It’s Just A Hand In The Bush
I’ll see you on the other side, in the mean time Bark at The Moon, Susan Page… howl, bitch, —howl.
Biggest Tent 🎪 Pole in Texas… everything is bigger in Texas, which is why OZZY pissed on their fucking relics… and then he bit the head off BATMAM while skateboarding.
I am so tired… Susan Page’s favorita en el repertorio from The Blizzard of Ozz. USA to they.
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Being for the benefit of Morning Starr… Baguette bitches! Baguette 🥁. And, GO’ill de Niza, I am not being facetious nor Hyper-diaBolic when Eye Tell Ewe that i practically dwell in a “niggaloo”, but that is only because French ex-president François Hollande and his Barcelonnette crew designed the cardboards.
🤸🏻♀️ https ://edition .cnn .com /travel /article /travel-warnings-other-countries-us-violence /index .html
“God Bless, the U.S.A.”
Sincerely, Lucifer (a.K.a) “el diablito”
…🏀 now get off my fucking YARD.
🤸🏻♀️ https ://www .bbc .com /news /world–us /two-texas-cheerleaders-shot-after-one-gets-into-wrong-car
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Ruby Thursday, because Tuesday’s gone… and how about The Rust on that set, —eh? “Pleased to meet, you. Hope you‘ve guess my name.” Eye did warn you about “Drawing the line ». Here is the arrow ⬆️.
Previously on, —a New Edition… today we find La Kerschovas pissing along with The Tasmanian Devil in Australia on the Trail of the 🇨🇦 Chaffey brothers who after snatching the Fountain ⛲ from the Californios in Kukamonga left to found the settlements of Mildura, and Renmark, Australia… those motherfuckers.
“So it goes… ». God bless The USA.
But first, we switch it over to Niggaloo Reef… er, where a hybrid Eclipse just served as The Great Gig in The Sky, it was really nothing more than them Venn Diagrams that I have been writing about for the past six or seven years.
Of course, MONEY is also a track on this jam, and on today’s edition of AUSTRALIA IS THE ENEMY, them Aussie’s are doubling-down on their government’s travel advice to The United States, in América.
It used to be, as early as the month of January, just two and a half months ago, that Australian travel advisories to The United States, in América, used to note to their ex-con citizenry that “NRA sponsored Gun Violence” usually left tourists alone, but now those same ex-con government officials in Perth, have updated their warnings to include car rental car-renting tourists on account of the recent spike in murders on driveways and Shopping Center PARKING LOTS.
https ://www .urbandictionary .com /define.php?term = Niggaloo
And, Eye quotes:
Yheeeeea, Bark at The Moon… Um-uh, um-uh, —yeah. Bark at The Moon. Ah-uuuuui!
The Other Side of El Mundo de Le Monde
Pineapple Express News presents: it’s the 4/20 edition 2023, the dawn of the 6th Republic in France.
Synopsis : Charly Brigante walks into the Pôle-Emploi, at the C.V. island Saso Porcel is looking for ‘chamba’ sin ganas de encontrarla, Benny Blanco is waiting in cue and Florence Cassez is wondering if her Pôle-Emploi royalties are going to transfer to the new France-Travail.
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https ://www .lexpress .fr /economie /emploi/droit-travail /france-travail-qui-remplace-pole-emploi-quest-ce-qui-va-changer
I am going to take break now, see you 🙈 when I see you 🙉.
2013 – 2017… La desfachatez de los copetes d’esos BELMONT, false verse como “ANVERS” FRANCIA y COCAINE, ask Ozzy, Eric Clapton just bamboozled SHARON into “knot” believing in Jesus fucking Christ, for sakes cunt or some sort of Rosbif tradition learned from Molière en El Cervantino de, Duda Mel… Aunque Usted, —no lo crea.
Here’s Wizz Dom, fucker is from the Cetus barrio in the galaxy and Wizz Dom, a Phish, is guilty of pissing in the WaWa… Gordon Sullivan sent the Police, hilarity ensues when… Guy Cuevas confunde a Vagues con Vagos.
Santo… ¡Yo soy tu padre!… dice Blue Demon, Jr.
