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Florence Cassez Strikes A-Gain 🖖 Mano Manu

Tommy Thom, Baby Small and middle-of-the-road tactial members del Club de La Mano Pachona; Pointer, Tall, and Ringo… meet our Muppets syndic Mano Manu and his wife Mais-non Mais-non.

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https ://www .politico .eu /un-doigt-coupe-a-ete-envoye-au-domicile-de-macron-selon-le-procureur

And Starring As Thom Hanks, el présidente Macron.

 

Ladies in Gemini, with the annual mandatory vacations at France Public Radio and the on-going Hollywood Land strike, Öüï the staff have no other course of action than to look up into the dark sky and, watch the Zodíacos do their thing in the confines of, The motherfucking Twilight Zone.

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But first, Eye wants to touch base with Marie-Louise’s coke, Eye has some weed, perhaps Öüï could roll a primo. It’s a push–pull kind of high, or 👇 if youse know what Eye means. Personally, They say that Frosted Flakes is where it’s At, Beck.

At the same time, but in another institute, other pendejadas were taking over the stage. I mean, how can I compete with those three little witches? They are fucking adorable you son of a bitch, —but not in a Donald Trump/Ivanka way, o.Kay?

³~. July 12, 2023, @AsvazadourianJP… say hello to Diego, nice Pussy you’ve got there J-P.
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Must be the season of the Witch, pues, mister Embajador Azvazadourian.

Marie-Ange continues:
Dans le jardin des Halles, il y a une vieille dame effrontée et facétieuse, Marie-Louise, je la connais bien. Elle verse son rouge dans une bouteille de Coca, goguenarde : « les passants sont plus gentils », dit-elle. Je les croise souvent, elle et son « Coca ». Par un jour lumineux, je la sens inquiète. Après plusieurs hospitalisations suivies de mises à l’abri temporaires en maison de repos dans la région parisienne, les services sociaux lui proposent un hébergement, loin, du côté de Compiègne, le transfert est imminent. Entre inquiétude et soulagement, elle a sur elle les photos du lieu, une grande bâtisse dans un parc. C’est majestueux, il y a de l’espace, mais que deviendra sa vie sans son « Coca » et le secteur des Halles, qu’elle écume mollement pour répondre aux besoins du jour. Dernier échange, havre, liberté, perte d’autonomie, je ne sais, l’histoire s’arrête.

BREAKING KNEWS… wait for’Em#

Ladies in Gemini, as the good mechanic in the Role of a Life Time in the Asteroid City quadrant of our Milky Way Galaxy, “Évry thing is connected but nothing is working”, JUANITO GUANAVACOA is projecting his “estado fallido”, ahora hasta con MOTONETOS, and considering that it was with “motorcycles” that Juanito Belmont “alias” Guanavacoa started his career as a goon for old CHARROS in Mexico it’s not unusal that he gets a FRENCH RETIREMENT and a performers VISApaid for by that FRENCH “I.V.A.” and Euro-taxes.

MORALEJA, Excellentissime ambassadeur, and to quote McCartney’s lyrics, “no es lo mismo, no seas mamun-IA, que AI-mamón”:

The next time you see L.A. raincloudsDon’t complain it rains for you and Mí.

Dear, Senator McCaskill… Jesús, that motherfucker, was a Communist.

Los hilos de Sasha. The Devil is in the Mephistopheles de Los Zodíaco en Cuernavaca, Botzaris…

It’s Primetime in Hilo, Hawaii, where thee Da Vinci Moon 🌙 has nothing to do with Florence, even though Vinci is, as Toscanini knows, in Toscana and Florence, as the BENDITA agence france presse knows, will forever be tied to G.G. Luna en Nueva York, New York.

Great 🦈 White goes here…
Sirens who know

Afterglow… never mind them daft punks with the Helmet, they drink Mimosas for breakfast.

Know that IT!,
Is an Amazon’s favorite.

Here are the spirits that youse gonna need, Issy, wüėrã…youse gonna need a Hurricane Glass:

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1 oz. (30ml) Spiced Rum 🏴‍☠️
2 oz. (60ml) Blue Curacao 🇨🇼
4 oz. (120ml) Pineapple 🍍 Juice
Splash Ginger 🫚 Beer 🍺
Garnish: Pineapple 🍍 Leaves/Cherry 🍒

‘member now, Claire, Jésus owes mi Five bucks… and that’s the thing about Scripture, it has no PRIME numbers in its para-bolas. It’s the top of The First, and Nicolle Wallace has not even screamed at the Teleprompter to, “delete” its Twitter™️™️™️ account.

