The nerve of Sciences Po — The Polls are Talking

Attention, All Units. Attention all Units.
MAYOR BILL del tal Blasio just re-enacted La Toma del Christophe de Las Noas and now he is running for Mme. Hidalgo’s post… in París!!! The Nerve of them criminoLOGistica sunglasses advertisement shows from the Donnie Deutsch-es-esos y sus chingados MEGAloMELANIA Merguezes… Eye means, mergers not Merguez [KEEP MUNCHING THE Chorizo de Toluca down Mr. Noah, keep on munching on a Free Comedy World]. The Nerve of that motherfucking MET.

Stick around… “there is a method” to them Stones madness-es-ESE.

Here, little ol’mí (on Short-stop), OUT!!!

Señoras y señores, no les hagan caso a Las Mesdames de Jodorowski, y de paso, que chingue a su madre El Topo y los Gleasons.

Hey, Mika!!!

Hey, Mika!!! The October Classic is just around un chingado Grito de Independence.

But FOist, the Bal de Le WET T-shirt Curva Spitter Slider ball from Camilo Cienfuegos, mean ; while the Philly Phanatic wonders about What (in d’Fuck) is ah-going ON, The Who faces the Artist formally Gknown as:

Elise Jordan:

El broche de Jordan

El broche de Jordan… Dear, Katty Kay, Nº 10 is at the Wet Tee-shirt contest. At Canoga Park’s “La Breasserie”. Mr. Zappa hosts the bal.

Dear, Marianne… à la Gloire de la llamada French Liberté*…

O como dicen los muy franceses-esos, los del “(extrait) del Art. 2 de la llamada loi TOUBON DU AOÛT 1994:

Bring It

Está Noche Es “Noche Buena… [y mañana, Napoléon] es Navidad:

NOTE TO Historicity editors:
The following INTRO must be read in the omniprésent VOice of roast-master General Jeff Ross… in the role of motherfucking ∴ GOD ∴ himself ; and for the record, dear Roast-master leader, Cardinal GLICK requests the presence of MOTHERFUCKING AUNT “Becky” on the Full House pilot episode of your maiden show, —pinche puto— ¿What’s up with DAT, motherfucker? ¿Is College’s NOW all of a sudden overflowing? 

[the School of 2nd Chances


… [A]hora en su trigéSÍma segunda edición.

goes here, but in French ; of course.]

Any güey Marianne, tomorrow is a holiday and your offices will be closed, and being that the Temporary Flyer attachment to my issued « Titre de Séjour » expires this WeeKend ; and…

after the break, more TROMBONE!!! we want TROMBONE 📎📎📎

Pg. 2… en Veinte Minutos franceses, por mientras amable auditorio que no nos lee:

Wait for it...

Wait for it… Ventimiglia, wait.

Hasta La Victoria, —modesta— siempre… we can do this standing on one leg, but if you insist we could book the bionic showgirl, this güey, you kill two mocking birds with one stone!!!

It's a work in progress

It’s a work in progress: 51BC2507-D8AC-402A-B481-A889CA898A21 •|• See You at Omaha street, casi esquina co el Hªl Fernando Vidal Sassoon (an Anti – Poison Ctre… or  something like that). Actual chantier site nº 33, but we think about You.

It’s a Wynn Win situation franck. if you go with the bionic model you’ll bee streamlining la flecha del gallo de nuestra dama de parís más allá de la eternidad, it’s going to bee a «singular” moment, mí querido Franck.

Randy Newman was right all along

Randy Newman was right all along .: E1A6CEBF-414E-4453-BFA8-027F06A10015 :. “Short fishes people ; have no reason ».

The old roof is going to look like a sponge bob decoration on a fish tank.

Live from Our Lady at

Live from Our Lady at Buttes–de–Chaumont n° 19… it’s:

eye guarantee it, but only if tou you put a s.E.A.L. on it.

The return of Fenster the Copywriter •|• A funny re–Reich Happened on the Way to Orleans

Playin’ QuetShap with Willie Geist…

Previously on Dangling HasteRisk*
Willie was relayin’ to the Bo Gents
that, as a matter of F.A.C.T.,
a). All Tontos en México son
en efecto, unos pinches bobos.
b). En París, Francia,
no todos los BoBos son tontos.
c). , “Ke–M’O Sah–BEE »…

Dear, Michael —– MOORE—–

Please standby for AAR (after action REvi3w), in the mean time, while Parasite gets a Kemchi welcome across the world of film: be advices bee advised that the Korean peninsula D.I.S.H. is like real good French Cheese, at first ; it smells of rotten toe–J.A.M.Z. and wet farts, but the ewe’s get used to it. Any güey, Mr. Moore, please relay to the All–In Crew at the Morning Maddow’s with a side of Joe on the Mika fronts that all is quiet on the Western f.R.o.N.t of La Maison de Poseidon.

