I dare you Joe Scarborough, to bring in your “star” mentalist³

³~. Oz Pearlman… bring him to Mí—Eye double-fucking dare you, —bitch.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/01/21 /and-katty-kay-in-spite-of-all-the-theynger³/

Quand on arrive en ville.

Issy–les–Mentalists

I can see for Miles, for Charlie, and off-Course, Max… now pass the roach, and don’t Ewe Bogart that Joint.

Lucifer Rising… if you think that God or Allah had anything to do with this particular liberation, then Ewe know Didley-squat about the details.

 

Eye tell one thing Willie Geist, Antonio Sánchez Is the fore-bearer to Gonzo 🥁, but yes Cousin Joe, The Beatles became The Beatles when Ringo found out that that bitch had The Devil in Her Heart.

Musical interlude:

You are welcome, Governor Newsome… París followed.

Rue Gabriel, 75008

Bitch’s got Jesus in her heart, or how Charlie Kirk learned to love rolling in his grave while his widow is eyeing a potential First Lady replacement for 2028 if Donald decides to not Run.

… and now, Page 2.

I’m So Tired (Re-mastered 2025) featuring Sir Walter Raleigh

Eye gives Ewe Évry Thing Eye Gots’ you stupid git‘… Art. Three 🪙 Branches ⚖️ my Ass 📜.

Black History Month – The White Album of a Slave Trader.

Deer, Jean~Luc Mélenchon(y)… i told your stupid Ass YESTERDAY that it was all aBout ‘la Unión’ but you went [instead] with John Mill Ackerman and Maria Angelina “calladita te ves más bonita” Jolie on The Susana 🧜‍♀️ PubEda cinito en fip 🖨️ 🚬

Just a little piece of mind … small fry.

 

Didn’t Ewe, J~L?. Didn’t Ewe? … motherfucker.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jean~Luc, what follows is a Shout-OUT to “Las Aves de Paso” at the IHEAL en face a SciencesPo-poo.

Hey there Adelina de BFM… Here Comes The Sun.

Ah, !es cena! en El Sena.

Sin Celery,
Sexy Mexican Made
Hot Chili Peppers on EMI in ’89

And, Katty Kay… In Spite of All The They’n~Ger³

Satchmo comes courtesy of StoEyes in Paris, Châtelet 2025. For the record, there was nothing planned in this celebration.

Previously on, “Hark, the angels come 🫴🏽 ”… hilarity ensues when Cécile Richards listens to Gabriel blow the horn… “you’re gonna like the way you look*”.

In the words of Cousin Joe, Blonde on Blonde is a heck of an album cover.

*~. I guarantee, IT!.

Two Of U.S. for Tea before swearing… The first firing of Elon Musk’s proxi-presidency is Going to Celebrate the win over No-tre D’ame with Pablo Torre in OhiO… 😱hi🫡.

Deer, Georgie Will… nice column, sell it to READERS DIGEST. Sincerely, Dave “what Dew Ewe mean Eye couldn’t be The President, of The United States of America” Mustaine.

Trucking 💀🤑 “Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac”… which is why my other car is an AMC Pinto… and no, Pablo Torre, Willie Geist can’t wrap my Sequoia in Paris.

³~. “I’ll dew anything for Ewe”. The Beatles in Hamburg.

Eye said move over once
Move over twice
C’mon baby don’t be Cold as ICE
‘Said you’re trav’lling on the one after
Nineonine.

Liberation They, that’s what I want.

Any 🦉Hoot, after the break it’s Back in The U.S., back in The U.S. consulate line… but first it’s El Corte Inglés and The Seventh Hundred Club. Eye swears Donald John Trump, Rev.  Crenflo Dollar would have added the perfect pitch to your Cresendo.

I mean, who in Mars is this so-called “reverend” LORENZO (i don’t know how to pronounce his fucking last name) SeWell? Crenflo Dolla’ Dolla’ Dolla’  💵… A-men (singular).

Close your eyes … bonita-mañana³

 ³~. nice-matin… Baby You Can Drive my Car because as Simone Sanders knows, this Ride started in Tijuana.

“Ladies and gentleman, The Beatles,” formula:

Ibid.

MEAT The Beatles, or how to feed hysteria in Alabama… or how Eye told Cherry Garcia not to worry about the bonfire because I distribute Water in a weave basket and dispense the Ice Cream in a pyre, just like Mocedades, if you are older than Alicia Menendez record collection.

Any 🦉 hoot, Simone Sanders, back to the formula.

1. Ewe take a truck load of French bottles of wine (the cheap one because it is ALL the same) and then Ewe whip out an old C-SPAN clip of some French minister speaking against George W. Bush’s Presidential libraries designed in the form of a “mushroom cloud” in Baghdad.

