Tag Archives: The Process

Doña Blanca ¿está la noche cubierta de oro o plata?

Nights in white caverns

Nights in white caverns.

i’Yeyah* le contestó, para nada es puro hule y Ai-gre ; por cierto did Eye mentioned that “Grabiel” es el nombre que más odio en un pelao‘… any 🦉 hoot Öüï will get to that later right now it’s “Overdose de procès” with france culture.

Sobredosis de proceso.

*~. Pronounced : y ella responded, con i-latina no una y-griega.

Good Omens : comics unleashed

Stand-up at the Oxymoron House

Funny you should ask, but yes, it’s not a crime to be white, but more importantly let’s give it up to Arsenio Hall in the role of Byron Allen³, the most leashed comic after the host of The Colbert Report, —Dr. Stephen T. Colbert.

https ://www .av club .com /comics-unleashed-byron-allen-stephen-colbert-late-show

Romperemos un cristal, para ver a dona Blanca.

³~. Issy-Jonathan-Capehart, BUZZFEED is bad at ‘geography’ also on account that they just keep going SOUTHBOUND.

Page Tú : Als sie kamen, but I didn’t speak wetback

Musical guest : Boris Johnson illegitimate brother in France and the don’t explain and don’t complain barbershop quartet 💈

Up next it’s Doña Poni está cubierta de peñascos en hule y aire ; the most dramatic stage of La Nuit Blanche en Paname.

It’s the Eleventh Hour in Hilo, Hawaii and Tulsi Gabbard just went tits up at with the administration, hang 🤙🏽 loose Tulsi and get back to your FULL-TIME Cult in Hawaii.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jon Batiste, here’s “the situation”, 🎹 don’t make a sound move out…

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/may/22 /tulsi-gabbard-resigns-intelligence-director-gig-after-rocky-tenure

First they came for the Yazoos
And I didn’t speak out
Because my boss was a River…

It’s all right don’t think twice, and even though it’s not the same status—as this most non-consequential post, now Öüï knows how many Beatles it takes to put The Late Show to sleep.

https ://www .france-culture .fr /comment-lenny-bruce-a-révolutionné-le-stand_up

Then they came for the comedians but nobody gave a damn about LENNY BRUCE.

 

Then they came for the rivers
And all of the rivers were co-opted
To give a shit about me.

Nobody can do the Boogaloo like Mí.

Welcome to the club… go ahead and let your beard grow (if you can) and let your hair down (if like cigarettes—Ewe got some) mister Colbert.

Du Bois de Ghana — Brand Up

I pity the fool who moggs and murders their Pop Tarts with Liquid Death.

In Loving Memory of :
Luis 🐷 Posada 🐽 Carriles
« Bambi »

— Adolfo López Mateos : ¡Qué bonito está su reloj, Sr. Presidente”!

KIMMEL IS GOD

Anyway Donnie Deutsch, your mother should know, cus’ baby you’re a rich man, but then again even with all the wealth and privilege of Bobby Kennedy’s dad, you probably don’t know cus’ you were not part of the W.E.B. Du Bois show yesterday, any 🦉 hoot, Donnie, are you a civil rights first, kind of guy ; or a bitch-betta’ have my money Booker fellow?

Olson Johnson: All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don’t want the Irish! [everyone complains]

Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie shit… Évryone!
[everyone rejoices]

 

…over at the U.K. Embassy in Washington, DC, Thomas Jefferson was the main course on the barbecue. The “American” king wanted his Jefferson piece “crispy”.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lynching_of_Jesse_Washington

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One moe’ a-gain : reliable narrator Dr. Poisson is, —in•deed

Ahora háblamos en el Súper Tizón 🔥 and Öüï hopes that Aloha no te pase como a Puerto Rico with that orange ape and the paper towels.

Now we know how many dinosaurs 🦖 Baby 🦕 Jesus rode.

 

https ://www .bbc .com /news /puerto-rico-trump-paper-towel-throwing–abominable–4/10/2017

🎶 So, so you think 💬 Ewe can tell?

