Tag Archives: Alex Dutilh — Open Jazz

Is it possible, that Roch de Montpellier was a cross-dressing judge?

Previously on, “If youse out of Schlitz, y’er Schiltz out of luck », it’s just another adaptation track. So without further a’Do, here are the Phacts, Phat Basterd’:

This Machina divides Sex in Twelve Parts, or something like that…

Exhibitionist One. Now, la Xica at FIP . fr is knot going to believe just How High is the Sky, on good weed indeed, — Chi-Chi… but that’s only because somewhere beyond the SEE, Ewe sí? Ay’ ain’t never going back to the ocean, much less the deep.

 

“J’ai toujours détesté Saint-Roch avec sa toge relevée au-dessus de son bubon.”

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-la-chica

Note to Schiltz… Fenster The Copy Writer got a close-up look at that fucking cyst and, oh boy! Check it out.

 

Page 182, ¶ 3 in Schiltz, « Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF), avec domicile fixe ADF).

In local news, Netanyahu’s IDF are pulling a nº 6 in Gaza, that’s a Roman nº VI and not a Standard Rockridge “ol’ Number 6”, which is where the West Bank Racist Settlers rape the cattle, twice.

It’s from the Alésia playbook, but in a fucking ghetto, and isn’t that, ironic. Imagine, that.

Any how, Baby-Roo Alexander, Eye don’t know about those glam-portraits at France Musique, I mean, Emmanuelle Lacaze, where does one even find Phat sports coats in France, Évry one is so mince, like Marjo and of course, my love Natalie Piolé, not to be confused with Titi, because that’s just a canary in an open-door bird cage.

…

 

Reefer Madness with Denisa Kerschovas

Part won of tú.

Who killed The Phantom? Let’s ask The New York City Mayor… Di Blasio, not the other guy… he’s our prime suspect on this case, the Mayor was last spotted braggin’ about how he gave “The Keys” to the city, to the fellow who pulled the curtains on The Phantom. I smell a rat tsar on this one, and it is not pretty. Knot pretty at all, and I mean each and Évry last one of Ewe pretty-motherfuckers!

 

The following is a Public Service Advertorial… and Reverend All, I do mean ALL of you, because that feeling that Mika Brzezinski has about Gun Violence in America sin acento right now, rings true to what Mexicans on the receiving end of those “western union remesas” have been feeling since the Merida DRAFT in 2006.

En Contexto for Le Pen Club Grand Prix de Traduction 2023, en France:

You have to head East from La Parole Errante towards Vincennes… in 2011, because that is where Mika’s observation intersects with the artistic expression of the artist known as “Freddy Cats” and his ‘cholos re-loaded’.

Note to disqualifying judges  :  this is a motherfucking adaptation, not a direct translation, on account that that particular body of work was killed by the Préfecture de Police at Cité and proméxico… just the facts, Stephanie Menou, —just the facts, madam. And Stephanie, do say hello to Talía “saltamontes” Olvera, por favor³.

Negro… this is exactly what I am talking about, no sooner did Benny Blanco from The Bronx put out his vision of América and the no-good Paris tourism board in collaboration (no less) with Denis Soula (that motherfucker) both reacted by eating the GO’ill de Niza and a motherfucking GREC! Le Culot, Susana Pubeda! La audace, Aussie, el descaro. What’s next MONY-MONY?, that Lionel Esparza is going to dish out to they—hoy, a François “Comme d’Habitude” with Rosa Parks’ “My Wey“? No imagination whatso-fucking Eva! None… have a seat, rookie.

Center for the Study of Hate & Extremism at California State University-San Bernardino… https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2023 /mar /14 /us-hate-crimes-2021-fbi-data this article is more than 1 month old

Öüï find La Kerschovas at chez Los Feliz, in at Grifo’s³ Park in El Ey, where a notorious smuggler heir, —hier soir— delivered the goods to La Kerschovas in Réel Temps de Cerise 🍒.

La des°fach°a°tez franco-romana de France Musique.