Mercredi de Addams… It’s a COVER with musical guest “siñor BeeKeeNee!!!
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/19 /cultura /familia-de-carlos-colorado-gana-el-nombre-de-sonora-santanera-tras-20-anos/
Live, from La Catedral de La Lucha Libre en la Maub de Vilma Fuentes (madame Fuentes is juarense) it’s a Cover of El Santo contra las momias de La Préfectura de Cité, en Paname, it’s El Santo’s birthday, INNO! NO ESTAMOS HABLANDO de su padre, si no más bien del Hijo, que también es licenciado en communication… Bola De Putos!
Note to my current girlfriend Nathalie Piolé :
Listen, Babe, don’t wait for Mí, this Guy, fell in a Cueva and Eye is going to get that Güey out through La Barranca… del Cobre.
For context, no es lo mismo ni mucho menos es igual, pero por ‘AY va… Unfortunately for Nora Patricia Jara at “Antena Radio” in ChilangoLandia, this blog is not appropriate enough to get into a ROLLO about “cumbias” at the Préfecture de Cité and the conflict of interests en Dolores… de Madame Hidalgo.
With All Due Respect: Dolores en Paris… [Y] Lola, Lolita… Welcome to Juaritos, en MONTREUIL-S/Bois C.2011 AD. Freddy Cats is the Master of Ceremonies… ask THE CHOLOS at BOTZARIS and Juanito Guanavacoa for references.
Good luck to the Republican Party… Make Hitler Great Again.
Le siècle des dictateurs
Fuck it, let it all burn.
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[Pachuco music goes here]… “Chicanos” need not apply… Because you sure as fuck can’t vote, –what, “SELENA” was out in Full Moon glory?
Deer, Karen Scarborough, please inform your wife, Chonito Brzezinski that Öüï noticed how she just couldn’t let Mí, “Bark at The Moon” with Judge Perro… Judge Pirro. What? You gonna claim that it was a Total Eclipse of The Alamo, and so you just had to binge Watch Sharon exploit the Ozzy man, Man‽.
And, Congressperson O’Rourke, this is what your minions at The Cotton Hall in the Miner Village never quite got about the S-T-E-P-s of “chihuahuita”, aka —brUTEP Central.
And, Beto, this blog ain’t big enough for me to play the drums with, but as sure as Robert Rodriguez is not considered a “Mexican” by Mexican brat* and Once TV producer, Emilio Maillé (connection to Mexican Embassy in France)
“Take it away, Flaco!” 🪗 to the swinging gallop of Johnny Canales, —ese.
I will bet you the IBERDROLA Advertorial on Cerf-panthére’s horoscope page, that the BFM USA expert and that frog Brianna on France24 are going to whipout the ‘Ol classic “Mexican Catholic/conservative” bullshit to explain Houston.
Still to come, The Battle of The Econo Babes, get that blonde off the set!
Don’t Worry About Me (Ramones)
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Eye’ll Bee D.A.R.E For Ewe (Bon Jovi)
³~. It’s like hooked on phonics for white people who can’t understand Eubonics and/or Jive Talk.
Showtime at The Apollo, 3éme Arrondissement, 75000—CEDEX via Orly-sur-Rungis.
But first, Sam Stein is so 2016… and Ugly Mexicans still don’t give a Flying Circus because LOKI, Jon Meachum, LOKI is the only thing that matters at Buzzfeed. Eddie Gloude reconstructs “My Nigga’s in Paris” and Eye swear that Armando Segovia, that’s Mí, is knot making this shit up…
at the close of this segment, no word if North, Saint, Chicago or, Psalm WEST made the game… Goooooooo, Bostonnes!
https ://nypost .com /2022/06/12 /ozzy-osbourne-to-undergo-possibly-life-altering-surgery/
So Tired follows, and Willie Geist does not approve, and here is why:
https ://www .youtube .com/watch? v=2j3kF2EexDo
Deer, Dr. Kenji* on the Willie Geist Show, coincidentally, do you think that the Jay-Z and his baby daughter at the NBA Finals clip after the Eddie Gloude Junior ‘re-construction’ segment was like Providence in Rhode Island?… Let’s ask “shifty the impregnator”.
