Tag Archives: Año de Hidalgo

Soul Sacrifice — told you That i was the most exciting piece of performance art @ Châtelet

In any case scenario, let’s go to Luchenbach, Texas… and change Nashville again.

All the pretty candles and one massive Cake on the Attack.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell®, New Jersey… Taco Bell©, can you bitches dig it?

But first, let’s go over to Baraboo, Wisconsin, where the good people of North Bergen are hiding out because they don’t have the BALLS, the BALLS! France, to leave a fucking comment and (instead) act like fucking CHIHUAHUAS at Taco Bell™ at supper time in Central Europe Times.

… Eye ain’t got a cutline to flatten you, yet, but when Eye does youse gonna be flatter than a tortilla rolled up to eat my pork chicharrones with, —bitch.

Happening Now in Paris, Texas :

We Are Olympians… and just for ol’ Time’Sakes before Anita Bonita leaves office : if only the Paris Tourism Board Had The Fucking Imagination, eh?

Absolutely nothing, 🗳️ just rednecks living with the consequences of war, good-god y’all.

Issy-Eye-Eats pork and beans becuase Öüï could give a fuck about a holy diet or a REGIME for a cult and/or religion on EARTH, but i do go Coucou For Cocoa-Puffs… one thing however, is that new look that fip . fr got for the Spring of 2026 ; it’s SHIT! Shit Eye tells you Thomas Le Corbillon, Shit!!! Needless to write, it’s shit with a pink hue and all that jazz. Any hoot, you did say to call you any time, so here it is : fip new look sucks, but that is only my personal opinion.

 

And, Paola Ramos… as the first “Made-in-France” refugee

As the first “Made-in-France” refugee I ( Armando Segovia) would like to address the following to the Outgoing Paris Mayor, Mme. Anne Hidalgo.

🌹

 

PRESENTE :

This one is a nice story, told through posters and a small thought from the refugee in front of Bastien Santanoceto’s camera ; and with all due respect to each and every one of those subjects in front of Bastien Santanoceto’s camera i must [seriously] say that, one has to be French 💋 to get away with that, and here is why Mme. Hidalgo… have some fries🍟and let Mí know if you need ketchup because Öüï’s got plenty of it.

[Text Goes Here]… but first:

Surfin’ USA 🏄🏼

 

[Yada-yada-halftime] … Eye tells Ewe WATT 🪇 those damn puertorros can’t pronounce the ERRE on a game of bones 💬 but Eye be damned if them boricuas can’t put on a show, candela en el mes de La Candelaria y de los negros en La Unión A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-A… San Juan de Puerto 😋 Lico never looked younger, Javier*—EhAh!

F.U.C.K. DONALD john TRUMP, and J.D. Vance.

*~. Javier Solis ; En Mi Viejo San Juan.

And, Mme. Mayor, no coma ansías, “you are going to like the way you look” to quote the men at the warehouse, Eye guarantees, IT!.

Eye ho’id it was Ewe — Let’s get some tacos

Love Cats

 

Like Öüï said, “night and day”

And right about now, if you are not reading this blog, you might be wondering why the editorial staff of this most non-consequential blog is flashing y’all with our very own meal card, well, that’s becuase the Municipal Race is about to get started and, should the current Minister of Culture, Rachida Dati, get elected to City Hall, this might be one of the last months that Öüï get one of those cards issued to us.

https ://www .revolutionpermanente .fr /As-soon-as-someone-moves-in-we-will-remove-them-immediatly—Rachida-Dati-veut-lancer-une-chasse-aux-sans-abris

Hoy no hubo jazz.

