Tag Archives: La Mini Milpa de Châtelet

And on the Seventh Day, God reared his ugly head

“Viva Algeria, 5, 6, 7, 8… » fuck NJR⁸, Eye wants Mí R.S.A.!!! Said Tintin as he exited the French Tacos headquarters in the city of Grenoble, satellite to the “God’s Particle” lab under The Alps.

Anyhow, Carol is such a non-binary name… ain’t it, Jean-Marie? Eye is sure that the Billy Jean would agree.

⁸~. NJR Music is the French mechanism from TFI to counter The MTV 👩‍🚀 Music Awards.

The Face of the French Algerian Tintin.

Go ahead, Prime Minister Bayrou, go ahead Boo-Boo, give that influencer his Solidarity pay! Viva Algeria, viva Algeria in•deed.

Any 🦉 hoot Lisa Rubin, pink is knot your color, deer… but FUSHIA is, and Peter Baker at The New York Times, you can’t have it both ways, fuck you —and Mara Gay!!!

This just in… Canada just dropped-out out of the post-NAFTA accord. Here is Your Popcorn 🍿 Award, mister Trudeau. Enjoy the genetically modified Kernels of sunshine from Donald John Trump, a convicted fellow and executive counterpart of yours.

… and President Emmanuel Macron, Fuck BOUALEM SANSAL, and here is why, but first! ACROSS the Atlantic Évry body must get TOLLED. Every one, mister Macron, not just Mí. Also, you can’t shake hands with a journalist-killing régime like the one in Saudi Arabia and then rip your white executive shirt like you did in RUSSIA during the World Cup when Tintin takes all the Cake and then the motherfucker eats it too!!!

On the same track, fuck Amnesty International also. They protect ex-Mexican cops like Argentina protects Israelites and Nazis in their land.

Are You Better Off With Pornhub today than 4 Presidents Ago?

In this section Mika Brzezinski explains how 10-simple-words can be devastating to a pre-recorded package of Zbig’s leftover memorabilia over a telephone line.

Academic porn … ej-Em#, Academic CORN (knot porn) for educational sourcing, resourcing and of course, all that jazz.

Let’s do the math, 4 Presidents Ago = William Jefferson Clinton. And here is Y:

y = 46 – 1
y = 45 – 1
y = 44 – 1
y = 43 – 1

That there is four presidents ago, including nº45 our very own Wicked Pornhub hustler-in-chief.

. ° . therefore :

Freedom of ’76

Y = 42

CORNelio CORNy CORNwell presents

Can’t Buy Mí 🧬 transubstantiation 🧔🏻‍♀️
transubstantiation is all Ewe Knead

Let It Pop Deluxe Panamanian Edition : Tú, of U.S..

 

Klara Kristin agreed: Ce n’est que de l’eau and some ash with lime… masa para las masas, —pues… tú ya sabes.

Corn On The Dock.

In local news (stands)… it’s 1984 in front of the French Consulate in L.A., Maddona just made the front page and Sean Penn stars as The Wholie Ghost, together those two span a Child that will become The Great Cornholio, or as MTV exec’s used to call Beavis, “the second coming” of the astronaut 👨‍🚀 on the popcorn 🍿 statuette 🕴️, period.

Earnestly speaking, Cole… It takes a forgotten nigger to take the Snap o’Time³

Previously on The Beetles, Pink Anderson was singing for Big Pharma way be’FOE the FDA⁸ gave Big Pharma a name.

So, with that in mind, “Let Mí Tell Ewe”, how it will be, now that FIP dot fr went on vacation and put Évry Chicken Coop on playback.

Gotcha, nigga’ !!! I too have been to the Crossroads and I am currently laying low at Mandela’s Garden en Les Halles, casi esquina con Saint-Eustache de Bruxelles en France.

⁸~. 1957, Federal Drugs Administration joins The Capitol Gang on K Street in Washington, D.C., U.S. in A..

If the former Prime Minister can turn into a Hatian Ken Burns (for the moderate French, anyway), why? Why, Symone Sanders, WHY, can’t Elon Musk be the Speaker of The House? Why?

Armando Segovia is running for DNC Chairman.

The Real McBuck — Too Old To Change.

Musical guest:
Zat’ewe SOWETO Clos?
featuring The Rhodesian Ridge Hounds barking all the time.

Mais te vale.

CORN on The Docks — The Tipping Gore

The Army got me hooked on Oxicontin, the doctor said that it would ease my “headaches”.

Trou Story

I can see for Miles, and Coltrane and yes Adderall, — even Baker.

Anyhow transportation secretary, i ‘ve just heard your remarks about the dock workers strike on the eastern part of the continental United States in América:

☣️🌽

Could it be, that the same individual who made 14 billion U.S. Dollars thanks to his shipping enterprise is in the same capitalist lobby that wants to tell Mexico how to make their tortillas?

How would Justin up in Canada or Chasten in your kitchen feel, if say Claudia comes up with a synthetic formula to make maple 🍁 syrup in Toluca Lake or even Puebla de Zaragoza, and then flood the market in Toronto with that shit, eh, mister Buttigieg?

Eye means, fuggedaboutit about Culiacán, Pete, no “culiacanazo” will ever reach the levels of violence that them Canucks will unleash with their OTTAWA—POW—ZING—PUM in Maplelandia 🍁, heck mister Secretary, little ol’Eye reckons that even BATMAN himself would stay out of that trade war.

La mini milpa’s Autumn 🍁 Leaves 🍂🌾

¡Pare de Sur Fear! – a tale of 👣 two 🌞 Soles

It’s a Labor They weekend in Ten 👐🏾  y 👍🏼 Sí, and Alicia Menendez stars in Telemundo’s back to school telenovela : Shake The Duct.

