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Kill’em all… let The Wolf sort Em# out

A piarist priest and a company man³ are at a bar… hilarity ensues when Quentin Tarantino walks in.

… well, whatever, Nevermind. It’s just another kid on the cover.

Strike at Radio France: the 180 seconds of commentary that set the public radio station ablaze, sources close to the Opus Dei relay that the so-called “Secret History of Punk” was a great success for Radio France “Current morals” and RAPHAËL MORÁN’s crusade for “pluralism” for wanna-be Fuhrerlings and Ziggy Stardust fans.

Now, Matthieu Culleron at fip central station probably thinks that he and, what’s “Dutt’er” guy’s name, not “el corbillón” but a Thomas non-the-less, probably think that they produced the perfect PUNK history podcast (formally just a show) but, Susana Poveda… Matthieu and that “Dutt’er” guy didn’t ; them two missed the mark during their 5th episode which, consequentally dealt with ERIC CLAPTON and his love for Jamaican music but not necessarily the Rastas, so ; EC along with BOWIE, helped galvanize the Rosbif fascists and with that particular beat ushered in a new branch of Mosley—BUFs, straight out of Birmingham³ no less. 

Oi! It’s as if Hitler never was a rock star.

³~. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley, 6th Baronet of the British Union of Fascists.

Anyone for German breakfast? 《 Bitte ein Bit 》🍻.

³~. Jesuit
https ://www .nouvelobs .com /economie /20260913 /greve-a-radio-france-ces-180-secondes-de-chronique-qui-ont-mis-le-feu-a-la-radio-publique

Tragedy? Ewe asks. Knot by a longshot bee gee boy, —it’s blasphemy.

Note to Jacqueline Alemany on the Connect brunch… the first meal of the day is a BEER or a mimosa if you like history.

And, Jacqueline Alemany… you look like a gangster!

Is There Chile on Mars?

“The Fuhrerling 》

https ://www .bbc .co .uk /programmes /david-bowie-evil-fascism-flirter-or-genius-musical-chameleon

No Jacket Required,
membership optional and,
no shoes—no chanclas
NO TACOS!!!

Did Ewe get the Memo? There’s no life on Mars and David Bowie was an Evil Fascist Flirter just like The United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commision.

 

… for the record, mister Trump, same goes with The Census and no, no mister President, Eye is not His-Panic. Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre might be hispanic, but not Mí. Additionally, Öüï is not a “chicano” and the only “cholos” that i (Armando Segovia) knew were from ONTARIO, so … like that lake that you supposedly re-named, AMERICANS, just like the Peruvians³ known to Pope Leo XVI.

³~. https ://www .encyclopedia .com /humanities /encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps /cholo

And in Washington : Say Cheese 🌎 !!!

What a Puck!!! Those have got to be the meanest lapels in Washington! Eye means who, Jacqueline Alemany, —who? Who has the gall to slap sliced white American cheese on them vulvas, what’s next shamrocks and leprechuns?

On the menu : white American cheese melted over Huevos Re-doblados or Snared Benedicts with an order of L.A. Tacos (4-each).

 

I’m Sirius, Ms. Wright, and that’s one mean cheese slice youse wearing under that Washington Sun and the good-people on The Moon.

So… you do feel lucky, punk.

 

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Up next, “does the Pope piss in Rome? The answer after The Bears go to hell.

… and Jacqueline Alemany, Jacqueline Andere knew it : y’En las tocadas de rock, ya solo va poder cantar

³~. La Hija de DAVID GROHL… ♫ Muchos azules, en la ciudad—a toda hora—queriendo agandallar—NO—ya no los quiero ver más.

No Beatle offspring was harmed in the making of this blog.

 

… and starring as Enrique Guzmán : Dave Grohl.

… from a distance, Jonathan Capehart, stop focusing on Dick.

https ://france3-regions .franceinfo.fr /normandie/calvados/caen /tchetchene-casier-vierge-qui-est-ibrahim-i-le-suspect-interpelle-apres-qu-un-automobiliste-a-fonce-sur-des-pietons-a-caen

In local news, a head-on collision between a car and a bus stop caused the British Invasion to go un-noticed en l’Estación de l’Ah-De-Oh.

Bus Stop She … 💥 nevermind.

…

and after all the Sirens came and went, Jackie wore a fucking net, so predictable, unlike that [other*] un-reliable pundit!

Come As Ewe Are, for the record, * = “muffin hunt” on FOX news tv.

for the record, I (armando segovia) wanted/needed to take a nap, but it’s ok… everybody knows an ‘american’ and gosch-darn it, they got spending dollars.

Still to come on The MorJo Show l’hija d’Enrique Guzmán stars in the historical fiction, “Youse As Fake as An Eye-talian Amphitheater.”

Good lorde! Is that a “rachel” next to an “afro”?

