Tag Archives: Natalia Almada — Resisting The Present at the Museum of Modern Art in Paris (2012)

Well… if Adelita had indoor plumbing

Eye tell you Cousin Joe, if Adelita had indoor plumbing instead of Henry Lane Wilson (1857-1932) Adelita would have done more than just inspire the Russia Revolution of 1917, instead! Instead Cousin Joe, in 1917 Adelita got El Cinito Mexicano de la bis~nieta de Plutarco Elías Calles en Paris—Cinéma Christine 2012.

Merry Mex~más !

The only good thing about Canada is off-Course, ONTARIO.

I’m telling Ewe… The System is rigged, Joe Scarborough is monopolizing Jay-crooning CANADIANS on the Morning Mika Show, Goooooo, Dodgers! L.A. Is My Lady, —Bublé.

Deer Ala-Eddine… meet Natalia Al~Mada en Escondido (U.S.A.)

To they in History: Superman is a “has been”… let the Sunshine in. And in Washington, President Trump reminds the world that he is a coward who used his daddy’s money to get a free John Wayne Breakfast at the American Legion 🇺🇸

Good Soil Guarantees Peas, but not a Peace Prize Donald, now KISS your Daddy wearing the Leningrad Cowboys Boots… from El Paso in Paris.

To they in history, President Trump returns Sarah Palin’s backyard back to Russia… with Sarah Palin in the deal.

Good morning, in Paris, France, Mother Mary’s ass-ended in Heaven, sources close to San Pedro relay that Paul (that motherfucker!) demanded to see Mary’s papers and a certificate issued by the bendita/sacre préfecture de police showing her 1901 Benevolance Certificate and off-course her health certificate, arguing that Mary was a known flusy  before 👁️  popping 🪚 out ♀️ The 🧍🏼‍♀️Superstar THERE in Nazareth.

Eye Saw Her Standing D.A.R.E. 

It’s no lie, Marie-Ange Schiltz knows the place, heck!!! The bitch practically wrote the Acts sessions, but these here Alla-Eddine are not one of them, Öüï’s doing a different thing and after the intermission, Malia in Birmingham lands at the newly renamed Ozzy Osbourne International Airport, but that’s just a cross reference on the Erasmus beat. In the meantime Alla-Eddine wonders why Manuel Bartlett Díaz is not on the MEXICAN criminal transfer list.

Alla-Eddine stars as El Sultán de La Motocicleta en Monterrey… But only after he learns how to do the hula-hoop with Venn Diagrams à Paris.

The Merchant of Venice and other assorted bootlegs from LA superficie del Underground de VALERIE PÉCRESSE, this is the sound of a metro ticket on the bus or the back of the tram, Eye Knows this much is trou 🕳️.

³~. Issy-Ala-Eddine, of the fairy “madrinas” in France, Juanito Guanavacoa (como tú comprenderas) is the most excellent, the most eLevated, uy-uy-uy.

Cesar’s Salad: Quand les actes viennent contredire les mots

It’s ridiculous, one ROCKET

You don’t know what the Porn you are doing. And Eye quotes…

Entonces César, it was nice meeting you last night… it’s too bad that i, Armando Segovia, or Armando X (in reference to Malcolm Little, not the social media handle that used to be a little blue bird 🐦) did not get to TRANSITION to Salma Hayek and “los hilos” de Natalia Almada who happens to be the Great-great-grand daughter of that Fucking HOT DOG that PAULINE’S big fucking freezer is trying to pass as “latin food”, that fucking “dogo’s³” name, by-the-way was El General Plutarco Elías Calles, inventor of the Mexico that died in 2018, when Mexico shifted from what one of THE DOGS at l’Académie Française refered to as “the perfect dictatorship” who institutionalized “the revolution” and « transformed » it, into a populist porn show on every dial on Évry—Mexican Radio Frequency.

Note to the good students at La Cop1ne au 1 Pl. Alice Guy (knot Menendez)…

Erasmus was a fag.

Context from Salma’s husband at DEE 🎸Beaubourg will answer for ALL EWE Pinaults, which is a calco for PIÑATA en Castellano.

Santa Ana Winds…

³~. While it is categorically true, and not surprising at all that « hotdog » on a Spanish Radio Station is a calc of the same English that the Rosbifs across the Chunnel call a “perro caliente”, which should never be confused with the legendary “perro agradecido”, from LA CALLE 🤠 Stanton in El Chuco, Texas.

But seriously, folks : fuck the Marine Corps… gooooo, ARMY.

Bunch of glorified amphibians with a fancy sword. Naturally, we hold no I’ll feelings for the Navy folks but that is only on account of Admiral Stradivarius and the captains of poetry en Ultramar.

