🥁 🪗 … y de•tenerle—Sue’nbar•cación

Entonces como diría Diego Luna en Cannes:

Es un honor estar con obrador y no con un cabrón en La Chingada.

She’s Electric ⚡ and just like last night’s Brazilian jam, with CAYETANO VENTOSO, the drums on this blog are mastered to Stand Out from the other bums on Stage.

Sleep … The More Ewe Ignore Mí, the closer Eye gets… Need a Little Time to Wake Up, wake up, this project is intended TO BE A CREATIVE counter-statement commentary on the MASTERINGfull not ring, but masterful Landscaping PRACTICES of ANNE HIDALGO à Paris. What’s The Story Morning Glory? Eye knows that your Moon is at half full.

chingue a su madre, pásame otra Enrique y dile a Ana que en unos diablos regresamos a La Movida con Mecano… más de dos millones de hispanos y aquí los pinches puentes están muy bajos.

So, do Ewe coq suckers know what ingredient is good for a thing called “Memoria”? Pedro Pascal, of course. And dictators. Dictators are good for any memoria 🇧🇷

Jump to mañana, Camarada 📎

Dwight cried Dixie and Pam cried tears of Musk SEMEN

Let Mí Guess… Ewe didn’t see, IT! —Coming

The South will rise again, and for the record, Texas is in the north, so TEAR DOWN your Executive Cabinets’ eye lids, TEAR DOWN your semen mister President on every swinging dick and elastic cunt in that meeting.

Hold be there is no try only Love Du Mí… 2, 3, FO’ : Love—Love Du Mí.

What’s The 311?

Little Ramona threw away her Honey Suckle ROSE Boots and she got herself some Combat Booths³.

Such Sweet Torera… that pinche Malin°ch€.

Hey, Commissioner… Évry body in Paris, Texas, knows that Mrs. Jones is a junkie… “Ashes to ash and funk to funky”, and Dearest Mika you are not going to believe how Donald Trump is going to inseminate rednecks, oakies and those cavemen in The Appalachian household of the Vice-president’s block… With TEARS, Mrs. Schmœ, with a TRAIL of Tears 😭.

³~. Yes, Pam Bundled into Bundy’s body count, I Am Talking about That BOOTH, the one you never seen before and the same one that GAVE the LINCOLN his famous guest room at the Graft House in the District of Columbia.

Now where was I, ah Yes!!! 🤣 The number 26. BEHOLD BITCHES, you are not going to believe what the number 27 is going to bring, ”the most philosophical of all the Alabama Songs: Major 🧑‍🚀Tom.

Entonces, doña Cesca (de la rue) Rigoles

Note to programmers. Corsican coodies are a hell-Ova sting. On/In another edition i might talk it over con El Sapo, relay it over to León and then maybe, —maybe— at San Severino, Eye will relay IT!, to Frida.

Los Hilos de Sasha • en colaboración con El Gato Enhuarachado presentan… another of Sun Tzu’s chapter at La Brasserie… now y’all have probably heard of “el gato volador”, ISSY Willie Geist it’s Knot One of Dos. AND Sam Stein, as a bullfighter yourself (check the scroll) Ewe, Of all Ugly Mexicans should know that it was the very Catalanes (knot Belmondo at Val de Marne) who in 1985 invented FACEBOOK!!! IT’S TROU YOU FOOL! Watch Antoni Ribas’ “El Primer Torero Porno” which–by–the–way is Spain’s doppelgänger version of Neil Israel’s “Bachelor’s Party*”. The Spanish comedy (unjustly relegated to pornsites)  foretells the arrival of a device that can sense and register when a person is in THE PROCESS OF READING A NEWSPAPER (punto y coma) the “device” also logs which page/section D.A.T. the newspaper reader is contemplating.

