“America” the beautiful is fucked — IRS 1040 defamed

And Ari Melber… this is what you get for not taking my case when I asked you to. Now have an Irish coffee with the Wu Tang KLAN.

“Pablo Gleason es mi amigo”.

…and if your name is RAPHAËL MORAN at rfi and MEDIA PART in France : fuck you and The Préfecture de Police at Cité… now go get your PENTAGON press card to talk to the préfecture.

Page tú: New York, knew your-k. The no-fuzz system tariff free deal. Dial Trump to güin… but you better not raise the cost of life 🎶🎶

Gonna take a nap now, it’s past midnight in France now and I am out of cocaine. Good night Rachel.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

… and starring as “La Campeona” de Reyes : Claudia Cardinale

In Eucledian lore, the punchline is what Donald John Trump University graduates would define as the “re-ciprocal” of the headline… but don’t Ewe go burying the lede.

La más francesa de las italianas y viceversa…

BRUNI RULES

“TKT”, o como dicen los « ados » en La France : t’inquiète… it’s just another TeCaTe con limón in a Brave New World.

Tiny Dancer 🩰… sources close to Joe Scarborough relay that Texas Senator, Ted Cruz’s wife makes great ApfelStrudel from the original Goebbels kitchen. BRAVO, Senator Cruz! Bravo se llama el río que tú piensas que es grande. Now go erase Charlie Kirk’s graffiti from the Highway 🛣️ Signs and then go hang out with Robert Kennedy Jr. and talk about how your dad killed “little Bobby’s” uncle Jack.

Nicolas Sarkozy est déclaré coupable d’association de malfaiteurs.

The French Altiplano… no fue penal

Raphaël Morán es una madrina en Mediapart

https ://catedrareyes .org /2017/09/02 /la-campeona-por-alfonso-reyes/

Entonces pues, Raphaël Moran… te presento a Víctor Quintana Silveyra

LAGLOBE… lo bueno de cualquier curso en la Sorbonne es de que el Gran Reportero : . Raphaël Moran no va a leer entre mis líneas and, Cocaine 🎸

You are the sex-i-est

En Contexto: I want you, baby… but Eye wants you to smoke SinSemilla aussi en El Pan Nuestro de Raphaël Moran en Media Parte o algo así.

En contexto, James Cohen³ or his female partner (Rebecca, Öüï thinks!?) at the prestigious annex for Latin America at la Sorbonne, centro de indoctrination francesa mejor conocido como l’Institut de Hautes Études de l’Amérique latine (IHEAL) would be the perfect erudite to make sense of mathematics in politics; personally i prefer them simple VENN DIAGRAMS but at this altitude in French Civilization studies one is required to dust-out them old MATRICES formulas, mind you, EWE must first divide the fractions using the reciprocal (dividendo) of El Partido Acción Nacional and the first fraction (divisor) of morena-francia in the Spring Semester of 2012 at Paris 3 Nouvelle-Sorbet at Le Basile.

Note to editors: Öüï is starting in 2012 and not FEBRUARY 2013 on account that Professor Quintana Silveyra had to start the process of moving (temporarily) to París in the Fall of 2012, just as I (Armando Segovia) had done in 2010 to arrive in 2011. So, this is your Starting Point mister Moran.

Me fui—a comer birria con el pozolero de Botzaris

El pozolero de Botzaris y un barbero³ de Sevilla están tomando cerveza en un antro del inframundo de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon en la Maison de l’Amérique latine en París, Francia, carcajadas contagiosas de hilaridad hilada siguen cuando regresemos luego de una birria 🍺 sin pozole.

³~. Un barbero en México no necesariamente usa una guayabera como uniforme, tampoco le arregla los bigotes a los bobos gentrificadores de Coyoacán y a lo mejor hasta de los bosques de Dinamarca o FINlandia.

Polacos en Polanco, Marie Skłodowska-Curie anda de vacaciones.

 

³~. Lo que si está establecido en México, y en toda la música del mundo es de que un barbero en México siempre de los siempres, incluso en domingo… está a un lado de un o una pinche polítika. Over at Mar-a-Lago these oxígen thiefs are referred to on the pages of every Webster’s dictionary as SYCOPHANTS.

Ah, hominy, ah, hominy—yes, indeed, it’s fun time

Sure Shot 💉 Because Ewe Can’t, Ewe won’t, and Jew don’t stop.

Giro Chema y Nigga Saki : don’t be a menace to Chávez Ravine while fucking with morena en París

Georgina Moreno, hija³ de la chingada… presente

Contigo, Bach in a second…

 

³~. La Favorita de Gilberto Bosques en tiempos de fracking. Bitch, Patti Smith at la COP21 says hi and this is, Further Up Down The Road you’ll find out Eye was not lying.