2. You play the French minister’s clip next to a CNN screen of Donald Trump speaking in Los Angeles, California, —and just as Dominique starts to be all “indignez vous” and shit, Ewe hit CNN’s mute button (because James Carville is about to spew his comments on the screen).

3… What this wetback says (visa-amex-mc):

And you are Knot foolin’ anybody YOUNG Ray ROMANO.

Public Service Announcement : Deer Remesas Sender, during America’s heritage month Öüï respectfully say, “Honey Don’t,” be fooled by that time-traveling Sicilian, Ray ROMANO, he is as Mexican as Caruso.

BURN BABY BURN ❤️‍🔥 … can i have a watermelon paleta, please.

It’s TROU, Alicia Menendez, — it’s true. This dish requires a bonfire 🔥 in order to roast all of The Elements of Style.

And, Chris Matthews, in this world Eddie Gloude Jr. is white

Images in the characters are subject to change, so back off 🤓 Nicole 🤑… send ca$$$h. Stop fucking around. That’s my offer and Eye is sticking to, IT!

and Mara Gay, stop peeling on my Onion from yer’Glass.

Sure, I’m an American, it’s just that I don’t have a Bean Town accent.

https ://www .bostonmagazine .com  /news /2017/09/17 /boston-nicknamed-beantown

… 🎶 so get over, IT!, —now.

You, Sir, remain as pastie as flour on the chopping board 👌al pesto. Any how, pastie flour is The Colonel’s secret ingredient.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eye don’t need your Civil War.

Don’t shoot the messenger… Eye don’t select the bills… and in this section, the travelers will, wait for it, wait…

Fuck Abraham Lincoln!
and his 5 US dollar playbill
At the theatre.

Your move, Ed Luce… ♟️ bring your caddie, Kasparov.

Edelweiss smiles at Ukranian sunflower seeds in Ante~bellum..

and, Dr. Poisson… isn’t it complementary, not ironic, how medical doctors can be put in jail (in The US), or have their lives put in an “integration center”, just like journalists; the independent type not the Raphaël Morán collaboration kind at Media 🇫🇷 Part.

And… Henry the horse dances with wolfs wolves

And, Peter Baker, “pipe dream” is such a cancel-culture phrase, try ‘bong-Zzz’s”.

Say it ain’t so, Joe — Edelweiss meets the White Flower emoji

Here’s the play (in a Vin Scully voice ⚾)

https ://www. jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /editorial /eu-horror-carcelario

In local news down by The Seine, it’s “Deer Yoko”.

 La Barbie is going to Ukraine

It’s Black Flag fan 🪭 appreciation they but never mind that Punk d.a.r.e. because this is the bottom of Cool #9 and “If”, Satriani was shredding The Star Spangled Banner in the Key of Francis, Scott’s Dale in Arizona would do a reverse Phoenix and dry a river into ashes, or the Panama Canal into a little fucking Cargo 🚛 Trail.

At the concession Stand, it’s Black Boudin with pineapples from a can, and in Hilo, Hawaii… it’s chayote de Veracruz.

… and, Mara Gay, the cinnamon on the Boudin is essential, the pineapples… meh, a novelty; but The Onion 🧅, —the onion is family.

Sponsored by Vania.

No Avocado Haass needed… but Habenero! Habanero can’t be compromised, the chile 🌶️ is in the picture

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/10 /economia /ante-falta-de-agua-panama-apuesta-por-canal-seco-para-mover-carga

Camilo Cienfuegos is at the mound; the F.B.I. is on First; the C.I.A. is at the Plate and, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning, —are out.

The count is tú and Oh and no Lucky Strike.

🎶 Close your I’s and I’ll kiss you tomorrow I’ll miss you

From Wikipedia’s February 9, New Lunar Year Edition on a Fab Four-leap year it’s Mr. Moonlight, With The Beatles.

1961 – The Beatles at The Cavern Club: Lunchtime – The Beatles perform under this name at The Cavern Club for the first time following their return to Liverpool from Hamburg.

1964 – The Beatles make their first appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show, performing before a record-setting audience of 73 million viewers across the United States

And, Emmet Smith, take a knee Cowboy 🤠, Eye forgives your Florida roots, but you better take a Knee to the missing mariscal.

After the break, it’s Why Eye hates the Eighties 🧶 and why Molly moved to Paris, France. Short story long, there is no viable public transportation in L.A.

6 de febrero Reagan International Arrivals/Departures

Two of U.S.:

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s los hilos de Sasha en El Universal de Ana-Ana_BoBaNa 🍌-Nah-Na BoBaNa de México en La Madrid de los Hombres G:

Indiana (32 AD)

3ra Jornada de Huelga General.

Ana Anabitarte:
— ¿Técnico en mantenimiento? ¡Eso no existe!

