What a puny little bitch, President Trump is³, “I know nothing about The Fed’s indictment”

³~. Because of how he pretends to be like Pablo Escobar in that capo’s most guajiro dream:

Sueño guajiro : when Colombians believe that just because Gabo got the Nobel, esos parceros piensan que la Tequendama del Bacán inventó el Realismo Mágico… ask Elena Garro, her dad was the biggest Nobel Prize winning fag.

That’s All Volks! The United States of America has become a “shit hole” country. Oh, how the turntables have turned ; ahora vamos a bailar.

https ://www .independent .co .uk /news /world /americas /us-politics /trump-jerome-powell-federal-reserve-investigation

Más vivo… nomás Adolfo 🇮🇹 en Roma celebrando a Marte.

Ana Cabrona reports from Thyme’s Square, were nurses are on strike.

Merry 🐇 Melodies : The Main Nazi-in-Charge stars in, “The I.C.E. rinks of Minnesota. »

 

In Paris, France, Farm Aid went sour and thanks to Mamma Meloni in Rome, los melones de Mercosur will grace fruit salads everywhere, “de Algeciras a Estambul ”.

Room for other people — it’s a Cyclops world

Rue de Rivoli, casi esquina con Clochard Central under Pont Neuf en face à La Moneda.

https :// fip /certains-l-aiment /entretien-avec-valeria-bruni-tedeschi

Read between the lines and call Mí in the Morning before breakfast 🥞.

We begin in Nice, where the Promenade des Anglais-eses are worshipping El Mar ⛵, or something like that.

Over at Ventimiglia, the MIGA movement is making Saturday Night great again.

Venezia!!! — et CARLA Bruni!!! — Y Mozarella!!! quiero tírarme — A VALERIA BRUNI (cha-cha-cha)… Eye wanna be your FANstassi, maybe Ewe could be Mine.

Trastaverina… Roma es | se amoR

Hoy no hubo Bowie. Janis on the other side of that oyster ate Bobby’s clam chowder on, “As The World Turns”.

No insistas Susana, mi corazón es de Bruni.

A Tale of Two Women and then there’s “La Guadalupana in Paris³”

³~. Sandra Luprecio… nuestra señora de pederastas, narcos, y la élite mexicana en París… knot actually based on EMILY in Paris, but certainly in/on the sketch of CINDY “la regia”, o sea, —wey…

Previously on:

Shattered Glass… “[A]nd now you know, the rest of the story”.

Requiem for Polite Society, from a con:
To Theys word of the day is Orange
and the color to Match is French Representative
and honorary benevolence
at The Place Where
Évry body knows your name,
Maud Gatel.

If your name is Jim Vandehei, on Morning Joe: fuck you, fuck your AXIOS “bubbles”… “[A]nd I hope Öüï passed the audition.”

Ladies in Gemini…
simón³ que sí,
It’s time for PEDRO,
or as the Eye’talian Prime Minister
and, —sexual mint goddess
Georgia Meloni calls him,
“our pibe at The Vatican”:
FRANCISCO.

In a New York Minute… your coverage changes³

³~. “Can Ewe hear Mí now?”.

¡Carra… zo!!!

 

Ladies in Gemini, to celebrate the naturalizzazione de Milei by donna Giorgia, Raffaela Carrà is brought back from Purgatory and onto the holographic scene of Sicily, Sardinia, and of course la Corsica sin escala con Elba, because there’s nothing there.

Ballo Ballo, yes you can. You can also drive my Car… yes, Eleanor Rigby was plagiarized y, “corre, corre por el boulevard”.