¿Alfonsina?… Eye never paid-her them Five bucks that she lent, Mí. Dommage.

 

After Dawn makes her orbit, it’s another edition of our femina section, “Viejas Feas!”, in the meantime, here’s Claire and friends, featuring Katie Phangs and Katty Kay.

Ibid.

Twenty-four — Reefer Madness with Denisa Kerschovas — Part FO’

Being for the benefit of Morning Starr… Baguette bitches! Baguette 🥁. And, GO’ill de Niza, I am not being facetious nor Hyper-diaBolic when Eye Tell Ewe that i practically dwell in a “niggaloo”, but that is only because French ex-president François Hollande and his Barcelonnette crew designed the cardboards.

 

🤸🏻‍♀️  https ://edition .cnn .com /travel /article /travel-warnings-other-countries-us-violence /index .html

“God Bless, the U.S.A.”
Sincerely, Lucifer (a.K.a) “el diablito”
…🏀 now get off my fucking YARD.

🤸🏻‍♀️ https ://www .bbc .com /news /world–us /two-texas-cheerleaders-shot-after-one-gets-into-wrong-car

🎶 Oh, Mickey you’re so fine
Youse SoFYNE Ewe BLOW MY MIND,
—Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey.

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Ruby Thursday, because Tuesday’s gone… and how about The Rust on that set, —eh? “Pleased to meet, you. Hope you‘ve guess my name.” Eye did warn you about “Drawing the line ».  Here is the arrow ⬆️.

Previously on, —a New Edition… today we find La Kerschovas pissing along with The Tasmanian Devil in Australia on the Trail of the 🇨🇦 Chaffey brothers who after snatching the Fountain ⛲ from the Californios in Kukamonga left to found the settlements of Mildura, and Renmark, Australia… those motherfuckers.

“So it goes… ». God bless The USA.

But first, we switch it over to Niggaloo Reef… er, where a hybrid Eclipse just served as The Great Gig in The Sky, it was really nothing more than them Venn Diagrams that I have been writing about for the past six or seven years.

Of course, MONEY is also a track on this jam, and on today’s edition of AUSTRALIA IS THE ENEMY, them Aussie’s are doubling-down on their government’s travel advice to The United States, in América.

It used to be, as early as the month of January, just two and a half months ago, that Australian travel advisories to The United States, in América, used to note to their ex-con citizenry that “NRA sponsored Gun Violence” usually left tourists alone, but now those same ex-con government officials in Perth, have updated their warnings to include car rental car-renting tourists on account of the recent spike in murders on driveways and Shopping Center PARKING LOTS.

https ://www .urbandictionary .com /define.php?term = Niggaloo

And, Eye quotes:

Yheeeeea, Bark at The Moon… Um-uh, um-uh, —yeah. Bark at The Moon. Ah-uuuuui!

The Other Side of El Mundo de Le Monde

Pineapple Express News presents: it’s the  4/20 edition 2023, the dawn of the 6th Republic in France.

 

Synopsis : Charly Brigante walks into the Pôle-Emploi, at the C.V. island Saso Porcel is looking for ‘chamba’ sin ganas de encontrarla, Benny Blanco is waiting in cue and Florence Cassez is wondering if her Pôle-Emploi royalties are going to transfer to the new France-Travail.

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https ://www .lexpress .fr /economie /emploi/droit-travail /france-travail-qui-remplace-pole-emploi-quest-ce-qui-va-changer

Henri-Laine Wilson part tú — Duro A La Baila (1992) Mercury Records 🇲🇽

¡Gloria dioS a’llahs Alturas!!!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /musique-matin /la-matinale-avec-la-mezzo-soprano-joyce-didonato -7221139

Fuck the “mezzo-Soprano” and her “Au Pied de Cochon” mafia at LA Maison de l’Amérique latine, IT!, motherfuckers, AIN’T OVER UNTIL PHAT BASTERD’ SINGS!

BREAKING:

Casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y Guanaceví… no such thing as a town named COYAME.

Hilo, Hawaii_ 22 de febrero… Cosmic Impacts, S19-EP 6, COSMIC IMPACTS (en San José de Las Panochas).

🪶 1746: en la provincia de Sonora–Sinaloa, los apaches saquean la hacienda de Tehuachi, perteneciente al gobernador 🇪🇸 Agustín de Vildósola.

URBANUS Primero, en Musique matinée was defrocked by GRABIELA³ Olivera de Guaymas.

