Tag Archives: Alias — Romance in Durango

Previously on… El Año de México en Francia

Coahuila, Larry, “remember Durango, mister Zimmerman?

Parla•mient — Release da’Funk dinosaurios 🦕

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La Rutina de Hoy, and Marjolena Portier-Kalten 📻 Jock, nevermind that hot-ass mujer 👮‍♀️ policía, Eye is spilling the beans and the son ovavisch is confessing that he loves Ewe, yes Öüï do.

 

Short story long, it’s like the 4 O’Clock pundits NOW on the MS say, “when they win They Are righteous winners but when THEY lose, the SINISTER Left cheated the good people of Torreón”.

The Year of France in Chihuahua, and i (Armando Segovia) bet that Ewe motherfuckers didn’t think that Öüï had the cards to play at The Préfecture de Police level, now did you? NOW, Cousin Joe, all that i ask is that they (the good people at Cité) play fair and not with the marked “Mexican” cards de Barbara Carol de Obeso and Stéphanie Menou, S.V.P..

 

Hot chili 🌶️ peppers in the blistering sun.

Super-imposing Les on le plan de une légende ; or VICE-Versa.

 

… as mentioned earlier on the Map of that garden there on top of the food section and of course the first motion picture theater in the whole wide world of Frogs, ‘i had to drain the Snake’ ; o como dicen los muy franceces-esos, faire de la pi-pi.

Later during the early morning of the previous Hard THEYS Night i, Armando Segovia, would learn through the slip-of-the-tounge of my assigned interrogation* officer at the police station that la meuf was Canadian, not gringa.

Sweet Dreams are made of this.

 

*~. ‘member NOW, i was very courteously driven to the commissariat “en calidad de testigo protegido” but upon my arrival and after they offered me a cup of Joe (which i courteously rejected) i found myself in a room with four desks, each one accessorised with cops who did not uttered a single word during my testimonial “interview” , if one could call it that.  A few minutes after my assigned  interrogation officer slipped the apparent victim’s nationality a large woman who looked more like a Russian character taken out of a James Bond flic’ walked into the interrogation room and sat between two of the desks ; that bitch too kept her beak shut but her eyes did all the talking.

Now one thing that the non-readers of this most non-consequential blog (especially in North Bergen, NJ) is that i have for one reason or another been at least a dozen times in front or rather, across the the beautiful and/or charismatic persona of a French National Police officer, so the beautiful eyes and fair skin on a skin-thight police uniform got my little snake rattled, yes, but not shaken or stirred.

🌠 The More Ewe Knew …

The surname Morán is of Spanish origin and is considered toponymic, derived from the term “mora,” which refers to a type of fruit or plant, such as the blackberry or the sweet berry.

hence, “la moral”… pues es un árbol que da moras.

El Siglo de Donjon — never mind The Stones because Eye gots my MOJO back JoJo

The year is 1909… “Remember Durango, Larry?”

Get Back, Jagger… with yer’ Foreign Tongues wearing that low-neck camisole de cuero.

Larry : Looking back, Alias, it’s still a bit fuzzy but I do remember that time in/at Manchester FREE TRADE Hall six decades ago when you rolled out the stone song and them “folkies” called you ‘Judas’.

“What Goes On!” in MOJO Magazine, June 2026 editon’s recollection of May 17 ’66, Revisited… “It was like trying to photograph some sort of bouncing grasshopper…” pp. 22-23.

Issy-Manu-Chao… por “la panamericana”, la que su merce’ quiera.

 

Instituto de Estudios Superiores de América Latina, rue Sn. Guillermo , París 75005_Winter/Spring of 2012.

Pass time paradise, or how I learned to love Donald Trump’s ugly face on a $250 US bank note

… o como dice Mary McCartney, “it’s not NOSTALGIA, it’s MAGA”, it’s pure indulgence to put the ‘mug shot’ of a child molester on legal tender, —you dig? [MOJO, p. 70].

 

 

El profesor y politician, Víctor M. Quintana Silveyra described Torreón (in the year of 1909) as a “dusty old town” in comparison to shiny Ciudad Juárez just South of Rosa’s Cantina at the Paso del Norte junction with Wichita, Kansas. The shade thrown by “el vic”, as doña Georgina Moreno and the rest of the nascent “morenistas” in Paris called the Cuauhtémoc, Chihuahua-native, would have probably not been thrown had i (Armando Segovia) en calidad de los Prieto (por el lado pardo de mi mamá) not called my “cuaderno de raya” en Órbita 106.7 fm, el doctor Ramón Quintana Woodstock to ask for that one favor that i’d had warned that one day Would come, and so it was, that after the proper clearance from los hijos de OÑATE, Armando Serrano-Prieto became an oyente in Víctor’s cátedra at the IHEAL, por sus siglos en francés, a-Men.

