Tag Archives: El Primer Torero Porno meets Bachelor’s Party

💅 Swing-it, baby — Groove is in the heart

Premio Nacional de Tauromaquia 2023

Super Luna en Décalage … Dépression Patricia en Finistère, para Patricio en Chihuahua… Órbita para principiantes en La S.E.P.

 

Cambio de 1/3… mister Smith, —Jack! Gets his alternativa en el ruedo de WaWa Land con un buey de Queens; Trump 545 kg.

 — It’s Luman, Dumas, not Le Mans; dumb ass!

This is not the first time, I am old enough to remember how theater was banned in Chihuahua by the father of the femenecidio FenoMen.

And if you think that “al-gorithms” and Art-ificial In-telligence is a new phenomena in the tech universe, then you clearly have not seen the Spanish film, “El Primer Torero Porno” or « The First Porno Bullfighter » if you are French, because one of the scenes depicts a fed-up employee who in an effort to make ends meet after losing his job, invents a ‘gadget’ that can pick-up every newspaper 📰 headline within a 10 meter radius of 10 meters. Look it up, and don’t be mislead like all streaming platforms on the nanny-net because while there is nudity in that film, it doesn’t compare to the pornography displayed by an overdosed Tijuana donkey³ at Tom Hanks “Bachelor Party” in Manhattan.

— 1610

During Henry Hudson‘s search for the Northwest Passage, he sails into what is now known as Hudson Bay.

Super moon aftermath… After glow.

 

After the break it’s FemmeNazies y Paquita la del Barrio vS. El Solitario y Anthony Quinn

https ://www .cnn .com /2023/08/02 /americas /chihuahua-mexico-bans-misogynistic-lyrics

Y si es desértica, que no se te olvide regarla… you may grab’Em# by the cunt, but you better not kill the groove. La femme! Kill that bitch. El gobernador te da’Fuero, diputado, y la Embajada de Francia en “la Hidalgo” te da una medalla al merito instante… de puro mérito.

 

Anyhow, HIDALGO’S head was sacked for a “Special Delivery” for The Guanajuato Jazz Fest… in Chihuahua, no less, you can ask Marsalis, that nigger ones me five bucks, way back en El Cervantino. Wynton was part of this whole re-shaping of the K-6 curricula, Martin Luther’s family was included in the “transformation”, but yo’ass is going to have to go back in the time-line to react about D.A.T..!

¿Dar o no dar? That is to say, ¿das capital, that is the question?

A Marx and Zagán production.

Karl Zagán y la distribución of wealth entre las « llamadas » estrellas del 45.

 

And isn’t Purple Pundit, IT!, ironic? Eye means, Rev. Al, how would it look if, say, Armando Manzanero told the N.A.A.C.P. that Steavie Wonder was a figment of Creole imagination?

Annotated bibliography… knot to be confused with Courtney Kube’s biography

Previously on, “El primer torero porno“… El Yunque was re-introducing Francisco Franco to Monterrey, Nuevo León… when all of a sudden “The Conversations” across on VOX just got a new CopyRight en el Estado de Cuernavaca.

J.A.Cedillo | Los nazis en México
This entry is a NAZI WATCH update: La “Carta de Madrid” 2021.

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/09/03 /el-plan-de-dios/

REMEMBER:
THE ALAMO is the Cradle of TEXAS and the hideout of slave traders… 1975, page 438: Les Rolling Stones LA Totale

Over at the Pentagon’s watch, The baby Kube’s childcare costs became out of the Peacock’s military affairs correspondent Pilar Albarracín’s budget.

And, Alex Witt, this is a “Memo for (knot from) Turner »… it’s the rest of the story, where Courtney Kube almost joins a Tupperware®️cult to make ends meet.

Pilar, nombre de pila… no pun intended, is Courtney Kube’s real name, but you would be forgiven if you fell for the name change*, after all, it had already been written, staged, shot and wrapped by the time little Ms. Cube was ready for kindergarten, except that instead of a horse’s head, uno de Domecq graced them crisp white sheets of, –el lecho de Kube.

* Anyhow, long story shot… Courtney’s dad trademark greeting was « quiúbole ». The immigration and customs enforcement goon who processed Courtney’s dad immigration papers heard “Quioúbole, señor” immediately after the semi-literate border protection officer asked the former Mr. Albarracín what his name was? And so, just like don Vito’s –Andolini– became ‘CORLEONE’, Dr. Albarracíns (DVM) « Quiúbole » became Q’vo but the DMV (California) returned a search that mentioned that particular license plate as already “taken”, so the “migra” at the window settled for Kube… the fucker was semi-literate so of course that son of a bitch was going to fuck the Immigration Entry papers for the Albarracines-esos.

🎶 Yo te quiero [más ki mis ojos] infinito, and Eye quotes:
Yo te quiero—oh mi corazón.

