And in Washington, AP Lemire is on his way to CNN

A Penny for your CHOKE hold.

Deer, Joe Scarborough… you have to be RICH to think like that, goooooo, Mets. Of course, i am talking about Mangione, and that! That is the exceptionality of “Los Hijos de Sánchez”.

Praxis — Justin Timberlake stars as a the subway hero.

Feels So Good 👏👏👏

🎺

… [I] hate to say it, indeed it was a Sting operation and It’s Getting Better All The Time, in Syria anyhow but who’s keeping count?, Syriasly… who’s keeping count? That’s a lot of Jaguars in that garage, not the mention the Ferrari’s but al-Assad ain’t got nothing on Romero Deschamps fleet of luxury cars, heck “Carlitos” had a direct line to Bologna just to get his classic Ferrari’s oil changes done on the fly.

… and Cousin Joe, that’s the difference between The United States style of exceptionalism y la excepcionalidad mexicana.

And if you know who Pablo Gleason, Sergio Ávalos, and Jorge Harmodio are, —in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog, it’s the difference between a contemprary 19-K Series Tanker and the 1956 “tankies” in Hungary.

Deer, François Ruffin… meet “las gatas³” de morena-francia

 Georgina Moreno y Sergio Ávalos… presente:

… with musical guest, Devil Makes Three and their 2008 hit “We’ll Be Sweeping the Steps of Your Empire

Señor, profesor, ciudadano y sácale-puntas de Paco Ignacio Taibo I, II, y iii, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés: ¡abrazos no escobasos!

³~. Definitively KNOT las “gacelas” de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Any 🦉 hoot, Apolonia d’Hierbamala, this is what loyalty at the lowest echelons of Mexico’s “peoples” party looks like, and for that Öüï switches IT!, over to The Atlantic for “In Praise of Clarity” narrated by Mark Leibovabitch.

You’re a superstar! — Shîva… now all Ewe need is a glamour shot from «Ménage 🧹en 🧽 Scène » from The Producers of Viva Mexico Rencontres Cinématographiques and FRANCE INC. to get you star ⭐ ted.

Anyhow we now return to Mexico’s “peoples” party which was just Outsourced to the childhood friends of the sons of Andy López Beltrán… the smooth operator of La Cuarta Transformación de la Familia López Obrador.

Sponsored by Wicked

Over at Central Park West, Pablo Torre se puso amarillo, but he is not wearing a guayabera and together with Lis Jordan are taking on the roles for the remake of Debbie does Dallas. Pablo plays the gay cheerleader coordinator and Lis Jordan pretty much just lays there in the “goalpost tear-down position”.

But seriously, Volks, jump to page tú. The last thing Öüï wants to do is pervert NBC/Universal on Turkey’s eve.

And Katty Kay… Eric Clapton called, he wants Bob on the next boat³

³~. … to Cairo.

There’s One in Évry Crowd. Swing Low Sweet Sheriff, coming for to carry me home 🧑🏼‍🎤

It’s Madness

And, Engle have Ewe ho’id about this one, tell Mí are you stuck in a little Parisian balcony like Willie Geist in Jerusalem?

Any hoot, Katty Kay, after a 28 year hiatus, the Mexican Olympic Delegation finally allowed the Synchronized (artistic) Swimming team on their float. This accomplishment shows great character for the female aqua dancers not only on the training side of that enterprise but also on the logistics side of the fence as these glorious nereidas also had to sell their “chones” or culottes as French people say in order to pay their way to a spot on that fucking float by the Seine.

Yes, I knew this. And in local news, Kamala Harris picked a monster to be her running mate, said monster is said to fréquent elementary school lunch houses and give out cookies to poor kids, the Gall of that bitch, France, The Gall!!!

But hey, at least it is not like in England, which had their ho’s (female athletes) post their unmentionables on charturbate . com, to finance the charter boat across La Mancha de Dover, trou 🕳️ story.

The good thing about this señora Carmen Lira Saade, es de GEORGINA MORENO y Los Amigos de México en Francia podrán tener su círculo de Venn para poder hacer un PARA LELO con lo que pasa con su estrella principal, and no Simone Sanders, Eye is knot talking about Andrés Manuel López Obrador, but his RIGHT HAND, “el señor de La Luz” —su tocayo de AMLO— Manuel Bartlett.

Tiburón a la vista : Socia°Lista — morena rancia

Deer, Luc Free Log, fuck you and the helicopters that you love. With that in mind, let’s talk shop, our first involuntary guest is La Somme.