—1822: Se instala en Arizpe, Sonora, la Diputación Provincial de Sonora y Sinaloa.

“The Earth is round”, says the Tortilla de Israel.

³~. GRAbiela es el nombre que más odio en una dama.

Florence Cassez smells like 💩 & 💐

All hail la Sacré Vache: O’va Lie-Oval Aï 🐂

Saint-Jean-de-Luz (Pyrénnés-Atlantiques)_ 🔪 “A Spanish lesson was in the course, L’impératrice suggests on Radio Musique de La Franche, to… and Eye quotes, “cherchez la femme », Pap N-di-Aye is at the scene, Pap N-di-Aye commands to … and Eye quotes, “round up the usual suspects ».

One thing is for certain, ³GRABIELA Olivera de Guaymas, “la barca d’Oro” se torna en una Cruz de Olvido cuando no se factura… but alas² one has to be como el “ganado” Cara Blanca de Limousine in Order to make that facture… unless you work “in the BLACK”, because if you work in the BLACK, then the comité olímpico can expedite your little pink faggety card-de-sejour. That, and one also gets un pantalón de 30 pesos.

Breaking the news: La délice du Ministère est déshabillé

In Hollywood land, it’s The Triumph of The Automatons, starring Denisa Kerschovas 🦎

But first, it’s Phat Basterd’ dans le courtage, check it out:

Write me a postcard – drop me a line …

Mr. Poisson, i don’t select the news, nor the cycles, not even the events. After the break i promise that i will never mention your ShitBag™ again, but in the next 36 hours or so, i will try to explain to you how the little mermaid got into this blog.

And then you can do what French people do.

Glass Onion meets Layers Cake…

 

And in Palestine, OhHi, Oh… Train Derailment Units are measured in optimism snapshots on the Morning Mika Sho’… The Hace of ♠️’s, la ache es muda.

With this in mind… Mr. Poisson 🐟, the last time you pointed your camera 🤳 at me… your excellency wanted to know what your little princess identification card was doing in my prefecture “sleep-cover” folder 📁 at the Prefecture.

Answer:

It’s rather really simple, and never mind that from Day One of the French Talents and Skills Visa (Dec. 2010) a certain Nice address that you might know was used as, shall we say, ‘the anchoring’ address to secure A CERTAIN “six-year investigative project” orbiting around, The Year of Mexico in France; Mexicans in France, and/or Mexican corruption in Europe; and the monitoring of a then triple presidential process, which as you might remember in 2012, lined up France (Hollande), U.S. (Obama) and, Them (El P.R.I. in Mexico).

∴ underneath those pillars ∴, I had already cemented a foundation, which in 2017 culminated, or rather coincided with, the announcement of the start of the journalistic and publishing career of one of the main characters in my investigation, and no, Mr. Poisson, it is not Johanne of whom I am referring to, but rather, —Florence Cassez.

Any how…

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_ by the time Öüï got to Jurançon (Eye forgot the year) the man ∧and/or∨ woman in charge of Stephanie Menou’s chain-of-command at the préfecture Cité had already sealed my fate for that September day of 2014…

∧ if ∧ only if 

You remember September, love… You would not have been in this picture 🖼️ BUT FOR the fact that it was you who insisted that our correspondence (from me to you, and viceversa) be turned over for review by ‘the reviewing’ authorities at the Dépôt section of the Ministry of The Interior at Cité.

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lest you forget, it was also you, love, who insisted that “we” should forget about the first (of several) 60-day notice to appeal the dépôt section’s décision, in lieu of what Bruno³ recommended as a recourse, after his superior offered you an apology in the hallway outside of the dépôt section employee’s doorway.

³~. … hacer un, ¿cómo se DiCheee, cómo se DiCheee? You know, that sort of contract concluded between two physical persons who have reached the age of majority, for the purposes of organizing their life in common.

And finally, Mr. Poisson, there was a time-period between 2012 and 2013, when yours truly, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, had the means, the opportunity and, the resources, which is not the same as ‘the means’, to move-out and conduct my research outside of your precious Octopus Garden (sort of speak), but you are not going to believe who developed a case of “you can’t move-out, love! There are way to many nymphos at Jour-et-Nuit!”… and isn’t that ironic 😼, my dear Titus?