Because Willie Geist hates Bone Movies… if he is not the star of the tube, or maybe it’s because ‘that guy’ from the All In Show, a friend of ‘the’ Hamilton… the son-of-a-bitch dared to call the moon a dead Rock in the sky, —or something like that.
Lost Faith Emergency Caps:
https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/08/21 /ozzy-deserves-restitution/
After the break, it’s “Cousin Joe got ran over by a CRAZY TRAIN” and the War Pigs are about to take the power, it’s August of 2017, and the deplorables were just a figment of the FBI’s imagination.
Whoof, whoof, guau/guau, whoooof!
… [A]nd the phat cats at the Rainbow Niche went:
— Miau?
And The Intrepid Teeny Tiny Cat (accept no re-prints and/or forgeries) purrrrrrrr-Ed.: he said, That he Wants A Bucket of CHICKEN, first, period!
Deer, Brian Williams, you feral puss, the phrase that you deflated on the Third Quarter of your transmission was: they went off-the-Rails of a Crazy Train.
Now go get Sharon Osborne “cholo-gardening” team to the Maiden Voyagers… and if you can distinguish between The Alamos and Los Olmos, then you also know how to distinguish between a Dove and a Bat… so don’t get caught being the Last In Line, on account that Öüï knows From-The-FO’ist Time—From The 1st Time, BriWi, if youse Evo or The Vaina…. “Feeling lucky, Punk*?”
President Joe crosses The AXI[O]S and swings on le pen!!! Oh—The Humanityyyyyyy!!!!
… in our little hide-a-güey beneath La Seine .:. DFB1C934-FD37-4A23-9863-B6F9E4E9BBE1 🐙 🎶 Ahh-ah ahh-ah Ahh– Ahh A.
While that ink dries, we switch it over to the classified ads; page 46, REAL ESTATE with Katy Kay.
… [A]nd Willie Geist, before i switch IT!, over to a Mexican Radio and the Evil “Chivo” Anagram–ah Gah-ma Rah-ma –mah, —ANA! I’m going to show Mr. Kevin Williamson at The National Review how to properly, and by-the-numbers, show your motherfucking WO’ik On the Run, on the run Willie Geist, on the run 🐐.
Indeed, Mr. Williamson, in•deed. You didn’t think that Öüï was going to Put On a Pair… of jeans, just out of the Blue. Of course Knot—you foo’, i actually been to Nîmes and that’s why that one time when we never met, and you didn’t ask: hey, numb nuts! Where you coming from? Eye never winked at yo’Sorry ass, “De Nîmes–es, ese ». De Nîm es, get it?
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Chewin’ Chocolate, Mascando Bubble-gum, Eating Cake and, SKIPPING like a giddy 46th Vice-President of The United States of América.
Did you know that it was the Very French who invented The Jean Genie? It’s TROU!!! And then like Evry thing in France it was turned into a motherfucking Dish. 🍔 5D0EDC4F-EDCD-4C54-B4EA-0DF0F0CDA1B2 👖
* Must squint eyes like Raquelito on the Rachel Maddow Show, because Evry body wants to play it Left Hand (Luke)… “Like some KAT from Japan”, FROM JAPAN! Willie Geist, from Japan.
Fwd: Yannick ALLAIN—Chef de la section rédaction du 11éme Bureau Bcc: 6éme et 7éme Bureau de la prefectura de París, en la Île-de-Cité; 75004.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_France
En Francia, los franceses hoy celebran el Día Internacional de la Libertad de Expresión and because we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] seen the immediate aftermath, or could physically touch persons affected by at least EIGHT of the 33 known terrorist attacks of the Second decade of the 21st Century on French soil, —we covered it.
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Goo’Day! Today is Tuesday, January the 7th and America’s Faith (no more) is Falling to Pieces after that D.umb A.ss T.anker, Mike Pompeo (a disgrace to Distinguished Armor Technicians) sold Magic D.U.S.T. to “the americans” as a strategy to divert the attention of sycophant Senator Marco Rubio (R–FL) and other Vladimir Putin american allies.
