The Reverend Al Sharpton moves to Comala

Blame it on the Kumbaya or, blame it on the lack of Cowbells, the good reverend went catholic on U.S. all.

Katty Kay reports from Colima. Meanwhile in South Carolina, as predicted days earlier, The Monkees met with Soda Stereo and now the hillbillies there are advised to close their windows y también sus Persianas Americanas.

From the creators of Rock Lobster 🦞 and Know Your Chicken, comes the story of Bill Evans menu: spiked-up 🐒 Monkees on The Run… because Sharks are so 2024 🥃… hic.

An American Monkee 🎸

Shock the monkey …

 

In Australia, the Aussies there just declared media the enemy. With Trump’s rise, Australia is no longer the enemy, Australia now declares who or what is the enemy is. Kiwis beware.

Öüï now returns to our local drummer, Badum Tisch 🥁… it’s The Apocalypse, now. Only the Roach 🪳 survives.

Trou 🕳️ Story Dorsey

Downsize Abbey… Trou 🕳️ Story Dorsey.

 

Musical guest: Eye can see for Miles and Kirk can blow the rainbow on La Seine.

Time now : 7-11, and so Kirk did. Kirk blew the green/violet hues off of that D.A.R.E. arc on La Seine, where coincidentally Semolina Pilchard was spotted wearing his frog garb.

 

Sources close to Mister Boatswain, relay that La Seine is now clear of sharks. Coincidentally, La Seine is eschatologically now back to pre-Olympiad days, 💩 Yuppi !!!

“ Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant »l

This time he went down The Eiffel Tower.

Six degrees of Last Week To They, Olympics edition

And after all youse my wonderwall.

 

Lo and behold, Kevin Bacon “crushed it”… who the fuck needs Tom Cruise, punto y coma, when Kevin Bacon can fit the entire Games of The XXXIII Summer Olympics on the set of Psycho and the stairs of Back To The Future. So imagine what Öüï could dew, if they add a green screen for the 2028 Olympics at Silverlake.

Enter Through The House of Detention.

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /article /2024 /aug /02 /tom-cruise-to-rappel-off-stade-de-france-in-olympics-closing-ceremony

… stick around, foot losing at The Bates motel follows after Kevin Bacon breaks into the piñata shop exhibit at The Universal Studios… hilarity ensues when the shark sous La Seine hyper tunnels like a rémora on cocaine droppings while gliding off of Tom Cruise’s shark skin spandex all the way to, Ewe guessed it, 🦈 Silverlake.

Edge of The Estadio 🏟️

And, Alicia Menendez… ain’t Skype a pain in the ass?

Project New Jacked Reich: 2025

Now playing at the Paris Aquarium.

But first, The Mexican Olympic Delegation was spotted hovering over la Mini Milpa de Châtelet:

Sources close to Stephen Spielberg relay that Másiosare, of course, will lead the processional présentation on the showboats de París, while Al Sonoro will greet along with Ciñaohpatria al Arcángel di Vino.

¡Victoria… Maïs Maíz Ma’ !!!

… but wait, out of nowhere, The Argentinian ensamble just introduced the new weapon in President Milei’s arsenal: SPACE SHARKS, ah! Ahhhhh, AHHHHHHH!

 

To they is, “Argento-French” observation day³

🦈… Sous les jupes de Bejo…

Seven, se ven, S even, period!

and, Vice-president Harris… god bless the Supreme Court of The United States. Normally at this junction I would write “thanks Obama!”, but this one is ALL-IN on The Rachel Maddow Show.

But seriously, all the credit goes to “The Notorious RBG” and her indispensable clause on The Law.

Nobody is indispensable, not even Justice and that’s all Eye is going to say on the Balance ⚖️ r.i.p.

And, Eddie Gloude Junior… choose your shade, nigga’. It’s going to be the next hue to holla.

Alicia in Chains ⛓️ And, Eye, would.

 

And, Representative Padilla D-CA, on a They, like today, the U.S. Army moved in on the Monterey Jazz Festival and the Yerba Buena THC Depot and thus, it’s the beginning of the last grab of Manifest Destiny and the Second Conquest of Santa Monica on Route 66.

1846US troops occupy Monterey and Yerba Buena, thus beginning the US conquest of California.

… and Joni Mitchell, goes here.

… in local news, it’s raining kids³ 🪟 Ale, Lou, —ya!

³~. No kids were harmed while burning the lead.

Save a child, rent a ho… say no to Child Alienation Syndrome at the courts.