The screen grabs in this image have no line to cut, but that’s probably because a band of Oakies [Eagles] wanted “Too Much of Everything,” in Hunter S. Thompson’s goody-bag in that “FREAK KINGDOM” of his… it’s true because it was printed on a MAGAZINE and not posted on the internet like this most non-consequential blog.

Over at Radio Luxembourg, The Boy’s of Dungeon Lane are eating spoonfuls of Pinole, now that’s that it is clear that Paul McCartney traded his trumpet for his Soul on the Willie Geist Show.

Spain via Mojo in Britannia.

Porn and politics

… ✈️ Shockingly, over in Durango :

Men ‘mock’ the devil this Holy Saturday by dressing as women

It’s the Status Quo, and not an Eminence Front.

 

… and, Eddie Gloude Jr., in case you missed it, is Epstein even a thing now? Child care is not, but now that politics angle is keeping the Voto Latino crowd up at night, all that’s left is Victorian porn on the BBC.

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En Hilo, Hawaii it’s still SÁBADO DE GLORIA and a fake ICE agent got what EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ICE agent deserves from an angry mob³. In Washington, Jeffrey Epstein reminds the U.N. that Donald John Trump is a false Easter egg.

³~.https ://www .elsiglodetorreon .com .mx /hombres-se-burlan-del-diablo-en-este-sabado-de-gloria-vistiendo-de-mujer

Bone Spurs Messiah

 

Cinco Puntos : it’s been a long time since the tuck and roll³

Not afraid of Pirates

Ibid.1986

Practice What You Preach:
AMERICA… Meu 🇮🇪 Pais 🏌🏼Europe Wins Ryder’s Cup despite bitches in the midst, Pablo Torre relays.

Huge American Flags on a Recreational Pick-up Truck.

Stop fucking with Kyle’s Jew Mom.

³~. The Anarchist Cookbook… and Zeppelin, Mitt, goes here, “because corporations are PEOPLE too!”, according to former Wolverine Governor’s Son, Mitt Romney².

No Static

²~. Now then, Alexandre, welcome to the place Where Évry motherfucking Body knows your name ; any 🦉 hoot, Alex-an-Dre you might be wondering what The Great State of The Latter THEY Saints in Michigan has to do with MEXICAN 🌮 NEWS 📰, funny your street-roaming ass should ask, y para andar sin RODEOS en Hidalgo del Parral, that’s because Senator (R-MI) Mitt Romney was named after that great state’s geographical shape on a map (in any dimension) and because his daddy, the late-Governor Jorge W. Romney was born in Mexico, right next to where Pancho Villa took a piss and where he [ mi General Francisco “Doroteo“ Villa] was sacrificed by PACO IGNACIO TAIBO II… Öüï brings you the news of Inde en Durango

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Sr. Nájar: O mio babbino caro… this is actually, the third act

Issy-Ramón Quintana Woodstock-en-Órbita, estó es un Cambio de Tercio y el próximo toro le corresponde a Omar García de los 43 de Ayotzinapa con un semental de 15 toneladas de plata canadiense* extraída de Durango y por supuesto… Zacatecas también.

Eye was Dare the Eagle tú. Any 🦉hoot señor Jan Martínez Ahrens, el traductor automático enuncia que la renuncia del abogado de los 43 de Ayotzinapa se da un mes “despues” del 11º aniversario de que la prefectura de París me retirase mi estancia de residente legal. La realidad de las traducciones es de que eso pasó en el mes de septiembre y no en agosto.

PSA: todos los músicos de Valeria 🚇 Precoz son putos.

Noticias Agencia de Nice… I spoke to the photographer that clicked you on that protest against Le Pen way back then when his daughter Marine was sowing her whiskers 😼 at la Úniversite de Fréjus, but that has nothing to do with Mr. Verga at Seguros Generali…

And Zeppelin goes here

you can continue to shift la cornada to your childhood neighbor but like Eye said, Öüï traced-and-tracked back the photojournalist who fucked you like a Client on Jefferey Epstein’s list, way-back-then. Enjoy your mini 🇬🇧

Click 📸 Musical Guest: Def Leppard

I’ve seen that Circle, tú.

Where to begin, where? How about at the beginning, book 1.

No le hagas al ensarapado, TACO… it’s not Biden’s War, it was an illegal invasion by Russia 🪆 and FOX News. Pero sí Nancy Sam’er esto ya está como agua para chocolate pero con aroma al nejayote de la tortillería de mis vecinos en San José de Las Panochas, Durango.

El Ensarapado no es de Saltillo… es sin°ALO°ense y no lleva EL ACENTO de Don King.

