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Good morning Latino USA this is, The VOA (1942)

According to Wikipedia :

Still to come, the illegitimate bastard lovechild of Governor Lepetomane and Brian’s mom. Only on The Apolline de Hierbamala Interview.

 

February 1 is the 32nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar; 333 days remain until Silvestre.

We begin today’s transmission in 1865 with the abolishment of Slavery in America (sin acento)… across the Atlantic, where the “Code ⚜️ Noir” was instituted by Molière’s representative at La Comédie Français, the Very French (1793) 🇨🇵 La Franche, those motherfuckers, déclare Gwar on them 🇬🇧 Rosbifs and them filthy 🇳🇱 Dutch.

But FO’ist! A word from our sponsors, Wikipedia, if you cocksuckers are going to ExPloRe, start here, you miserable Phucks… that goes for Ewe Too, Slick Willie⁴².

Over at France Musique, La Kerschovas showed her TROU COLORS and killed SEAN CONNERY, starting the 100-year Gwar between The BBC and La Maison de La Musique on Kennedy Avenue in Paris, Franche.

Blame it on Roger, ese hijo’ePuta!

— 1327 – The teenaged Edward III is crowned King of England, but the country is ruled by his mother Queen Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer.

Battle Stations lining up against the Brits and Dutch.

 

Öüï now returns to his regular Voice Of America programming:

The response is immediate, Terry Jones (1942) in the role of a Nazarene mom sends his son, BRIAN, and Cardinal Ximénez, no less, on a Holy Crusade to counter-taunt them croaky Frogs and show these coq 🐓 suckers how to properly taunt an Empire.

In response, BFM’er TV sent a decoy Daphne Blake in the role of Vercingetorix’s daughter, named Adrenaline de Sousbielle. Her first task was to replace the monolith-carrying sidekick role, from the Gerard Depardieu who defected to Russia to crawl under les jupes of a Souvenir Russian Doll 🪆.

Adrenaline de Sousbielle’s first task, which she accepted with gusto al dente, was to infiltrate the Riskiest ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️ Ruskies (those child molesters) via Stephen Segal’s sexual appétit for Saturday Morning Cartoons, which Lorne Michaels (that faggot!) turned into a midnight ritual at the Rainbow Room and re-named, IT!, SNL.

Öüï interrupt this program …

⁴²~. 1996 – The Communications Decency Act is passed by the U.S. Congress.

Eye did Knot have Sexual Relationship with D.A.T. Woman, DeNiza Kerschova’s!

William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd Président of U.S.

Repeat as follows, unless you are from Andalucía.

… and GO’ill DeNiza, never mind the 13 because the Troisième Arrondissement is not just ONE Hot MINUTE past the 11th Hour in FRANCISCO Franço’s Coucou Clock… in HEX, you will find Nº 44 (a Hawaiian Pholk).

Luna Park, sábado 22 de enero 1944 💧♑

Al regresar, 🇪🇸 Salvador en 🇫🇷 rfpp nos pinta una de Vaqueros:

— 1947 – KTLA, the first commercial television station west of the Mississippi River, begins operation in Hollywood, California. 

Arte en fuga ‗–‘! 1915 ¡’–‗  Over 600 people are killed in Guadalajara, Mexico, when a train plunges off the tracks and into a deep canyon. ‗–‘! 2023 ¡’–‗  MONTEREY PARK, California, mass shooting “accident” claims 10 people and injures another 10 during a Chinese Lunar New Year. A “Year of The Rabbit” celebration was in progress.

 

For context if your name is Edgar Vercelloni, not to be confused with Barcelona, because that region is in Catalunya and on today’s edition of “aquí somos aquí estamos”, Juanito Guanabacoa is featuring Andalucía as a musical guest, at log time, which is to say, when the aforementioned Salvador en rfpp spewed a virtual word salad cueing-in Juanito Guanavacoa to go from fool-blue to full-shitkicker mode 🤠 Max Guitar (on playback, of course) dropped the Gringo side of them Franchutes on-Air and emphasized the cultural differences in the lingo of the Texas Two-Step Boogie and the Mexicans in the North.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/01/22 /mundo /diez-muertos-en-festejos-del-ano-nuevo-chino-en-california

💧♑~. It’s a Water Goat year in 1944 waiting on a new Monkey 🐒 to take over in February and, on a day like today, DOMINGO meets MADONNA, the Broadway hit that would inspire 🇪🇸 Banderas to play the role of 🇦🇷 El Che had nothing to do with the fact that the aforementioned 🙊 would arrive on the 27th Anniversary³ of the promulgation of the United Mexican States Constitution, which is why don Alejandro González “shakes pirito” Iñárritu can LICK MY BALLS along with don Paco Calderón at REFORMA, and here is Y:

³~. That’s like 86 years before, in 2006, 🇺🇸 Natalia Almada² resisted the future of Mexico, in 2013,  at 🇫🇷 Cinéma Christine, and to quote Governor Lepetomane at Rock Ridge:

What are you worried about? This is 1973 🇨🇱 !!! You can sue her 🤠

 

Adventures in transliteration: Wiseguys the 43*

 

“NI UN PASO ATRÁS,” dicen en rfpp . net, sin embargo ‘caminantes’ españoles en el Show de Juanito Guanavacoa, no se puede dar un paso adelante, con Ratas con máscara piñatera 🎉 y con el palo de la palabra.

*~. VERBATIM: La ventaja de una hemeroteca es que permite encontrar si algo ya se ha dicho.

https ://monoaureo .com /2023/01/18 /familiarizandose/

Ni un paso Adelante con ratas, —así. 🇪🇸 PACO RG 🇪🇸.

 

“This story is fictional. Any similarity to the names, characters or history of any person, living or dead, or any actual events is entirely coincidental and unintentional.”

With this in mind, Eye have no güey… of knowing if SoFy Velasco is going to read “los cuentos de Juanito Guanavacoa” on today’s edition of RFPP . Aquí Estamos porque SOMOS, O algo así, lo cierto es de que desde aquí donde yo ‘toy, SoFy Velasco, tu CONSUELO, “Te Lo Dije” – “Pensarás En #Mí” – Cachito – BÉSAME MUCHO… 🥸 and Eye quotes The Rabbit on The Magical Mystery Tour, “CHA-CHA BOOM 💥”.

Lo cierto, SoFy Velasco es de que la grabación de poemas para la emisión de Hodie, que es Latín para cualquier europeo, HOY… será la cera de un talismán 🐰… La Pata de La Suerte.

† 2005 – Consuelo Velásquez, compositora mexicana (n. 1924).

En décalage 🇧🇷, here’s YOUR so-called “Mandolín de Proust »:

It is the French’s fault! it is AlWays the fault of the Very French, y para muestra un botão 🇵🇹… One Second Please… Let Mí Get The DoorZ, starring Santiago Morris Van, el Rey LombriZ.

Tenga pues su cabeZón con granadina, ¡Anda LuZ!, pícale al botón Rojo del folklor de 🇨🇱 María Eugenia 🇫🇷 en rfpp shoes.

⚜️ 1808 – The Portuguese royal family arrives in Brazil after fleeing the French army’s invasion of Portugal two months earlier.

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