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Absolutely No Christmas Parallelisms (All owed)

Merci Jean Noël. Somehow, all of the characters are coming together, —at last! And here is why, My Sweetest Darling, because now Öüï can start to benchmark mister Macron’s words in Mayotte, as compared to Mozambique.

But first, does anybody besides Jean-Noël remembers La Internacional Socialista? Enrique Peña Nieto does and if you want to know why Eye hates Christmas Time, it’s because Évry time that Manuel is on he reminds me of Fiber on Christmas Eve 💩…

any güey, Miguel Bose (don Diablo), yo no busco.

Tres Palabras : TPG… the perfect gift 🎁

 

What says Ewe, Mozi’, are Ewe 10,000 times up Shit’s Creek as compared to the colony next door? It doesn’t matter, Eye does knot select the nEWEs Cyclops, Öüï just turns those motherfuckers into The Whiter Shade of Pale, or something like that.

It’s a Freeform Festevus Feast. I’m having potato chips, how’s your clam?

Un auditeur donne son avis sur Manuel Valls en direct (France Inter – 24/12/2024, Joyeux Noël !)
byu/Fulguroblastor infrance

France Antenne : no filtre, no decaf.

A Tale of Two Women and then there’s “La Guadalupana in Paris³”

³~. Sandra Luprecio… nuestra señora de pederastas, narcos, y la élite mexicana en París… knot actually based on EMILY in Paris, but certainly in/on the sketch of CINDY “la regia”, o sea, —wey…

Previously on:

Shattered Glass… “[A]nd now you know, the rest of the story”.

Requiem for Polite Society, from a con:
To Theys word of the day is Orange
and the color to Match is French Representative
and honorary benevolence
at The Place Where
Évry body knows your name,
Maud Gatel.

If your name is Jim Vandehei, on Morning Joe: fuck you, fuck your AXIOS “bubbles”… “[A]nd I hope Öüï passed the audition.”

Ladies in Gemini…
simón³ que sí,
It’s time for PEDRO,
or as the Eye’talian Prime Minister
and, —sexual mint goddess
Georgia Meloni calls him,
“our pibe at The Vatican”:
FRANCISCO.

The F.B.I. is reaping what it sowed… Desdel Cielo, Masiosare de La Mar

Jabón del arrastrado agradecido and Waxing Gibbous 🌔 Solutions presents:

La Lupita sin Papas

Desdel Cielo una hermosa mañana… Úrsula!!! Cien Años.

And in México, in Mexico the C.I.A. stopped beating around the gobernadora and will be taking over the State Department (U.S. Embassy) in Polanco.

For the record, installing Ken Salazar as the middle “Henry Lane Wilson” man during a populist transformation was a clear transparency, not a contrast, as to how U.S. “progressives³” are so out of touch with their (yes, their) Operation Wetback.

³~.Progress if’s, and only ifs… The virgin comes from New Mexico.

But thank you for returning Santa Rosa de Lima and her one-arm baby Jesus, patron saint of hand-granade victims… apparently, anyhow.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

But seriously, mister Avocado Haass, remember the Chinese balloon incident of only a few news cycles ago? Well nevermind that shit,  “Ancient Aliens” is about to start a new franchise called “Current Intruders”.

And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.

Episode 4 … Sarah Silverman is Bukele’s³ Wife

Previously on, Resistiendo el presente (marzo, 2012)… it was the Rape of Audry Stupovski by El Morro, o algo así… but it’s ok because Audry is “European”. It’s in their contemporary diaries since the dialogues from the beginning of France 😈… as a matter of fact, the Very French have it under God’s authority that non-Europeans enjoy getting raped. Right now, the only non-Europeans that suffer when they get raped are of course the tribes of Israel.

“Palestineans‽”,  the Very French say, “fuck-em, fuck-€m in the ass”.

Have a nice quesadilla, Audrey Stupovski, and say hello to Denis Soula.

Stupovski is a tramp, that’s what all the Hungarians at the dinner at Eight said.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-02-juin-2024

Blue Demon was pimpin’ a white 3-piece eggshell white suit and his illigitimate masked bastard son was crashing a chair on the official poster (affiche en Francés) of the MAMP casi esquina con Longchamps (M-9 Iena, 1-e).

Fast-forward to June 2024 and for the first time since the 2nd Empire, Mexicans are voting for thier very future from FRANCE. What a motherfucking time to be alive, said Epigmenio González desde un calaboso en la hermana república de Las Filipinas.

Now for connectivity, hijos e hijas de la chingada, here is the source:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/06/02 /politica /long-lines-at-mexican-embassies-in-paris-and-madrid-to-cast-vote–

Courtesy of Tchétchènes who planned to rape Marianne… it’s Okay, Stephanie Menou, you just let Bruno’s chain of command at the Préfecture de Cité on Mí, and nevermind Mannheim, it will never happen at your den, Issy.

P is for Public

Jump to mañana, it’s Claudia’s time, so says the Poles at MSNBC, where Sam Stein turned into an ugly Mexican Punk on drums… badum~Tisch!

