Jabón del arrastrado agradecido and Waxing Gibbous 🌔 Solutions presents:

La Lupita sin Papas

Desdel Cielo una hermosa mañana… Úrsula!!! Cien Años.

And in México, in Mexico the C.I.A. stopped beating around the gobernadora and will be taking over the State Department (U.S. Embassy) in Polanco.

For the record, installing Ken Salazar as the middle “Henry Lane Wilson” man during a populist transformation was a clear transparency, not a contrast, as to how U.S. “progressives³” are so out of touch with their (yes, their) Operation Wetback.

³~.Progress if’s, and only ifs… The virgin comes from New Mexico.

But thank you for returning Santa Rosa de Lima and her one-arm baby Jesus, patron saint of hand-granade victims… apparently, anyhow.

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But seriously, mister Avocado Haass, remember the Chinese balloon incident of only a few news cycles ago? Well nevermind that shit,  “Ancient Aliens” is about to start a new franchise called “Current Intruders”.