And Catherine, it’s not hyporbole, heck youse the one that welcomed MoDem  to the place where Évrybody knows your name (la bagagerie) in 2024, now, in 2026 MoDem is wearing the “trash collector’s” uniform and going around homeless campsites (la mano-en-la-mano) with Minister Dati. To be fair, we lost track of Assembly woman Maud Gatel but it’s going to be interesting to see how the race develops, considering that Minister Dati wants to erradicate people like me from Ariel Weil’s, Paris Centre, and the other 16 arrondissements aussi(e).

https ://actu .fr /ile-de-france /paris_75056 /genocidaire-vs-antisemite-sophia-chikirou-et-ariel-weil-a-couteaux-tires-pour-les-municipales-a-paris

Now, the way things are going, the Parti socialiste is going to crucify Mí (no pun intended 🇮🇱 ) and, the La France Insoumise is pretty much the home of Georgina Moreno and the whole of morena-francia in the block of Mélenchon, so 🔥 damned if Ewe do—damned if Jew don’t.

…

¿Eras, eres o éramos‽

Él era, y’ella era…

… so help me Jesus. Just don’t talk to Mí while Eye is out phishin’, just play with your little T-Rex, and thank eWe for letting Mí be myself.

Eye jam what ay am.

 

In local news, The Church of Latter Theys at l’Élysée is hosting a special Año de Hidalgo, o como dicen los mormones, “chingue a su madre, el/la que deje algo »… say it ain’t so, Figaro. Say it ain’t so… take it à güey, Nick! 

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /elections /legislatives / i-no-longer-recognize-him-in-the-mormon-camp-an-atmosphere-of-the-end-of-his-reign

🪗🎹🥁

Meanwhile in Tunisia, in Tunisia la caravane passe.

O, hey Negrita!

Issy, i am talking to you Karina, please relay to your boss, the president, to take a bottle of lemon scented Windex®️ to the debate…

🎺

… now if, and only if, Donald Trump approches the POTUS podium, then Joseph Robinet Biden should spray the former motherfucker in charge right on the nose 🐽.

Parole in place

Previously on “Episode 4”, Audrey Stupovski got raped

Hey, ho… Let’s go.

Paris, France. 3 de Claudia, not Junio 2024_ Mercury signals from the fip siren den just received the first images of Audrey Stupovski’s rape, preliminary Oracle from Phytia in Delphi shows and, Danny Glover, “I hate to say, it”, but it’s probably bull! Oh, la Vache!!! Europa, la Vache!

Plot twist, it turned out that Jupiter, yes Jesus, the Zeus from Greece, that same Jupiter from Rome turned out to be a two-bit viejo lesbiano.

In Bulgarian news, She in Baum, is now “El Presidente”, so what’ll be Claudia, a tree or the same ol’Fucking useless tall grass from López Obrador y los tiempos de La Guayabera del ‘76?

Any how, enough of DREAMS… the US elections is going to afford JOSEPH CHARLES SCARBOROUGH da’ 3rd a new motherfucking Yatch.

And Congressperson with a funky name³ from California, I’m talking about Keyser Soze! Keyser Soze!!!  

³~. Ro Khanna… lock him up! Lock him up! Make America, —Great A-gain.

Fuck Silicon Valley, Pedro³ is where it’s at. The docks are Grrrrrreat!

Tony Tiger.

It’s my aeroplane… Eye had chilli peppers for snacks.

But that is what the American Dream is all about, eh Michael CrichtonSon, the ads… in Hawaii.

🌋

Thanks, Obama!

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s almost 3 O’clock… Eye tells you what, Barry, but for,—a bald quema cocos 🌴… I’d have me some BRAIDS all the way to my tailbone.

Pour Que Ry? Pour que sí!

La Cigale with las boules noir productions présents:

It’s Magik, that’s what I dew.

… in collaboration with Baldheaded Ho’s Entreprises and Julio Iglesias:

The opening act before the Show

It was a bout scheduled for an Eternity, but no body, not even Évry body saw, IT!, coming, Buika herself in all her darkness was Drinking “el último trago” when Don Quijote knocked the Wings out of that Red Mill. Trou story.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /paris-75 /paris-75018 /paris–les-ailes-du-moulin-rouge-se-sont-effondrees-dans-la-nuit-aucun-blesse-25-04-2024

Oh, l’humanité, in the words of Australia, “Tragedy”.