🎈

Today is BOB MARLEY DAY and if you are in Mexico, you get to have a PULQUE with your herb… Higher Power, Donnie Deutsch? We don’t need no stinkin’ ARIZONA TEA in our Church’s®, Chicken!!! Now “Pass The Dutchie“, JERK!

🌬️ 🇯🇲 Jah sitteth in Mount Zion, and Ruhle’s all creation on the “psychedelic churches” of the MSNBC’s, —ese!

Ooh, yeah! All right!
Alright.
We’re jammin
1945 – 🇯🇲 Robert Nesta Marley, assasinated by a C.I.A. spook 🇺🇲 on “the gipper’s” payroll in 1981.
I wanna jam it wid youWe’re jammin’, jammin’,And I hope you like jammin’, too

Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me
Axl Rose, on Track 8, the B-Side of “GN’R LIES” titled “One In A Million”.

1962Chinese Democracy Frontman, Billy Bruce Bailey, sees his first light in a town named after a French aristocrat and friend of General Washington, in Indiana.

2000: in El Ejido ( Almería ) thousands of Spaniards violently attack immigrants living in the region.

Diversity divides people

Ron DeSantis
Former Guantanamo Bay Prison
NAZI counselor on Torture Tactics, and current governor of that “DICK” on the armpit of Them United States of 1984, which of course it is, “Florida, Florida, Florida”.

 

1983 – in 🇧🇴 Bolivia , The Police arrest the genocidal Nazi Klaus Barbie , who will be transferred to the 🇨🇵 Montcluc fort ( France ) to be tried as the author of the crimes against humanity committed by German forces under his command in the Second World War .

 


What does the Dodo 🦤 bird, Donnie 🦤 Deutsch and Zsa Zsa 🦤 Gabor (19172016) have in common?

Prostitution, that’s what, the second-oldest profession in the world, next to shooting-down hot-air balloons, according to a former C.I.A. spy on the msnbc payroll.

I Gotcha 👊! … 0 Reviews
L’affaire Bomarzo est une histoire de censure : la censure, par la dictature 🇦🇷 argentine en 1967, d’un opéra d’Alberto Ginastera et Manuel Mujica Lainez, accusé de « référence obsessionnelle au sexe, à la violence et à l’hallucination ». Ainsi, Bomarzo reste å ce jour l’emblème des persécutions idéologiques de la dictature militaire. D’abord soutenue par le général Onganía lors de sa création å 🇺🇲 Washington, cette œuvre de musique contemporaine est, quelques mois plus tard, brutalement exclue de la scène musicale de Buenos Aires par ce même régime. Ses auteurs, pourtant plutôt conservateurs, sont rejetés, condamnés, traités de pervers. Aussi haletante qu’un thriller, la chronique de ce scandale nous fait revivre l’ampleur et la complexité du débat suscité par l’interdiction, et interroge le rôle de 🇻🇦 l’Église et de 🇦🇷 l’État comme régulateurs des rapports entre l’art et la morale. En observant le comportement des artistes et des intellectuels pendant ces années sombres, Esteban Buch dévoile les engagements et les compromissions de l’ensemble de la société argentine et, plus largement, éclaire les rapports entre musique et politique au xxe siècle.
« Less … Via Google Books.

1945 – 👹 Elba Esther Gordillo Morales, 🇲🇽 Mexican face of corruption in the SYNDICATE of Public Education (S.E.P.) and the manifestation of 👺 Carlos ROMERO Deschamps (PEMEX) without a dick in the Mexican Senate.

— Wrong Answer, Chief! Prostitution is like n° 10 on the list of professions. The Answer, according to the best pitcher in the history of this most non-consequential blog, 🇪🇸 CAMILO CIENGUEGOS 🇨🇺 (1932 – 1959) after a narrative-interview with 🇺🇲 Pamela Anderson… Eye feels so “exposed”, it’s a good thing i perfomed self-love earlier in the trajectory.

1984 – 👯 DAISY MARIE, Mexican/Filipino/U.S. 👯 adult entertainer🐰.

Cherchez la femme, pardieu! Cherchez la femme!, from « Les  Mehicans de París » by Alejandro Dumbass… a film by “L’Homme Qui Aimait Les Femmes³of the Reagan Years ».

³~. 1932François Truffaut, French BAY WATCHER ( 1984)

Answer: ⚾  Ronald Reagan (1911 – 1999) fucked them all, and then Eva Braun (1912- 1945 ) was born… which was bad news for the Dodo bird, because in 1936, Wilhelm Frick, the reich’s Interior Minister issues out a “racial biological inventory” and it turned out that the Dodo bird was Kosher to eat until 🦤 extinction.

In related Ronnie “City on A Hill” news:

1974 – the island of 🇬🇩 Grenada becomes independent from the 🇬🇧 British Empire, setting the course for a MOTION PICTURE location plot for CALIFORNIA governor, Ronald Wilson Reagan. The Movie would of course start its SHOOTING in OCTOBER, como tenía que ser, but of 1983… 🇵🇦 PANAMA would follow and ROCK and ROLL would never be the SAME as I listened to History in a classroom in 👼🏽1984 🚬.