For those Knot on/in the know:
DMV = Department of Motor Vehicles
DVM = Doctor of Veterinary Medicine

Entonces, doña Cesca (de la rue) Rigoles

Note to programmers. Corsican coodies are a hell-Ova sting. On/In another edition i might talk it over con El Sapo, relay it over to León and then maybe, —maybe— at San Severino, Eye will relay IT!, to Frida.

Los Hilos de Sasha • en colaboración con El Gato Enhuarachado presentan… another of Sun Tzu’s chapter at La Brasserie… now y’all have probably heard of “el gato volador”, ISSY Willie Geist it’s Knot One of Dos. AND Sam Stein, as a bullfighter yourself (check the scroll) Ewe, Of all Ugly Mexicans should know that it was the very Catalanes (knot Belmondo at Val de Marne) who in 1985 invented FACEBOOK!!! IT’S TROU YOU FOOL! Watch Antoni Ribas’ “El Primer Torero Porno” which–by–the–way is Spain’s doppelgänger version of Neil Israel’s “Bachelor’s Party*”. The Spanish comedy (unjustly relegated to pornsites)  foretells the arrival of a device that can sense and register when a person is in THE PROCESS OF READING A NEWSPAPER (punto y coma) the “device” also logs which page/section D.A.T. the newspaper reader is contemplating.

* If you look beyond the title of Antoni Ribas’ film parody of a period of post-Francoist Spain, you will find that the “tropes and gags” with Israel’s “Bachelor Party” stop at the following:

  1. Oversexed/overdosed donkey (🙈) … probably imported from Tijuana.
  2. An erotic nightclub (sans penis ni vulva) puro show. 🙉
  3. Brest-es-ES, TiTis, Boobies and, of course Bum-bumbs. 🙊

🎶 Bar, visite nuestro bar (MASKedition)

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /2016 /jan/16 /what-orson-welles-really-thought-about-ernest-hemingway

short of that, Adrianne Elrod, the Spanish reel (not to be confused with El Real in Madrid) tackles issues of unemployment, feminism, ABORTION, political Technocrats infatuated by-the-then recent nostalgia of a by-gone Fascist regime in Catalunya, work-ploxtaition by nightclub empresarios, and immigrant “niñeras” from where else, but La France del BelMondo de Val de Marne… check the posters at the scene of “el camerino”… (not to be confused with Canal 26 de Aguascalientes TV).

Right now, our most esteemed (character) Fenster the copy editor is going to review Last Week to They and FO’D.A.T. Öüï Switch IT! over to El Chuco where Mister Voto Latino himself transliterated Sun Tzu’s Cuarta Transformación of Chapter 4 in the Art of RAW.

••• Don’t

YA HAY MARCHA EN NUEVA YORK, Nacho, and here is why:

Pussy, not a nut sack is now the norm when streaking the Baseball Field. And fans seem to be OK with it. Evil Empire loyalists from the disgusting Yankees even came up with a kind of, sort ah, relative cántico honoring the brave pussy:

Brave cats know that “Transparency will lead to rejection”, but when right matters nevermind The Evil Umpire.

Let’s Go CAT! Let’s Go CAT!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nacho_Cano

••• Go

Y como dicen en El Paso, Texas: TE LO DIJE, and here is why Nicolle:

Mexican Foreign Relations Honcho, and the former best mayor in latin America, Marcelo Ebrard saw the opportunity and he took it. And i did tell you that Texas was going the way of México (punto y coma) and here’s how the PRESUNTO Alcalde CULPABLE of the recent Metro line 12 disaster in Mexico City did it:

MARCELLO Ebrard (the Mexican Mike Pence) not only understood the 4th Chapter of the Transformación de López Obrador, but also the importance of Texas democrats defending their existing positions, which they could not do because they are currently engaged on another Front in front of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land.

••• Anywhere!

After the break, bouncer (cadenero) expert, and Babylon II Mayor, Bill De Blasio explains the next scene in the voice of Orson Wells…. wait for it, wait, in the mean time the student may, if s/he pleases review Héctor Lechuga’s classic “Adios Guayabera Mia”, which will segue onto El Palacio de Tokio en París (2012) where a “Cañonazo de $50,000 U.S.” was seen written on The Wall. Blue Demon was “El Maestro de Ceremonias” y JoLoPo ’76 the star of that gallery.

From page 188/9 of Le Peuple du Toro*) an excerpt of Orson Wells in Spain —_•!•_— Parasitismo Émotionnel:
Une espèce de gens [qui] vivent des combats de toros. Económica y también emocionalmente parce qu’il y a maintenant une nouvelle génération entière d’étrangers qui aussi bien que d’Espagnols passe un été entier pour aller de place en place assister à ces corridas…

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