Hoy no hubo noticias — Refugiados Sin Refugio

— Pôle Emploi got hacked.

— Interior Minister reduces the blame in recent gang-related shootings in the South of France to recreational substance consumers.

See you mañana. laters, All y Gators.


No Knews Friday… coincidentally, hoy no hubo cauSALidades en Pachuca, —Hidalgo.

… entonces, don Julio Guereks, como dicen las embajadoras de Don Saldaña en Paname… o como dice l’impératrice:

GiBo Files

Julio 1940, Luis I. Rodríguez se reúne con el Mariscal Pétain para comunicarle que los españoles con Visa a México estaban en tránsito, no en espera para los hornos de la B.M.W.

de Paris a México vía Asvasadourian… Y vise versa que no se debe confundir con por su puesto, ‘La Tuya’.

“Recién Salido Del Horno”

By: Segovia y Serrano.

Indos VERDES³ — Belleville¹¹

Paris, France_ It’s 1889 and the Universal Exposition is about to go down at the Trocadéro and Champ de Mars. Over in Chapultepec, the Ministry of Public Works of Mexico asked two cats, Peñafiel y Anza¹ to smelt some bronze and cast some Aztecs for the pavilion of Mexico, but Öüï will get to that on the next stop, right now however, our correspondent Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo is at the old dairy farm that is now a pharmacy next to a flower shop at the Place du Mexique en el XVIéme casi esquina con Chaillot.

So, a funny thing happen on the way to The Orient via The Western Union Express, it appears that Colón took a wrong Spring Break in The Bahamas. That lucky nigga!

From the creators of The 🇨🇱 Chicago School comes the story of a little robot that couldn’t. It’s The Chicago Supply Chain ⛓️ Expo. Even the robots can’t keep up with the AMAZON warehouse pace.


🤠 Dock that machine a shelf to be stored in for nappin’ on the shift.


Blazing Saddles

1973–WB Ranch.

¹~. https ://arqueologiamexicana .mx/mexico-antiguo /quien-representan-los-llamados-indiosverdes

Note to editors: I don’t select the trajectories, it’s not my fault that the two Tlatoani statues didn’t make it on the S.S. Ypiranga to Havre, heck long story hexed, a gang of Guardia Nacional Mexicana loyal to Florence Cassez kidnapped the statues before those two could even make the weigh-in manifest in Tampico, Tamaulipas… problem was that those two where way too ugly for any ‘afrancesado‘ at El Paseo de Reforma (o en La Roma) to care enough to pay for The Zodiacs ransom.

It’s not Saso Porcel anymore… it’s ‘‘Ron’.

Right now, Edison is all giddy about his phonograph but spoiler alert, dat’ fucking tower is going to be the Center of Attention. Anyhow, next stop it’s is Emperadores Mexicas, con dirección France Travail at the old PIAT satellite, en París XXéme.

And in Chicago, Illinois, Louis Pasteur is obliterating AI and automated robots are dropping like scabs on a supply chain gang, which brings us to our segue, last week to they.

Twenty-four — Reefer Madness with Denisa Kerschovas — Part FO’

Being for the benefit of Morning Starr… Baguette bitches! Baguette 🥁. And, GO’ill de Niza, I am not being facetious nor Hyper-diaBolic when Eye Tell Ewe that i practically dwell in a “niggaloo”, but that is only because French ex-president François Hollande and his Barcelonnette crew designed the cardboards.


🤸🏻‍♀️  https ://edition .cnn .com /travel /article /travel-warnings-other-countries-us-violence /index .html

“God Bless, the U.S.A.”
Sincerely, Lucifer (a.K.a) “el diablito
…🏀 now get off my fucking YARD.

🤸🏻‍♀️ https ://www .bbc .com /news /worldus /two-texas-cheerleaders-shot-after-one-gets-into-wrong-car

🎶 Oh, Mickey you’re so fine
—Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey.


Ruby Thursday, because Tuesday’s gone… and how about The Rust on that set, —eh? “Pleased to meet, you. Hope youve guess my name.” Eye did warn you about “Drawing the line ».  Here is the arrow ⬆️.

Previously on, —a New Edition… today we find La Kerschovas pissing along with The Tasmanian Devil in Australia on the Trail of the 🇨🇦 Chaffey brothers who after snatching the Fountain ⛲ from the Californios in Kukamonga left to found the settlements of Mildura, and Renmark, Australia… those motherfuckers.

“So it goes… ». God bless The USA.

But first, we switch it over to Niggaloo Reef… er, where a hybrid Eclipse just served as The Great Gig in The Sky, it was really nothing more than them Venn Diagrams that I have been writing about for the past six or seven years.