1956 : in the United States racist protests are realized by the entrance of the first black student in the University of Alabama… Gooooo 🎈 Tide!

 

Ladies in Gemini… “Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition”, as re-counted by Cardinal Ximénez of Seville, Espagne, via the 🇬🇧 BBC.

1482 : in Sevilla the first auto-da-fé of the 🇪🇸 Spanish Inquisition 🇪🇸 takes place… it’s like a 🇮🇳 SALMAN RUSHDIE’s 🇬🇧 PhatWa, but for people who like to wear crosses on their chests.

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https ://www .bbc .com /news /entertainment -arts- 64537770…sir salman rushdie speaks for the first time about ‘colossal attack’/

1934 : Fourteen people are killed in the 🇨🇵 Place de la Concorde (in Paris) during a demonstration by far-right leagues.

After Action Review with La China Thang

Globalization… a kind reminder that if you are not White or if your name is not spelt with, an EX, you are just another CHOLO on the block.

https ://www .publicradiotulsa .org /local-regional /2022-08-04 /judge-narrows-tulsa-race-massacre-survivors-reparations-lawsuit-but-allows-it-to-move-forward

Still to come:

BEANERS: very mexican; charmingly or fascinatingly lazy, esp. in a mysterious or magical way… but FO’ist!!!

New Jersey’s Chihuahuenses présents:
The Magical Mystery Tour
The Magical Mystery Tour is of course,
… waiting to take you away
Waiting to take you away

Roll up roll up for the Mystery Tour
Roll up roll up for the Mystery Tour

Transportes Chihuahuenses in association with Greyhound Trailways:

Of course when Israel does it, it’s not terrorism, it’s the Lord’s will through the chosen ones. — . Hoy Now Hubo Noticias.

UKRAINE I LOVE YOU, but…
what’s good for the Cuzquitos 🇵🇪 with reparations from Spain, is good for them Ukies under the Russian Orc attacks.

Run for office, otherwise you, sir, make Cinéma seem REEL. — Avi joins Tiff and you know WATT[$]… It’s an Eminence Front, in ARIZONA.

If they were SPANIARDS, Portuguese, FRENCH, BRITISH, DUTCH, or Belgas… Their descendants would have the rightful CLAIM to all of the GOLD bullion at the bottom of The Atlantic.

https ://www .sandiegouniontribune .com /sdut-peruvians-feel-robbed-over-spain-getting-treasure -2012mar12-story .html

And, Dorothy, we begin in KanSaS where Lucifer’s Mom is rising. Lilith was not amused with Eve’s Secret republican Garden.

Smoke on the Katie…

Taking the reciprocal: To get the reciprocal, invert the fraction. This is the same as taking 1 divided by the fraction. For example, if the fraction is 2/3 then the reciprocal is 3/2.

 

Méjico/Javier • Xavier/México … Let’s do the maths on this bitch, it starts with a Cross CANCELLATION across a Multiplication. Eye knows that it sounds Greek but it’s actually Arabic.

https ://www .ducksters .com /kidsmath /fractions_multiplying_dividing .php

As you Beasts of Burden figure that out, Over at the Avi Velshi Show, Avi Velshi went under cover (literally) to Alabama. Avi needed to go undercover on account that SHEETS are required in the ‘american’ South if one wants to do business there. Alabama does not have a Major League Baseball team, notwithstanding, Alabama leads the Nation in strikeouts‡.

For our Europeans 🏰 con abolengo, a strikeout is abbreviated with 3 consecutive  capital letter K — each.

 

National Awareness Frida Theys — Lotería Nacional

… [L]as Jaras; La Concha; El Elefante, — ¡Lotería!

Hear Mí out, Franck, all öüï are saying is that it’s Weekend Edition and that the following must be read in a “Ray Bones” voice:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /nation /2020/07/10 /goya-boycott-trump/ ?utm_ source=reddit .com

El perfil de una visita

Saturno… El perfil de una cena .:. 5A6549F4-E3D1-49B4-A76A-F6FFBE39AAEB ✈️🧱 La Visita fue una bofetada para los boricuas afectados por MARÍA.

— They say that the fucking secret to Chiaroscuro lies between Light and Shade.

Catching up with the Third World:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /amp /responde-eu-a-nota-diplomatica-de-mexico-por-rapido-y-furioso -8531 .html

“It speaks for itself”

“It speaks for itself” .:. AE2CFE64-95BB-41E6-9000-943942C7AFB0 .:. Responde EU a nota diplomática de México por ‘Rápido y furioso’.

“The Obliteration of the Rule of Law”…
My oh my, Is Eye glad he wacked-off before the Start of tonight’s show.