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Dear, Maud Gatel… Happy Saint-Germain-des-Prés³

https ://www .lemonde .fr /economie /article /2024/05/03 /at-france-inter-journalists-and-producers-worry-for-their–liberte-d-expression

Cocaine Unfrosted 🐯 The breakfast of champions… bola de putos!

 

… and, Katty Kay, nevermind the pop tarts, have some UNFROZEN COCAINE for breakfast. Now back in the day, in El Ey off course, it was a primo to just get things started, no time for lines just roll it into a pop tart and… ah nevermind, I am not supposed to talk directly (in)to the fourth wall.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /special-festival-jazz-a-saint-germain-des-pres-paris

And the colored girls go: What it is—what, IT!, is.

 

³~. On this, Press Freedom Day, take it from me, Mme. representative, the first Made-in-France refugee, courtesy of President François Hollande and The Year of Mexico in France, Russia as the biggest menace to Marianne is a checkerboard ♟️on an ice rink ⛸️, unfortunately for the next hour or so nothing else matters ‘cus Eye just smoked a joint.

But any how, who, why and/or when, señor Sicilia, I tried to talk to you back when you visited the Grand Palais foreign press welcome center in 2012, however, just as with Omar and the Ayotzinapa legal adviser, mister Pablo Gleason and the Cervantes Institute fellows, including a little propaganda tool named ULLOA, all together as a collective, had tainted your judgement/cause with total slander towards my independent journalism project in la bendita y sacrosanta France.

But why?

On the next segment Los Toreros Muertos will tell you why, —Javier.

Where Eyes comes from I reckon we call it a “blimp”, but that’s just to fuck with Michelin.

 

Across Pigalle, however, los perros ladran and The Man From La Mancha don’t give a Brel. Hope Hicks on the other hand is frying crying on the stand.

But never mind Donald Trump, I am focused on Sicilia, the man who back in 2012* at least on 2012 should have known that his sabbatical in France was sponsored by, “football, fado, and Fatima²”, because the people handling his propaganda, or Public Relations were non other than the part-time Mexican Embassy photographer and Pablo Gleason, who of course was aligned with Televisa and the Mexican Cinéma Show in Cannes.

*~. Postales milagrosas a Enrique Peña Nieto. Rue de Longchamp, Grand Palais, Église de La Madeleine, South of France.

²~. It’s the Portuguese man o’ war formula for shithole countries govern-mental control.

1, 2, 3, 4, … Political Director for Hire

That’s not a Llama, Gumby! That’s a fucking GUACAMAYA, and you can double check THIS fact with Pablo Gleason, cousin of course of Miguel, the only Mexican in France allowed to write about MEXICANS ABROAD, and brother to the greatest Torero en Saltillo, Coahuila, y en Merida Yucatán, “El Glison”.

The chapel of the Pétètes | Ecrins National Park (ecrins-parcnational.fr)

My first Vernissage.

It checks out, pinches petetes son muñequitos de Piedra en una tal porte de La Chapelle… for context, to avoid getting an OTQF from the préfecture a Cité in 2014, all that I, Armando Segovia, had to do was give up the names of my sources, both here and in Mexico. 

Who knows, maybe if I had listened to Raphaël Moran, Pablo Gleason and el mono with the “PEPITO” hat below, jaraneando in a NICHO of anygiven banlieu parisina, pues a lo mejor [SoFy Belascoarán] ahorita sería también un HARTISTA en FRANCIA!!! como los integrantes de la Banda del Carro Lleno de La Embajada de México en la rue Longchamps.

El Charrito Pemex, con beca del CoNaCyT en la Comisión Federal de Electricidad y Bienes Raíces de Manuel Bartlett Díaz. Uso Justo de todos los GAMBI y los Petetes también. COPYLEFT, but not the Mexican LEFT, porque se ENOJA la Mujer de Nicolas.

