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La Guadalupana

ex-Comunicado de la cancillería :

The güeys and the means.

 

I tells Ewe what, María Machado Corina, “Bambi” can’t shine a light on your clandestine ways of travel.

“Bambi”, for the un-initiated is the Venezuelan C.I.A. operative, Luis Posada Carriles, who obsessed about assassinating Fidel Castro and, is credited with giving Ted Cruz’ dad the gun that Harvey Oswald used to kill Camelot with.

Caballeros de Colón, punto y aparte coma, —dos periods.

Any  🦉 hoot, Katty Kay, is Mika Brzezinski doing her own make-up now?  And jeez-weez, Katty! Are Joe and Mika transmitting from a trailer home NOW? Tell the truth, Katty, did President Trump have a role on/in the MS and NBC divorce? Tell Ewe what Katty, that new round table sure is a nice replacement mueble to the temporary IKEA table that the new studios for MSNOW at Times Square came with.

Times New Roman (decorum)

Way to roll with the process… pero de cualquier manera, Katty Kay, Rome didn’t succumb immediatly after the East-West thing between them good patricians and those bad generals got Roma out of the ruling process, not by a long shot (~500 years ) so all things being proportional but not necessarily equal the decline of The United States of America should last anywhere between 49 and 50 years, trust Mí—Eye did the maths and rounded-up all of the angles, anyhow and even then, Joe Scarborough’s wealth will probably keep him sailing for another decade or so, that’s how rich that son-of-a-bitch is, but just like the Roman Empires (West and Orthodox) became a political cesspool by the end, so will the fucking “exceptionalism” that those motherfuckers with a red MAGA hat tout at everyone around the globe. And it’s all Henry Kissinger’s fault, trust Mí, that nigga owes me, —five bucks.

The F.B.I. is reaping what it sowed… Desdel Cielo, Masiosare de La Mar

Jabón del arrastrado agradecido and Waxing Gibbous 🌔 Solutions presents:

La Lupita sin Papas

Desdel Cielo una hermosa mañana… Úrsula!!! Cien Años.

And in México, in Mexico the C.I.A. stopped beating around the gobernadora and will be taking over the State Department (U.S. Embassy) in Polanco.

For the record, installing Ken Salazar as the middle “Henry Lane Wilson” man during a populist transformation was a clear transparency, not a contrast, as to how U.S. “progressives³” are so out of touch with their (yes, their) Operation Wetback.

³~.Progress if’s, and only ifs… The virgin comes from New Mexico.

But thank you for returning Santa Rosa de Lima and her one-arm baby Jesus, patron saint of hand-granade victims… apparently, anyhow.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

But seriously, mister Avocado Haass, remember the Chinese balloon incident of only a few news cycles ago? Well nevermind that shit,  “Ancient Aliens” is about to start a new franchise called “Current Intruders”.

Deer, NYPD Deputy Commissioner of Operations : PRESENTE

Dear, Kaz… you might not like it, but the real criminal was that healthcare CEO and the industry that his dead carcass represents. Luigi Mangione deserves the Keys to The City.

Cinnamon unrolled over Beethoven. Followed by Johnny Be Good.

Kaz Daughtry is a 👮🏿‍♂️New York cop, with full medical benefits and is bestowed with the “blessing” of shooting first to protect his own fucking medical coverage déductibles… and asking questions later.

In local news, it’s Mexican Jesus’ mom birthday-Eve Happy Birthday “Lupita”. We work in a 36-hr workday so it’s ok if Eye wishes Ewe, Guadalupe, on your 493rd apparition in San Diego’s mind, —a happy birthday in Escondido /s.

Happiness Is A Warm Frisbee 🥏 on Pablo’s wax 🐵 mold, or: how the re-election of Donald Trump in The United States exposed a disconnect “between  the conceptual apparatus by which the Contemporary Discipline* “understands the world AND the Historical origins of the discipline in the world”, del mundo de Le Monde³.

³~. Morefield ♦️ Crashing the Cathedral, pp.131-132, Journal of the History of Ideas. Jan 2020; Vol. 81, Nº1.

*~. Emphasis was found like this Öüï did knot change a word.

We now switch, IT!, over to “Crushing The Cathedral” and try to develop a paragraph that explains how The United States went from following the Professors to falling for the “I never pay for a meal” Influencers.

Tic Tok motherfuckers, Washington, D.C. has changed. And you can take Sam Stein to the bank.

Any 🦉 hoot, Tulsi Grabass, you’ll be happy to learn that on yesterday’s Morjo Show, Joseph Charles Scarborough was all giddy for 2 hour—spy movies turning into a 10-episode Netflix-Universal show. Thereby synthesizing (without his spandex slack-wearing ass even knowing) how Morefield’s cathedral was crushed, but that’s just how Scarborough works, first he reads The New York Post while sipping on wet Cocoa Puff milk, and then he comes here, to my blog to put some meat on the plate.

Halló silver, su mercé?

Case in point, as i type these CHARACTERS, Joe Scarborough is literally creating an A.I. version of my characters… change your oil filter on your luxury 🐎 ‘Stangs, Cousin Joe or your shaft will blow up. Change your Oil Filters or EYE will call the FRAM fellow to charge you my fee. Pay me now, or pay me later Cousin Joe.

But For… Cousin Joe’s involvement with Buzzfeed at the unesco in 2016, this blog would not be here, and Donald John Trump would never have been Nº 45, but Cousin Joe just had to collude with the Nicolas Maduro Youth in Paris, to seal my fate.

And that, that is the difference between an actual veteran, and a fucking “send your kids to war politician” like Morning Joe.

Now talk about confluences among the Verizon Mail 📬 reading act.