Haderslev, Denmark. AS3_ From the Vikingos who brought you “The Little Mermaid” and “Only a Fiddler would say that to Neptune », comes the story of Your Cheese ain’t Shit, —en Venezia! It’s TROU 🕳️, ask, “il Capone de la mafia”, it’s right there in them Ombres G tracks from Madrid, if Ewe should need directions ask Burt Lancaster, he knows how to get to Rome from Antony.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki ~ wiki /The_🐧_New_Clothes

🧭 “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is based on a true Folk Tale, the names of las ⚽ putas ⚽ however, have been changed in Order to protect 🇧🇷 Progreso.

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∴ ; ∧ for the record:

It takes Tú to be in ❣️ Solitaire ♠️… unless youse like “Rainman”.

∧ here is “Y”.

A Moor Es Perros and a road trip song

Have a Nice weekend:

The following is a kind reminder that tomorrow is Kill A Jew observation THEY, and that today at La Rue Des Bourdonnais, it’s International Solidarity Day.

— 1564 – The Council of Trent establishes an official distinction between 🇻🇦 Roman Catholicism and 🤐 Protestantism.

— 2023 – A rash of fundamentalists attacks en contra de la 🇫🇷 Catholique church sparks a mass apostasy that can only be described as a suplex on the Ex-Comunicado powers vested by Chuy to Peter who then transmitted said superpower to the 🇻🇦 Pope in 🇮🇹 Rome.

Give a bum a doughnut, or deliver that fucker an Abrams crew, fuck the tank! This war needs IMPROV, not a fucking jam!

Especially one, with the monopoly of conformity… Get It While You Can!

La desfachates de Belmont follows:

Fuck Ewe RFPP dot co-opt

To celebrate the commemoration… Uncle Sam is sending 31 Abrams to E°UR°opa, but that’s only because Eye is 32º Flavas, and then some, Eye told y’all that Eye was a spearhead.

Encontramos a La Kerschovas, ahora en Gambetta, haciéndola de Charlie Chaplin en 🇧🇷 Portugués al lado de unas 🚇 Candilejas con Roberto ⚽ Carlos, quién por supuesto, María 🇲🇽 Hinojosa 🇺🇸, “usted no me lo va a creer”, pero el cacharro de Roberto 🎤 Carlos levanta más 🇨🇦 minas que sus Mercedes en el garaje de Vicky Carr.

The Tanker’s Creed… Can’t have a Ballroom Blitz without Em#, eh! 💃🏻

¡Total! If you need the reference for the Ferraris and the Jaguars at la Place des Vosges, ask Dr. Poisson, she held the door as I performed the operación.

TROU 🕳️ STORY… and it was all caught on tape 📼.

— 1942 – World War II: The first United States forces arrive in Europe, landing in Northern 🇬🇧 Ireland.

But first, Öüï now continue with a road 🛣️ trip from Nice to Perpignan and up to un Île 🦪 llamada d’Oléron 🦪 en Saint-Georges 🦪, o algo así, 🥐 Poitiers was on the way, but then so was a place named after the Spirit of Cognac 🥃… and that’s no lie.

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— 1915 – The Rocky Mountain National Park is established by an act of the U.S. Congress.

… I’ll follow you down, but not that far.

Ladies in Gemini, Sugar Ray is at Ringside

FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE… You’ll be brain dead, too.

Gutfeld got ran over by a reindeer.

Laura Ingraham is in The Belly of The Breast Beast Mattress SALE Event concession stand; D.A.R.E., you May Find the Best SHEETS.

Sheets only available in White.

Sugar Ray Leonard and Evander Holyfield star as “The Colored Girls”, Tú Tu Du —DO.

La Banda de Los Zodiaco will begin at { Ten to Six } read the NATIONAL Prayer: Santa Cassez.

 

Sheets only available in White… Louisiana Zydeco.

 

Take a walk on the Wild Side 🏌🏾

“This could be the beginning of a beautiful Vernissage »

Jour et Nuit…

Artificial Intelligence Free… Our Snapshots are free-range. In this frame: La Musa de Tizoc Infante.

We interrupt this farewell to bring you the latest on Ringo STARR’s missing chair. It turns out that George “it’s always the quiet one” Harrison sold the artifact to Robert Plant, Who in turn lost it on a wager at The Needles in VEGA’s.

Nice, we’ll always have Vega, I’m SiRIUS and you are not.

Any how, the effects were immediate but it was not as if SciencesPo incomunicado Donald Morrison y “su cosa loca” about the death of French culture, did not foretold this week in the French Presse, heck, the Sign–Off of Jan de La Ville Net from France Culture was coordinated, media wise, just as Rosecrans Baldwin had illustrated in his book about Parisian real estate agents, and how they love to test the matelas for “bounciness”.