Manuel Bartlett Díaz — Wikipédia (wikipedia.org)

Not to be outdone by DAVID GUETTA, French ghetto artist and Llama lover, GAMBI (Gumby) joined forces with a former JARANERO from the JUANITO GUANAVACOA ranks at the NARCO CONSULATE SECTION of the Mexican Embassy in the 2eme Arrondisement to bring you a new vision in future FANDANGOS at the MEXICO HOUSE, inside of the perimeter of Cité Universitaire de Paris at the 14eme Arrondisement en GenTilly, laced with la porte d’Orleans in la FRANCE.

STILL TO COME
HISTORIAS DE CO OPTACIÓN
de mexicanos en fandangos de FRANCIA

¡Mesa, mesa, mesa al que más aplauda! Con ustedes, el hijo a-francesado de Juanito Guanabacoa en Francia, knot the one from CANADA: ALAN GARCÍA, no relation to the Peruvian ex-president who, par hasard, is also a Llama lover.

Yup, that’s an eight!

Any how, never mind that pink-shade lizard face profile looking at rebmevoN on the B-Side of the “Dark Side of The Moon”, just in case you FORGOT who Pink was, and same as it Eva’ Was, the fak remains the same, it’s that dirty-old aging cajun mix between a Gray and a little gator, James Carville.

Now, across the Gulf of México from the Louisiana Swamps (Orleans, Fr.) in Tabasco, the Olmecas thought of the relief on the face of the moon as a ‘rabbit’ but as the pink moon close-up clearly reveals, the big’ol James Car Vile reptilian profile-looking face is there. The ears that which are, “supposedly” a wascaly wabbit doing a backflip is actually, Car Vile’s little gecko-like body.

It’s right D.A.R.E. in plain sight for all to see. Behold, motherfuckers:

It’s a pink elephant in Florida.

 

And, Mika can Eye have that pink elephant over Perth?

 

Petete Pedotes, featuring Gumbi

Who needs FOX News when it’s all Greek to Marc.

{and}

The Truth about Elon Musk… Musk is a fucking lizard Man like that Car Vile guy.

Don’t forget the Ca-Junes-ese 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

 

So, yeah… Marc pinned the hammer on Piggly wiggly. Marc’s segue into the Pelosi affaire in San Francisco, California, might just be the runner-up to this year’s edition of the Alanis MorriSète Award.

… ∞

The best water, comes from Santa Qatarina, Nuevo Lyon

GACHUPINES con GUAYABERA in CUBA and VERACRUZ follows (fascism for the good masses), period!

 

Los Hilos de Sasha en las bragas de Hidalgo… and before mister BARBOSA misinterprets, please be reminded that when Antonio Aguilar crooned the first ever “Rancho Grande” over satellite communications, en el ‘supremo gobierno’ de los EEUUMM, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz commissioned Antonio’s calzones to el ‘tiro’ en El bunghole★ del ranchero tejano, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s.

★~. 👖entrejambe

Sponsored by the Agence France Presse and The Mexican consulate in Paris, France.

Ask yourself, if you follow the CitÉ poliTicks at l’universite de Paris, why did the JALISCO ambassador stay in office at Longchamps after “el peje” won the populus ELECTION?

The Answer My Friend…

Is Blowing in CARLOS SLIM’S 💋 lips.

DRINK KALUAH COFFEE MIX

With All Due Respect to San Ignatius de Los WaPos goes here, ISSY—context for Jamal Khashoggi’s wife goes here.

Step right in Eye has Six of these babies in stock ready to quench that Canicula³ like a freezed-damped WaWa lingette through le ARC de Triomphe².

Drink Beer or Die
… motherfuckers hijos de puta
… et al.

Sponsored by ScienesPo and Alain “GATT” Rouquié.

