From the fuck-up’s who brought you The Lowdown

Dustbowl California productions presents

The Devil Makes Three 

No Okies Rally.

There’s nothing sadder than a white dude trying to do right”.

If you want to be ruled by a king, You Are Doing It Wrong, and to show his solidarity with the No Kings Protest, Prince Andrew 🇬🇧 renounced all titles and asked President Donald Trump to release the Epstein Files.

And now that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is just a plain-regular pedophile, with no links to YORK, Andrew is going to start his own “No Kings” political party and run for Parliament.

The Upside next to the 🌇 Sunset

It’s just another way to say huevos 🍳 Sunny Side Up, or estrellados 💥 once the ICE-STAPO shows up.

 

Deer, François Ruffin… meet “las gatas³” de morena-francia

 Georgina Moreno y Sergio Ávalos… presente:

… with musical guest, Devil Makes Three and their 2008 hit “We’ll Be Sweeping the Steps of Your Empire

Señor, profesor, ciudadano y sácale-puntas de Paco Ignacio Taibo I, II, y iii, Pedro Salmerón Sanguinés: ¡abrazos no escobasos!

³~. Definitively KNOT las “gacelas” de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Any 🦉 hoot, Apolonia d’Hierbamala, this is what loyalty at the lowest echelons of Mexico’s “peoples” party looks like, and for that Öüï switches IT!, over to The Atlantic for “In Praise of Clarity” narrated by Mark Leibovabitch.

You’re a superstar! — Shîva… now all Ewe need is a glamour shot from «Ménage 🧹en 🧽 Scène » from The Producers of Viva Mexico Rencontres Cinématographiques and FRANCE INC. to get you star ⭐ ted.

Anyhow we now return to Mexico’s “peoples” party which was just Outsourced to the childhood friends of the sons of Andy López Beltrán… the smooth operator of La Cuarta Transformación de la Familia López Obrador.

Sponsored by Wicked

Over at Central Park West, Pablo Torre se puso amarillo, but he is not wearing a guayabera and together with Lis Jordan are taking on the roles for the remake of Debbie does Dallas. Pablo plays the gay cheerleader coordinator and Lis Jordan pretty much just lays there in the “goalpost tear-down position”.

But seriously, Volks, jump to page tú. The last thing Öüï wants to do is pervert NBC/Universal on Turkey’s eve.