Fuck yoU, Matt Damon… see you in Marseille

… and starring as the Church Lady:

And in Paris, France… all of the Magnum©️ shutterbugs are off~Course, fags.

Michael Schmidt, now with a tie 👔 and rolled-up sleeves.

Well isn’t that con* Clinton!

*~. With, as an ingredient.

And oh, dear God! Sean Penn is having an orgy with the daughter of A.I. on Earth Tú.

The Life of Penn


Mike Memoli returns in the role of the altar boy with the personal perspective.

It’s Saturday Night, on a Thursday afternoon in Paris. Issy, fuck your selfie.


… but seriously Volks!

https ://www .dw .com /en /germany-suspends-migrant-intake-from-italy/

I love Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque, really, I’ve always respected the AMX projects and now, well now you have shit and a Mariachi ensamble for your future ARMOR defense systems (punto y coma) gulp, gulp, gulp (wine sippin’ sound goes here).

We love the all, the all of youWhere lands are green and skies are blueWhen all in all, we’re just like youWe love the all of you


Maybe in the Mean~time… does any of them fucking mariachis know that one?

Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-oohWoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe /italys-lampedusa-at-point-no-return-with-migrants-mayor-says-2023-09-14/

I’m an Alligator yes, but also a Distinguished Armor Technician, I could have designed the perfect THANKs for y’all, instead you are going to get the mariachis to cover your precious “patrimoine”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Leclerc_tank

Don’t worry about her, [ I bet you think this post is about you] she’ll find a güey from the temporary visa pool to start a new orgy at her workstation or clinic. Her husband won’t mind the divorce or PACS dissolution, if he is cool, and only if he is cool and “integrates” he will get that €150,00 solidarity check and, in six months, full-RSA and a studio to live in.

Now don’t you fuckers forget to dispose them soft-skin 56’s on your TRI and forget about that XLR-Standard, put them fuckers in the “gaspillage” bin. Fucking €16 million per unit, what a waste, but keep on granting that €150,00 solidarity pay for your “incoming” artists, I honestly can’t wait to see all of the stranded Lampedusa arrivals at Florence Cassez doorsteps in Calais.

I am sure Alicia, Georgina and Sergio will be there to do the things that they do best, and which is to “INDIGNEZ~VOUS” and tear thier clothes apart in solidarity with the France INSOUMISE orgy.

https ://www .sudouest .fr /societe /religion /he-makes-fun-of-secularism–lfi–is-outraged-by-the-presence-of-emmanuel-macron-at-the-papal-mass

To quote Howard Johnson at from Rockridge:

… and in Paris, France, Marie Cuire, just obliterated another intern’s penis at the water fountain. It was her fifth this week alone.

but that is only because Marie Curie was listening to jazz à fip.

Cinco de Mayo — La fiesta para Jupiter es en L’Opéra…

casi esquina con L’Olympia.*

Dear, Bill Maher, only 5 hand grips! Ewe’s an amateur werewolf my friend—anygüey Bill —it’s Weekend Edition; book review with that Random Jon from the House of Meachum, follows.

“Gloria a Dios en las alturas, recojieron las basuras de [La Ópera] ayer a oscuras y hoy cuajada de bombillos… cuajada de bombillas”…

TimeStamp: 12h30 CET


the new environmental vehicle… the 1st prototype, experts agree—runs on shit.

Organized grab–ass in the form of a “pick-nic” is currently on its way à L’Opéra, however,  Carmen is no where to be found, but L’homme à L’Harmonica in the Original Morricone Soundtrack just rolled by… TimeStamp: 13h40 something.

“C’est la fête à mon Bro! ”

Hey Jon Meachum, Organized Grab–Ass ended at 14h and la rue 4 de septembre is the avenue of approach on organized civil disobedience towards La Bastille…black bloc’s are not in sight, hopefully they are with Carmen à Vincennes, eh!


The first procession is making its way through boulevard de Temple and onto the Bastille turn-around.. and Jon Meachum, a funny thing happened on the way to the McToilette à Bastille, much like Ohio [from the Pretenders] Ronnie’s resto wasn’t there; the wifi is up and running, our guess is that corporate is re-evaluating the French McDo logo: Venez comme vous êtes, eh! Or as the people in Seattle used to Say: COME AS YOU ARE.

Opéra–Bastille: 16h40…

Black bloc 1 – Cops 0… Boulevard Richard Lenoir, one CSR element is down and unconscious, water canons are making their way to the Genie.

17h30… things got back to normal. The celebration, the pic-niques, DJ’s, Live Music… clowns, performance y hasta uña puta piñata; en fin Caravan, y un chingo de 🎵 🎵La, la, la, la, la, 🎵La, LA, yiAh La La Lah’s.

Sapo verde to you, o algo así.

18h00 La France insoumise se retira de Place de la Bastille… pero la fiesta para Macron sigue.

Digression para La Random House*

Columbia, “You need cooling, baby i’m not foolin…” •–_¡_–• You know Mr. Meachum, earlier in the day it suddenly hit me, it hasn’t even been a week since the “Austerlitz” incident with the « black bloc’s » at Mickey Dee’s went down and the Frogs are out on the streets again; and the cops are mostly cool about it; we [the staff] don’t know how the night is going to end, we took off at about 19 hundred hours (Place de la Bastille, time), in any case, Mr. Meachum, what i’m trying to get at here is the Spirit —not the Soul, hold that thought, because « further up on the road » we’ll be weaving this « cuadro » en forma de digresión para usted… anygüey, come Monday morning, please tell Cousin Joe, that this set is dedicated to the entire Kat Cadre at ‘the’ msnbc’s.

So, Mr. Meachum, Trump time in The U.S. is not really the worst that the country has had it as far as partisan politics go, fair enough, but tell us, has the U.S. ever been chill? Will it ever be?

Case in point, after the Charlie Hebdo and The Bataclan terrorist incidents, life and the way of the frogs… the way of the French “kept a rollin.” Undeterred, in spite of fear mongering calls from La Pen and her political party who, had they had their way would have turned France’s  airports, trains and metro stations into the Hohenschönhausen style “welcome” at U.S. airports, courtesy of the most incompetent, exaggeratedly rigorous and, seriously overpaid security guards in Americana folklore.

… in Tijuana it’s 10:15 pm on the PST, and so the “fucking gringos” are still celebrating Cinco de mayo, meanwhile, en el Cerro de las Campanas (o por algún campo militar por allí, el Presidente Enrique Peña Nieto just made a reference to military academy graduates about the “tolerance” of Benito Juárez so–called followers, “the juaristas.”