Entonces Nancy Zahmer, en dónde quedó proméxico?
Sprechen Sie Slam? Word!
Indionecio’s Romance en Palermo
After the break is the shoeshine boy de da’Maddow Show followed by Armando Segovia en La Casa de México en París.
Burn 🇺🇸 Baby — Burn 🇺🇸
Story by Catalonio Barcelonneto de Peralvillo, guión por Fenster the copy editor.
Enter The Dragon — Got Would
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s the 23rd hour of the first lunar day of 2024 and in Paris, France, not to be outdone by Bruce Lee, the Filthy French pulled out a wooden Eiffel Tower, and now we know why the Iron Lady was on Fire 🔥 just a few They’s ago³.
³~. And, it’s not going to be a quickie, this is a 36-hour hump. 01/26/2024.
No Woman Don’t Cry
🐲 Any how, Maud Gatel in a few, before noon, you will receive in your inbox a Cc of the critical analysis of your visit to the place where Évry body knows your name. Meet me at The Barbie Museum on Route 66 in Albuquerque, NM… Öüï’s gonna open the wrong door to Tom°Bouc°Tou 🐇
Ladies in Gemini, Pedro Vendedores.
Or, something like So.
Breaking knews, a funny thing happened on the way to The Oratorio, got drunk, and Then… the Pink Panther showed up… that is to say, let’s make that read a Sunday morning thing ☕
In the mean time, here is something completely different:
El Sur°Realismo también existe.
Previously on, “Tu vuo’ fa’ l’americano”…
⁹~. Eye told Ewe’ol that I could see The INSEE for Miles.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-purse_snatchin-karmitz-autour-du-cinema-NAPOLITANO-louvre
“We’ve used text-to-speech technology to translate these questionnaires, but we’d like to test these translations to see if they’re good enough and intelligible enough, and I’d like to know if it would be possible to… yada, yada, yada …
Full Buck Moon on the 4th of July… and if you buy D.A.T. you will get a mattress for our 4th of July edition of: Baby You’re a Rich man’s girl.
[Informations Mains Libres: Enquête Sans Domicile ; Insee]
https ://www .insee .fr /fr /metadonnees /source /serie /s1002
To Serve and Protect, from L.A. with love… I’ve seen this episode of The Streets of Bakersfield too and it goes like this, “I came here looking for something, I couldn’t find anywhere else ” :
En France, la carte de séjour compétences et talents était un titre de séjour qui a été créé par une loi du 24 juillet 2006, avant d’être supprimé en 2016³.
³~. I have it on good authority to release the following and arc da’Fuck out of the Plan Merida of 2007 and my visit in the Fall of 2010 to the French Consulate on Highway 66 in El Ey: that the “compétences” part of the iniciative was NIXED with Mí in mind*.
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Carte_de_sejour_competences_et_talents
It will be issued to Indian computer scientists, but not to Beninese doctors, because their country needs them.
Elle a été remplacée par la carte de séjour Passeport Talent.
… and thus, The Masked Singer was created for the good people of France.
Light my voice recognition translator.
Well Ewe know that it would be untrue, 🔥💃🏻
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ad_hoc_hypothesis
It’s the What IF, we get lucky in France refugee defense.
Hoy, 2 de Julio del 2023, Franciso Belmont se indigna con la muerte del Che Guevara. Al mismo tiempo, recibe su MOCHADA de la cámara de comercio en la américa latina del IHEAL (Sorbonne, annexo¹), and to quote Chucho Salinas, of Luis Echeverria fame at “El Blanquita⁸”, “en El frontón a eso se le llama “ chayote en especie”.
¹~. À la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux en Versailles.
But First, let the record show that JUANITO Guanavacoa is pandering to Alain Rouquié on his show and he just bumped SoFy Velasco to the second hour of his apologiste spectacle for the Blues Men en Andalusia y Montpellier.
And, Martin at the Bagagerie del bendito instituto de estadísticas francesas de los franceses en francia… have you ever been to Torreón? Not nécessairement to the watchtower, all along la colonia Roma de tu embajador en México?
Oh, say can you fuckers see?