It’s like a fragmented Anthology, pues.

 

but first !

Öüï has to remind our non-readers that this most non-consequential blog is a Chicago Style, annotated bibliography ; a daily contestation (not a reaction) to La France (especially that cunt, Marianne) for stripping a talents and skill Visa from my hands, just as the 43 from Ayotzinapa were getting their faces stripped from them… apparently by the local nuisance (fauna) de Acapulco, or regions … nearby.

https ://youtu .be /des-chiens-et-des-rongeurs-ont-lacéré-le-visage-d’un-étudiant-d’ayotzinapa_cndh_video

¿en dónde está la biblioteca?

 

Donc, motherfuckers, los puntos suspensivos son lo que son, una suspensión 🚟 on Our train of thoughts 🤔 and con-sequences, or chakiras if youse Colombian ; hágale pues, parcero.

You Are Greenberg on I.C.E. 🪖🖕💥

The Extreme Pope follows:

Rayuela 🇦🇷 by any other 🇵🇪 wey… con la Mala en el Zimmermann.

 

Mr. K meets Hotel California, which as EYE promised Ewe ol’Yesterday turned out to be CALAMARO.

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Infra•Mundi image of Donald W.C. Trump donning Peter’s ROBE.

I break the first commandment and swear that Mr. K is the ultimate Living Thing on another Tequila Sunrise and a bag of weed. TROU-story.

 

Vargas Llosa walks into A circle ⭕ in France, hilarity ensues when La Mala y Maradona dance tango en Lima, Perú.

‘Cause youse ol’Greenberg

Souvenez-vous : quand Biarritz recevait le G7 il y a 5 ans… in 2019… also Five years 🧑‍🎤 ago—gol. 

Five years on the Double… 11 come the month of August.

Meanwhile, new waves are rising near or about Espelette, the last time that waves rode on that Scene, Peter Baker of the New York Times was about to meet Mí, right beneath the Catacombs on Line 6 and the Coq sucker was supposed to turn our lonely  regards to Brian Williams, but Peter Baker (that motherfucker) went skateboarding instead.

AÑO L, número 17.374; page 17, España en el Congreso

Sho•Ko•Lat Au Lait… 🕺 💃 Oyster Perpetual on the dials if you got’em.

Entonces, señor Camello 🐪 en France Tú tv, i don’t speak French, but I did sleep at la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau, so believe me when Eye Shows to y’all how, IT! (… that motherfucker) will be.

In TECHNICOLOR

1. First Öüï takes that Blank Check that dat’Ass next to you signed for the benefit of Mí and Eye, and I will now chainsaw that Signature with an Artesanal Saw 🪚 knot a stupid Bowie knife; I (Armando Serrano-Prieto) mean, who in their right senses and sound mind uses a butcher knife to saw Flavia into separate but equal pieces, except for her snatch, which is why Öüï brought in Pepa 🦪 Bueno from the neighboring El País to put a metric into this most oldest trick in the book, considering that you (🐪) tried to pull a smokescreen on David Copperfield 🐰 using that faggety Black 🎩 Screen on your wrist.

I don’t like Cricket 🏏… but Eye did hit a ⚾ over the Fence.

…

Paloma, “[S]omeone must have slandered Joseph K.,”

… It goes without mentioning, as Melle. Menou perhaps will recall, that on the day that her supervisor, Bruno³, revoked my visa to La France, two things where happening outside of that caserne, the first thing involved Talía Olvera who was casually standing near to Dr. Poisson’s moto🛵  scooter, perhaps waiting to photograph the exact moment when i exited the préfecture de La Cité; the second synchronicity of that particular episode was the typical Parisian history lesson plastered throughout city landmarks in the form of giant postcards that display a particular theme. Much like that pale white church up that sits on top of the 18th district of the most pretentious city in the World, these giant postcards usually display the horrors that French generals committed for the Glory of Louis XIV and in recent decades, for The Fifth French Republic.

I swear Stephanie Menou… i literally can’t make Ploquin up.