In local news:

https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /A VAL-DE-MARNE POLICE OFFICER SUSPECTED OF HAVING PROVIDED INFORMATION TO DRUG DEALERS

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I’m Going To Disneyland!
no-Body moves, no body gets hurt.

How convenient (2012) that the Smiths at SemaFor are touching the topic of Six Degrees of general elections across The Globe, back in 2012 when then candidate François Hollande unleashed Kanye and Jay Z’s “Niggas in Paris” for his presidential campaign nobody moved a finger for the French, Mexican, Peruvian, and U.S. elections in that order, but then again, I was on the wrong channels of communication, had I known that the political Animals of that period in history were from the CHAMAELEONIDAE 🦎 families (nepotismo institucionalizado) I would have worked for La Línea in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, instead.

 

And isn’t it convenient, said The Church Lady… Élections all over the globe, and if you are Willie Geist, this is a 4 x 8 annotated bibliography.

And former AP Lemire (2013), after the break it’s, “La Civil” in the times of Freddy Cats y Pablo Gleason en Montreuil-sous-Bois, at the time Jorge Harmodio and his troupe did not care about the things that happened in-and-around Beto O’Rourke’s backyard in Lomas de Poleo (ANAPRA) but that is only because the desk-warriors that were “Los Amigos de México en Francia”, did not like the news that were relayed in Real-time and with my feet on the actual ground (de Tijuana a Monterrey (2006 – 2011) entre Líneas.

No-body moves — No body gets hurt. The New French from Old Orléans.

 

God bless the U.S.A… fuck the aliens. And Öüï begins with Ali Vitali’s old Orléans professor, James CarVile from the Iguana Nebula.

Luna Park, sábado 22 de enero 1944 💧♑

Al regresar, 🇪🇸 Salvador en 🇫🇷 rfpp nos pinta una de Vaqueros:

— 1947 – KTLA, the first commercial television station west of the Mississippi River, begins operation in Hollywood, California. 

Arte en fuga ‗–‘! 1915 ¡’–‗  Over 600 people are killed in Guadalajara, Mexico, when a train plunges off the tracks and into a deep canyon. ‗–‘! 2023 ¡’–‗  MONTEREY PARK, California, mass shooting “accident” claims 10 people and injures another 10 during a Chinese Lunar New Year. A “Year of The Rabbit” celebration was in progress.

 

For context if your name is Edgar Vercelloni, not to be confused with Barcelona, because that region is in Catalunya and on today’s edition of “aquí somos aquí estamos”, Juanito Guanabacoa is featuring Andalucía as a musical guest, at log time, which is to say, when the aforementioned Salvador en rfpp spewed a virtual word salad cueing-in Juanito Guanavacoa to go from fool-blue to full-shitkicker mode 🤠 Max Guitar (on playback, of course) dropped the Gringo side of them Franchutes on-Air and emphasized the cultural differences in the lingo of the Texas Two-Step Boogie and the Mexicans in the North.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/01/22 /mundo /diez-muertos-en-festejos-del-ano-nuevo-chino-en-california

💧♑~. It’s a Water Goat year in 1944 waiting on a new Monkey 🐒 to take over in February and, on a day like today, DOMINGO meets MADONNA, the Broadway hit that would inspire 🇪🇸 Banderas to play the role of 🇦🇷 El Che had nothing to do with the fact that the aforementioned 🙊 would arrive on the 27th Anniversary³ of the promulgation of the United Mexican States Constitution, which is why don Alejandro González “shakes pirito” Iñárritu can LICK MY BALLS along with don Paco Calderón at REFORMA, and here is Y:

³~. That’s like 86 years before, in 2006, 🇺🇸 Natalia Almada² resisted the future of Mexico, in 2013,  at 🇫🇷 Cinéma Christine, and to quote Governor Lepetomane at Rock Ridge:

What are you worried about? This is 1973 🇨🇱 !!! You can sue her 🤠

 

Adventures in transliteration: Wiseguys the 43*

 

“NI UN PASO ATRÁS,” dicen en rfpp . net, sin embargo ‘caminantes’ españoles en el Show de Juanito Guanavacoa, no se puede dar un paso adelante, con Ratas con máscara piñatera 🎉 y con el palo de la palabra.

*~. VERBATIM: La ventaja de una hemeroteca es que permite encontrar si algo ya se ha dicho.

https ://monoaureo .com /2023/01/18 /familiarizandose/

Ni un paso Adelante con ratas, —así. 🇪🇸 PACO RG 🇪🇸.

 

“This story is fictional. Any similarity to the names, characters or history of any person, living or dead, or any actual events is entirely coincidental and unintentional.”

