Tag Archives: Acuérdate de Acapulco

Zapantera Rosa, protagonismo solidario y artistas del verbo hartar

Previously on, “Un aguacero, en venganza »

Issy-por-Eso a la izquierda latinoamericana le fue como le fue en L’Argentina, Chile, Honduras y con su chingada madre, también.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/27 /estados /retrocesos-en-al-por-incompetencia-de-la-izquierda-advierten-especialistas-en-encuentro-de-ezln

Of course, doña Lira Saade at La Jornada, of course que “el sur también existe,” but one has to be French like all of the Internacional en Trocadéro to participate. Take for instace doña Poni en la Maison de l’Amérique latine, puro “pago-en-especie“.

In local news …

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/28 /opinion /los-turistas-en-acapulco-elena-poniatowska

BB has left Saint-Tropez : even Simone de Beauvoir is captivated. “She goes barefoot, deliberately ignores sophisticated clothing, jewelry, perfumes, makeup, all artifice (…) She does what she pleases, and that is what disturbs,” writes the intellectual and leading figure of feminism.

https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/

Just remembering how “los solidarios” de México and other assorted Spanish-speaking nations tore thier huipiles or jerga hoodies off was a spectacle to see, most amusing was how they self-congratulated themselves after every event, o como dicen Los Amigos Invisibles en Venezula : a masturbation session.

Short story long… ¡Alerta.. Alerta que camina la espada de Bolívar por América Latina!

En conclusión, Georgina Moreno y, morena–francia en general, no es odio lo que siento por ustedes, “los puros”, “los dignos”, “los prestigiosos³”, los … “¡Uy_uy_uy!, pero sí, si siento lo que Brigitte Bardot sentia por la Fiesta Brava al recordar sus cátedras latinoaméricanas (las de ustedes no las de BB) en socialismo y masturbación”. Por cierto, Manuel Ulloa, lo mismo evocan tus sesiones de felación con don Sicilia en la Embajada de México en Longchamp y tambien en la Iglesia de La Madeleine.

³~. “Nos quiere desprestigiar“, recuerdo como me gritaba doña Alicia Leos afuera del hotel Le Meurice durante la visita de Enrique Peña Nieto, entonces presidente de la República Mexicana, —a Paris.

 

Acá, Pulco es un “madrinaje” para cocteles con o sin pisto (las)

Woo hoo 🇯🇵 woo hoo—who… Bob Sinclar stars as La Éponge Lollipop 🍭 … giddy-up Bob.

Acá—Pulco is a citrus drink, and if you know what Wink® tasted like in the 1980’s it’s kind of like that but without the carbonated fizz.

And Claudia? Well, Bob sin Claire³, La Presidenta just wanna have fun.

³~. If that’s how that Daft Punk, David, spell checks your name.

Note to wanna-be editors: if you cracked my email  password, and changed it yesterday morning at 09:21 CET, don’t be a bitch! Unless you are a fucking “madrina” for the powers-that-don’t want me to continue writing this blog straight out of a fucking FRENCH BAGAGERIE. For the record, don’t forget the CREATIVE COMMONS CREED : give credit (you little bitch) where credit is due.

Share Alike motherfucker.

It’s cheaper to keep’em — Gran Señor Zopilote

Lupe’s lupanar y las muertas d’Estrada…  Followed by a trip where Tu Mamá se va a Chihuahua a un baile con Bomberito Juárez, y a veinte por adelantado, —También.

Ahora sí — Que Viva México… y El Gran Señor Zopilote también.

Funeral services costs in Mexico: How much does cremation cost in Mexico according to Profeco*?

C’mon baby fuistes a Acapulco and you didn’t even light my fire… Jacket Knot Required because it’s just another They for Ewe and Mí at La Bagagerie.