²~. Y que chingue a su madre Maxin aussi… but let the décalage fellow alone, Brasil is already fucked, so let’s switch it over to LA PORTE DES LILAS where Juanito Guanavacoa is clowning around with music that his harmonica does not understand.
Now, then… with this being Summer in Paris, Juanito Guanavacoa is going to slowly turn his propaganda into the news d’actualité en su pinche rancho de Méxique, but like they say in Botzaris, “when the cats go on vacation, a las ratas les brotan alas como alacranes de Oberkamfpt.”
The following event is sponsored by PROMéXICO and La Chambre de Comercio de América latina en La Porte de Versailles. ELITISMO vende PATRIA.
{or}
as President Sarkozy once said on wikipedia tv:
… It is a question of organizing not a brain drain but a circulation of $kill$.
or maybe it was his Immigration Tsar who said that.
And as that takes place, Juanito talks MEXICO narco-news, under pressure. Meanwhile, his Franchute audicene is living the dream in all of the VAcations SPots around their colonies, including OAXACA y MICHOACAN.
NAturally, Juanito will focus on “the viagras” just like President Emmanuel Macron focused on video games to bottle-up the latest police incident avec un POC with issues. And please, Susanita, don’t even get me started with “los templarios”.
Part won of tú.
Who killed The Phantom? Let’s ask The New York City Mayor… Di Blasio, not the other guy… he’s our prime suspect on this case, the Mayor was last spotted braggin’ about how he gave “The Keys” to the city, to the fellow who pulled the curtains on The Phantom. I smell a rat tsar on this one, and it is not pretty. Knot pretty at all, and I mean each and Évry last one of Ewe pretty-motherfuckers!
The following is a Public Service Advertorial… and Reverend All, I do mean ALL of you, because that feeling that Mika Brzezinski has about Gun Violence in America sin acento right now, rings true to what Mexicans on the receiving end of those “western union remesas” have been feeling since the Merida DRAFT in 2006.
You have to head East from La Parole Errante towards Vincennes… in 2011, because that is where Mika’s observation intersects with the artistic expression of the artist known as “Freddy Cats” and his ‘cholos re-loaded’.
Note to disqualifying judges : this is a motherfucking adaptation, not a direct translation, on account that that particular body of work was killed by the Préfecture de Police at Cité and proméxico… just the facts, Stephanie Menou, —just the facts, madam. And Stephanie, do say hello to Talía “saltamontes” Olvera, por favor³.
Negro… this is exactly what I am talking about, no sooner did Benny Blanco from The Bronx put out his vision of América and the no-good Paris tourism board in collaboration (no less) with Denis Soula (that motherfucker) both reacted by eating the GO’ill de Niza and a motherfucking GREC! Le Culot, Susana Pubeda! La audace, Aussie, el descaro. What’s next MONY-MONY?, that Lionel Esparza is going to dish out to they—hoy, a François “Comme d’Habitude” with Rosa Parks’ “My Wey“? No imagination whatso-fucking Eva! None… have a seat, rookie.
Öüï find La Kerschovas at chez Los Feliz, in at Grifo’s³ Park in El Ey, where a notorious smuggler heir, —hier soir— delivered the goods to La Kerschovas in Réel Temps de Cerise 🍒.
La des°fach°a°tez franco-romana de France Musique.
[³~.Word roots for Ugly Mexicans at politico dot com with a conflict of interest WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG go here for the purpose of the contrariant resolution of The Pen Club 2003 Transliteration and Adaptation Grand 🏎️ Prix para el trono 🚽… ]
³~. Very well, Alex Dutilh, let Mí introduce you to my little friend, PRUDENCE… and just to set the scene for the good people of Montreuil-sous-Bois, and especially Marie-Laure Coulmin at the Club de Mediapart, the president of PENCLUB français³ was right, it takes a little more than an internet application to translate a text, “to do it right child,” just as the one who is called the “Quiet one” said, —all those years ago.
³~. So sorry if I did not catch your name last Saturday, April 15th at La Parole Errante
So, with the aforementioned in mind, let’s connect the dots, because I am not about to start pulling SHIT out of LA CAÑERIA without knowing how to fix LA TUYAUTERIE. De arranque what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common? Anyone? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common?
