souvent confondue avec une valse viennoise, et a été faussement attribuée à Johann Strauss Junior.

²~. Johnny Depp ignored the role so, there was only one thing that The Producers could do, The Producers  got a dumb plumber’s buster.

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