Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn


Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.


… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you


Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.

I want my 🎤 Eye want my 🎶 R.S.A. — And, Mehdi Hasan³ >

BRANDING Donnie Deutsch with a livestock iron.

What if it were your fucking Paris champignons?… and Cathy Corazón de Yellow… fuck you and your Güander 🧱 🤠.


Note to editors:

It’s like a quesadilla sin champignon.
Lo anterior, interpretado por cierto desde un Borderplex⁸ a partir de Oasis, es un recorte adaptado en directo y con un periodo de tiempo de demora de 36 horas efectivas desde alguna calle de París; now normally, the staff of this most non-consequential blog stays within the freaqs’ of any-given arrondissement of France Musique, however, following the growing trend of layoffs in the past couple of years (four or five) Öüï has wondered over to other public broadcasters to cover what used to be (in the days of Jack Patrick Dorsey³) a self-indulgent “sacrosanct” daily dose of American music, now it’s just another tape of sessions from the past.

³~. Current sponsor of the politics of Robert F. Kennedy Junior in France³

³~.  https:// www .vanityfair .com /news /2023/06 /robert-f-kennedy-jr-his-anti-vax-conspiracies-found-home-twitter

📻 killed the 📺 star ✨ with D.J. AMLO y los hijos de la chingada… SOBRE LAS OLAS.

And Zeppelin Goes Here

Sr. Julio Guereje… por favor no culpe Al mensajero por echar a perder l’Electrik Q… helecho 🪴 que usted a muy duras penas le llegue El flash informativo no implica la colaboración de Grabiel 🎺.

11 de la mañana en Samalayuca-sous-Dunas, not donas.

³~. Who, Mehdi, who in the world “warms” popcorn up?

https ://www .forbe$ .com .mx /the-us-plans-to-intensify-the-complaint-that-mexico-violates-the-tmec-by-banning-transgenic-corn

— Bums, Mehdi, bums. And here is why  Medhi Hassan:

🌽 Because that is how Öüï get it up. Heck, Medhi Hasan, you don’t have to quote Donnie Deutsch, you may ask Hurracaine Hilary on the Pacific, pobre BARTOLA what with only esos “dos pesos” que Pepe “el toro” Infante le dejo, ~ and that, Medhi Hasan, is probably why BARTOLA followed la letra d’esa canción to the tee, and then BARTOLA pro°ceded to changed her populist “vision” for a real conservative coat.

Ask, Víctor Manuel Quintana Silverado, he knows, how to 🙊 Gorillaz’ in Paris… por no decir —niggas!

https ://cnnespanol .cnn .com /2023/08/17 /hilary-huracan-mexico-eeuu-lluvias-trax/ 

Mira Bartola… hay que ser francés para poder navegar en clase première canot de sauvetage, o como dice Jorge Sal°daña: un voyage Fluctuate nec mergitur, à la mode de Molino.


Note to Jon SALE in the role of Cantinflas²:

La BARTOLA est une valse “chilango” composée par Chava Flores.

https ://www .cancioneros .com /letras /cancion /956689 /la-bartola-chava-flores

Cette valse “capitalino” fait partie des classiques, au point qu’elle est souvent confondue avec une valse viennoise, et a été faussement attribuée à Johann Strauss Junior.

²~. Johnny Depp ignored the role so, there was only one thing that The Producers could do, The Producers  got a dumb plumber’s buster.

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