Fuck it Bill Maher… It’s Time for Grand Theft Barco

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🐏   Meeeeh: i was docked near Pont Marie with a near empty bottle of amber rhum by my side. A rock-a-billy band played next to an improvised stage catty-cornered to a city utility room that during summer of 2017 transformed into a bar, your transparent friend waved at me… me thinks that he was Kin to the near empty spirits bottle next to me, i couldn’t tell because my eyes got fixed on you. }—-~~~\*>   Ewe: Strolled erratically, screaming obscenities at something or someone that for regular passerby’s seemed to be invisible or that they simply ignored because not one got out of his/her way. You were wearing some rather beat up blue jeans and a black torn tee under what any qualified coiffeuse could call a month-long Keith Richards–binge ‘do… me thinks you were sailing on Vodka and pair of Vans, or maybe they were Converse… can’t remember, because my eyes were fixed on that cutest caboose that you have for bum bum cheeks that grace your ass.

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Ladies in Gemeni, this is an intermission and an SSA (streaming service announcement) all rolled up into one passionnata procession. Please be advised that next Friday, BMRT (Bill Maher on Real Time) and BTSC (Brozo The Shady Clown) are going to be off the interwebs in order to observe The Passion of a thing called International Hygiene Week, we repeat: Bill Maher en Tiempo Real y Brozo El Payaso Tenebroso van a Cesar sus actividades por los interwebs para poder observar la semana de Poncio Pīlātus… el lema del tema será: que chingue a su madre el que no se lave sus manus.

[Voz de hembra
Miss March as Laughter’s Mom
]

… previously on:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
with
Alejandro Trebek”.

[Voz de hombre
Jeff Goldblum
recaps how Armando Álvarez, playing the role of Will Farrell gave an answer on what el Año de Hidalgo signifies to “People in the know”… like say ex presidentes like Vicente Fox]

— Will Farrel as Clown Penis:

Because in the last year of a Six-year Mexican presidential term the masses always shout: ¡NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR!

[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek
]

— Ok… but can you put that in the form of a question, Armando… i mean this isn’t the first time riding this horse, eh.

Here’s the thing Bill Maher, or rather a Mexican Maxim for you: DE QUE LA PERRA ES BRAVA, pues hasta a los de la casa muerde. Ask “the distinguished gentleman” from El Paso, BETO O’ROURKE TO TRANSLATE THE SAYING FOR YOU. Tell him that Armando sent you… anygüey, Bill, this cutline is within the context of your rather naive and silly question to Presidente Fox on whether he was worried about the Russians meddling in the next Mexican presidential election… Bill—You Dolt! Fox got it right when he answered to you that “We” [as in the Mexican political class, not we the staff] have our “own game”, our OWN COSA NOSTRA with El PRI; and Bill, here’s “thing two,” —YOU fucking Dolt!— Vicente Fox was the equivalent of the Russians in the last two Mexican Presidential Elections, he’s been cock blocking Andrés Manuel López Obrador since 2006… Vicente Fox is “the” VERBO TO YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS IN el PRI. }—-~~~\*> Bill — You Dolt! You hosted Keyser Soze disgused as a former Mexican President. You are worst than Kurt Russell on Tequila Sunrise.

… no se vaya, pero deteniendo y continue con nosotros por que al regresar:

[Voz de hembra
Sarah Silverman
]

“El Verbo” a.k.a. “Chente el Zorro”, alias Keyser Soze en El Yunque y en El Opus Dei… }—-~~~\*> Uso justo de HBO (hobo en espagnol) y Real Time con un Dolt.

… it’s part two of:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
with Alejandro Trebek, and it is Mario Vargas Llosa’s turn at figuring out what « El Año de Hidalgo » means to a Washington guard dog, eh.”

uso justo de los de la casa.

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Las fuentes:

Lookin for Gemini: https://nytimes.com/2018/03/23/business/craigslist-personals-trafficking-bill.html?referer=https://www.google.fr/

International Hygiene Week: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate

1 de marzo — Time-delayed entry

Place Louis Lépine
75004

Context continues to follow…

Realmente estamos desconcertados…
y no por el baile que está programado para mañana,
allí mero en el viejo cuarto (1511) del acantonamiento
de La Prefectura de Policía… en Cité.