Say it ain’t so, Joe — Edelweiss meets the White Flower emoji

Here’s the play (in a Vin Scully voice ⚾)

https ://www. jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /editorial /eu-horror-carcelario

In local news down by The Seine, it’s “Deer Yoko”.

 La Barbie is going to Ukraine

It’s Black Flag fan 🪭 appreciation they but never mind that Punk d.a.r.e. because this is the bottom of Cool #9 and “If”, Satriani was shredding The Star Spangled Banner in the Key of Francis, Scott’s Dale in Arizona would do a reverse Phoenix and dry a river into ashes, or the Panama Canal into a little fucking Cargo 🚛 Trail.

At the concession Stand, it’s Black Boudin with pineapples from a can, and in Hilo, Hawaii… it’s chayote de Veracruz.

… and, Mara Gay, the cinnamon on the Boudin is essential, the pineapples… meh, a novelty; but The Onion 🧅, —the onion is family.

Sponsored by Vania.

No Avocado Haass needed… but Habenero! Habanero can’t be compromised, the chile 🌶️ is in the picture

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /economia /ante-falta-de-agua-panama-apuesta-por-canal-seco-para-mover-carga

Camilo Cienfuegos is at the mound; the F.B.I. is on First; the C.I.A. is at the Plate and, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning, —are out.

The count is tú and Oh and no Lucky Strike.

And, Perrine Storme… I can see your rainbow from Pont Neuf

Any how, Storme… I know what the talking heads on the Alicia Menendez in the MIAMI show are going to say, and it will go something a little like what I told Socorrito Goni yesterday late in the afternoon over a plate of pâte and rillettes, but before I even get to San Bernardino, Michael Steele is going to say that I have to make Évry story about Mí, sol-la- Sí!

The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling, cried the little wolf, but by then it was to late for wait for it, … the humanity; and Zeppelin goes here.

For context, un–guioncito, so I am going back to December 2010 and January 2011, anyhow, what I am touching on is the background communication that happens between diplomatic channels and looking back I now know that by the time I walked in to see mister Excmo. Fernando Javier Valdés Vicencio, cónsul en San Bernardino, California, el señor ya tenía en su dossier todo lo yo ya había redactado para su par francés en Santa Mónica Boulevard in the City of Angels.

But seriously let’s give it up to The West-Eurafield-Lille Mall, Châtelet’s satellite store for the Northeastern France, where the terrorists are getting younger and younger with every blast, no pun intended, these are just the facts.

 

The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s Grounds

On The Menu
Pilchards de La Mancha
Tripe Sausage with Risotto
chouquette with vanilla fudge
Fromage frais
… and a name-brand Cola

The Year of The Bass on Hidalgo’s grounds.

 

It’s Ten a.m.in Paris, France, and Petra is watching 🎬 Superman fait son Cinéma at The Oscar Chávez Award Show, meanwhile at the 93, my niggas in Paris are dropping The Bass, with Public Enemy and The Killer B’s.

All The Meals that fit.

 

Ladies in Gemini, we apologized for last night’s interruption of The José James carte des talents on the Fip Siren Show, sources close to Semolina Pilchard Relay that a band of Hollywood Vampires led by a Josh Haskell, the Telemundo 🚺 chick and, the NBC 🦃 crew kicked José James thinking that the Chicago fan was a Hari Krishna freaq. on the 📻 Seine-Saint-Denis dial of La Légion d’honneur.

In any tin can sealed, when it comes to fish, and the 🐟 friends of fish Öüï are always near so grab Yer’ nets 🕸️ and meet Mí at the top O’spaghetti after that little siesta on a Corn Flake under the A-86.

But FO’ist, let The Border Patrol know, that a friend of Pancho Villa eating burritos 🌯🌯🌯 at la avenida Revolución in Tijuana 🇲🇽  on his way to the I-95 via the I-10 from L.A., is off-course, —a friend of ours.

And Mme. Gatel, this is where Eye Will introduce you to Sophie 🛼  Fofie and Socorrito 💃 Braveheart à La plus belle Bagagerie de clochardland en Rivoli.

In the same inning, at the Seventh Inning Stretch, Nuestra Señora de Los Ángeles, Madame Bass will explain to representative Gatel that InDeed, not only can Öüï play Centerfield, but Eye can also play Shortstop in San Pedro ⚾ Macori en La República Dominicana…. goooooo, Dodgers.

 

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

Es la falla del ombligo y La Comedie française rue Gabriel

Las Pau…AS³ reloaded

It’s The Beatles vS The Bangles

Es la falla del Ombligo, now Walk Like An Egyptian 🧶

… and MSNBC, you coq-Sucking, Julia Child-loving, son’s Oh-biches:

I give you whatever 15 minutes in CET are worth, for Ewe to ketch-up. Giddy-up, bitches!

Gooooo, 49ers ⛏️

🧶…mEmory is irrelevant without context. Fuck the Chief, Viva Frisco!

Time now 10h45 CET in A Forest 🌋

And, Michael Steele, eat your Republicans with a Cæsar’s Salad, that’s what you get for loving Ronald Reagan.