* If you look beyond the title of Antoni Ribas’ film parody of a period of post-Francoist Spain, you will find that the “tropes and gags” with Israel’s “Bachelor Party” stop at the following:

  1. Oversexed/overdosed donkey (🙈) … probably imported from Tijuana.
  2. An erotic nightclub (sans penis ni vulva) puro show. 🙉
  3. Brest-es-ES, TiTis, Boobies and, of course Bum-bumbs. 🙊

🎶 Bar, visite nuestro bar (MASKedition)

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /2016 /jan/16 /what-orson-welles-really-thought-about-ernest-hemingway

short of that, Adrianne Elrod, the Spanish reel (not to be confused with El Real in Madrid) tackles issues of unemployment, feminism, ABORTION, political Technocrats infatuated by-the-then recent nostalgia of a by-gone Fascist regime in Catalunya, work-ploxtaition by nightclub empresarios, and immigrant “niñeras” from where else, but La France del BelMondo de Val de Marne… check the posters at the scene of “el camerino”… (not to be confused with Canal 26 de Aguascalientes TV).

Right now, our most esteemed (character) Fenster the copy editor is going to review Last Week to They and FO’D.A.T. Öüï Switch IT! over to El Chuco where Mister Voto Latino himself transliterated Sun Tzu’s Cuarta Transformación of Chapter 4 in the Art of RAW.

••• Don’t

YA HAY MARCHA EN NUEVA YORK, Nacho, and here is why:

Pussy, not a nut sack is now the norm when streaking the Baseball Field. And fans seem to be OK with it. Evil Empire loyalists from the disgusting Yankees even came up with a kind of, sort ah, relative cántico honoring the brave pussy:

Brave cats know that “Transparency will lead to rejection”, but when right matters nevermind The Evil Umpire.

Let’s Go CAT! Let’s Go CAT!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nacho_Cano

••• Go

Y como dicen en El Paso, Texas: TE LO DIJE, and here is why Nicolle:

Mexican Foreign Relations Honcho, and the former best mayor in latin America, Marcelo Ebrard saw the opportunity and he took it. And i did tell you that Texas was going the way of México (punto y coma) and here’s how the PRESUNTO Alcalde CULPABLE of the recent Metro line 12 disaster in Mexico City did it:

MARCELLO Ebrard (the Mexican Mike Pence) not only understood the 4th Chapter of the Transformación de López Obrador, but also the importance of Texas democrats defending their existing positions, which they could not do because they are currently engaged on another Front in front of Capitol Hill in WaWa Land.

••• Anywhere!

After the break, bouncer (cadenero) expert, and Babylon II Mayor, Bill De Blasio explains the next scene in the voice of Orson Wells…. wait for it, wait, in the mean time the student may, if s/he pleases review Héctor Lechuga’s classic “Adios Guayabera Mia”, which will segue onto El Palacio de Tokio en París (2012) where a “Cañonazo de $50,000 U.S.” was seen written on The Wall. Blue Demon was “El Maestro de Ceremonias” y JoLoPo ’76 the star of that gallery.

From page 188/9 of Le Peuple du Toro*) an excerpt of Orson Wells in Spain —_•!•_— Parasitismo Émotionnel:
Une espèce de gens [qui] vivent des combats de toros. Económica y también emocionalmente parce qu’il y a maintenant une nouvelle génération entière d’étrangers qui aussi bien que d’Espagnols passe un été entier pour aller de place en place assister à ces corridas

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Breaking the NEWS of the NYT

No, no, no, no, –NO!

You don’t Understand, look here, when the New York Times does it, then it’s not an attack on the political soverengty of the Back Yard extension of the House that Columbia built.

El elevador de la Casa de Maureen Dowd, en Nueva York, no marcha… PAS! }—~~~~*> Ni modo Pepe Meade, va usted a tener que subir por las escaleras.

Ain’t that right, Professor Jon Meachum?

FRENCH KISS :

In other news, Alejandro Trebek, en el rol de Gael García Bernal, se receta unos tragos de Ginebra en Suiza para pedir a la ONU y a los gobiernos de todo el mundo que le aprieten las tuercas al gobierno de México para terminar con LA PUTA IMPUNIDAD… pero como EUROPA ahorita anda mas OKUPADA por Rusia, misma que dizque anda envenenando a espias… o algo así, y luego por si faltara más, San Dieguito, ya ves como va todo el gran pedo con Syria.

Neta que no… ¡así no se puede!

En Fin, bravo por el esfuerzo en LA GRAN PANTALLA POLÍTICA MUNDIAL.

Mexican fools and their money. ¡VIVA MÉXICO!