Knot sponsored (obviously) by Resistol 5000®

Art will not fix itself because artists are lazy fucks.

Puro Chemo del Monte

¡Engrudo para la cruda®!

Me fui a comer birria 👽

Fixing A WHOLE… Évry body is a mathematician at Foundation Tú.

Sr. Muguruza: dice mi tío Doroteo que chingue usted, al Espectro de tú Madre y/o su Jefa

Ya Chole Con Tu Ska  d’Espelette… tócame mejor los aguacates con habanero y dos TACOs con sal com le gustan a Donald Trump, that fucking “gallina”.

Six Degrees de Kevin Bacon en DocsDF y Cine Migrante con tu mamá también. Y por cierto, mi padrino Emiliano le manda a usted [don Muguruza] y a los buenos chicos y chicas de DocsDF (en París FR, no en la CDMX) decir, that:

El Espectro de tú Jefa is Fast, Fast, Faster than a Furious Putty Tat.

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock

Prefiero morir con mis suelas gastadas por un reportaje que vivir con tus botas nuevas de Combat Rock.

I rather die on my feet wearing shoe leather reporting souls³ than on my knees wearing Pablo Gleason’s brand new combat rock boots.

³~. It’s TROU 🕳️ each hole on my Blue Suede Shoes is full of souls. But you and those “pesky” ghouls of your jefa don’t have to take my blog for it, seriously don’t take my blog a güey, ask the good people of Pariseko Euskal Etxea, i was there when the leader of that Band told Pablo’s friends³ at Cité I. Universitaire de Paris, that:

The one thing that the Spanish resistance, or the generations that followed in France would not do, would be to ask the Embassy for help. It made no sense.

It ain’t easy living like gypsy — G n R Lies.

For context, that particular remark echoed what Vargas Llosa had said about El Partido Revolucionario Institucional, but with his glorious mornings under Franco in Spain.

³~. Paraphrasing that Vasco’s* musings, off-course.

*~. José Gabriel Gasó Cuenca
Dir. de la Federación de Asociaciones de Emigrantes Españoles en Francia;
8 de junio, 2014

After the break Fenster The Copy Editor goes from “Hope’s Tax” to the “Re-instated Tariff”, followed by Putita “la yegua” and nosotros los Zebras.

.3 de junio: día de todos los Kevins

Dear, Maud Gatel… Happy Saint-Germain-des-Prés³

https ://www .lemonde .fr /economie /article /2024/05/03 /at-france-inter-journalists-and-producers-worry-for-theirliberte-d-expression

Cocaine Unfrosted 🐯 The breakfast of champions… bola de putos!

 

… and, Katty Kay, nevermind the pop tarts, have some UNFROZEN COCAINE for breakfast. Now back in the day, in El Ey off course, it was a primo to just get things started, no time for lines just roll it into a pop tart and… ah nevermind, I am not supposed to talk directly (in)to the fourth wall.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /special-festival-jazz-a-saint-germain-des-pres-paris

And the colored girls go: What it is—what, IT!, is.

 

³~. On this, Press Freedom Day, take it from me, Mme. representative, the first Made-in-France refugee, courtesy of President François Hollande and The Year of Mexico in France, Russia as the biggest menace to Marianne is a checkerboard ♟️on an ice rink ⛸️, unfortunately for the next hour or so nothing else matters ‘cus Eye just smoked a joint.

But any how, who, why and/or when, señor Sicilia, I tried to talk to you back when you visited the Grand Palais foreign press welcome center in 2012, however, just as with Omar and the Ayotzinapa legal adviser, mister Pablo Gleason and the Cervantes Institute fellows, including a little propaganda tool named ULLOA, all together as a collective, had tainted your judgement/cause with total slander towards my independent journalism project in la bendita y sacrosanta France.

But why?

On the next segment Los Toreros Muertos will tell you why, —Javier.

Where Eyes comes from I reckon we call it a “blimp”, but that’s just to fuck with Michelin.

 

Across Pigalle, however, los perros ladran and The Man From La Mancha don’t give a Brel. Hope Hicks on the other hand is frying crying on the stand.

But never mind Donald Trump, I am focused on Sicilia, the man who back in 2012* at least on 2012 should have known that his sabbatical in France was sponsored by, “football, fado, and Fatima²”, because the people handling his propaganda, or Public Relations were non other than the part-time Mexican Embassy photographer and Pablo Gleason, who of course was aligned with Televisa and the Mexican Cinéma Show in Cannes.

*~. Postales milagrosas a Enrique Peña Nieto. Rue de Longchamp, Grand Palais, Église de La Madeleine, South of France.

²~. It’s the Portuguese man o’ war formula for shithole countries govern-mental control.