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Dear, Jean-Luc “frente amplio de Iz°quier-da” Mélenchon³

Mussolini Express desde Tabasco, ¡All Aboard!!! — First stop, a cigarette storefront in Hong Kong.

³~. Lo único real en la vida es la lucha libre con, o como dijese el Mesías Tropical de Macuzpana, Tabasco, mister López-Obrador, sin ‘mujica 🇺🇾uruguaya.

Presente:

¡ Lucharáááááán !!! Don Gallo vS El Blue Demon.

La llave 🇻🇪 Nelson (two-each)

Issy, mister Mélenchon those SKATEBORDERDERS outside en primera plana del barrio de los putos en París have done more for SALVADOR ALLENDE than all of the friends of Raphaël Morán en la Casa de la américa latina en Saint-Germain del CLUNY. Heck, mister Mélenchon, by PROFESSOR Víctor Quintana’s count, GEORGINA MORENO killed Pepé Mujica. Yes she did. That fucking cunt did.

The Farmer’s Almanac (Uruguayan edition)

First tomato of the volumen Tú edition of La Mini-milpa de Armando Segovia en Châtelet. Mayo 2025.

Any 🦉 hoot, FRANÇOIS RUFFIN, “Como decía el viejo: si las cosas que valen la pena, se hicieran fácilmente « a lo Maduro, a lo ma°duro » cualquier venezolano las haría … Open Quote para la Gauche Caviar de los Arcos de Anne Hidalgo en el Pompidou.

You Are Greenberg on I.C.E. 🪖🖕💥

The Extreme Pope follows:

Rayuela 🇦🇷 by any other 🇵🇪 wey… con la Mala en el Zimmermann.

 

Mr. K meets Hotel California, which as EYE promised Ewe ol’Yesterday turned out to be CALAMARO.

🦑

Infra•Mundi image of Donald W.C. Trump donning Peter’s ROBE.

I break the first commandment and swear that Mr. K is the ultimate Living Thing on another Tequila Sunrise and a bag of weed. TROU-story.

 

Vargas Llosa walks into A circle ⭕ in France, hilarity ensues when La Mala y Maradona dance tango en Lima, Perú.

‘Cause youse ol’Greenberg

Souvenez-vous : quand Biarritz recevait le G7 il y a 5 ans… in 2019… also Five years 🧑‍🎤 ago—gol. 

Five years on the Double… 11 come the month of August.

Meanwhile, new waves are rising near or about Espelette, the last time that waves rode on that Scene, Peter Baker of the New York Times was about to meet Mí, right beneath the Catacombs on Line 6 and the Coq sucker was supposed to turn our lonely  regards to Brian Williams, but Peter Baker (that motherfucker) went skateboarding instead.

Frequency Hop — Changing Saddles

Rockridge, U.S.A. 25/01/2025 _ Howard Johnson, can’t believe, IT!. In Paris, France, even as Michael Steele speaks, Tony Palma changed the name of the Foundation Abbé Pierre, and the new euphémisme to erase “the politics” of his administration is a good one, you are gonna like the new way Clochards en Châtelet look.

Rockridge USA.

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My name is Armando Segovia and I am running for DNC Chairman. And Fuck the Forum.

A•ne•mon•ia… i now know what living under Mussolini felt like

For the record, Curt Kobain, anemonia is not a factor of your “memoria”, because you cannot “come as you are”. In other words, you must be part of the Vanity-wagon-Fair of The Atlantic and The New York Times… to achieve Nirvana and obtain a simple pyramid of needs³.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau explains calculus to Alicia Menendez, narrated by Sean Penn.

It’s Your Fault, Congressman Scarborough, it’s your fault… at least in my Unesco moment nostalgia.

https ://en .wiktionary .org /wiki /fuck Webster, Collins, and Katty Kay… Britannica, —Aussi!!! Graham NORTON.

The Guardian

It’s still a baby… currently in 2025, the French version of the TSA outside of the U.S. Consulate still disregard their own posted signs, or the instructions on the U.S. Consulate website. Like i said, that giant sequoia in front of the U.S. Consulate is still a baby, it was planted in 1850, just as Napoléon 3 was playing organized grab-ass in Veracruz with Zachary Taylor.

It’s part of the book of sorrows, or something like that, privileged people in Manhattan may call it fauxtalgia, and unlike “fake news”, the feeling of artificial nostalgia is very real, and Alicia Menendez, nevermind your self-proclaimed lack of mathematical reasoning…

Born in The U.S.A… but it’s really Mexican Native occupied territory.

and here is Y, Alicia, but first let’s figure out just what in the fuck X, is up to.