“Öüï avoided the worst”: in Paris, the wings of the Moulin Rouge came off… un hidalgo de La Mancha was booked with disturbing the Burlesque.

…

And Willie Geist… This Is Not A Tango³

… Still to come,

I’m Chevy Chase and you are not. I’m serious, literally in The Fletch, —Dan.

³~. But Öüï thinks that The Silver Bullet Train will dig it.

Barbosos los Borbones esos, after the break, Öüï dig out our Civil Engineering notes from Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua… peralteando por La Libre.

 

Waterloo Sunset Gazzette_Paris, France. In an historic turn of Event on Uncle Tom at The Supremes Court, Dorothy not only went around The World in 80 Theys, the “Deluxe Red Glitter Costume Shoes sparkle-wearing freak” also followed D.A.T. Trippy Ho, Alicia on Deadline, —down a Wabbit Ho.

Doña Pelos on the other side of that Timeline, unequivocally showed her almendras on the avocados.

Taiwan is your oyster, Madame Speaker.

At the spot, The Kansas floosy, orgasmically reminded Judge, Urgo, Michael Bidwill, and Phillip Merkle, just like she told Kavanaugh—that they don’t know where it’s at.

https ://theintercept .com /2018/10/04 /brett-kavanaugh-high-school-friends-loyalty/

… no chores por Mí, malvada Malvina.

 

 

The best water, comes from Santa Qatarina, Nuevo Lyon

GACHUPINES con GUAYABERA in CUBA and VERACRUZ follows (fascism for the good masses), period!

 

Los Hilos de Sasha en las bragas de Hidalgo… and before mister BARBOSA misinterprets, please be reminded that when Antonio Aguilar crooned the first ever “Rancho Grande” over satellite communications, en el ‘supremo gobierno’ de los EEUUMM, Gustavo Díaz Ordaz commissioned Antonio’s calzones to el ‘tiro’ en El bunghole★ del ranchero tejano, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s.

★~. 👖entrejambe

Sponsored by the Agence France Presse and The Mexican consulate in Paris, France.

Ask yourself, if you follow the CitÉ poliTicks at l’universite de Paris, why did the JALISCO ambassador stay in office at Longchamps after “el peje” won the populus ELECTION?

The Answer My Friend…

Is Blowing in CARLOS SLIM’S 💋 lips.

DRINK KALUAH COFFEE MIX

With All Due Respect to San Ignatius de Los WaPos goes here, ISSY—context for Jamal Khashoggi’s wife goes here.

Step right in Eye has Six of these babies in stock ready to quench that Canicula³ like a freezed-damped WaWa lingette through le ARC de Triomphe².

Drink Beer or Die
… motherfuckers hijos de puta
… et al.

Sponsored by ScienesPo and Alain “GATT” Rouquié.

Alain Rouquié is on VACATION and could not be reached for comments, Latin American culos cocked blocked the encounter… and then they INSTALLED a kool-aid guru in Pemex to quench LA INTERNACIONAL SOCIALISTA thirst for POPULIST POWER

 

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If-and-Only if you call now in the next HAAB¹ you will also get a Topo Chico with Lime.

https ://www .mayaarchaeologist .co .uk /public-resources /maya-world /maya-calendar-system/

In case you missed it, our blog centers in México [wit acento en LA eh], however, it would mean NUTTIN’ if the issues that I raise, would not affect the whole of humanity, —and la bendita Francia también.

WaWa Wars…
now infused with Narco Gwar supplements.

Must be a gear head to participate. Restrictions apply. Coma Frutas y Verduras.

 

Naturally… 🥑 ∆ 🥑

 

³~.

Officially, Florida Gates is a dick… Viejas Feas rock

²~.

Peep Ol’s Try To Put US Down.

 

[Context for, it rhymes with… goes here]

¹~. https ://www .eluniversal .com .mx /nacion /sociedad /asi-surgio-la-frase-haz-patria-mata-un-chilango

 

Año de Hidalgo — Sans Dents with Flouride

Les fosses du château y los contenedores de Saint-Exupéry.