 

… entonces Gustavo (🇦🇷) el siguiente toro le corresponde a Saúl (🇲🇽), but before Eye begins please be advised that if you are out of Schiltz, Ewe sir are shit out of luck ; having stated that congratulations on that $20 Billion (🇺🇸) bailout that your president Milei secured for La Casa Rosa en el Río de La Plata, en fin Gustavo, luego te explico lo que pasa cuando un—gato muere, por el momento, “Juárez, no debió de morir, ay de morir”…

Las Muertas — Mala Noche, episode 3.

_ y por eso lo plasmaron en uno de a $500 pesotes mexicanos.

Previously on the continuing adventures of Teeny Tiny Cat

If they asked Mí, Johanne Poisson, Eye could write a book.

Knews Ewe Could Use

The Katt’s out of the bag and the toothpaste is back in the TUBES and with ol’Due respect Eva Victor can suck on my catnip.

Stories which, will be relevant five, ten, twenty years from now… because TIME NOW is won emit and TIME LOST is just a thing.

… when Öüï returns Mika Brzezinski takes a skinnydip en La Quebrada, and Armando Hoyos takes a colourful picture for the paparazzi at The New York Post and let’s just say that the eyebrows don’t match the Lashes on them little ol’Eyes.

Unfiltered:

Spin this

Easter Sunday — When Justice has no curfew

Armando à Abrego:

The Weekend is Dead… long live the week theys.

… And Justice for All

Harvester of Sorrow — plaint on Mí… open 24/7 and Eight Days A Week si’l te plaît, por favor.

To all the Claire’s I Loved Before:

Armando a las madrinas de Abrego.

 

A Jupi Shade of Soul… Ray Barreto, “el chacal” del Swing Tlo’piCAL

Se baila así… and Gaëlle Renard, you Foxy bitch! I bet that you did KNOT know that FIP, —yes fip, was invented not by the Very French, but by Mexicans in the year of our Lorde 1969 in Acapulco, where coincidentally Elvis Presley was crooning to the vacationing “mama citas” that it was not “Siesta Time”, it’s Cerveza Time! that’s what Elvis’ « madrinas » said.

From Acapulco to Madrid con escala en París — Forgetting to Remember and remembering to forget.

… and Alicia Menendez, Assad has left the building; Assad is now in Acapulco, which should put Representative Tulsi Gabbard’s support of the Dentist in Syria in SIESTA mode 😪, period!

Anyone who describes yesterday LAIC ceremony at Notre Dame de Paris (km. 0) as a “mass” knows shit from piss. Yesterday’s cérémonie was not a mass, —it was a ritual not unlike the ceremonies conducted inside of a .°. masonic .°. lodge, in Acapulco, por decir. So, with that in mind:

for the record, Carla Bruni, her sober black belt and, her Christian Dior outfit which she had already worn way back in 2008, returned TO FRANCE “le chic” which had been missing since I (Armando Segovia) noted to the French consulate fonctionnaires in Los Angeles, California, on Sun Set Avenue, just how bad-ass Sarkozy was; and if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson, “girl Ewe know it’s True”, i provided the VOICe for the lip-synched presidencies of Hollande and (Donald Trump’s bitch) EMMANUEL MACRON, anyhow i did tell you back in 2008 that:

Évry body wants to be a cat,
and Bruni Sarkozy was the only camera-shot worth admiring next to the monumental CRAFT of stone, wood, glass and of course METAL, baby.

Tengo orgullo de ser del Norte, —en De Quel Âge

And starring as Toña La Negra, Laura Buenrostro, with Juanito Guanavacoa in the role of “EL JUDICIAL Malacara », órale, hay que ser Juanito para meter la cuchara así en una canción.

Y por eso, Haz Patria, mata una Concha. ISSY, Pablo Neruda tenía el récord de matar conchas. Sí, Neruda, a parte de ser chileno y Extraño, le gustaba apuñalar los moluscos de la Caracola. 👹👺👹👺👹

I am a feminist, and women get mad about that, Women want a Macho-man like Juanito Guanavacoa, not a pussy-lover 😺 like Mí, so of course you get shit like this in La Florida. And VANIA, this is your Cue to CoMe iN.