Producciones Marsouin de Seine

Producciones Marsouin de [LA] Seine, presenta: “Tomo, para no enamorarme. Me enamoro para no beber”; Bersuit BergaraBRAT. •|• Gabriela Sabatini reporta que La Argentina no estaba muerta. Según un pescador de vaquitas marinas en La Paz (AZTLAN), la muy cochona (la Argentina se llama Concepción, y pues llamarla “concha” les resulta muy altiSonante a los muy Gauchos de las Pompas) se fue a vaciar unas C.A.G.U.A.M.A.S. —ALASKAntinas—  con SAX, el compadre de Roco, y caifán de los Hijos del Quinto Patio.

Coming up in the programming:

• It’s Sex Ed 2112 for Kindergarten-level AP Courses… o cómo dicen en CATEMACO: un amarre de Banderilla en el buque “Dunkerque” de Conflans-Sainte-Honorine (en Andromeda).

Je Peux .... mais ..... Je ne peux pas

Je Peux …. mais ….. Je ne peux pas: ACA81A1A-FEFB-4879-A15F-07DCAB51FFA6 •|• “Regard mon Taatoo ; c’est toi. ». TimeStamp: 18h20 in Central S.I.R.E.N. Times. }-—-~~~\,,,*> … It used to BEE, that every Wednesday a very unique wail used to sound across La France, perhaps that is why the Frogs haven’t noticed the change in temperature… CROW Droppings follow ; CATCH, motherfucker.

• Hear Mí Out Franck, MACUSPANA is already below ye’Old clam d’Orleans

Macuspana, TABASCO


• Dear, Théâtre de la ville à Cité Université (75014): Fuck You —y también—  La Casa de los gobiernos de México en Francia que te acompañan.

Po’l mient’las:




Sam Bee meets Guépin–Le–Soutien-de-Salomon

paccessible à tous au rez de chausée

So, your Baby it’s turning 30?

Le comenta Toutankhamon a Elvis Presley en un banquetazo donde un degenerado planeaba el robo y/o la desaparición del mismísimo ∴ Carrusel del Louvre

Say my name:F69961B6-5FAD-4ED6-8023-50738A8A9AF9

Fucking wind… as fickle as a champange fart Champagne fart… ¡Pedo champañero!!!
Thats it. That’s the only thing that Eye can recall from the person that passed through here; that, and the terrifying echos of ROZ’s daughter L.A.U.G.H.T.E.R.

—Wait now,
H.O.L.D. it D.A.R.E., requested the agent from Zebra Crossing and Verbo’s Investigators*, L.L.C.,
and then, at the R.I.S.K. of sounding like a Mexican grillo, the agent from
Zebra Crossing and Verbo’s Investigators*, L.L.C.
noted that the dinosaur tracks were missing.
Are you 100 percent on them terrifying Echos?

F.O.R.E.N.S.I.C.S. in progress:4031C42F-74BF-476C-AE85-2144BD531F17

—Oh, yeah, that was some funny shit, the Güey that them’Gelistas managed to fit all’them Mexican Dinos onto an Ark inside of a cube.

—Stop the machine, what do you mean
“an Ark inside of a cube” WTF?
Are you’H.I.G.H. on that free sparkling water that the frogs squeeze out of the tracks of the RER A t.e.a.r.s. at Les Halles, man!

Qu’est-ce que c’est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far:FCBF6A1B-F29C-4B41-B959-0AAD489B38FE •|•
What’s that?
… asked Garth’s mom, a former church lady on The SNL who went into the porn industry luego de que BREXIT hiciera más daño al Reino Unido, que cualquier PEDO que don Goyo pueda causar a la gente se retire de las proximidades del Cerro de Las Campanas de P.U.E.B.L.A., o algo así. —!_!— Fundamentalist bullshit is courtesy of FAKE HISTORY PORN! Only on reddit, fuckers, por no decirles lo que son: ¡PUTINES!!!  Hijos de Vladimir y Dire Straits Seagall.

Nah, Toutank. That’s not my Pyramid. I’m slotted for the 19 hundred hours hamburgler eating contest. What about ewe, you old gift-wrapped and ready to go motherfucker you! what’cha doing in paname? Let mí guess, Don Goyo told you about that last bar before the end of the world, didn’t he