X = our narration begins yesterday at 15h, a screaming woman was held with the right side of her face to the ground, i did not snap the shot out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel in the first place. This is true, Alicia, this is not hyperbole and Mika’s brother in Poland can confirm this with his counterpart here in Paris, he too, Cousin Joe could elaborate as to why the woman was given the TSA treatment. For the record, a French TSA security guard instructed me that I should return the following day (today) at 14h.

Fast-forward to today at 14h…

X = A sign at next to the “welcome” canopy on the sidewalk next to the consulate entrance instruct 14th Amendment Citizens to go to the entrance, it was 14h, there were no other 14 Amendment, or otherwise, U.S. passport-holders and so I moved towards the entrance and when asked i furnished my passport to the guard who told me to, “come back at two”, I responded with a polite, it’s two o’clock, sir, the guard then says, “go to the line”. And so I did, without complaint or fuzz. Once again, out of respect to the process that summoned me to la rue Gabriel.

14h30… I have finally made it into the tent, there are three persons in front of me, and a pre-screening employee starts to ask the reason for the visit, when the pre-screening employee gets to the person in front of me, she tries to screen another “customer” while the person that she is screening looks for her paperwork, the catch, Willie Geist, the catch is that she skips me and the person behind me to pre-screening the FIFTH person in line… are you keeping count Alicia, because we are about to go into the different factors of the difference of X…

~14h45… An African man is at window 15, as I sit down I can hear the clerk behind the bullet-proof window say, ”congtatulations” in English and then just to celebrate Molière’s language the clerk utters “felicitation!” in a very Bostonian accent. Two U.S. flags, the novelty size for parade waving, and if I was to venture a size Eye would say that the U.S. flags were about banana size were given to the African man. This anecdote is also true Alicia Menendez, at window 15 at around 2:45 in civilian time a family from Africa composed of a black man, a black woman and two stroller-size black kids all became U.S. citizens in Paris. Check with your brother, Mika, he should have at least five days left at the U.S. Polish Embassy as the ambassador, so check the time Scarborough, check the source, nigger.

My Friend of Missouri

This is a work in progress, take 5 Mingus and call Mí in the morning.

Long story short Theodore Schleifer of The New York Times, the passport section of the rue Gabriel consular office had their farewell champagne ceremony from 15h to 16hundred hours, so, Sean Penn is now going to get some shut-eye and charge up for tomorrow’s episode, you are going to need a metric photo… photos conformes need not apply.

Absolutely No Christmas Parallelisms (All owed)

Merci Jean Noël. Somehow, all of the characters are coming together, —at last! And here is why, My Sweetest Darling, because now Öüï can start to benchmark mister Macron’s words in Mayotte, as compared to Mozambique.

But first, does anybody besides Jean-Noël remembers La Internacional Socialista? Enrique Peña Nieto does and if you want to know why Eye hates Christmas Time, it’s because Évry time that Manuel is on he reminds me of Fiber on Christmas Eve 💩…

any güey, Miguel Bose (don Diablo), yo no busco.

Tres Palabras : TPG… the perfect gift 🎁

 

What says Ewe, Mozi’, are Ewe 10,000 times up Shit’s Creek as compared to the colony next door? It doesn’t matter, Eye does knot select the nEWEs Cyclops, Öüï just turns those motherfuckers into The Whiter Shade of Pale, or something like that.

It’s a Freeform Festevus Feast. I’m having potato chips, how’s your clam?

Un auditeur donne son avis sur Manuel Valls en direct (France Inter – 24/12/2024, Joyeux Noël !)
byu/Fulguroblastor infrance

France Antenne : no filtre, no decaf.

A Tale of Two Women and then there’s “La Guadalupana in Paris³”

³~. Sandra Luprecio… nuestra señora de pederastas, narcos, y la élite mexicana en París… knot actually based on EMILY in Paris, but certainly in/on the sketch of CINDY “la regia”, o sea, —wey…

Previously on:

Shattered Glass… “[A]nd now you know, the rest of the story”.

Requiem for Polite Society, from a con:
To Theys word of the day is Orange
and the color to Match is French Representative
and honorary benevolence
at The Place Where
Évry body knows your name,
Maud Gatel.

If your name is Jim Vandehei, on Morning Joe: fuck you, fuck your AXIOS “bubbles”… “[A]nd I hope Öüï passed the audition.”