Alain Rouquié is on VACATION and could not be reached for comments, Latin American culos cocked blocked the encounter… and then they INSTALLED a kool-aid guru in Pemex to quench LA INTERNACIONAL SOCIALISTA thirst for POPULIST POWER

 

{and}

If-and-Only if you call now in the next HAAB¹ you will also get a Topo Chico with Lime.

https ://www .mayaarchaeologist .co .uk /public-resources /maya-world /maya-calendar-system/

In case you missed it, our blog centers in México [wit acento en LA eh], however, it would mean NUTTIN’ if the issues that I raise, would not affect the whole of humanity, —and la bendita Francia también.

WaWa Wars…
now infused with Narco Gwar supplements.

Must be a gear head to participate. Restrictions apply. Coma Frutas y Verduras.

 

Naturally… 🥑 ∆ 🥑

 

³~.

Officially, Florida Gates is a dick… Viejas Feas rock

²~.

Peep Ol’s Try To Put US Down.

 

[Context for, it rhymes with… goes here]

¹~. https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /sociedad /asi-surgio-la-frase-haz-patria-mata-un-chilango

 

Previously on, “º.~ Viejas Feas does not translate to “old ugly women””

Cécile Richards from “The Crazy Horse” in Paris, Texas, reports.

My little China girl
You shouldn’t mess with me
I’ll ruin everything you are
You know
I’ll give you television
I’ll give you eyes of blue
I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world.

The Crowned Jewel of Raphaël Moran, —en proceso:

The experts observed four “barriers”, that is, “the technical root causes of the major event (the accident)”, which “had they been effective, would have prevented the collapse of the elevated bridge”, thus avoiding the death of 26 people. On that night of May 3, 2021, when the viaduct fell between Olivo and San Lorenzo Tezonco stations.

No word if any 🌮 Tacos de CHUCHOS  🐶 stands perished in the collapse of the M-12, at CONCORDE.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /cdmx /2022/5/10 /intento-de-sheinbaum-por-ocultar-informe-sobre-la- l12-le-resulto-contraproducente la- l12-le-resulto-contraproducente -285723 .html

And in KENTUCKY, Nintendo 🎮 came home to roost:

It’s like Orange Crush for Siouxes-es-ese.

A Tale of Two SMALLS
{And}
Negrita, Eye swears Öüï is KNOT making this Shit Up.

Across The Atlantic.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /news /us-news /kentucky-man-22-shoots-mom-dispute-xbox-controller-mothers-day-officia-rcna 28073

Richard “RNC” Steele moved to Paris… Richard is now kickin’ it at La Avenue de France Galop… Richard is going under his old Frisco alias and he was last seen getting busy on a Burger Quick, or something like that.

…

And, GO’ill de Niza, did you catch that Amazon on Deadline? Of course you didn’t, y te comento que, LA Wallace almost cracked up on air when she saw “RNC” Steele on “The 19th”, anyhow, how about that Marco, eh?

Just an old Sweet Song
Keeps Georgia on my mind.
And the Song is:
THEE Compton LAdies

…

500 Años — But we begin in 2010°… Alex Dutilh stars as IL BRUTTO

And, Jose Díaz–Val ART… Andy Warhol was a big ol’FAG and Le Courbusier 🍌, [munch, munch] is still laughing from beyond the GRAVE, which is “Why I Hate The Sixties”.

{and}

The Reason Why Eye Loves:

Clarence LeRoy Van Cleef Jr.
[alias]
The Bad 

{or}

Il Cattivo,
Le Van Beethoven
de la película Chicha
of a Pizza in 4 piezas

Jacqueline du Pré, la passion et la liberté (radiofrance.fr)

I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anachroniste… YO YO MA Soul of TANGO starring Aurélie MOREAU, Dr. Moreau’s favorite creation next to that “CENTRE POMPIDOU anglais que Personne³ n’a construit ».
In New York it’s the 11th Hour and at La Promenade de Dowton Abby is just about TEA 🍵 Time ⌛

°~. Independencia, revolución, y Malraux³

Le Mexique et la France… [Those motherfuckers] demandent une réunion du Conseil de sécurité de l’ONU sur l’Ukraine

³~. Of “My Name Is Nobody” and the “TRINITY” series in the Manhattan Project… fuck BUD SPENSER, that fucker was the prison warden in a Turkish Nightmare.

