Tag Archives: Jazz à fip

Gran Señor Zopilote de La Piedra del Sol en Serpiente del calendario chino

Up next… Colibrí de Aztlán a galope en Caballo rojo de Sìchuān.

Gooooooo, Dodgers — ruining Baseball 4 games at a time.

But first, we switch IT!, over to Willie Geist who just got caught shaving the tariffs out of Canada, Cousin Joe for his part just lost a bet because I, Armando Segovia, told that son-of-a-BITCH that the only AD (in CaNaDa) that matters is ONTARIO in 1987.

Fair Use Of Ronald Reagan

Take me out to the Ball game, but don’t buy them Cracker-ass crackers, Jacques, they’be over-priced with a “beautiful tariff” to pay for that Trump Tax (no kings Series)

 

It’s the bottom of the first… Walk This Güey ⚾ ; in Paris, France, Charlotte Bibring is having a Cappuccino (or something like that) before the singing of the Nation Anthem in Ontario.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada… California follows.

Güi-Güi, Guilty as charged monsieur président de la programmation, and Eye is knot sorry that Öüï mispelled mister Oxmo Puccino’s nomenclature ; now pass the shugga’ Bibring… that hummingbird  🌸 is not going to 💉 feed itself.

Kiss… I bet you thought the previous post was about TAFKAP³

³~. The Artist Formally Known As Prince 💋 !

The best of the strings in that ensamble.

 

In local news,  Pacific S.A., a contractor at the Conservatoire and Médiathèque library under the Canopée in Châtelet, is playing second fiddle to the TRUMP shut-down in them United States in The Continent of América by not paying their employees since September.

Ewe, Mí, and The Rolling Stones make Three.

 

Sources close to Pablo Gleason in Santiago de Chile and Films d’Altérité in Paris, France, relay that Mediapart™ is sending their best reporter to Châtelet (to investigate) but first! Mister Raphaël Moran must make a stop at the préfecture de police in order to punch his HEXAGONE-approved* presse card for credit and, a book of Sodexo® restaurant tickets.

*~. People who know, know that the equivalent of The Pentagon in France is called “The Hexagon” metro stop Balard, line 8.

Andy “El Sucio” Young.

And over at The Rockefeller Center, Rachel Maddow skipped the promo-round for her latest docu-series and sent in “the help”… no pun-dit intended, Mr. Young.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /club-jazzafipclub-jazzafip /l-italie-dans-la-lorgnette

Time now in Texas… The Biggest Dildo in Space

Damn! That’s like an i•Phone 3:16 meeting the Atom Bomb. Jesus Christ, Alicia Menendez!!! Don’t you wish you had 1/4 million of them U.S. Dollars to go up with Katty Perry to the edge of Van Horn 📯.

Men on Jeeps searching for girls on Trampolines.

“the Kardashians are there, so you know that there’s a lot of fucking going on”

George López.

Any 🦉 hoot… I am going to grow Oregano out of you. Wild oregano.

Matchbox…

Got Pepper?

Suicide Solution live at BERCY M-14 to Orly

Later on Lorène y su culture, it’s how to³ safely get a Tattoo (you) and not have to meet “El Salvador” in a shit-hole country in Central America.

Los Iracundos de Bercy y los Sarkozy’s de Benghazi.

 

³~. The solution in the back of the book is not odd, primarily you just have to leave the United States of Elon Musk, it’s easy-jet-the_Fuck Out.

Ladies in Gemini, as promised by Marjolaine Kalten-Portier Bach last night in Europe, here’s Jake (🐍), Seb and the rest of Skid Row Getting The Bach Out.:

Eye got your Number, baby : 18 gets you 17 to life

Let the record show, that the current U.S. Secretary of Defense inked a neo-NAZI symbol on his “all-american signal”, so do U.S. all a favor and 🎶 Get The Fuck Out.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /baby-come-bach

Traffic will resume at around 07h… call in sick and send the kids back to bed.

America, love it or go to maximum security “time-out”  at Jesus Park in El Salvador.

¡Hola! This is an Inter-mission

On DEADLINE:

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hutchence 🏄🏼 🪢 👹.

Hoy no hubo Box… out of battery, but Öüï will recharge… stay tu°ned. In the mean time of a streak of mexicanidades, el platillo es SURTIDO, y en la BATERÍA de Cocina the KITCHENWARE is beating LA BEATERÍA de Andy García y la policia del Pueblo de AMLO. Antonio 🥁 Sánchez 🥁  está en el banquillo de los cueros.

Si Estela fuese Canelo… there’d be no fuzzing and fighting, but because Estela is not King Canelo, Estela gets the shortest straw, more on that at 11, but what are the odds that fip.fr is being hungry with a full belly.

PINCHES MEXICANOS DE MIERDA.