Of course, MONEY is also a track on this jam, and on today’s edition of AUSTRALIA IS THE ENEMY, them Aussie’s are doubling-down on their government’s travel advice to The United States, in América.

It used to be, as early as the month of January, just two and a half months ago, that Australian travel advisories to The United States, in América, used to note to their ex-con citizenry that “NRA sponsored Gun Violence” usually left tourists alone, but now those same ex-con government officials in Perth, have updated their warnings to include car rental car-renting tourists on account of the recent spike in murders on driveways and Shopping Center PARKING LOTS.

https ://www .urbandictionary .com /define.php?term = Niggaloo

And, Eye quotes:

Yheeeeea, Bark at The Moon… Um-uh, um-uh, —yeah. Bark at The Moon. Ah-uuuuui!

The Other Side of El Mundo de Le Monde

Pineapple Express News presents: it’s the  4/20 edition 2023, the dawn of the 6th Republic in France.


Synopsis : Charly Brigante walks into the Pôle-Emploi, at the C.V. island Saso Porcel is looking for ‘chamba’ sin ganas de encontrarla, Benny Blanco is waiting in cue and Florence Cassez is wondering if her Pôle-Emploi royalties are going to transfer to the new France-Travail.


https ://www .lexpress .fr /economie /emploi/droit-travail /france-travail-qui-remplace-pole-emploi-quest-ce-qui-va-changer

Estimado Ari Melber, en México hoy es tu 1 de abril

“The Greatest Thing in The World,” edition.

Context [for unemployment period SPEC work] follows… in the meantime, the staff here never understood why on a day like today, casí todo buen mexicano, es decir, todo guadalupano guarba este día para quedarse, apropiarse, o simplemente agandallarse las cosas, los intereses, o mismo, el patrimonio de otras personas. En México pues, Lic., Melber, —hoy®— es el Día de los inocentes.

Context [for unemployment period SPEC-Project purposes] follow… in the meantime, please note the following: in Mexican media, today most outlets celebrate Fake News Day, its patron saint is of course—as all good Romans know— Santa Hilaría [del verbo hilar]… meanwhile, on this side of the mestizaje,  the staff here is trying to get to the bottom of why one of the darkest stories in the Bible,  the one that supposedly ‘archives‘  the massive killing of babies already born, is interpreted by catholics in the Spanish speaking world [and possibly in Assad’s Syria] as no collateral —lend me the following— day. —|— If YOU are ROB SCHNEIDER in México, know this, the ultimate purpose of anyone asking for whatever it is that they are asking for [on a day like today]  is to never—ever—ever never: give it back…  and of course, as most guadalupanos know, an innocent dove [preferably white] is used as magic word [or defense argument] when those who got taken, for say a ride, demand that their property or goodwill  is  be given back . —||— Don’t believe this blog, but rumors going around the forum claim that both El Día de los Santos Inocentes, de los hispanos, and the April Fool’s Day, de los anglosajones, all stem from the Roman festival en honor a la  hilaridad [en su forma sustantiva, no en su forma verbal, eso sería algo así como SPIN]. Today then, for all intents and purposes is: HILARITY DAY, because in the Bilble a lot of babies already born got killed. TimeStamp:  one quarter to seven  one quarter to eleven a.m. in  on CET… PSA NEWS over in Washington, report that el WaPo* is hiring [apparently]… Sidedoor drop-in applications [solicitudes de empleo] al parecer, —are welcomed.

*  el WaPo is the Washington Post…
The backyard for politics,
or something like that.

The backyard for mutually assured destruction, on the other hand is a house divided between 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. [noreste de los EEUU], and Trump Tower on Mayor DiBlasio’s budgetary dime.

La comedia del botón, la del teléfono rojo, y por supuesto la del "beautiful" twitter. —|— Uso justo del Muro en el llamado Kennedy Center.

La comedia del botón, la del teléfono rojo, y por supuesto la del “beautiful” twitter. —|— Uso justo del Muro en el llamado Kennedy Center.

earlier on the CSPAN-8 broadcast:

The quest for superstition… a musical.

In another alternate universe… Ziggy Stardust was conducting cast-callings. For additional roles and information, please visit writing prompts on Reddit, and then view the final rendition on the Huff-Wa-Po-Breibart_show… ¡y que viva CÑN!!! | Uso justo de los breaking news.

In another alternate universe… Ziggy Stardust was conducting cast-callings.   —|—  For additional roles and information, please visit writing prompts on reddit . com /r / WritingPrompts; and then, go view the final rendition on the Huff-Wa-Po-Breibart_show on your choice for morning show. —||— ¡y que viva CÑN!!! —|||— Uso justo de los breaking news.