Dear, Katty Kay .:. 3629F68B-6BB9-453B-B877-DE48ABF8BFF7 👌🏽 Un Tango en milonga “It’s never enough”, period 🤘🏽And, Cousin Joe, get your OWN quotes, ya’Bum. Por Ejemplo, Willie Geist: Don’t call it a comeback, Bernie was never Gone; Witt Kasie, Sanders’ Strikes Back, —motherfuckeeers!— Lightning Bolt Optional. ✍🏽 Any güey Kasie D.C., bee careful, bee vegüi, vegüi CAREFUL, Eye has it on good authority that Cousin Joe eats babies, furtherMOORE, he relies on Michael (Steele) to bamboozle MorJo Boomers.
In other news, Ozzy Osbourne walked on the Yellow Brick Road, and then he watered the Rats at The Alamo. VIVA OZZY, fuck his stupid dumb wife…
Sincerely: IRON MAIDEN
Episode Önë: She turned in a Martian .:. CED53404-8F33-4936-8BBA-9EEC7461A54F -_•!•_- All that Cousin Joe could see, was how “chunky” Baby Martian was… musical guest: The Misfits.
and in Washington, Cousin Joe is blowing a fuse and the Alabama country LAWyer is taking it out on the lovely Mika and po’Boy Willie Geist, stand-down Blind-Boy!!! —_•!•_— EYE said, “Stand Down,” boy!
“… or at least a Virgin* sacrifice during today’s Total eclipse of The Sun.
* Virgin must come from the new pledges of the sorority house at The Daughters of The Republic of Texas; and not from any of the Virgin™ houses of Sir Richard Branson©, despite the brand —don Calderón [Paco—one_each]— in that House there is not one Cherry left.
Reuters via Reddit… Context is in development; when we return, aftter the Cookie Consent is removed, we visit one of the Original Outlaws, Kris Kristofferson, for an exclusive on The Diamond Rhodes Connection. Plus we [the staff] reminisce reminisce about them big ol’ blue Texas skies with Randi… And no Rachel, not the great Ax Slinger, but your ex coworker at Air America. So, do Stick Around.
“Yeeeaahhhhhhhh BARK AT THE MOON”.
TimeStamp: 1200 hrs. CET.
Remember LA FUENTE:
… and Bark they did. Over in Washington, el WaPo Bob Costa was said to have been under a desk; his own words —not ours— to Cousin Joe.
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Ozzy Osburne: ORINANDO CON EL DIABLO… Vía: http ://ultimateclassicrock .com /ozzy-osbourne-alamo-urinate/
2. →→→ Hey Catherine, flow this way:
Sure, it’s not Lexis-Nexis, will give Catherine Rampell (of WaPo fame) that; but you know what dear, Everybody knows that Buzzfeed would not survive a day without the “the frontpage of the Internet: Reddit”… and they know it.
TimeStamp: 2200 hrs. CET…
Technical difficulties and a now chronic case of sleep deprivation prevented us from putting to rest the issue of controversial statues —and the people—who venerate them. TimeNow is 1000hrs in Tuesday morning CET, and since our last posting more controversial statues around The Globe, have been toppled. Por enemplo Raquelito, in The Ukraine, all of Lenin in bronze collections, are no more…
In this time lapse, The Rachel Maddow Show had a special encore presentation (must have been the MoonRays) and President Trump unvieled his new policy for Afghanistan; in the process, N°. 45 managed to unequivocally insult the Pakistani’s (and their civilization) and just for shit’s & giggles, a big chunk of the electorate in Phoenix, Arizona. —_— Fair use of The Brit’s and their ‘Independent’.
… after a quick visit to the local ‘nut house’ at Sainte-Anne Centre Hospitalière, and a quick “unauthorized” snapshot of our daily sanity (intake)dosage, we [the staff] will bring you the rest of the Kriss Kristopperson and The Rachel Maddow Show’s (benign) connection as it relates to the symbols of hate and prejudice that remain standing across The Globe… Musical guest: The Black Crows.
Unauthorized snapshot —from the collection “The Street is my Gallery”… Data on the Red Pill follows… <<Addiction>> by Salin Erik, object in Resin.