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60 monitos… it’s not personal, To Mí is Monkey Business

Ici C’est Skid Row, get back Kangaroo Lady with your Tati Bag, and that shopping cart 🛒 wearing Mario’s make-up, get back to Australia, —Kangaroo Lady.

Like i said, all those days ago… a fucking Jumping Ballon.

 

This post is dedicated to Pablo Gleason and his Mediapart journalist friend, Raphaël Moran at the Paris Préfecture de Police…

Knotwithstanding señor JR, i (armando segovia) sin celery hope that you don’t take the critical review of your installation on the Pont Neuf ]| at la Place Christo & Jeanne -Claude |[ as a reproach to your talents and compétences and/or to deny the worth of your contributions to Art or that beautiful tribute to The Silver Beatles on that display window } catty corner { to that Silver Phantom Rolls Royce at La Samaritaine ; this is to say mister JR, that i am really looking forward to you (or your hired hands) reparing and finishishing your inflatable declaration of love for The Préfecture de POLICE à Cité.

For What, It! —is worth… These are my credentials : 8 up

Iran war is over, Rubio says, as strikes continue

Washington, DC_ AFP in the USA

Lorem Ipsum dolor and all that Cuban-american jive talk from “little Havana” at Mar-a-Lago.

Sprechen sie Spanglish, or just Franglish… bitch la’da’da

In local Knews:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip-du-jeudi-23-avril-2026

I love you Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, but you are bringing my Castellano down.

🃏

The Sun came up to They, but nobody seemed to notice, etcetera, etcetera, etc…

La Aitch es puta, aka The Charleston, but that’s only because she’s from the South, Caroline !!!

América : Speak to Mí in Spanish.

Oh, Eye can tell that this is going to be a good Zhou!.. never mind the good life ; one has to be a Clochard for that 🎹

 But first, the comic strip : etcetera, etcetera, etc…

Talk to me Marjo, on adore Luc, mais on passe notre tour, now let’s go to the Kitchen and meet Miss Behave.

It’s a wonderful Lie.

En fin, Susana Poveda, je n’aurais jamais pensé m’adresser à toi en jazz-Spick, mais nous y voilà, eh!?… O algo así.

Let’s break it down : by the numbers

1. The Sea, you see

2. La mort es amor (but only in Xochimilco)

and 3. Three is offset

Like Öüï been telling Ewe all, Eye neither selects the content, nor the toys ; i only install the batteries… and i sure as shit ain’t responsible for all of the steamy Windows 🪟.

 

Any 🦉 hoot, if Club Jazz en FIP was ever going to sound like a 1980’s porno film 🎥 tonight is the night you two³.

Microsoft and Meta announce large staff reductions as they spend big on AI

³~. In case you tú, are reading… these are my credentials : Octave up, in Birdland

En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

https ://www .gannett-cdn .com /2026/03/05 /USAT /vpc-marine-removed-from-congressional-hearing

These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Summer $A£€… because culture is life with thought

Only on the BFM’ers TV on the TNT 🎲… Ewe has to roll Mí.

Congratulations… it’s a hermaphrodite.

note to Dasha Burns: Dick Heartz rented a car… hilarity ensues when David Ignatius puts a finger on it… the analyst relay that Dasha’s product was replaced by real trouble.

Obey, Consume, Marry, Reproduce … THEY LIVE

… and almost evil from La Cop1ne de Talía Olvera en el distrito XIV de Vanves casi esquina 📐 con don Leo Orellana³ at la mal217 de Saint-Germain-des- la.tinas en Paris, it’s ANOTHER EDITION OF: Tuesday’s Gone.

Synopsis for the good students at La Cop1ne:

When in Rome, go to Roma porque es mejor, ROME is mero cuento.

History repeats itself and culture becomes a thing that Ewe exchange like the latest fashion at la rue de Rivoli.

Porn : it is in the eye of the beholder.

|: Hey, Beach Girls :| Shoot The Curl 🌬️🌊

Skip It, Surfer Go’il 🏄🏼‍♀️

Entonces, Órbita 106.7 de EfE~eMe…

What Julio meant to say was that your Daddy is Rich an your mom was a trophy count.

Inside knowledge… it will be interesting to find out if DENIS Soula (that motherfucker) is going to go as Marjo Porten-Calzones said on her show and scratch the show 😼

Dear, Donald Trump…
Tame Impala is playing nookie with the Teacher and Senator John “Maverick” McCain is partying with Mr. Wilson.