Anti-Semitic nazi hunters and the Anti-defamation league on Wikipedia

Please stand for the Pledge of the music 🎶 🎶 🎶

In movie news, Rotten Tomatoes in L.A. got mauled by a Mako shark 🦈 and in Paris, France, Öüï now knows why fip Metal sucks… there’s no Venom in it.

And in México, Ken Salashark congratulated former México City mayor (when it was Distrito Federal)  Marcelo Ebrard on his new appointment by Claudia Sheinbaum to handle the Longest They of the year and it’s future implications of Petróleos Mexicanos on the Nafta renamed treaty.

And yes, it poured… it started right about midnight.

Last week to they: PMU³ politics

³~. « Que les meilleurs gagnent »… Pari mutuelle urbain ♠️♣️♦️♥️🃏.

The King of Terror, Stephen King, can’t be wrong… look it up. The Shark de Saint-Martin is the Argentinian hit of Rosario’s soup kitchen in Buenos Aires. Even the president there, a Donald Trump look-a-like suited up like thresher shark for the opening of Sous La Seine, —at The Rex there.

https ://www .ozap .com /actu /-l-un-des-meilleurs-films-de-requins-jamais-realises-la-presse-anglo-saxonne-sont-fans-de-sous-la-seine-le-film-francais-de-netflix-avec-berenice-bejo 🦈

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I don’t like golf, I also don’t know what a mulligan is; and I don’t know if President Macron’s plays golf, but it seems that the French Constitution (fashioned after the Mexican Constitution of 1917) seems to accommodate for sand traps ⛳ at the ballot box.

The centerfold is knot politics, but maybe it should be, ask Bejo.🦈.

And, Alicia Menendez, I have a bunch of black friends, and I am blacker than a handful of Em#!

Tiburón a la vista : Socia°Lista — morena rancia

Deer, Luc Free Log, fuck you and the helicopters that you love. With that in mind, let’s talk shop, our first involuntary guest is La Somme.

For the record what a time to be alive, Representative Ruffin, leave it to the filthy French to have an snap 🫰 election, la Fête de La Musique and, the motherfucking opening ceremony of the Games of the XXXIII Summer Olympics all in the span of one month… and with a shark 🦈 on the loose up and down l’Ille-de-France. That’s fucking impressive, mister Ruffin.

Es que ser no es lo mismo que estar, porque estar viva is just to Be Alive, ¡As opposed to being dead, —eh! Ojo con eso ya que « ser » muy viva is a personal quality of equis persona, it means that the person is very smart and more often than not it juxtaposes on the thresholds of opportunism. Ask Gilberto Bosques en París.

… and mister Ruffin, it’s no coincidence that “el orgullo” del nepotismo de La Maison de La Radio en París, not in Issy, named his new album, “Viva tú”…

Anyhow, Representative Gatel, do you qualify for RSA while the Assembly is out of order, or are you Schiltz out of Luck?

Now, mister Ruffin, —much like the Shark ‘honeymooning-down-by-the-Seine premise, the RSA question might seem a bit asinine, but there have been episodes of sharks venturing onto a river, and if I may recall, there’s a Housekeeper who got elected in recent past, right?

https ://www .assemblee-nationale .fr /dyn /deputes /PA795438

Sure, mister Ruffin, sure… Eye knows that you have that little sardonic magazine and that coffee-making racket you got going with Chuck, or Philippe, or whatever your assistant’s name is, but what about representative Keke? Is she supposed to go back to her “personal services for parti-culeros”?

Bébé Requin—Hardy cover.

Sponsored by RFPP and Juanito Guanabacoa…
morena~Rancia invita

Ask Georgina Moreno or Alicia Leos, mister Ruffin, both are the epitome of double entendre and all things shady in the Public Square of “mamma Marianne” and the backstabbing politics of the Mexican tacos stands (world wide).

Over at the Morjo Show, it’s Summer Movies at The Drive~In, at the silver screen multiplex, it’s “Back to my family” and “Mí and Mrs. Jones”. Mika is not a-mused… no wait, actually she is, her giggles gave her a güey.

Any how, there’s a shark roaming at THEE Canal de Saint-Martin, and I can confirm, that there was a dead guy at the Seine when Bejo was being filming JAWS (in French).

Inside sources under the nº 7 at La Conciergerie on the Right Bank relay that the dead fellow was not floating between two péniches-es—ese, but on the stairway to the Commerce Court at Cité, I know because I was there when the flicks sealed the scene… now say hello to my little Axolotl.