Ladies in Gemini…
simón³ que sí,
It’s time for PEDRO,
or as the Eye’talian Prime Minister
and, —sexual mint goddess
Georgia Meloni calls him,
“our pibe at The Vatican”:
FRANCISCO.

The F.B.I. is reaping what it sowed… Desdel Cielo, Masiosare de La Mar

Jabón del arrastrado agradecido and Waxing Gibbous 🌔 Solutions presents:

La Lupita sin Papas

Desdel Cielo una hermosa mañana… Úrsula!!! Cien Años.

And in México, in Mexico the C.I.A. stopped beating around the gobernadora and will be taking over the State Department (U.S. Embassy) in Polanco.

For the record, installing Ken Salazar as the middle “Henry Lane Wilson” man during a populist transformation was a clear transparency, not a contrast, as to how U.S. “progressives³” are so out of touch with their (yes, their) Operation Wetback.

³~.Progress if’s, and only ifs… The virgin comes from New Mexico.

But thank you for returning Santa Rosa de Lima and her one-arm baby Jesus, patron saint of hand-granade victims… apparently, anyhow.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

But seriously, mister Avocado Haass, remember the Chinese balloon incident of only a few news cycles ago? Well nevermind that shit,  “Ancient Aliens” is about to start a new franchise called “Current Intruders”.

And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.

Episode 4 … Sarah Silverman is Bukele’s³ Wife

Previously on, Resistiendo el presente (marzo, 2012)… it was the Rape of Audry Stupovski by El Morro, o algo así… but it’s ok because Audry is “European”. It’s in their contemporary diaries since the dialogues from the beginning of France 😈… as a matter of fact, the Very French have it under God’s authority that non-Europeans enjoy getting raped. Right now, the only non-Europeans that suffer when they get raped are of course the tribes of Israel.

“Palestineans‽”,  the Very French say, “fuck-em, fuck-€m in the ass”.

Have a nice quesadilla, Audrey Stupovski, and say hello to Denis Soula.

Stupovski is a tramp, that’s what all the Hungarians at the dinner at Eight said.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-dimanche-02-juin-2024

Blue Demon was pimpin’ a white 3-piece eggshell white suit and his illigitimate masked bastard son was crashing a chair on the official poster (affiche en Francés) of the MAMP casi esquina con Longchamps (M-9 Iena, 1-e).

Fast-forward to June 2024 and for the first time since the 2nd Empire, Mexicans are voting for thier very future from FRANCE. What a motherfucking time to be alive, said Epigmenio González desde un calaboso en la hermana república de Las Filipinas.

Now for connectivity, hijos e hijas de la chingada, here is the source:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/06/02 /politica /long-lines-at-mexican-embassies-in-paris-and-madrid-to-cast-vote–

Courtesy of Tchétchènes who planned to rape Marianne… it’s Okay, Stephanie Menou, you just let Bruno’s chain of command at the Préfecture de Cité on Mí, and nevermind Mannheim, it will never happen at your den, Issy.

P is for Public

Jump to mañana, it’s Claudia’s time, so says the Poles at MSNBC, where Sam Stein turned into an ugly Mexican Punk on drums… badum~Tisch!

Say it ain’t so, Joe — Edelweiss meets the White Flower emoji

Here’s the play (in a Vin Scully voice ⚾)

https ://www. jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /editorial /eu-horror-carcelario

In local news down by The Seine, it’s “Deer Yoko”.

 La Barbie is going to Ukraine

It’s Black Flag fan 🪭 appreciation they but never mind that Punk d.a.r.e. because this is the bottom of Cool #9 and “If”, Satriani was shredding The Star Spangled Banner in the Key of Francis, Scott’s Dale in Arizona would do a reverse Phoenix and dry a river into ashes, or the Panama Canal into a little fucking Cargo 🚛 Trail.

At the concession Stand, it’s Black Boudin with pineapples from a can, and in Hilo, Hawaii… it’s chayote de Veracruz.

… and, Mara Gay, the cinnamon on the Boudin is essential, the pineapples… meh, a novelty; but The Onion 🧅, —the onion is family.

Sponsored by Vania.

No Avocado Haass needed… but Habenero! Habanero can’t be compromised, the chile 🌶️ is in the picture

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /economia /ante-falta-de-agua-panama-apuesta-por-canal-seco-para-mover-carga

Camilo Cienfuegos is at the mound; the F.B.I. is on First; the C.I.A. is at the Plate and, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning, —are out.

The count is tú and Oh and no Lucky Strike.