La Regla Desantis

Previously on the Donjon de Vincennes, Leonardo DiCaprio was trying to sell Submarines to The Topo Chico Gendarmerie en Nuevo Lyon, “Take It Away”, Juanito Canales!

Sha, Cha—BOOM!
Bésame, bésame el culo…

CaraCola es BuenRostro en anatomía, así como BellaVista es igual a panochas.

Ahora resulta que La Huasteca, huerca Brasileira, es parte de Centro América… y Santa Qtarina en Persia, a lo mejor por eso lo de Sultana. Es un ballenato cumbia con ARREGLOS en polka y bossa nova, pues.

Orca submarine – You Hate Mí Eye loves Ewe.

Orca submarine – You Hate Mí Eye loves Ewe. Al regresar, en Ventaneando las lunas de Octubre, I told Y’all motherfuckers that It Was Going to be a Double-Header, ∵ following the Décalage session with Laura Buenrostro en rfpp, SoFy BelleAsco, that self-described “artist trafficker” kidnapped Buenrostro from Dé Quel Âge and Johnny Canales made her dance on the station’s pole Al ritmo de, 🎶 Mesa, mesa al que más aplauda 👏🏼👏🏼👏⛏️🐝🧭🎩👮🏻‍♀️😺🤠🌬️

Still to come, Juanito Guanavacoa y SoFy BelleAsco will SuperImpose “la caracola” de Lola, in Barry Manilow’s Copa Cabana en San Pedro Garza García, with Serrat’s Penelope en Cadereyta de Terán. 💃🏻

Ahora resulta que La Huasteca, huerca Brasileira, es parte de Centro América… y Santa Qtarina en Persia, a lo mejor por eso lo de Sultana.

After the break is El Beso Sucio del Barrio Antiguo en La Fundidora en Saint Opportune… El Beso Sucio, “you don’t have to drink our Apéritif-es-esos but if you don’t you can’t stay here.

Note to non—readers³, today’s edition of Laura en Décalage con Juanito Guanavacoa is of course, recorded, or as the Juánaticos de la Matrix relay: par téléphone, or as the Bostonian guest on rfpp yesterday said: PHONED IN…

En fin. Take Mí to 2012, here are the coordinates:

The Lord’s Resistance Army at the copa cabana… starring Juanito Guanavacoa as “the madrina de Zacatecas »… Based on a true psychological persecution at the Georges Impromptidou European Medial Center…

For the record, it is sad to see how people who ran from that time-period in Central Africa and Centro América, like El Perú… are the ones who get annoyed for my SPIEL on this Nido de Hipocresías called France.

Long-story short Sofi Velasco, decidí no ir a preguntar lo que la notificación del Procurador De La Prefectura quería decir cuando escribió, DOS PUTOS AÑOS Después,  “las cámaras no funcionaron y no pudimos distinguir a los chilangos”, o algo así, lo cierto SoFy Velasco es de que los franceses aún no han inventado las bitácoras (blotter reports), ∵ the perp was a cop nationale. And isn’t it ironic! The French invented Juanito Guanavacoa, y por eso, poeta que Juanito es, y en el aire 🌬️ las compones, yada, yada, yada… en la voz de SoFy of course.

“¡A todos los que quieren y amán a Marilyn Monroe!!!

Es cosa del otro jueves…

³~. Ángel Fernández (Standard Charter²)… Y que chingue a su madre “La Doña”, Félix.

What A Fool on The Hill Believes 🔫 sponsored by Ol’McDonald… Hey, 19th!

²~. Le Parisien N⁰ 24182, page 7, —ed. 

https ://www .tsfjazz .com /programmes /made-in-china /2022-05-26 /19-00

⚽⚽⚽ Now Öüï knows WHO The Parisians are rootin’ FOUR.

…⚽ “Half-time Show‽… Öüï don’t need no–Half-time SHOW!!!

Come Away With Mí

Texas!!! I can’t fucking “Believes” that Chuck Norris let Norah Jones down.