For the record what a time to be alive, Representative Ruffin, leave it to the filthy French to have an snap 🫰 election, la Fête de La Musique and, the motherfucking opening ceremony of the Games of the XXXIII Summer Olympics all in the span of one month… and with a shark 🦈 on the loose up and down l’Ille-de-France. That’s fucking impressive, mister Ruffin.

Es que ser no es lo mismo que estar, porque estar viva is just to Be Alive, ¡As opposed to being dead, —eh! Ojo con eso ya que « ser » muy viva is a personal quality of equis persona, it means that the person is very smart and more often than not it juxtaposes on the thresholds of opportunism. Ask Gilberto Bosques en París.

… and mister Ruffin, it’s no coincidence that “el orgullo” del nepotismo de La Maison de La Radio en París, not in Issy, named his new album, “Viva tú”…

Anyhow, Representative Gatel, do you qualify for RSA while the Assembly is out of order, or are you Schiltz out of Luck?

Now, mister Ruffin, —much like the Shark ‘honeymooning-down-by-the-Seine premise, the RSA question might seem a bit asinine, but there have been episodes of sharks venturing onto a river, and if I may recall, there’s a Housekeeper who got elected in recent past, right?

https ://www .assemblee-nationale .fr /dyn /deputes /PA795438

Sure, mister Ruffin, sure… Eye knows that you have that little sardonic magazine and that coffee-making racket you got going with Chuck, or Philippe, or whatever your assistant’s name is, but what about representative Keke? Is she supposed to go back to her “personal services for parti-culeros”?

Bébé Requin—Hardy cover.

Sponsored by RFPP and Juanito Guanabacoa…
morena~Rancia invita

Ask Georgina Moreno or Alicia Leos, mister Ruffin, both are the epitome of double entendre and all things shady in the Public Square of “mamma Marianne” and the backstabbing politics of the Mexican tacos stands (world wide).

Over at the Morjo Show, it’s Summer Movies at The Drive~In, at the silver screen multiplex, it’s “Back to my family” and “Mí and Mrs. Jones”. Mika is not a-mused… no wait, actually she is, her giggles gave her a güey.

Any how, there’s a shark roaming at THEE Canal de Saint-Martin, and I can confirm, that there was a dead guy at the Seine when Bejo was being filming JAWS (in French).

Inside sources under the nº 7 at La Conciergerie on the Right Bank relay that the dead fellow was not floating between two péniches-es—ese, but on the stairway to the Commerce Court at Cité, I know because I was there when the flicks sealed the scene… now say hello to my little Axolotl.

A tale of two speeches — Macron/Obrador

Hoy tampoco hubo Jazz…

The French mono warns that “Europa is mortal,” and while the Mexican chango insists that Freddy Catscholos reloaded” are respectful of « el pueblo bueno », as the Tabasco native likes to call his heard.

This curso sucks, which is why, in this section the student will watch Mexican telenovelas in French and eat chayote curado del Valle de México con vino tinto de Montmartre.

… Issy-Jonathan-le Mire, support independent journalism del sindicato de la prensa bonita de SciencesPo y Cité. Send a Euro to Pablo Gleason and his compadres and comadres del mariachi de Paris.

Abrazos no balazos, say no to refried beans 🫘

Any how, we now return to our regular blog-post but not before sending a big shoutout to Jerry DROUOT productions, last time Öüï had waltz this dance was with the music of Les Negresses Vertes, no relation to los Chaparros Inmaduros³.

³~. Enanitos Verdes

Fuck You, Jeremy Peters… and Greenblatt’s graduation 🎓

And fuck your grandchildren honor students. Fuck’em too, and fuck Netanyahu’s Israël and his MAMBO Zionists from Batista’s Cuba.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2024/04/18 /us /politics /colleges-protests-israel-warcolleges-protests-israel-war

Dreams… ‘cus we belong, in a World that must be strong, yada, yada, yada.

https ://www .latimes .com /california /story /2024-04-12 /pomona-college-palestine-gaza-activism

And, Cousin Joe, fuck 🇮🇱 you 🇮🇱 too 🖐🏿🩸.

Say cheese! Eye heard the news today—oh boy… clic 🌵mission accomplished, one broken heart and two slashed kids, not bad for an Alsacien incident.

‘I can’t focus on anything but rage.’ Pro-Palestinian protests roil elite Pomona College

And, Willie Geist, as an Inland Empire graduate, I never thought that Eye would be complementing POMONA, but if you know where the Biographies of Mexican Political Dynasties hails from then… wait for it, I’m having lunch.