 

[³~.Word roots for Ugly Mexicans at politico dot com with a conflict of interest WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG go here for the purpose of the contrariant resolution of The Pen Club 2003 Transliteration and Adaptation Grand 🏎️ Prix  para el trono 🚽… ]

³~. Very well, Alex Dutilh, let Mí introduce you to my little friend, PRUDENCE… and just to set the scene for the good people of Montreuil-sous-Bois, and especially Marie-Laure Coulmin at the Club de Mediapart, the president of PENCLUB français³ was right, it takes a little more than an internet application to translate a text, “to do it right child,” just as the one who is called the “Quiet one” said, —all those years ago.

³~. So sorry if I did not catch your name last Saturday, April 15th at La Parole Errante

So, with the aforementioned in mind, let’s connect the dots, because I am not about to start pulling SHIT out of LA CAÑERIA without knowing how to fix LA TUYAUTERIE. De arranque what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common? Anyone? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common?

Bueller? —what does un ¹grifo, un ²segundo nombre, and a ³tap have in common? 

— That’s right, Ferris, these things are FALSE FRIENDS when it comes to TRANSLATION and INTERPRETATION, but ol’Number Two (no pun intended, mister President) just got back to Del Aware and that crafty son-of-a-bitch stole a leprechaun’s lucky coin so let U.S. bring in Luigi Mario from 1993, not the one from 2023 to make a MAGICK circle with the 30 years celebrated this past week, which of course is our common-base to bring in the other circles and join these to-get-her…

{and}

— see what each MANDOrLA on a vesica piscis is going to reveal. Perhaps a song, or a tree, who knows! CA3422 en PANtone.

Later at 20h CET it’s a New Edition of:

Screen-grab courtesy of Kirk Lazarus Talent Agency.

 

What da’Hecq! Let’s go 20,000 leagues down El Toledo. By Victoriano Hu…Go.

Wait one for The Phantom’s autopsie from a French morgue… I have the murder weapon.

Circle forward to part Two. And didn’t I tell Ewe Yesterday that it was going be a Ghost Note? Didn’t Eye?

In Extremis w/Phat Basterd’ — FG page 80-82 n° 560

— 2023 – Protests begin after The Police beat and murder †Tyre Nichols. Nichols was apparently caught speeding, but the five African-American peace officers who appear to have extinguished Nichols life found him guilty of being just another nigger behind the wheel of an automobile.

— 1896 – Walter Arnold of East Peckham, Kent, becomes the first person to be convicted of speeding. He was fined one shilling, plus costs, for speeding at 8 mph (13 km/h), thereby exceeding the contemporary speed limit of 2 mph !!! (3.2 km/h)…

Notable recent inductions is former 🇲🇽 Mexican United States president, Felipe 💩 de Jesús 🥀 Calderón 🩸HINOJOSA ☠️ (no relation to 🇲🇽 María Hinojosa 🇺🇸 of Futuro 📻 Media 🎙️ that Öüï know of).

Previously on Franche Musique, Phat Basterd’ in the role of a certain parisino named Léon (with acento on the WRONG vowel) was caught peddling Tea, on the label Black & Blue.

— 1938 – The World Land Speed Record on a public road is broken by Rudolf Caracciola in a Mercedes-Benz W125 Rekordwagen at a speed of 432.7 kilometres per hour (268.9 mph).

50 Hz in Radio Freq’s and nothing’s on
Pollution, love, pollution is in the air… indeed!

— 1956 – Elvis Presley makes his 📺 first 🇺🇸 national television appearance.

Fluide Glacial n⁰ 560 —Tea For Three… I don’t think so.

 

Over at RFPP . NET, Osler Amaro and the gang took the weekend off, in that grill today, the platter is a show about “consumation electric” and how to cope with “LINKY” le compteur communicant… to observe the occasion under Article 8 of the 🇪🇺 European Convention on Human Rights, Juan Lozano is spying on all peruchos in París, using the ol’ fashion “socialitos network de Botzaris ».

