Tag Archives: Fernando Javier Valdés Vicencio — San Bernardino 2011

Dear Donald, what a shitty ballroom

Any 🦉 hoot, mister president, NOW is your chance to drive your little fucking ballroom (balls deep) to TAIWAN, now suck She’s dick like a good little gangster.

Live from Sheena, Nuevo León.

 

For the record en Beijing, China, así como en China, Nuevo León, el sonido de la letra X es como la pipi : chi.
Chi chin pee greeted Donald in a Shitty toast… Xi’rs.

 

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Mister President : tear-down-this shitty backdrop, it’s hideous and tacky, —by gum! I’ve seen better sets au Jardin de Pont Neuf ; heck one’s being rolled out but not today because today is a holiday—something about PARAGUAY, l’Asunción, or some elevator like that.

 

In local news, and i, Armando Segovia, swear that i ain’t making this up ; cross my heart and hope to fuck off to Bogota, or any of the Banana Republics of the Monroe Doctrine, but sources close to the Sequoia teenager planted in front of the U.S. Embassy in Paris (rue Gabriel) relay to us, that the U.S. State Department took a page straight out of the Mexican Consulate in San Bernardino, California, and their Mexican sister satellite in Paris (rue des Victoires) to LITERALLY “transliterate” and hack the status of an official international traveling document. Issy-like-Life on Mars, I (armando serrano-prieto) have wrote it ten times or more, Issy-it’s-about to be writ again…
.             As I ask you to focus on :

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And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.