 

It’s the bottom of the Seventh Seal Beach Series inning with runners at 1st and on 2nd. New AMLO RULES BASEBALL apply, check local listings.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/05/09 / cultura/casa-francesa-subastara-29-lotes-de-arte-precolombino-de-mexico

Look into the catcher’s eye… it’s a lot like el “bring-em-closer” looking thingy for pirates, raiders, and those fagetty Buccaneers 🔭 with the exception that you will most certainly be peaking for SHORE {and} into Your Soul.

No More Mr. Nice Guy is the answer for this pista, and the hint is a SHOCKER By Megadeth… Runner-up on the bonus round is A Distant Metallica RIDING The Lighting.

Alabama Officer Vicky White Dies and Escapee Is Caught, Officials Say – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Over at The Adagio Bar and Grill on Allegretto, Johnny Depp walks into the bar, hilarity ensues when… check local listings in the year 2061 or SUPERBOWL XCV via: Tout en adagio (radiofrance.fr)

{and} off-course, Le Courbiseur design killed Andy Warhol. Lucky for Paris, Eye saved Andy Warhol… “let that Sink in, jimmy dean”. I mean, who do I have to shoot to get a GREEN CARD around this CANNES en Saint-Tropez.

Jump to PAGE TÚ for another editon of:

ADVENTURES IN TRANSLITERATION, CALCOS, and INNUENDOS

For the record rayado:
Innuendo est un terme anglais qui signifie insinuation en français
SIN EMBARGO
Innuendo, est une chanson écrite par le groupe Queen,
at Le Promenade des Anglais à Nice (06100)
no less… IN REPLAY
Be, Live It, or KNOT!

And mister PATRON [miss BALA] in LA Ukranie, CANNES are nothing but a buch of DOGGS in SPANISH, but don’t tell that to SEAN PENN [that motherfucker] because that sonovabitch will probably be wanting to do a DOCU-Series starring BHL² as himself, and STING as a Weapon.

².~ Bernard-Henri Lévy

Hey, Jude… meet Los Bitles — Eye waited all year to say this³

It’s curtains for you, martes³ in Paris, because in Hi-Lo Hi-Wey it’s the 9th Hour, and Brian, los martes no hay emBARQUES. Our next loop is with Ana Lilia / Monalisa en La Nueva República (r²).

“Look around GRAS is high”, from the creators of Walk Like an Egyptian, comes the story of Thomas Courbillon at la plaza de Herodes “El Oportunista” de Lavandiers, en Châtelet de Medici et Hayek.

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¡Háblele!

And, Katty Kay, sorry for triangulating your toi’tle neck, again!—but please relay to Cousin Joe that your “Jude” was named after these Jaywalkers, who just arrived from playing a gig in Hong Kong.

And, Jude:

Maharishi Patel’s pastels on the Morning Mika Show.

Have Eye, got—a little story to tell … yada, yada—etcetera— what you thought was your daddy, Was Nothing but a Walrus from the motel 6, knot the Holiday Inn ».

 But before Öüï gets into that, please note that Öüï, has nothing to do with the headlines, but for some strange reason, it lines up like Stardust on a dooms they comet.

³.~ Tuesday’s Gone (Bring On The GRAS), but worry Knot because We Are Doing a Benjamin Button version of When I am 64… 63 days until Mardi Gras, y’all: MARS oNe.

Mercury is Rising and with it, so is the Desmond Tutu Walrus Team Nine, GWAR MACHINE y’all!

🛩️

Meanwhile at the Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais…

Return to Sender 📨… Postales Milagrosas de Sicilia a Peña vía OBRA d’or.