With this in mind, Eye have no güey… of knowing if SoFy Velasco is going to read “los cuentos de Juanito Guanavacoa” on today’s edition of RFPP . Aquí Estamos porque SOMOS, O algo así, lo cierto es de que desde aquí donde yo ‘toy, SoFy Velasco, tu CONSUELO, “Te Lo Dije” – “Pensarás En #Mí” – Cachito – BÉSAME MUCHO… 🥸 and Eye quotes The Rabbit on The Magical Mystery Tour, “CHA-CHA BOOM 💥”.

Lo cierto, SoFy Velasco es de que la grabación de poemas para la emisión de Hodie, que es Latín para cualquier europeo, HOY… será la cera de un talismán 🐰… La Pata de La Suerte.

† 2005 – Consuelo Velásquez, compositora mexicana (n. 1924).

En décalage 🇧🇷, here’s YOUR so-called “Mandolín de Proust »:

It is the French’s fault! it is AlWays the fault of the Very French, y para muestra un botão 🇵🇹… One Second Please… Let Mí Get The DoorZ, starring Santiago Morris Van, el Rey LombriZ.

Tenga pues su cabeZón con granadina, ¡Anda LuZ!, pícale al botón Rojo del folklor de 🇨🇱 María Eugenia 🇫🇷 en rfpp shoes.

⚜️ 1808 – The Portuguese royal family arrives in Brazil after fleeing the French army’s invasion of Portugal two months earlier.

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Stripes in spandex — Metal Health

Key Leighhhh Makaninni !!!

Viva Bill Barr!!!

Surrender, you look like a Mexican Lamborghini Countach from 1986. ¿De qué sabor vas a querer tu nieve de limón 🧊?

And Starring as a Mexican Countach, Carlos Cavazos. Eye can see KeigLee from Carlos’ Lamborghini Dashboard.

… Funny how the FOX cycle, period!… goes, the Animals Are Great guy is complaining about some guy named Greg not covering the Chinese Cigarette Exercises in Hong Kong.

Mean while, 🦿shaving They did the laundry on that 70’s Show on FOX. Trou 🕳️ story, after the Break, Geronimo breaks Judge Pirro’s 🖤.

Repent, Keyleigh McKenanny, the church of Trump is a Jesus Christ Pose; ask GUTFELD what the last line in that Song Says.

A todo negro presente… El Puma called: ha’Ya like them apples?

Platypussies… earlier at chez Saint–Louis, a kind reminder that Thanksgiving is just around La Pinta.

🎵 Numerao’, numerao’¡Viva la numeración!¿Quién ha visto matrimonio?¿Sin correr amonestación?

 

Resisting The Present : El Año de México en Francia.

 

José Luis Rodríguez, “Pavorreal”

Any how, latitudes and platitudes had a baby, poor thing looks like an ugly duck, sin embargo it does feel like a big brown beaver, “Viejas Feas” follow, only on TeleUniMundoVision.

Öüï begins of course with the platypus.

Franklin, our first ambassador to Babylon, wanted a turkey as the national symbol, instead we got a bald eagle. In Constantinople, Erdoğan wanted to change the image of the first thing that comes to mind 🦃 when this flag 🇹🇷 pops up… and all that Türkiye got, [drum roll followed by badum-tisch]…. A GREC Kebab.

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The best water, comes from Santa Qatarina, Nuevo Lyon

GACHUPINES con GUAYABERA in CUBA and VERACRUZ follows (fascism for the good masses), period!

 

Los Hilos de Sasha en las bragas de Hidalgo… and before mister BARBOSA misinterprets, please be reminded that when Antonio Aguilar crooned the first ever “Rancho Grande” over satellite communications, en el ‘supremo gobierno’ de los EEUUMM, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz commissioned Antonio’s calzones to el ‘tiro’ en El bunghole★ del ranchero tejano, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s.

★~. 👖entrejambe

Sponsored by the Agence France Presse and The Mexican consulate in Paris, France.

Ask yourself, if you follow the CitÉ poliTicks at l’universite de Paris, why did the JALISCO ambassador stay in office at Longchamps after “el peje” won the populus ELECTION?

The Answer My Friend…

Is Blowing in CARLOS SLIM’S 💋 lips.

DRINK KALUAH COFFEE MIX

With All Due Respect to San Ignatius de Los WaPos goes here, ISSY—context for Jamal Khashoggi’s wife goes here.

Step right in Eye has Six of these babies in stock ready to quench that Canicula³ like a freezed-damped WaWa lingette through le ARC de Triomphe².

Drink Beer or Die
… motherfuckers hijos de puta
… et al.

Sponsored by ScienesPo and Alain “GATT” Rouquié.