🌮🌮🌮

Coman CaCa… because remember, raza 🪶… dos cosas pueden sera ciertas y/o verdaderas al mismo tiempo, por ejemplo, don Rey Canelo, en Hilo, Hawaii, es ya de noche y aquí en París, Francia, todos los taqueros andan desvelados y hasta de amanecidos a las 9h de CET con Luna semí llena y Cucharón contento, sponsored by, El Tacontento❤️.

No I did not, period! But if you want my info, just ask… COME AND GET ME, faggots.

 

Note to editors… it is Thomas Courbillon’s fault.

But let’s not focus on that fucker, ping pong y’all! I got a vortex to Vegas vía La Plaza de Los Dos Pueblos. Now the only true thing in LIFE MAGAZINE is La Lucha Libre, and just in the NICK 👹 of Thyme, President Joe Biden whips out his big ol’Penn University Pen and pistol-whips the Republican Party into irreverent hilarity…

It’s all in the Thyming, y’all 🥁… badum Tish 🥢… I Call this OBRA : DEVIL INSIDE with a Twist of Hautache… it’s more than a feeling.

And, To°Mas° de Cour-billon, you don’t need no astrofarian suit to get through that ring (cuadrilatero) you just have to be willing to wear an inflatable SUMO wraslin’ latex suit. 🥢🥁🥁🥁🛎️

Pots and Pans y’all
O como dice el chef:
🥢 Oigan Ollas 🥁 y Sartenes 🍳… and stay off of that deep fryer, patate 🪘… you have no business with them 🍗  drumsticks 🍗

Right now, King Charlo is about to take a bow to Rey Canelo El Justo.

Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn

 

Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.

 

… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you

Spacehog

Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.

I want my 🎤 Eye want my 🎶 R.S.A. — And, Mehdi Hasan³ >

BRANDING Donnie Deutsch with a livestock iron.

What if it were your fucking Paris champignons?… and Cathy Corazón de Yellow… fuck you and your Güander 🧱 🤠.

MaíZ 

Note to editors:

It’s like a quesadilla sin champignon.
Lo anterior, interpretado por cierto desde un Borderplex⁸ a partir de Oasis, es un recorte adaptado en directo y con un periodo de tiempo de demora de 36 horas efectivas desde alguna calle de París; now normally, the staff of this most non-consequential blog stays within the freaqs’ of any-given arrondissement of France Musique, however, following the growing trend of layoffs in the past couple of years (four or five) Öüï has wondered over to other public broadcasters to cover what used to be (in the days of Jack Patrick Dorsey³) a self-indulgent “sacrosanct” daily dose of American music, now it’s just another tape of sessions from the past.

⁸~. CD. JUÁREZ–EL PASO
³~. Current sponsor of the politics of Robert F. Kennedy Junior in France³

³~.  https:// www .vanityfair .com /news /2023/06 /robert-f-kennedy-jr-his-anti-vax-conspiracies-found-home-twitter

📻 killed the 📺 star ✨ with D.J. AMLO y los hijos de la chingada… SOBRE LAS OLAS.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

Sr. Julio Guereje… por favor no culpe Al mensajero por echar a perder l’Electrik Q… helecho 🪴 que usted a muy duras penas le llegue El flash informativo no implica la colaboración de Grabiel 🎺.

11 de la mañana en Samalayuca-sous-Dunas, not donas.

³~. Who, Mehdi, who in the world “warms” popcorn up?

https ://www .forbe$ .com .mx /the-us-plans-to-intensify-the-complaint-that-mexico-violates-the-tmec-by-banning-transgenic-corn

Answer:
— Bums, Mehdi, bums. And here is why  Medhi Hassan:

🌽 Because that is how Öüï get it up. Heck, Medhi Hasan, you don’t have to quote Donnie Deutsch, you may ask Hurracaine Hilary on the Pacific, pobre BARTOLA what with only esos “dos pesos” que Pepe “el toro” Infante le dejo, ~ and that, Medhi Hasan, is probably why BARTOLA followed la letra d’esa canción to the tee, and then BARTOLA pro°ceded to changed her populist “vision” for a real conservative coat.

Ask, Víctor Manuel Quintana Silverado, he knows, how to 🙊 Gorillaz’ in Paris… por no decir —niggas!

https ://cnnespanol .cnn .com /2023/08/17 /hilary-huracan-mexico-eeuu-lluvias-trax/ 

Mira Bartola… hay que ser francés para poder navegar en clase première canot de sauvetage, o como dice Jorge Sal°daña: un voyage Fluctuate nec mergitur, à la mode de Molino.

 

Note to Jon SALE in the role of Cantinflas²:

La BARTOLA est une valse “chilango” composée par Chava Flores.

https ://www .cancioneros .com /letras /cancion /956689 /la-bartola-chava-flores

Cette valse “capitalino” fait partie des classiques, au point qu’elle est souvent confondue avec une valse viennoise, et a été faussement attribuée à Johann Strauss Junior.

²~. Johnny Depp ignored the role so, there was only one thing that The Producers could do, The Producers  got a dumb plumber’s buster.

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