³~. Last name of Bruno is only known by Bruno’s mother and Doctor Poisson which with whom, Bruno held a heated email exchange.

El proceso de una metamorfosis en Francia… Y que chingue a su madre Raphaël Moran y rfi

It’s back to National Sports They, starring “La Rentrée y La Polaka”.

 

And, David French, fuck you and Donnie Deutsch, —también, and here is why:

“I’ll have the Avocado Roll Anguille with kimchi jjigae on the side, extra spicy, por favor.

Well… Öüï now knows who gave koalas thier syphilitic signature, eh! It was Éléonore’s escapades to the Pacific “Chinese” Theater in Hollywood’s China Town.

 

— Who, who actually listens to The Sounds of White Noise other than Anthrax junkies? Who Donnie Deutsch? Who?

Heck, Donnie Deutsch, you son of a bitch! If you had listened to Jonathan Quayle Higgins III, you’d known that Louis Pasteur obliterated a.m. static noise, all those years ago. You son of a bitch!

https ://www .imdb .com /title /howard-johnson /characters

God Damned Sushi is a Cult money maker for the Moonies! You eat sushi and you support a CULT, Donnie Deutsch§… you can’t subparagraph the CULTS on the Morning Mika Show, you BASTERD!!!

https ://www .theknowledge .com /2021/11/19 /the-moonies-made-america-love-sushi/

And one more paragraph, Donnie Deutsch, you motherfucker!!! When you eat sushi you also support the 2nd Ammendment freaks on the Fly Fishing Tournament of Rednecks §§§

Call Me “JUSTIN” mister TRUMP

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Kook-jin_Moon

Tattoo That on your EWE, and on Eleanor Roosevelt’s Bulldyke’s forearm!

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A fresh WASHINGTON TIMES logo on that stupid billboard that your mirror-image identifies as a forehead, —you son of a bitch!

 

Any how, David French from the NYT, now that mister Madisonian Avenue Deutsch is out of the guey, here is why you and the promoters of Jim Caviezel’s latest conspiracy fiction (The NYT movie review) can go fuck yourselves:

… but mostly because you look like a Smurf™️, David French. Are you sure that your headphones are not from the Republic of Brussels! Van Damme, It!.

When Newton throws you an apple, you produce The Beatles, silly.

 

* Sorry if I misspelt your name Rafael, el más puto de Los Ángeles junto con su apóstol Pablo 🍀.

But first, Local News 📰

Thanks For Going ARMY

 

Aussie, thanks, Obamas. The both of Ewes.

Deer, LORDE!!! … Get off that Horse, Kerschovas

In Paris, Denisa Kerschovas went Mid-Evil on Tim (not That One, Burton):

Uneaten cupcakes with the Batman logo could still be seen on the ground inside police tape hours after the shooting.

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP)… I told y’all that it would be in Burton’s style, –ask Hombres G.

 

An starring as El Hingenioso Idalgo, in Le Mans de La Mancha (urbana), Denisa Kerschovas… back then they just call Em# sacks, Jeffrey.

 

Happiness is a warm gun 🙃

This of course if you are new to this diatribe, is an INTER°MISSION for a Memorial in Texas and a reminder that with the support of ELON MUSK, the Brooklyn Bridge can be the beautiful bridge to a better CHINESE DEMOCRACY on both sides of the ATLANTIC… heck, we’ll have that Ken Burns motherfucker shoot a pretentious documentary for the Sacre Beaubourg, as the good people on the MorJo Show catch-up to our YESTERDAY triangulation with FLORENCE en la LUNA of ARTS et MÉTIERS (Métro Line 3 and 11) during our one-güey communication ex-change with Satan’s lover, the one and only, Senator Claire McCaskill³… look it up, it’s under the tag, “Lucifer”

And oh, the impetus of Susana Poveda@ fip dot Mingus Mangos Mandas para Mando, who knot to be outdone by the Disneyland Tokio 🗼, she rolled out her word Kamasutra on-air.