 

And Katty Kay, what’s up with Mika’s potrine racing stripe?

Earlier in the History of the planks at Le Grand Palais in Paris, France:

Hey, Raphaël Morán, at RFI international:
FUCK YOU TOO!

“I Am an Anti-Christ, and Cousin Joe is a Plutocrat…” who you gonna trust?
— CAPITALISM, that’s WHO… That’s how André Malraux was able to give Reynold Arnould a break at the Grand Palais.

El Movimiento por la Paz con Justicia y Dignidad y Ciudadanos por la Paz en México (grupo París) convocan a la manifestación en apoyo a la Ley General de Víctimas ante la embajada de Francia en México, en donde el poeta Javier Sicilia, (cuyo hijo fue asesinado en Cuernavaca en 2011), Ludividine Barbier (esposa de Rodolfo Cazares, director de orquesta secuestrado en Matamoros en 2011), la hermana de Olivier Tschumi (ciudadano suizo secuestrado en Cuernavaca en 2010) y los diputados Noël Mamère y Sergio Coronado le entregarán al embajador de Francia en México las miles de firmas recaudadas en apoyo de la aprobación de dicha Ley. La manifestación tendrá lugar este miércoles 12/12/2012 a las 14h30 en Ambassade du Mexique en France 9 rue de Longchamp, 75016, Paris Tras la manifestación habrá una conferencia de prensa a 16h en Centre d’Accueil de la Presse Etrangère Grand Palais – Cours la Reine Perron Alexandre III – 75008 Paris

https ://ciudadanosxlapaz .wordpress .com /2012/12/09 /manifestation-solidarite-avec-la-loi-de-victimes-au-mexique-ce– 121212-a-14h30/

When all of a sudden… our correspondent got mixed up with a blonde sipping MIMOSAS at the wheel of a Mustang at La Ave. du Churchill. La “susodicha” was running late to ring the NASDAQ bell at the F.I.A.* next to a VACANT American Embassy in France.

*.~ https ://www .lequipe .fr/Formule-1 /Actualites /La-fia-va-lancer-une-analyse-sur-la-fin-mouvementee-du-grand-prix-d-abu-dhabi /1305527

Ya llegó Nikki Lauda… y Carlos Slim, Aussie. Which is why MERCEDES folded. The Mexican Impasse tactics of the SLIM outfit gave “THE DUTCH”, the MONOPOLY OF THE CIRCUITS… Including the circuit of La Place de La Concorde… In Other Words, NO HUBO PENAL.

… https ://racingnews365 .com /breaking-mercedes-decide-against-appeal-verstappen-keeps-title

“Or, am I caught in a hit and run?
Straight up now tell me…,” Katty Kay, where’d you get that Rocher Ferrari look from? Your mercedes³ are going to stall.

LIVE, from the  Supreme Petroleum Council
³.~ https ://www .proz .com /kudoz /spanish-to-english /poetry-literature /1589026-%2Asus-mercedes%2A.html

And in Washington, Willie Geist is fed up with thughs walking into his favorite sandwich shop in NANTUCKET only to shamelessly shoplift sandwiches straight from THE SANDWICH DISPLAY RACK, from THE RACK, Stephanie Rhule, from The Rack.
Hi, My Name Is Frank and I’ll Be Your Robber This Evening

https ://www .latimes .com /archives /la-xpm-1997-oct-26-tr-46832-story .html

And, Willie Geist… you obviously have not seen L.A. Story. Just ask, Willie Geist, JUST ASK the Reverend Al Sharpton, them Nantucket sandwich snatchers have nothing on the civilized way to redistribute swag from Art studio visiting, latte-spiked regular coffee, and 50 over 50 year-old Abu Dhabi débutantes.

https ://www .msnbc .com /know-your-value /mika-brzezinski-chair-international-women-s-day-event-abu-dhabi -n1285998