Tag Archives: El Tec de Monterrey — Campus Sorbona

A Tale of Two Women and then there’s “La Guadalupana in Paris³”

³~. Sandra Luprecio… nuestra señora de pederastas, narcos, y la élite mexicana en París… knot actually based on EMILY in Paris, but certainly in/on the sketch of CINDY “la regia”, o sea, —wey…

Previously on:

Shattered Glass… “[A]nd now you know, the rest of the story”.

Requiem for Polite Society, from a con:
To Theys word of the day is Orange
and the color to Match is French Representative
and honorary benevolence
at The Place Where
Évry body knows your name,
Maud Gatel.

If your name is Jim Vandehei, on Morning Joe: fuck you, fuck your AXIOS “bubbles”… “[A]nd I hope Öüï passed the audition.”

Ladies in Gemini…
simón³ que sí,
It’s time for PEDRO,
or as the Eye’talian Prime Minister
and, —sexual mint goddess
Georgia Meloni calls him,
“our pibe at The Vatican”:
FRANCISCO.

The F.B.I. is reaping what it sowed… Desdel Cielo, Masiosare de La Mar

Jabón del arrastrado agradecido and Waxing Gibbous 🌔 Solutions presents:

La Lupita sin Papas

Desdel Cielo una hermosa mañana… Úrsula!!! Cien Años.

And in México, in Mexico the C.I.A. stopped beating around the gobernadora and will be taking over the State Department (U.S. Embassy) in Polanco.

For the record, installing Ken Salazar as the middle “Henry Lane Wilson” man during a populist transformation was a clear transparency, not a contrast, as to how U.S. “progressives³” are so out of touch with their (yes, their) Operation Wetback.

³~.Progress if’s, and only ifs… The virgin comes from New Mexico.

But thank you for returning Santa Rosa de Lima and her one-arm baby Jesus, patron saint of hand-granade victims… apparently, anyhow.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

But seriously, mister Avocado Haass, remember the Chinese balloon incident of only a few news cycles ago? Well nevermind that shit,  “Ancient Aliens” is about to start a new franchise called “Current Intruders”.

Travel Advisory for Puebla de Zaragoza — It could have not happened to a better person

El Fondo:

Chacha means girl in Puebla.

Human Behavior and political parties… “It’s bullshit!”, said the former lawyer for President Trump, speaking on the Loser president’s big lie about a stolen election. And true to form, “Bullshit Barr” himself, said that he would vote for his former ‘client’ if Donald was the Big Fucking elephant on the 2024 Olympic’s High Graft competition at the federal level.

La universidad mexicana que está entre las 50 instituciones que más millonarios “producen” a nivel mundial²

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Los Pueblos Mágicos de Castañeda³

Congresswoman Johanna Torress said Mr. Picazo had been “a talented, dedicated young man, committed to his country and with big dreams in life”.

… FYI, mister Picazo was getting ready to come to Europa, Madrid specifically, to get his Doctorate in “how to fuck MEXICO… and not lose any Sleep in El Tec de Monterrey, —Campus Guadalajara.

² ~. https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2022/06/12 /la-universidad-mexicana-que-esta-entre-las-50-instituciones-que-mas-millonarios-producen-a-nivel-mundial/
³~. Vía Proméxico—en La Sorbonne.

Versión brUTEP por Xavier Siria de Levario de Ravel del Passos-ese.

Ce soir, vous allez tous danser
Avec les filles que vous aimez
Et bien vous amuser
Tandis que moi
Je reste là
A travailler
Sans jamais m’arrêter

Primera vuelta, tercer párrafo, by

Xavier Passos

Don’t go to Mexico, period! But if you are still skeptical never mind the drought up in the North, the wonton violence of it’s South or, for the fact that there is no Taco Bell south of Tijuana, from See to shining Gulf Stream, —in Reynosa.

Any how, quick recap (no pun intended) I, Armando Segovia, re-loaded the once-upon-a-Time memories in El Monte, de Fort Bliss, on account of, asparagus!!! Silly Barr.

Deer, Le Van Esparza, you have to be French to ‘relax’, you stage-aire peddler. Pay your interns, you SonoVabitch!!! With real money not that fucking radio france bon-coin certificate.

In Local News: Heat Wave follows.

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