— https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Data_Privacy_Day

— 814 – The death of Charlemagne†, the first Holy Roman Emperor, brings about the accession of his son Louis the Pious as ruler of the Frankish Empire.

— 1871 – Franco–Prussian War: The Siege of Paris ends in French defeat and an armistice.

“Ewe Kneed Mí On THAT WALL!!! »

— 1909 – United States troops leave Cuba, with the exception of Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, after being there since the Spanish–American War.

🇨🇺 Penny Lane Ramírez… the Inspiration came from another “Dylan”, not Zimmerman, but Thomas of “Fern Hill” infamy and also, 🇦🇺 Aussie, of the VELSHO Banned Book Gangster fame.

 

— †1986 – Space Shuttle program: STS-51-L mission: Space Shuttle Challenger 💥 disintegrates after liftoff, killing SIX  astronauts 🧑‍🚀 and a 👩🏻‍🏫 school teacher³ on board.

³~. †Christa McAuliffe, 👩🏻‍🏫 American educator and 🧑‍🚀astronaut (b. 1948)

Previously on, “La Muerte Chupa Faros”, Samantha Barzel was relocating to Vegas

The Timeline

Intermission with Phat Basterd, with musical guest, Rémi Panoshshian y su 3Cpo.

 

We interrupt today’s relay of The Mexican parallels with los cigarros Faros™ on the glove compartment of an 1969 El Camino CHEvy…

when all of a sudden Julia Roberts in the role of ‘my current girlfriend’, Nathalie Piolé, jumped the Fundación Televisa’s telenovela from 2001 and landed in today’s edition of the Mika is Over 50 Show. 

For the record, Öüï went ahead and contacted reached out to our contact in the TUCANA constellation for details on what in the fudge is going on with them “Three Musketeers” and sure ENOUGH, Leonardo DiCaprio sent them Across The Universe after Leo XIV discovered while on patrol that one of his dolphins on the Jersey Shore, the original Jersey, not the one from SKID ROW, had been kicked out from the Container Ship on account that it was nearing its “gaspillage alimentaire” date.

It was beluga galore, the report showed… With many, many Ale’s.

Preliminary SITREPs from the Finns relay that a certain³:

“Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch
Can’t afford the rental on a bamboo couch
Collecting back her favors ’cause her well is running dry
I know her act is terminal, but she ain’t gonna die, no… “

³~. NOTE from Discogs:
Two different versions (1991) were released: the original version, and the “clean” (censored) version. The clean version replaced the song “Get the Fuck Out” with the less-offensive “Beggar’s Day“.

told the SOCIALTER on the n°54 issue of Oct/Nov 2022 that, “Science Fiction is the realism of our time”, of course don’t tell former Mexican Secretary of The Economy, Tatiana Clouthier, that because that redhead will chew you out like Carlos Castañeda’s last peyote stash in La Zona del Desierto entre Durango y Chihuahua.

[Édito N°54] Nouveaux fronts (socialter.fr)

It’s Vegas, baby!

… The Tale of The Tape

 

… 🥊

She actually sucked 1599 suckers 🍭

…

500 Años — But we begin in 2010°… Alex Dutilh stars as IL BRUTTO

And, Jose Díaz–Val ART… Andy Warhol was a big ol’FAG and Le Courbusier 🍌, [munch, munch] is still laughing from beyond the GRAVE, which is “Why I Hate The Sixties”.

{and}

The Reason Why Eye Loves:

Clarence LeRoy Van Cleef Jr.
[alias]
The Bad 

{or}

Il Cattivo,
Le Van Beethoven
de la película Chicha
of a Pizza in 4 piezas

Jacqueline du Pré, la passion et la liberté (radiofrance.fr)

I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anachroniste… YO YO MA Soul of TANGO starring Aurélie MOREAU, Dr. Moreau’s favorite creation next to that “CENTRE POMPIDOU anglais que Personne³ n’a construit ».
In New York it’s the 11th Hour and at La Promenade de Dowton Abby is just about TEA 🍵 Time ⌛

°~. Independencia, revolución, y Malraux³

Le Mexique et la France… [Those motherfuckers] demandent une réunion du Conseil de sécurité de l’ONU sur l’Ukraine

³~. Of “My Name Is Nobody” and the “TRINITY” series in the Manhattan Project… fuck BUD SPENSER, that fucker was the prison warden in a Turkish Nightmare.