Bueller? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common?
— That’s right, Ferris, these things are FALSE FRIENDS when it comes to TRANSLATION and INTERPRETATION, but ol’Number Two (no pun intended, mister President) just got back to Del Aware and that crafty son-of-a-bitch stole a leprechaun’s lucky coin so let U.S. bring in Luigi Mario from 1993, not the one from 2023 to make a MAGICK circle with the 30 years celebrated this past week, which of course is our common-base to bring in the other circles and join these to-get-her…
{and}
— see what each MANDOrLA on a vesica piscis is going to reveal. Perhaps a song, or a tree, who knows! CA3422 en PANtone.
Later at 20h CET it’s a New Edition of:
Screen-grab courtesy of Kirk Lazarus Talent Agency.
What da’Hecq! Let’s go 20,000 leagues down El Toledo. By Victoriano Hu…Go.
Wait one for The Phantom’s autopsie from a French morgue… I have the murder weapon.
Circle forward to part Two. And didn’t I tell Ewe Yesterday that it was going be a Ghost Note? Didn’t Eye?
An Epic Tale, with Chinese subtitles in Cyrillic:
史诗故事
shǐ shī gù shì
https ://asegovia3 .com /2023/03/22 /previously-on-oh-my-lucky-day-its-bip-le-clown-du-mans/
WESTERN SOCIETY FOR FRENCH HISTORY
FORTY-THIRD CONFERENCE
November 5-7, 2015
Hyatt Chicago Magnificent Mile
Chicago, Illinois
2D: Creating & Defining the French Empire across Borders in the 19th Century
(Illinois)
Chair: Rebecca Hartkopf Schloss, Texas A&M University
Trading Rules:
Colonial Models for New World Spaces: French Reflections on Mexico, 1830s–
1860s
Paul Edison, University of Texas, El Paso. Page 12.
And Charlotte Bibring, Eye is appalled that you would call “Jelousy” a dish best chowed-down while it is still hot… or something like that, Eye is off-course, paraphrasing or as the French loving liberal arts fellows at PennU say: reforMULAndo “A French ‘ville mexicaine’ in the Year of Mexico in France that Wasn’t,”… that was, for professor Christi Brookes y Los FRANCHUTES de Central Michigan University, without dangling a participle to the Western Society for French History 50th Annual Conference in Detroit ROCK CITY!
And at the PLATE: Ewe, bien sûr que Öüï!
Annotated biblio-screen grabs.
https ://static1 .squarespace .com /static /Program-2012 .pdf
Session 3: Friday, 12 de octubre 2012
3:30-5:00
3A
Anglo-American encounters in the Fin-de-siècle… and other assorted “Miss America’s” tales.3B
Messaging France: Cultural Politics at Home and Abroad
Comments by: W. Scott l’Haine, University of Maryland University College
“Scenes from the Paris Exposition Coloniale of 1931: and other Grand Palais Plywood Planks.
“A French ville mexicaine in the Year of Mexico in France that Wasn‘t”
N. Christine Brookes,
Central Michigan University
https ://french .la .psu.edu /alumni /n-christine-brookes/
This Cerro has not yet been rated. Coma Frutas y verduras and don’t FO’get la MíÉl
https ://www .wordreference .com /enzh /tale
5 de abril, 2023_ Pékin, Francia. French President, Emmanuel Macron, paid a visit to his French cousins in China and in the process, that motherfucker is going to pay a visit to Winnie-the-Pooh. Mister Macron arrived with lots of “hunny” for the-Pooh, and in return, his Chinese host (because unless France is a Communist Dictatorship, like China is³) presented mini-Jupiter with the left-overs from a recent Chinese Democracy Summit, where Russia’s Vlad “the nurse rapist” Putin was the Hunny-Bunny of that cumbre.
³~. Öüï can’t really expect the Mass Media at France24 and Penn State University to call Mr. Xi Jinping, President Macron’s counterpart, —his HUNNY Bunny? You Betcha!
