³~. Vientos, Rafita! 🌬️ vientos.
Wasted Time
Current time in CET is 18h40 and in Paris the temperature is 41°C or,
(41 °C × 9/5) + 32 = 105,8 °F… sources close to Saint-Michel in northern France relay that the so-called heat dome will relent this weekend but confirm that the frogs in uniform will fucking hate the military parade of Bastille Day next month, —as the world turns.
We last saw, but did not interact with the préfecture de police’s favorite Latin American media asset, Raphaël Moran, as Öüï was exiting “la tardeada” de France Inter Paris (fip for listeners) at les Arènes during the RADIO solstice-es celebration to usher in la Fête de la musique, the noble savage ; per Christopher Domínguez Michael’s description of la Alliance française perfect balance, (as French people call them).
Any hoot, Véronique Sanson, if only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination 🪴
In local news, for some strange reason the CITY of PARIS changed the hours of one of the only AIR CONDITIONED libraries in all of France, let me write that again, In-All-Of-France, during record-breaking temperatures. La Canopée in question also houses a toddler space, which is a perfect complement for to all of the JEFFERY EPSTIEN ‘au-pairs’ living the Emily in Paris dream, but that is another story ; the context here mister mayor is that, “for what shall it profit a POLITICIAN, if he shall gain the CITY of PARIS, if his constituents burn their SOLES under 40°C temperatures?”
The following is a Public Service Announcement:
In Local News
Attention camp, the mediateque and library at Les Halles changed thier operating hours from 14h – 18h to 10h – 14h. Sources close to the Paris Tourism Board relay that the Paris Mediation Committee dictated that FRENCH LOGIC demands that operating hours be set for the relatively cooler morning hours rather than maintaining La Canopée open when those ‘au pairs’ need it the most.
Simonne que sí Rafis, of course que oui, heck Raf—mister and mistress Bloch ⚰️ Vidal would probably listen to your advice and give their trusted sources to Stephanie 🛂 Menou à Cité, as Évry French returning journalist from ultramar must (according to the advice given that you (sir) once gave to me³).
³~. Armando Segovia