 

It’s the bottom of the Seventh Seal Beach Series inning with runners at 1st and on 2nd. New AMLO RULES BASEBALL apply, check local listings.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/05/09 / cultura/casa-francesa-subastara-29-lotes-de-arte-precolombino-de-mexico

Look into the catcher’s eye… it’s a lot like el “bring-em-closer” looking thingy for pirates, raiders, and those fagetty Buccaneers 🔭 with the exception that you will most certainly be peaking for SHORE {and} into Your Soul.

No More Mr. Nice Guy is the answer for this pista, and the hint is a SHOCKER By Megadeth… Runner-up on the bonus round is A Distant Metallica RIDING The Lighting.

Alabama Officer Vicky White Dies and Escapee Is Caught, Officials Say – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Over at The Adagio Bar and Grill on Allegretto, Johnny Depp walks into the bar, hilarity ensues when… check local listings in the year 2061 or SUPERBOWL XCV via: Tout en adagio (radiofrance.fr)

{and} off-course, Le Courbiseur design killed Andy Warhol. Lucky for Paris, Eye saved Andy Warhol… “let that Sink in, jimmy dean”. I mean, who do I have to shoot to get a GREEN CARD around this CANNES en Saint-Tropez.

Jump to PAGE TÚ for another editon of:

ADVENTURES IN TRANSLITERATION, CALCOS, and INNUENDOS

For the record rayado:
Innuendo est un terme anglais qui signifie insinuation en français
SIN EMBARGO
Innuendo, est une chanson écrite par le groupe Queen,
at Le Promenade des Anglais à Nice (06100)
no less… IN REPLAY
Be, Live It, or KNOT!

And mister PATRON [miss BALA] in LA Ukranie, CANNES are nothing but a buch of DOGGS in SPANISH, but don’t tell that to SEAN PENN [that motherfucker] because that sonovabitch will probably be wanting to do a DOCU-Series starring BHL² as himself, and STING as a Weapon.

².~ Bernard-Henri Lévy

Deer, mister Solar, move from page Tu*

¡BANZAÏÏ!!

Guest starring, Steely Dan as Jane Fonda’s consolador… THE .357 Taurus 🇧🇷

That’s a nice “MAGNUM” you got there, Tackleberry, where’d ya’ get it?

Jessica Kuntz Kutz¹, reports:

In the fall of 2019, police arrested actor and workout icon Jane Fonda on the steps of the U.S. Capitol as she protested the government’s failure to address the urgency of the climate crisis and rallied support for the Green New Deal.

The reason for the arrest? Jane Wore a Red Dress… that fuckin’ Commie!

And Mister MC Solar
Eye bets Ewe thinks that this post is about SOL, eh?
But to tell the truth this post is about Lá.

¹.~ Gender, climate and sustainability reporter.

MC El Solar, alias “El Mariachi“… but Évry body knew him as “PACO”. Emilio “el indio” Fernández stars as himself in « Billy The Kid was a Friend of Mine, but Eye can’t vouch for that Frisco Kid ».

Bouge de lá, kid. Move It! Move It!

And mister Dhutil, Öüï is going to have to confiscate that 📎 there… C’mon SHORTY, Move It! Move It! This is not a drill that there is some REAL Dixie-Fried bullits’ flying over Home Plate—Son! Move It! and i will quote:

“Move It ».

https ://nypost .com /2022/04/26 /gunshots-ring-out-during-youth-baseball-game-in-disturbing-video/

Bouge de lá—them be knot Jésus fireworks 🎆 in the park.

Bouge de la—that’s The Wild Wild wEast

Of course… One has to be French to navel-gaze with Boots² like that!

Whodini—Who dun’it?

².~ https ://19thnews .org /2022/04 /jane-fonda-climate-pac-interview/