Estamos desconcertados por otra cosa.

Issy, chatos se trata de una Cita con la carnala de Columbia
mañana pasando el medio día, el staff,
va a Bailar otro Vals con la Chica de
gorro frigio y,
Segoviaspixes le va a proponer a Marianne
que huarachemos todos juntos, el Himno de Jaime Nunó…

pero en versión : BACKMASKED
es decir, con la máscara del « Hijo del SANTO »
puesta al revés, pues.
Un baile de Mascarada con mensajes…
subliminales, —o algo así.

}—~~~\*>

The Good Thing that WE can say about el sexenio de Peña Nieto,
is that the incident in Paraguay, where Green, White, and Red flags
along side Red, White, and Blue flags
— both without a national seal —
were used to decorate the path
not to represent the two States…
i wonder what would happen if Old Glory was to visit Paraguay,
would the Stripes have to wave without its Stars?

Anygüey, Mika…

Tomorrow we will reveal what sort of subliminal messages
El himno Nacional Mexicano delivers
when spinned backwards,
so if you are into that stuff,
our guess is that you’ll have to
Stick Around, eh?

“… for it is a Human number” — You wouldn’t understand…

Section 5 — Book Review (page III).

En estos momentos, El Embajador de la lucha libre mexicana, “El Mil Mascaras”, se transporta hasta el WWF del pancracio de Rick Flair.

SWEETIE… You, me, and The Devil Makes Three. —_—  “I am tired of the debates of whether the Republican Party is going to be the “Conservative Party” or the “Liberal Party”; I’m just tired of being: the stupid party“, said Nicole Wallace, according to my Cousin Joe, in reference to a July 2017 interview of Alabama’s Republican candidate to the U.S. Senate, Roy Moore, who revealed that he had NO CLUE, or NO IDEA of what the DACA PROGRAM was all about, nor who the DREAMERS were [1]. ~_~ LICHA AGUILAR’S front cover is courtesy of Hugh Hefner (R.I.P).

Welcome, it’s our 666th edition and in tonight’s content, Semiotics meets Latin American Literature and Social Science via a gentleman’s magazine y la colaboración de un perucho que un día en las pantallas de la televisión mexicana del PRI, puso a temblar las campanas de los pantalones de don Octavio Paz —one-each— en una emisión de Televisa; [KEY WORD: La Dictadura Perfecta] and for this reason, tonight the heavens are going to put out a Centerfold Edition in honor of the man who put bunny ears on on the hottest tails on earth. Dear, Sir, thank you for Elizabeth Aguilar… And that’s all that i’m going to jerk… excuse me, that is all that i’am going to say…

<< En noviembre, saldremos del Estado de derecho, … perdón, saldremos del estado d’Urgencia.>> —_— Credits and context follows… Uso justo de Le Point en France.

En un abrir y cerrar de reformas regresamos… Por mientras, it’s a four-day Weekend Edition, [the staff] is celebrating the 666th posting on this blog… Saludos a “las cronicas del otro mundo”, a “Romina Colli”, a “Rosaluma”, a “Mpaulinact”, a MARÍA (Q.E.P.D), a “papi chulo… Ese Pinche Shiflillo”, a “Jesús Pascual Aragonenses”, a “Michael Ehrhardt”, al “Dr. Joseph Suglia”, y a el resto de los otros “tres lectores” que no nos leen; gracias por sus pinches “likes”.

… If the image on this frame reminds you of Baphomet; you might be a candidate for Apopheniac. Apopheniac is a prescription drug engineered to ease your deepest nightmares about the end of the world; if you suffer from christian talk radio sindrome ASK MARIO VARGAS LLOSA about Apopheniac. Side effects of Apopheniac includes a sudden loss of urgency to keep a close personal relationship with you automatic rifle, and complete disgust for the word ‘Mega’, especially in front of a super market, or a fucking church… Talk to your doctor about Apopheniac —_— Uso justo de Libération en France.

… regresamos con Pink Martini:

Ladies and gentlemen… Pink Martini; bonus track: “All Hail”, by the Santa Cruz trio: “The Devil Makes Three.

All Hail: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4aRuN0DY41s


1. http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/gop-still-coming-to-grips-with-moore-s-win-in-alabama-1056870467847