A tale of two soles… with musical guest, Avi Velshi featuring Pitbull 🇵🇷

Synopsis:

Alicia obtains a SEE minus grade in/on her Abstract Funky Theory one-Oh-one class and she is sent back to Tennessee to get aquatinted with Country Funk Medina.

Any hoot 🦉 ers… in/in this section, the student in/on detention for the Summer Olympic Games of the XXXIII Olympiad in Paris, France, must understand, explain and, paint a motherfucking picture of the IMPERATIVE³ MOOD in Castellano knot Spanish.

¡Ten!

— Hey, tú ¡ten!… take this mug, and say cheers 🍻!

³~. Or transactional mood.

 

 

And, Alicia Menendez… who signed off on Simone’s Day Off

Let Mí guess, Simone is off to Chicago and she’s probably looking for a float to sing Danke Schöen from, isn’t she, Alicia? Isn’t she?

Un Maratón para cruzar la bendita Rivoli.

 

[Fickle file foto of Simone Sanders, in the role of Wayne Newton goes here] … but first: 

Todos traen su cara de miel 🍯.

 

Öüï switch, IT!, over to Shanghái, China, where an angry diplomat (a Mexican one) just made the day, punto y coma; now ANY SIMILARITIES to an ancienne incident at la Place de Victoires next to the Mexico house there, en FACE a las Carmelitas nuns shack is not far fetched from the imagination, heck, i reckon that when a similar incident happened there, the Fabriqué de La Solidarité on the opposite end of that church, Eye shit Ewe not, issued that ousted Mexican cónsul a very-very Chic studio overlooking La Seine… but then that same Mexican consulate official in Paris (2015 – 2017) had two French offsprings living here so, after that “cónsul” got ousted from The Mexican Foreign Service³, he found himself divorced and transformed as the first DIPLOMATIC CLOCHARD on the Streets of Paris, France.

If my memo-ria serves me well the tassel ear on a stalk is the equivalent of what Australians in The Louisiana Territory call a motherfucking “Shrimp on the BARBIE”.

Any hoot Alicia Menendez, little ol’ i could only had hoped that THE CÓNSUL ADSCRITO at the San Bernardino Mexican consulate could have been half the man public servant that Michel in Shanghái was when it came to a triste trámite.

³~. Mostly for being an ass at work, trou 🕳️ story.

Our apologies to Professor at Princeton, Eddie Gloude Junior.

All Apologies, gremlins got in the Güey and Staff could not snap 🫰🏼 James Car°Vile’s mug on time, but Öüï might get to that in a spiffy depending on how these pork costillas with ready-to-mix mashed potatoes for lunch… munch, munch, turn out.

No insistas, Susana Poveda, you can’t touch my cueritos fritos como chicharrón… Deer Lorde!!! I have outdone The Bear.

 

Eye tells Ewe watt, Eddie Gloude Chico, Öüï does knot care, Öüï gives less than a puck about the chile growing on la Quai des Mégisseries next to the Samaritan and LV. Our 🌽 huitlacoche 🌽 keeps growing along.

… and, Cousin Joe, the American Flag 🇵🇷 is a Weapon against 🇵🇸, now have an Avocado 🥑 Haass from the filthy Dutch, because every fucking time that an “american 2000-pound bomb” hits a 10-year old child in Rafah, Netanyahu has an orgasm. Because Benjamin is a sadistic 🇮🇱 fuck. Have fun at Mar-a-Lago, Florida.

Next up on the menu:

CORN SMUT with FILTHY ROQUEFORT
on a quesadilla de maïs
… con queso.

Got quesadillas?

Across the Atlantic, it came to pass, that the biggest WELFARE QUEEN at Capital Hill is none other than THE NATION OF ISRAEL. Being the War Pigs that (Israel is) “the tribe is insatiable” and can’t (munch) have enough of the phallic-shaped bombs.

And, Richard Haass, is it just Mí or does Benjamin Netanyahu sounds more and more like a rabid-savage troglodyte, the kind that one might read in that fake religion from The Old Testament?

Mazorca

Now, about those “Made in China” United States Flags, it’s like Richard M. Nixon and Ronald Reagan once said: if the American flag is burned because The Nation of Israel is acting like an asshole, then yes, by all means, burn that fucker because it’s just a rag, anyhow”.

And Cousin Joe… i found it more beneficial to bask my nuts in the sun than³

³~. … than say, worrying about the Paris Olympics, when little ol’ i is basking his bare-ass naked scrotum next to la Mini Milpa in Châtelet.

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🎶 Take Mí out to the All-Stars (game)…

Goooooooo, Dodgers.

 

³~. … than say, getting on a sloped roof and preventing the head-splitting shot of Donald John Trump, when little ol’ i could bask his low-hangin’ nuts next to la Mini Milpa in Châtelet.

Any how, Cunt°ri music played on the radio, but that’s only because Évry slit at FIP loves Johnny with Ca$h

Intermission before the intermedio

Quote of the they:

La maza… you wouldn’t understand, much less pronounce huitlacoche.

 

¡Ni siquiera se molestan en aprender el idioma!

 

Intermedio

 

But seriously Volks, ⚽ gremlins dressed like police officers took our herb but that’s ok, because Öüï ran into the Chile Olympic Delegation on L’a Seine, y “la gran diversión” is some mild shit, but that’s ok, because Eye ran into The Cuban Olympic Délégation en Marseille, hilarity ensues when Fonseca reveals that he is The Milly Vinilli de los pianistas… and Marjolena Kalten-Portier Guajira, ”girl you know it’s trou 🕳️ !”.