*~. Unless it happens to be Mr. Excmo’s. bronze-skinned daughter or a Bracero grandson from Califas. Ask, Milenio from Puebla (Carlos Marín), he published mister Fuentes-es eldest offspring on the day that Georgina Moreno, Sergio Ávalos and, the morena-francia KLAN was salivating for the photo-op en radio france internacional.

https ://www1 .cmc .edu /pages /faculty /rcamp/

Note to Morning Joe Weekend staff after la merienda… on the menu, nopalitos con camarón, Ewe know, como le gusta al real SABRA, and for desert Tunas con nieve de pistaches.

Sobre aviso, no hay engaño³… let’s talk about Sex, baby

Los transexuales no son FEMEN, and Mika Paccard… let Mí, show you how una Verónica 🐂, looks like.

All Those Jeers Ago

 2011… FEMINICIDIOS with Jorge Harmodio, Pablo Gleason y, los francifónos francófonos Francos.

Enter The Dragon … got Would?

 I Tried To Warn You, but Ewe just WOOD knot, lis°TEN!!!

Enter The Dragon — Got Would

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 23rd hour of the first lunar day of 2024 and in Paris, France, not to be outdone by Bruce Lee, the Filthy French pulled out a wooden Eiffel Tower, and now we know why the Iron Lady was on Fire 🔥 just a few They’s ago³.

³~. And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump. 01/26/2024.

No Woman Don’t Cry

🐲 Any how, Maud Gatel in a few, before noon, you will receive in your inbox a Cc of the critical analysis of your visit to the place where Évry body knows your name. Meet me at The Barbie Museum on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM… Öüï’s gonna open the wrong door to Tom°Bouc°Tou 🐇

Ahhh, fuck!

Ladies in Gemini, Pedro Vendedores.

Or, something like So.

Breaking knews, a funny thing happened on the way to The Oratorio, got drunk, and Then… the Pink Panther showed up… that is to say, let’s make that read a Sunday morning thing ☕

In the mean time, here is something completely different:

El Sur°Realismo también existe.

Lennon on sale is so cheap, Joe Scarborough started the Morning Mika Show with Money³

³~. It turned Chief Danvers In Ennis, Alaska, into a raging bitch, but that’s just because Jodi Foster hates The Beatles, after the Break, it’s “Birthday” by The Fab Four x Seven is 28.

Los Amigos de México en Francia presents:

All Those Jeers, A Go… motherfuckers, period!

 

Meanwhile at the Yoko Ono Adult Drive-In Cinéma at Grand Central Park, Jorge Ramos is remaking Taboo. Musical score for Scorsese: Sex With Their Parents by Lou Reed and The Velvet Revolver of Rocky Raccoon.

But First!!! It’s another edition track of, Across The Universe:

Sonification of Arp 140 via The Beatles

 

Nothing’s gonna change my 6-year investigation, not Gleason, not Ávalos, not Moreno, and certainly not Harmodio, you all suck. Say hello to Juanito “PGR” Guanabacoa.

Sgt Pepper told the Arellano Felix to play

Let’s not talk about the fuscas, bring in the Love Bugs en un bocho.

Andrés Manuel López Obrador, President of Mexicans.

Meanwhile in Tijuana… it was Thirty Years-ago in MARCH, Sgt. Pepper told the Arellano Félix to play, opening act, El CISEN featuring JUANITO  Guanabacoa y las madrinas de Miguel Nazar Haro en Mesa d’Otay.

And, Sophie Fofie de Velasco en rfpp . net, this is where I catch-up to Florence Cassez at Lomas Taurinas in Tijuana, via Genaro García Luna, Jaime Bonilla, morena-francia y, por supuesto, Saltillo, Coahuila, by way of Armenia’s capital EREVAN, where a toro de lidia escaped from a fútbol stadium there.

Over at the Jen Palmieri conspiracy music facts segment, it turns out that the “bocho³” parked if front of Abby Road Studios would be 28 if… J’en had not broken a glass 🍷.

³~. It’s what the Brazilians call a FUSCA, and los gringos a “Bug”. Trou 🕳️ Fact, in the Original Script, Iris Steensma was supposed to ride with Travis Buckle in a VW BEETLE.

Later in the show, Jen Palmieri’s Starbucks paper cup tells the MSNBC ceramic mug… nice jugs you got there.

Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn

 

Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.

 

… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you

Spacehog

Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.