La memoria de tus mamadas en Costa Rica un poema de mi tío, Rafael Caro Quintero, para Sara Cosió:
El Año de México en Francia presenta: la memoria de tus mamadas y los hilos de Sasha.
Ciudades Hermanas
You’ve been Tagged by Amandititititita (2011)
Les femmes s’en mêlent festival… sponsored by The Year of Mexico in France {and} of Course, priméxico… proméxico.
Un día 28 d’enero … 🛫
(2011)
Cómo me hiere’SA fecha
Let the jury in Jura know that EVEN THOUGH, even though, our most-esteemed copy-editor and gambling-foo’Extraordinaire, Fenster Fo’fingers Quintero GUZMÁN, is slotted to go the WAY of Genaro Garcia Luna in New York City, this imminent FRONT extradition of Benicio Del Toro will not hinder in anyway THE FUNK that Eye is about to bring upon thee, on that silly Île de la Cité.
_Un hombre fuera de séries… (2017)
yada, yada, yada,
platicando con su concubina
él estaba descuidado…
Número cinco:
Where the streets have no name.
…
The Soundtrack of la rue del Cerro Borrégo en El Studio de l’Ermitage³ …casi esquina con Siempre es Lo Mismo en la rue des Cascades (venezolanas).
75020
MAXIMILIANO 1ro
No Sur.Fea
SitRep at LA Bourse, ISMAEL ya posicionó a las bragadas de la ➗ de las yeguas republicanas en El Louvre.
Note to editors at SciencesPo
and
la “bendita” SORBONNA:
Las catrinas de México en Francia… with Spécial Guest, “Dread Nathi” de Lafourcade and some fucking Gringos from Tucson and some putos Charros de CALEXICO.
“Señoras y señores, nosotros tenemos más influencia con sus hijos… que tú tienes, pero los queremos”.
Juanas Addicción
“Hum, along with Mí…».
And here’s why:
Mick en Las Lomas de Hayek… Les Éternels
Imagine that you are one of them sponsors of “the original” Rencontrés Cinématographiques Viva Mexico (sin acento) à Lilas, casi esquina con “Dirty old River must Ewe keep Rollin’? »…
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/11 /politica/inmoral-y-provocadora-la-conducta-de-lozoya-amlo/
Quick programming note for those keeping score… Frank Sinatra at Two minutes to Tú throws a Curva to the Peacock crew, and partner… D.A.T. is all Eye is going to tell the waiter… Garçon!…
and Chinito, chinito
P.S. Ray Cooder is of course, a “Sant A’morica” fag! Gooooooo, Dodgers.
Öüï do[es] it in Kilometers here… it’s more of a rounded task and easier to digest that π
1. This is a special edition tribute to The Rachel Maddow “Debunction Junction” gig list SHOW, with special guest, El Charro 🇨🇺 de María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza 🇵🇷 Charo… from 🇪🇸 💃🏼
Indeed, Rachel Maddow, indeed. I felt your re-vindication from last Tuesday edition of your 3:16 quote, except of course, that some people in la /r/rance cult thought that it was a real Charade, but Eye is here to tell you, it was confirmed as a real Union paying-gig. But i didn’t get paid. There is a reason for that, it’s called a BLACKLIST, and my name is highlighted.
2. Los acomodados, look it up Willie Geist, call it improvisation, the incomodos outside of the Hardware store call it a gig, a one-day job and if you do what you are told you just might make the lens and get a “that’s Mí in the corner” certificate.
Consider this the final stretch of El Obituario a don Pablo Barto•lo•mÉ, oriundo según el mismísimo Pablo, —de Segovia, España.
Y dígame usted, don Pablo —primo del ‘Glison’— ¿qué es un obituario sino’tra cosa que un corrido, o como dice Marty Robbins, —una balard… o algo así (punto y coma) pay attention to February 2017, that’s when i drink a toast to you._⛹🏽♂️
And Pablito, the Babylon Clause de lenguas does not apply on this ride, just sit back and let Mr. Karl Lagerfeld (check the entry log) direct you to your cubbyhole and listen to another band out of Boston.