Last week with The Children of The Beast⁶⁶⁶

… for it is a human number, heck! It has its own chapter in the Bible. Meet me after a masturbation³ session and then Öüï will head straight to Spain, where Eye has never been.

It’s Cardinals appreciation week, in Instant-Bull on parade.

Today is the First Day of the Rest of your POSADAS
(in Mexico)
and the Simbang Gabi novena
(In The Philippines)…
IT’S A GUAYABERA MIRACLE!!!

In local news, it’s 1641 and one of the evil cardinals¹ in the Judas conspiracy of “30 Coins” from Spain gets his red hat and then decides to shoot at a fucking caravela just for fun.

¹~. Jules Mazarin, who Eye has it on good authority to relay that the Evil Cardinal started wearing “Blue Suede Shoes” after he heard Carl Perkins write The King’s iconic hit.

1431 – Hundred Years’ War: Henry VI of England is crowned King of France at Notre Dame in Paris.

1955 : le chanteur country Carl Perkins compose ce qui deviendra son plus grand succès, et un des plus grands d’Elvis Presley, la chanson Blue Suede Shoes.

Six degrees of a fucking TACO, with Bacon 🥓, Kevin… S V.P. RSVP.

El derecho a trabajar, y los enanitos porno. Issy, them drops are not rain but pure Rocky Mountain Oyster Jam.

El bombero torero desencadena la polémica en Murcia y Teruel

“They (the leaders, editor’s note) are looking for excuses not to have to confront me. I am invested in the Venezuelan people. There are no excuses,” added Maria Corina Machado, handily victorious in the opposition primaries.

In 20minutes . fr, Présidentielle au Venezuela : « Personne ne nous écartera »… La principale opposante conteste son inéligibilité

Nostalgia con, “Los Amigos Invisibles”
Arepa 2000 ♥

“I would have preferred to do it myself.”

https ://elpais .com /espana /2023-06-21 /murcia-y-teruel-encienden-la-polemica-al-programar-espectaculos-de-bombero-torero-prohibidos-por-ley

It checks out, the second scene of the HoBO in Spain production of “30 Coins” shows a veteranary doctor finishing the last stage of a pregnacy in the dairy cattle industry, half a dozen people (7 men and an old woman) surround the Holstein that is supposed to deliver a calf and not one motherfucker, sin contar a la vieja, moved a centimeter when the script called for a barn door to be blown-open by the harsh storm happening outside of that nativity scene. The diabolical precission of the times in that scene shows the motherfucking veteranarian pulling her forearms out of the calving bovine vestibule, stand up, walk towards and then close the goddamned door herself.

… and if Los Amigos de México y Venezuela (en Francia) are just learning that cows have a vestibule, it’s because they don’t even know the price for a liter of milk in their hometowns, ‘chacha does the courses” and her paisano~son sends the remittences para navidad.

Buenas tardes/nochis doña Poni… para la memoria

¡Pásele, pásele!!!

Breaking old Knews news:

Donald Trump formalizes the
FUCK YOU
Emmanuel Macron.

The U.S. is officially, not colloquially out of the
COP 21.

No pierda usted la oportunidad de ver la cabeza de Louis XVI flotando por encima de la “venerada” Prefectura de Policía en Cité y por supuesto, La Saint–Chapelle.

Para la memoria... en la prefectura

Para la memoria… en la prefectura.:.3F13DB3D-97EB-45A6-9E3A-9F6B3CB51F19 •|• Respuesta para La Defensa de La Prefectura de París, en el caso contra Armando Segovia, follows… en la voz de “cuchito–cuchito”, of course. —_¡_— Foto por segoviaspixes: COPYLEFT, CREATIVE COMMONS , Share–Alike, Not-for-Profit (putos), and of course All that JAZZ.

Que no le digán, —doña Poni— y ni–que los Vargas Llosas del Club de Amigos de México en el I.C.M.* me la vayán a CUENTear.

* Instituto cultural mexicano

Even Frankenstein was D.A.R.E.

Even Frankenstein* was D.A.R.E. —.:.— 7511F678-D56D-4CE4-8EC9-BC409DB8EEBA •|• *Nothanael Evaristo León Moreno… “just one of the bunch”.

Musical guest:
Skid Row’s holiday jazz album
Recorded L.I.V.E. at Matthew’s Witness Lounge.

Chauve-nist

Viejo Chauve-nist… pero nunca, eso sí, nunca, !un Viejo Lesbiano como Vicente Fox!!!

http://luchawiki.org/index.php/Frankenstein

 

10 de dic

Día Internacional de los Derechos Humanos

Cortesía: ciudadanosxlapaz.wordpress.com……………………….. Fair Use of content for the purpose of documenting Mexican social movements desde Francia; ya con la ligera ventaja del tiempo, un cuaderno, los acomodos, y un espejo retrovisor.

El ejercicio del reportaje de investigación permite hacer un catalogo que abocete o quizá llegue a delinear el compromiso, los conflictos y los intereses en algunos interlocutores de movimientos socio-políticos, culturales y en el caso de “las misas de aniversario de la Virgen de Guadalupe”, pues hasta en lo que supone de pilón —la religión.

Aconteció:

Una día como ayer, pero de 2012, un grupo de mexicanos convocó “a creyentes, agnósticos y ateos” para interponer, “algún milagro relacionado” con el entonces recién investido Enrique Peña Nieto.

Los inquietos argumentaban en su convocatoria, que “sólo un milagro podría sacar a México del oscuro pozo,” donde yace el país —leía en esos días lo que también fue un montón de Twit’s.

Hoy, 10 de diciembre, Día Internacional de los Derechos Humanos y durante la entrega del Premio Nobel en Noruega, una bandera mexicana manchada con sangre nos dice que la situación de inestabilidad en México sigue igual —si no un tanto peor.

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