Squaddie and The Brain… Oríllese a la orilla (Curb your enthusiasm, KURWA)

Public Service Announcement… Öüï call her “PRIVATE BENJAMIN”, even though Goldie finally made Private First Class in the containers.

https ://tvline .com /2021/10/24 /curb-your-enthusiasm¹-premiere-recap-season-11-episode-1-five-foot-fence/

Previously on, “Mika had a little horse, and Kurwa was his name-oh“.

Katty is blonde to the core… And She don’t care.

In théâtres this CHINESE NEW YEAR:
Le Prolongement de la ligne 1 du métro
Starring Goldie Hawn as a young GRETA THUNBERG
https ://www .vincennes .fr /actualites / prolongement-de-la-ligne-1-du-metro

¹.~ Oríllese a la orilla.

https ://www .hindustantimes .com /cities /delhi-news /from-cargo-to-classrooms-containers-triggering-ideas-and-opportunities- 101630865077790.html

In Local news:

https ://abcnews .go .com /Politics / senate-fails-end-debate-voting-rights-legislation-ahead /story?id=82349391

And, Louka, i wonder if you’ve ever heard about the Saint~Exupéry Sabots at the Pershing Memorial Baseball field in Vincennes? In historicity terms the Saint~Exupéry’s Sabots are the equivalent of the Barça Academy to Leo Messi, if Leo Messi played Baseball.

Praybeyt Benjamin and Sluha Narodu, Слуга народу « sometimes translated as, Servant of The Nation ».

https ://news .yahoo .com /highlights–bidens-marathon-2-hour-235519461 .html?

Note to Memo: The Saint~Exupéry Sabots are Louise Michel’s alma mater, if Alma had a 120 mph fastball.

Por ejemplo, Katty Kay, let Mí break it down for the lepes³ at le Collège de Saint-Exupéry, in case some of the pupils in them containers wish to follow their development at SciencesPo with an internship option in the Alliance Française.

³.~ About time to wrap this up. Here’s a toughie, “lepe” In Chihuahua, mostly, this strange word is used for “kid.” And it has stumped me. You see, “Lepe” is a last name and a city in Spain…and in some places, it can mean “mentally deficient.” Why?
… —Because Spaniards² are mentally deficient, Gallego. /s/.
https ://davidbowles .medium .com /mexican-x-plainer-a-brat-by-any-other-name -b13f4114f2c3

².~ Catalunya no es España.

Dear, Benjamin Reiß, you forgot about Fouquet, his imprisonment put NANTES on the Slave Route.

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Año de Hidalgo — Soul Sacrifice

… we now return to our, original programming:

Los Explotados… PUNK IS NOT DEAD! }—-~~~\*>  Foto y rayadas por armando segovia / segoviaspixes 2018.  CopyLeft… and yes Gustavo, esto es un uso justo de la vía pública y las vías de la publicidad.

but first, in an effort to keep all Media Matters transparent, the International Commission on Cross Media Tangents requires that all independent content providers follow up on the softball questions that the Big Fish’s in the corporate cycle might overlook… this is why Bernie Sanders was pushed out of the 2016 race; so DEAR BILL MAHER, do consider the
following, as a Public Service Announcement
In Real TIME for the producers in your show. Either they are way too involved in the Silver Lake hipster scene, or up Bill Sanders ass.
anygüey, “Memo”, besos y abrazos de nuestro staff.

a.s.

[Attention prospecting editors at BrUTEP Hall:
We the staff, in no way are supporting Senator Ted Cruz for another term in the Senate… we [the staff] believe that Professor Zita Arrocha at UTEP wont let us lie on this… and Alicia Caldwell at the AP knows damn well that we [the staff] wont let any stone unturned; because metaphorically speaking, our abuelitos “los braceros” thought us that this is how you can tell if rain or drought is on the way… Remember las lomas y David Romo, que no se te olvide el 2do Barrio.