… Hilarity ensues when a little man (Donald Trump) goes « nuke EWE lar » on little ol’Mí because the son-of-a-Bitch is way too thin-skinned to have Soul let alone humor… that bitch only has weak ankles which us why he needs to ROLL my ABRAM’S tanks on drape day 🇺🇸

These Are My Credentials

I am Eight Up with an Arrow, yes… it’s in my DD-214, but i could never-ever be a cool-arrow like Donald Trump; it’s in his “I-shit-my-pants” when Uncle Sam knocked on my dad’$ door ARCHIVES.

Happy Father’s They, you piece of shit.

📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.

Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.

Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.

LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.

… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.

 

Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.

[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]

FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.

t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a  ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.

Flying Higher 🥊 today is Saudi Arabia National Day in the U.S. of América

Trust Mí, Alex WaWa… Öüï’s the good troll, and Ewe may call U.S. Sunshine, —dhaaarling.

Fuck the fake Phoenix 🫠 107° F or : (107 °F − 32) × 5/9 = 41,667 °C DRILL BABY, drill!!!

 🫠~. Must show work or your Formula will melt under that Philadelphia limelight.

Any hoot in 15 minutes or less the world will Synch-in… Just Like MANILA, Pablo 🥊or like Zaire if you can say Kamala Bomaye!

Project 2025 follows, burn baby 📖 burn ❤️‍🔥.

In local news, Trump vows to jail the tomb of Muhammad Ali if he wins.

The Letterman score: First QUARTER was a tie… Trump weaves his way to Abortion rights and tap dances his way to cement Roe v. Wade — again.

Harris goes toe-to-to and bitch-slaps Donald Trump with the protections of vaginas and their self management. Donald tries to pull a Ronald Reagan but he’s a bad actor.

For the record there are no abortions after a child is born, except in TROY, but that was in the Theys before Homer was invented by the French.

Still, Donald Trump won the round and switched to student loans.

And now IMMIGRATION:

Pinches para lelos of Cabbages and kings.

DONALD TRUMP killed the bill to secure Fentanyl for all, or something like that.

Eat your cats before Haitians do, enjoy your investment on Fido 🐶, SPRINGFIELD !!! DO LIKE HOMER Simpson and eat the LOBSTER and serve it with your cat… Soup.

Jump to the next “Whisker /s”

“Because it’s Wreakable”, said Gordon Gekko

And, Ananas Giridharadas replies, can Eye get a Bud, Fox?

Everybody wants to be a Tanker, but only a Distinguished Armor Technician knows that the Real Bud is brewed in The Czech Republic.

Page 182 P2:

The surly Zoran, in his wheelchair, moves from the metro entrance to the basement of Les Halles. I call him by his first name, he stares at me suspiciously without recognizing me. I introduce myself. He frowns, nods and declines contact. Occasionally, he shares his patch of pavement under a metro awning the with other companions and his radio [sic]. He’s aging fast. The last time I saw him, he was asleep, broken on the edge of his armchair in a basement next to an elevator in the Forum des Halles. Does he ever sleep in a bed? How does he manage to live on the streets, trapped in his chair? These questions open up an abyss I don’t feel brave enough to explore.

Now go “Romancing” with The Stones and don’t forget to take Mika’s little helpers, you son of a bitch!

Anyhow, Marjolena Kalten Porter-Sax… and the sign said,  you have to have a membership card. I told you yesterday that Gordon Gekko would be rewarded with an anti-greed documentary.

 

To they in His story:

Partout où nécessité fait loi
(“Wherever necessity makes law“)

10 July, 1940

The Vichy government is established sous les jupes de Stephen Spielberg at the Eiffel Tower, Semolina Pilchard reports. 

1985 – The Greenpeace vessel Rainbow Warrior is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by French DGSE agents, killing Fernando Pereira 

🥖 ☢️ 🏝️

On 22 September 1985, the French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius summoned journalists to his office to read a 200-word statement in which he said: “The truth is cruel,” and acknowledged there had been a cover-up, he went on to say that “Agents of the French secret service sank this boat. They were acting on orders.“

10 July, 2019

Hitler’s dream goes to die in México, in Puebla of all places, “the last of 5,961« Special French DGSE Edition » BEETLES… are sent to a museum. “From the nazis to the hippies, the end of the road of The Beetle happened in Mexico, where it was reproduced by the thousands³”

Agua de cadáver³ … Baden-Württemberg

“So it goes.”

³~. It’s a Weinheim thing… you wouldn’t understand.

If you like piña coladas… 🎶

Now in Livestream Deadcurrent.

In local news, hate going at 100 kph collided headstrong with hate going in the opposite direction at 1000 miles per second in Mannheim, Germany… cemetery of the Pathfinder’s Patch (8⬆️ID).

The Sports Page — Mannheim.

The head-on collision took place on the eve of next week’s European elections which might very well put in play the longevity of Brussels being relevant in the eyes of Vladimir Putin.