Sorry if them “greasers” from El Paso took a wrong turn in Albuquerque, Joe Elliott… Öüï’s just sitting with a Gypsy lookin’ pretty, That’s 💔 All 🇮🇱 Volks!

But nevermind las aguas de marzo, over at BFM’er TV (now Channel 13) the leaves have fallen and the last of the Summer 2025 Music Fests at La Seine hasn’t happened yet, though the stage is already set.

Photograph

Día Internacional Mundial del Mundo de Le Monde en tu jpeg de Hoy 🇬🇧.

Badum Tisch 🥁

 

Neo-haciendas, néo-colonial-IS-is-IMMO_bilier and of course neo-Nazis

Don’t fuck around with “El Pi.pi.ri.pao”.

Issy… arriba del cerro matarón a un hombre, d’esos q’En la noche se salen a miar. Trou 🕳️ Story de Perros Bravos, Nuevo León.

 

No me levante la Vox…
Tampoco me hable tan fuerte
Yo no ando con medias, transa
Soy un hombre diferente

Amores Fingidos — A Face in The Crowd.

Los Plebeyos
El Diferente

Never mind the pope’s TWO BROTHERS, Salvador Allende was with Dylan in Durango

Dalmatians look great on a John Lennon Collection Winter Coat, but “hot chilli peppers” taste better con una helada en El Salto.

Feel Her Love ~ Let The Sun Shine In

It’s a romance thing, you cock suckers along MADISON AVENUE wouldn’t understand but you just keep.playing Hendrix on a loop ➿ with a laugh track to make Mika come on the set.

Ewe fools, I told you that Ben Wanted A Fucking TURKEY on that film :

Michelle my 🔔… you are going to need a National Security Adviser and, ma’am I’m Your Hegseth, Bay-Bee, and yes I too “like, Frédéric “fucking” Chopin with a 🪓 to grind, Eye gots’ a MACHETE aussi y el FILO está  B•i•e•n•  am°ELLA°do.

The Kid Stays in The Picture

The Fed, Kissinger and, Mika’s doctor dad are at a bar, hilarity ensues when Ed Luce spills the Diamonds on them boys best friends 👯👯👯👯🫴

🛎️… Fuck You Zbig and KISSINGER aussie.

🥸… Issy-motherfuckers… Y si. Salvador Allende is alive and well in La Sierra de Durango.

Skate on this Barranca you radical “chavo 🛹ruco” and lose your head, literally, on a different kind of “cordillera” entre Santiago Papas-quieres y El Triángulo Dorado just a short piss-a-way from

Hey Ed Luce, you fucking CUNT. Do you play drums? Can you improvise, or are you just a little butler-boy?

Get a haircut, you hippie… Badum-Tisch 🥁

Ladies in Gemini : Les Accablantes Citrouilles

The Severed Garden between two theatres.

“I’m your huckleberry.”

Doña Ana County (N.M.) resident since Tombstone was a thing.

 

The End

Or is it?

 

Val Kilmer stars as Mickey 18.

The Maverick? Never met that prick, maybe Tom Cruz knows.

Hey, you! Get out of my plot.

Remember Durango, Larry? Well nevermind that shit here comes Vera Cruz

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she did squeezed Chuck’s lemons, so Zeppelin probably goes here but Öüï’s not 2-sure about a collarless jailbird jean jacket, but being that The Republic went from Lafayette to Himmler in less than a trip to Mars, my guess is that Chuck could very well be singing, Duh!!! —Promised 🇮🇱 Reich.

Flavieflaflamentally speaking she squeezed Chuck’s lemons. Eye just can’t say and/or stress that enough.

Goooooo, Dodgers.

🪄 Gaita Frenética  🎩…
Vamos al fandango
🫵🏽

Note to editors 🐶…
Pay attention perros,
After the bridge, Wee’s gonna cover
The Birth of Corn Dog 🐕

Vizorek is not funny: said the werewolves, terrible comedian, une minute de silence, France Tú killed the funnies in Moulineaux.

En México hoy hay PUENTE por los Óleos del Tata. Sin EMBARGO (no pun intended, Animal Político) las remesas gave more, a lot more, and unless Elon Musk extinguished your USAid “terror-dollars” (Animal Político)… dangling participle goes here… [A]nd if you know who Brian Lesko is, then you know that Brian Lesko was the shit.

Bailemos la Gaité … yo poncho y jorrobo tú corsé y corpiño 👅

Sopht-porn lover and part-time French politician demands that Columbia returns Lady Liberty to its rightful place, The Suez Canal 🗽, or Egypt if La Gaité Lyrique is occupied by ‘the masses’.

 

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