Sisyphus may have cheated death, but not The Taxman. With them lines in mind, “let Mi, tell Ewe, how it will be”.

That’s Why goD made the Beach Boys 📻.

— There’s one of SIXTO’S frames for Le Monde nº 24143 , Samedi 20 AOUT 2022. Sixto is like Bob Dylan without the Old Gringo Desperado look {or} in Tamaulipas, he could pass for a Chilango postizo such as Amandititititita’s dad, El Sacerdote Rupestre… nada que ver with The American Priest in Paris.

Don’t Tread on Flo’… In Local news at proceso news network, the Irony is lost en El Montaje de la série El Caso Florence Cassez y LOS ZODIACO.

— Nineteen from Madison Ave., for Le Figaro , nº 24264: I Am 32 Flavors, and then some, ISSY! Ou-ou Ou-ou—OU, qué feo estás.

[Supporting video evidence of Sisyphus at the Jan de Ville Net farewell Bach Canal …

 

goes here.]

— Somewhere in the middle is the portrait of the PERFECT American, according to some chick named Jan Juego Verde (in pink), “Elvis Presley et le cinéma” on Ediciones ROUGE profond. 2021_Aix-en-Provincia, or Something like that.

To Sit and Let Rest

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Crash — In Hilo, Hawaii, the Janes remain the same

Producciones An American Priest in Paris y La Embajada de El Perú en el 106.3 fm de la Fréquence Paris Plurielle, presents:

 

In Paris, France, it’s the FO’ist They of the A.J.V. Era†

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name 💅🏻

The Mic 🎙️ on the Jane 🧜‍♀️

 

Play it again, Luc… of all the dirty joints in the world she had to walk into mine. †~. After Jane Villenet.

 

Say what you will, but during the lapsus of this trip I have had the opportunity to see many, many, Many things, last night for instance Eye witnessed how Jan de La Ville Net turned into a 45 rpm on the fm (Farm Road) dial in Paris, Texas. And not to be outdone by the Saturday morning Car Tunes, Madame Hidalgo opened up the Canal San Martín for all to bathe, and because on this trip I too had the opportunity to walk on that very canal, just a few years ago when it was drained, I can vouch that The WaWa is clean… all of the bodies were removed.

In the frame below, Katie Thang reviews Last Week To They beginning with last night Bach Canal marking Jan de La Villenet farewell session as a DJ.:

Jane “Hot Lips” 👄 de La Ville Net. It’s the One Eyed Monster, dear. It wants his monocle back.

 

Ahora sí, “that’s all, Volks! ».

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Moovin’ on — Sous les jupons de morena’s mantas in La France

Hey, Ali Vittalli… Eye can see ALASKA from Maison Blanche, M-7, Paris.

Symbols matter Brewster-Boy 🏀

 

Terminology is important, and with that in mind, “My Adidas” have nothing to do with your PUMA, and even less with Lithuania.

Se Volaron A Voltaire, y ahora quieren el Champiñón de Montesquieu.

With that in mind, Igor, here’s the context of the MANTAS that Eye will be “covering*” in the next 36 hours.

https ://en .wiktionary .org /wiki /narcomanta

*~. Encobijado, not to be confused with an , “en sarapado”.

But first, Mika. It turns out she’s Dodger curious and this is the cue to get back to the ClassRoom.

She’s a Pole Dancer on the weekends…

Buzzfeed presents, a captive audience and Steaks from midnight until 4 am in the Mañana, güera.

This is, Smoking In The Boys Room… a look back and here is why, because the month of August is Virgo’s call, on « The Re-Runs » in France, nobody works en el mes de Augusto, starring “el ratón Miguelito”.

Across from Del Río, una manta con “no hay moreno† que resista un cañonazo de 50,000 vernissages en Paris, Francia… y menos una pinche silla de “conferencista” ».

moreno adj. Partidario del partido de Ándres Manuel López Obrador… as in:

Previously on Jesus on Safari, El Chuy hooks up with a Swedish meatball maker at IKEA (France) and tests drives a SAAB, in the frame, Jesus handles a “Bofors Dynamics” 84 mm (3.31 in) unguided, man-portable, disposable single-shot, shoulder-fired smoothbore recoilless AT-4.

Georgina Moreno es morenista y le gusta el hummus, lo hace con estiércol Bio de Florence Cassez, francesa en “vacaciones del Pôle Emploi» y víctima en Cuernavaca, Morelos, México, del tráfico de MANTAS con ISRAEL.

 

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