Breaking in Hilo, Hawaii… the World Meteorological Organization has officially run out of human names and is now relying on the TeleTubbies to name meteorological phenomena over THE SEA.

THE LALA Hurricane ignored 🏌 by President Donald Trump.

 

Eye swears Jacqueline Alemany, youse gonna have to call that old geezer to set and have… have him improv from the curl catalogue, but if he’s not available that Mexican chic blushing your BLUE face today will also dew. Any hoot, where was i?

Ah, yes… Christopher Nolan (apparently) has never been to Spain, or Greece for that matter, and here is why Alemany :

https ://www .fotogramas .es /la-odisea-pelicula-christopher-nolan-experto-helenista-pedro-olalla-errores-opinion/

becuase Reagan nostalgist and yacht owner, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third, dis-virtues John Leguizamo’s role of the pig hearder when that pundit follows just the money-money and the Game of Thrones themed Laestrygonians… but worst still, turning Circe into one of those old hags from the GRIMM BROTHERS fairy tales… i wonder why, and then Öüï remembers that Odysseus played a certian “WILHELM” in tale about the Black Forest or something like that.

IMAGINE!!! Elise Jordania, imagine if Terry Gilliam had taken such liberties with the role of “Cardinal Fang” in my favorite part of Spanish history as viewed from a ‘flying circus’, —WHY i bet that the road to Damascus would have taken a short 🌋cut through Montserrat 🍹 in the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️ just to hook up with Calypso for some “lotus” shrooms… by those same standards (or jaladas… ask the MEXICAN on the set) Paul would most certainly LET IT BE and see “Mother Mary” next to him.

I tell you what Jacqueline Alemany, it’s no coincidence that on this calendar, yet again there’s Damon fucking DOGMA on the assomption of l’Assumption.

On location : romance on The Weekend

… please be advised that Öüï continues to bang the QWERTY on the AZERTY to no avail, —it has, to say the least all been gobbledygook.

Note to editors : please inform your Daft Sirens that Deep Purple is always on the stage at Montreux.

Always, Vania®… always 👗

For context, Charlotte Bibring, of Charlotte Bibring game was high as a kite during last night edition of the Montreux Jazz Festival at la maison de France24 ; her carcajadas gave exactly the kind of recreational SOMA that she was on, and by the joy of her belly laugh it was clear that Charlotte was doing her siren wail on shrooms and weed, the cackle on shrooms and weed is unmistakable, that or la Bibring had multiple orgasms during the show.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /speciale-montreux-jazz-festival

Sandler on the Swift, and that, Jackeline Alemany, is no MYTH. 

 

So, in Paris, France, it’s already the Fifth and Donald John Trump is 3/4’s away from his hitleresque 1000-Year Reich, but only 3 months away from finding out if his Post Office scheme and ICE intimidation tactics will keep The American Experiment from impeaching his corrupt ass once the 2026 midterms are on the books.

Adelita Rising — a Pope’s favorite

Phrase of the Day:

Tommy changed a chord on Morning Joe… Keyword, “Exclusive Forecast”, now with more COW belle.

Trolling for a cause… it’s like “getting in good trouble”, but using 1’s and 0’s while fingerbanging MTV featuring The Who’s ax-man, Pete Villehold singing America’s Number 1 hitjob: Well Shit Daltrey They Got Fooled Again by that Eminence Trump.

When in Rome, catch a film… or knot, either güey, Jacqueline Alemany, all of a sudden there is such thing as “good trolling” or, trolling for a cause! Jesus Fucking Christ, if only this most non-consequential had come up with this concept back at the Unesco in 2016 when the Buzzfeed crowd was working hand-en-mano with La Juventud Venezolana de la 4ta Transformación de Javier Sicilia y los #YoSoy132 de morena-francia en el cinito mexicano de Pablo Gleason en el Cinéma Christine del Barrio Latino de Jour et Nuit… but i (Armando Segovia) understand now that one must be a fucking Kennedy, pasty white, or a boot-licker for “La Causa” de Barbara Carol de Obeso en la prefectura de Cité, to get away with that.

Pleased to meet you, hope you can spell my name.

 

But seriously, by the time that the Epstein Tapes are released to the “untalented” peons living under Donald John Trump’s  hungry poor, “We The People” will most certainly forget about the Shutdown Vacation of 2025.

And in Washington, MORNING JOE has no talented weather forecasters, so MSNBC now outsourced those jobs to a proprietary conglomerate that is bent on privatizing SUNSHINE and disbanding NOAA³, while killing the National Weather Service. In other words DONNIE DEUTSCH, Joe Scarborough is doing the bidding for the Trump Administration when it comes to “fully commercializing [its] forecasting operations” or as they say in TEXAS, “fuck it if the telephone lines are down, they should have gotten thier MTV!!!”, mister Vaughan.

³~. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

Which brings me to Donald Trump suggesting that the U.S. has no “talents and skilled” people available… to build missiles and protect “our bodily fluids”.