Alain Rouquié is on VACATION and could not be reached for comments, Latin American culos cocked blocked the encounter… and then they INSTALLED a kool-aid guru in Pemex to quench LA INTERNACIONAL SOCIALISTA thirst for POPULIST POWER

 

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If-and-Only if you call now in the next HAAB¹ you will also get a Topo Chico with Lime.

https ://www .mayaarchaeologist .co .uk /public-resources /maya-world /maya-calendar-system/

In case you missed it, our blog centers in México [wit acento en LA eh], however, it would mean NUTTIN’ if the issues that I raise, would not affect the whole of humanity, —and la bendita Francia también.

WaWa Wars…
now infused with Narco Gwar supplements.

Must be a gear head to participate. Restrictions apply. Coma Frutas y Verduras.

 

Naturally… 🥑 ∆ 🥑

 

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Officially, Florida Gates is a dick… Viejas Feas rock

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Peep Ol’s Try To Put US Down.

 

[Context for, it rhymes with… goes here]

¹~. https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /sociedad /asi-surgio-la-frase-haz-patria-mata-un-chilango

 

I hear you paint Houses?

Oh hey, Hallie Jackson! Eye do Windows also… abortions? Wait one…

Manita de Cat Stevens:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la…

Oddball:
— Yo! Lt.! Is the Company in the Coat Hanger business?

Milo Minderbender:
As of Friday June 24, 2022 at 10 am in Eastern Standard Times, Irish.
The Company hooked up with a BUM in Beverly Hills who is playing Rasputin with the King of the clothes hanging industry. Best wire in the business, the wire-bending process throws in the sterilization for free.

¡Ay, Barbara Villancico d’Esbelto… You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet!

L’aristocratie du Quartier… en el bar, l’Échan de menos.

Resistiendo La Honte de hueso tricolore

After the break, Denisa Kerschova can only Count to Four 🎉

Stop the presses… it’s FOWL Balls on Donna Perino

All Apologies, but there’s a Mexican Suitcase under the Weight of that Mexican Elephant femur.

I swear that Capa is not going to mind, trust Mí, I slept at a Holiday Inn.

Sponsored by The TFN Group Facility Management Services… as Holey as a Slice of Swiss Cheese.

Enter Franck Julien
🇨🇭

Eye am Gru.

N° 13 — Adriana LARA, p. 112 | 113
Art Film 1: Ever present yet ignored, 2006
RESISTING THE PRESENT
MEXICO 2000 / 2012

And, madame La Députée KeKe, Eye hears you, and if Cochin Hospital (FEB 2021) was a token, then maybe that would be proof that I am not jumping on your bandwagon so, with that out of the way, LET’S TALK about ATALIAN, , and now that you have access to SECURITY CAMERAS, mark last night’s date as the day that you need to ask about for visual-aid sake’s, and here is why madame La Députéé:

Follow My Lead

🎶 Tus Ojos Mexicanos Tuyos… watch out Delphine Deau et Camille Maussion at FRANCE Musique, ERIC THEUTIL is a peepin-tom, Phat Basterd is trying to get near your bathroom WINDOWS with the WORN-out excuse of auditioning your “singing voices”, watch out, Éric is recruiting Sirenes for his sinister buddy, Denis ‘the guppy’ Soula.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /nefertiti-quartet-cadrage-et-debordements-4145136
Must be read with an African Accent

For the record, “fuck SciencesPo” and thier ‘SciencesPolitas”.
Aussi, madame La Députée, I ain’t no fortunate son. Why last night as you where celebrating your victory, like say, before 21h45 in G-20 rue de Louvre time, an ATALIAN goon was exercising his “PROFILING rights” by denying me the use of a microwave oven, which I wanted to use in order to re-heat the discounted anti-gaspillage chicken legs that I had just purchased. I know. Because I have seen all kinds of people use that same microwave at the time that I wanted to use said microwave, so the excuse of “you can’t use it because it has already been cleaned”… is a perfect example of a Dangling meal.

If anything, IF THE STORE IS OPEN, and the cashier just took my money to pay for the motherfucking chicken legs, THAT IS THE LEAST that YOUR BLACK SUIT wearing ass can do for a customer.

To be clear, because according to BFM TV and La Députée Annie Genevard (LR) whom some fellow named Tousaint interviewed just before Julie Gayet (PS) was celebrating the Wrench thrown on the French Republic, with the Pizza Delivery Girl at France Musique, that’s what Laura Haim (from SciencesPo) is SUPPOSED to speak like, when speaking to José in Andalusia de los MSNBC’s, madame Haim is supposed to be clear when words come out of her pie-hole.

To be clear, according to msnbc Haim, the retirement age reform is the biggest challenge for the changing landscape of The France. “Going to the beach”, in Haim’s words, is the biggest challenge for —The France.

Training Wheels for “Yellow 🎗️-wearing ” buddy fucker Gregg.

TO BE CLEAR, I guess the French are “clear” when they speak in Astérix mode, never in any other ‘themed’ park setting, or so it seems.

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