Eye will tell Ewe this, though … Audio with Musk smells like a demagogic possession “BATMAN”… are you gonna eat that cup cake?

³~. https ://www .nytimes .com /2023/05/24 /nyregion /brooklyn-bridge–140–years.html

Originally posted on 21/09/21… pleased to meet you, hope Ewe guessed my métier in Arts. It’s a High School Diploma from the University of Texas at El Paso. Goooooo, Miners.

And, Susana PUBeda… NO INSISTAS!!! Mí Cucharón belongs to Natalie Piole… hang on, NAT_A_LIE… gotta’ juxtapose the motherfucking humanity on the Knews. Hang on, womaN, i’m coming.

School shooter asks for mercy from life sentence; teacher, principal want him to stay in prison, period!

Jeffrey Collins
May 23, 2023

https ://apnews .com /article /townville-school-shooting-jesse-osborne–

Eye saved Willie Geist — And Mika Don’t Care

Over at The Rainbow Lounge, Está FANIA Rhules, she just invented a new alphabet and the letter AITCH just got promoted to number Eleven.

🌬️ 5 d’Enero 2023…
🔈🔉🔊
🎶 CRUZ DE OVIDIO 🇲🇽

I’ve Seen That Movie, AUSSIE… En París, FRANCIA, ya es el Día de La Rosca, pero en HILO, HAWAII, allá en Hilo, sigue siendo el CREPÚSCULO del 6 d’Enero, SIN ALOHA, and Alex WaWa… Please relay to Ali Vitali that the 9th letter in CASTELLANO, es decir, la ache, is always MUDA, unless the THIRD-letter (SEE) precedes, it!, Period

 

IT’S A 💥🇲🇽  FESTIVUS  🇲🇽💥 MIRACLE

A fellow member at The place Where Évry body knows your name had this thought a few, Theys, ago:

Can’t We All Just Get a Bike?… with a bag of bazooka 🌬️ bubble 💨 gum in the 🧺.

User 1:

— 1781 – American Revolutionary War: Richmond, Virginia, is burned by British naval forces led by former American general 🇺🇸 Benedict Arnold 🇬🇧.

— An intelligent person is someone who surrounds himself† with stupid people who will do the work and he† will be the one who takes the credit, the gifts or the money.

— 1822 – The government of Central America (🍌 ANCHURIA 🍌) votes for total annexation to the First Mexican Empire.

†~. In this particular user’s universe women don’t have or deserve a place in the hierarchical structure.

El intel y, gente. — AND in WASHINGTON, D.C. today is NATIONAL BIRD THEY, and to celebrate, an opportunist WARhol, helps a black bird help Campbell’s 🥫 Soup stock. Profitez, motherfuckers, profitez.

User 2:
—What you are describing, my friend, is an ‘opportunist’, and not necessarily an intelligent person.

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This is Why Eye, hates the ‘Sixties’ and Eric Clapton, but especially Campbell’s 🥫 Soup.

HEIL Hydro 🧬 genes 🧬!!!

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LoREM ipSUM Groundhog They

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MARA 📰 GAY: anybody can bring up SONNY BONO, but Eye keeps reminding you bums at the Babylon II Times, show your connections to THE BACON, “Babe”.

By the time The Sun Comes Up, dhu, dhu, dhu 🌬️🍌 Shequi Tita.

Do your homework, bitches:

† —1994 – Tip O’Neill, American lawyer and politician, 55th Speaker of the United States House of Representatives (b. 1912)

A¹, B², C³, CH⁴, D⁵, E⁶, F⁷, G⁸, H⁹ 

†~. Eye ⛷️ Got 🌲 Ewe 💀, Cher.

† —1998 – Sonny Bono, American singer-songwriter, producer, actor, and politician (b. 1935)

And, Alicia Menéndez… Eye is SIRIUS and Ewe, of all calle (🙊) ocho Marielitas (🦇) de La House that Bacardi built knows that en 🇪🇸 Castellano 🇪🇸, the letter 💃🏻 aitch 💃🏻  is number NINE, number NINE, number nine ♾️

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