Dancin in the streets [with hyaenas]
We were getting pretty good at the game
People stood in line and didn‘t seem to mind
You know everybody knew our name Livin on rock-n-roll music
Never worry bout the things we were missing
[But] when we got up on the stage and got ready to play Evry body listen… in Ivry.
En contexto, hace apenas unas horas tuve la oportunidad de establecer contacto con uno de los representantes en París, Francia (knot Texas) de Zapantera Rosa, el colectivo que une a los Black Panthers y a Los Zapatistas en —valga la estrofa— un lienzo.
“¡Me castigaron por decir la verdad!”, el « Glison »
https ://asegovia3 .com /2017/06/27 /los-ang-eh-les-nineteen-eighty-four/
From the collection Eye Saved Andy Warhol and the producers of why I hate the Sixties 🇬🇧 comes the story of “El Campeón”, Track One of “*Urbanistorias… la hache was stolen « por una marca de cerveza »”.
Alessandro… you like Jazz?
_*!*_ Cuahtémoc, Chihuahua got the He! That year (2012) en Los Filtros… luego en el 2021 en Sonora contra el PUEBLO YAQUÍ son los agro-narcos los que se roban el agua… en el 2010, al GRUPO CARSO le regalarón el sub suelo acuífero de CIUDAD JUÁREZ, Chihuahua… aguas—you betcha, bitch!
Any how, Dr. Valenzuela, news from our conversation made our news radar after my brief conversation WITH the people that your political acolytes hate (Heine en francés del bueno) I mention this tidbit on account that after presenting my credentials to Mr. Zapantera à Paris he asked me how i, armando segovia, ended up in the homeless brigade of Paris.
Narrated by space junkie and physicist, Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Here’s a starting point, Alessandro: PEGASUS report, an Israeli company hired by the Mexican government to spy on all of who the then president Felipe Calderón Hinojosa considered his enemies… El diario LA JORNADA WANTS TO PEG THIS ON Enrique Peña Nieto, but it really belongs to ALEJANDRO Poiré Romero, ex-Secretary of the Interior (Gobernación) whom we happened to have covered at SCIENCES PO and The Mexico House at Cité International (75014) Universitaire de Paris back in 2012.
🎠
DEAR, Eddie Gloude Jr., There is NOTHING — Nothing “Quijotesco” about Annie Karni!… Wait! Knot Karni, i meant to write Sancho Panza! And to picture the picture for Dr. Jason Johnson*… here’s the steal: 🏀
* Dr. Jason Johnson plays a Medical Pundit on the Dulcinea Wallace show.
1. First, because there is NOTHING — Nothing crazy about Annie Karni… FUCK!!! I meant to write Donald’s Panza ⛹🏽♂️
This is the picture of a Windmill, and unless you have talked to George Clooney about it, or read Umberto Eco’s “How To Spot a fascist, in six Bacons or less”, don’t you go comparing this synecdoche to El Ingenioso Hidalgo (not to be confused with Annie’s Torpes Tourism Tropes).
2. Secondly… Jonathan LeMire (AP Le Mire) should not get ahead of the graphics with his new toy, ‘the teleprompter’… It’s way too Early, to bring in Brian Williams long lost illegitimate nephew.
pg. 31 Recognizing fascism, by Umberto Eco (para freseados):
There was only one kind of nazism, and the phalangism hypercatholique of Franco cannot be labeled nazism because nazism is fundamentally pagan, polytheistic and, anti christian (“I Am An Antichrist,” but I am not a fucking nazi, Umberto) otherwise (says Mr. Eco) it is not nazism.
Oh, hey Malcolm Nance, now don’t go denying that you have been in on this joke (punto y coma) if only Chris Matthews was still around the peacock coop, i mean, he did have access to the NBC Video Vault. It’s on deadline, your comment about having ears and eyes on our phone is on Deadline with Dulcinea Wallace, and paraphrasing that exasperated trademark warning of yours, “we can hear you and we can see you”. I knew that since like the THEYS of “Operation Fast and Furious” from Columbus, New Mexico to Casas Grandes, Chihuahua.
3. Turn to page Tú, Besos 💋