Ahora sí, from the top: CIELITO 💥 LINDO

A Closer Luc.

 

🎶 Un par d’Ojitos lindos
Cielito HERMOSO, que Luis se roba
💃🏿 Ay, ay, ay, ay
Qué quieres que haga
Porque besando se roba,
Cielito Lindo los escenarios.

We now know why Luis Rubiales stole a kiss from Jenni Hermoso in Australia. Here’s why, but first:

     Just The Facts, Ma’am!

LISTADO OFICIAL DE DORSALES PARA LA COPA DEL MUNDO 2023

Source: Luis Rubiales @ https ://rfef .es /es /noticias /

Exhibit 11 — MEN AT WORK… It’s a mistake. Luis Rubiales, el hasta aún presidente de la Real Federación Española de Futbol se equivocó de jugadora, y en la foto del la entrega de los abrazos se ve claramente que “la tuza” Jenni del Pachuca porta el 10 de Alexia. It’s a clear example of “Wardrobe Malfunction”. Case dismissed.

          DORSAL   NOMBRE DEPORTIVO
 1        Tell  U.S.  Commander, Misa
 2          What do you think? O. Batlle
3            Cus’ we all know Teresa
       4       that you love all that power Paredes
 5 Ivana
6              Is it on then, Aitana
 7         are we on the brink? Irene G.
      8       We wish you’d all throw in the towel Mariona
 9 Esther
10                         It’s a mistake  J. Hermoso
11                         It’s a mistake       Alexia
12 Oihane
13 Enith
14 L. Codina
15 Eva Navarro
16 María Pérez
17 Redondo
18 Paralluelo
19 Olga
20 Rocío
21 Zornoza
22 Athenea
23 Cata Coll

It’s time for Grease… not to be confused with Manteca because that is Dizzy’s weed, knot Crisco Cream, bay-bee. Grease is the word. But seriously, Let’s play hardball.

Arriviste viste nu de Ivy League, o como dice la letra del Bolero de Raquel, “🎶 Pues desde que te fuiste no he tenido, Media Luna 🌓 ».

— Did you, or did you not cut those matress-es labels?

https ://nowiknow .com / pourquoi-les-matelas-sont-liveres-avec-des-etiquettes-de-advertissement

In case of hurricane, break the glass on the Emergency “hugs and doughnuts” kit.

LINDO ~ HERMOSO

Luna Park, sábado 22 de enero 1944 💧♑

Al regresar, 🇪🇸 Salvador en 🇫🇷 rfpp nos pinta una de Vaqueros:

1947KTLA, the first commercial television station west of the Mississippi River, begins operation in Hollywood, California. 

Arte en fuga ‗–‘! 1915 ¡’–‗  Over 600 people are killed in Guadalajara, Mexico, when a train plunges off the tracks and into a deep canyon. ‗–‘! 2023 ¡’–‗  MONTEREY PARK, California, mass shooting “accident” claims 10 people and injures another 10 during a Chinese Lunar New Year. A “Year of The Rabbit” celebration was in progress.

 

For context if your name is Edgar Vercelloni, not to be confused with Barcelona, because that region is in Catalunya and on today’s edition of “aquí somos aquí estamos”, Juanito Guanabacoa is featuring Andalucía as a musical guest, at log time, which is to say, when the aforementioned Salvador en rfpp spewed a virtual word salad cueing-in Juanito Guanavacoa to go from fool-blue to full-shitkicker mode 🤠 Max Guitar (on playback, of course) dropped the Gringo side of them Franchutes on-Air and emphasized the cultural differences in the lingo of the Texas Two-Step Boogie and the Mexicans in the North.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/01/22 /mundo /diez-muertos-en-festejos-del-ano-nuevo-chino-en-california


💧♑~. It’s a Water Goat year in 1944 waiting on a new Monkey 🐒 to take over in February and, on a day like today, DOMINGO meets MADONNA, the Broadway hit that would inspire 🇪🇸 Banderas to play the role of 🇦🇷 El Che had nothing to do with the fact that the aforementioned 🙊 would arrive on the 27th Anniversary³ of the promulgation of the United Mexican States Constitution, which is why don Alejandro Gonzálezshakes piritoIñárritu can LICK MY BALLS along with don Paco Calderón at REFORMA, and here is Y:

³~. That’s like 86 years before, in 2006, 🇺🇸 Natalia Almada² resisted the future of Mexico, in 2013,  at 🇫🇷 Cinéma Christine, and to quote Governor Lepetomane at Rock Ridge:

What are you worried about? This is 1973 🇨🇱 !!! You can sue her 🤠

 

Adventures in transliteration: Wiseguys the 43*

 

“NI UN PASO ATRÁS,” dicen en rfpp . net, sin embargo ‘caminantes’ españoles en el Show de Juanito Guanavacoa, no se puede dar un paso adelante, con Ratas con máscara piñatera 🎉 y con el palo de la palabra.

*~. VERBATIM: La ventaja de una hemeroteca es que permite encontrar si algo ya se ha dicho.

https ://monoaureo .com /2023/01/18 /familiarizandose/

Ni un paso Adelante con ratas, así. 🇪🇸 PACO RG 🇪🇸.

 

“This story is fictional. Any similarity to the names, characters or history of any person, living or dead, or any actual events is entirely coincidental and unintentional.”

With this in mind, Eye have no güey… of knowing if SoFy Velasco is going to read “los cuentos de Juanito Guanavacoa” on today’s edition of RFPP . Aquí Estamos porque SOMOS, O algo así, lo cierto es de que desde aquí donde yo ‘toy, SoFy Velasco, tu CONSUELO, “Te Lo Dije” – “Pensarás En #Mí” – Cachito – BÉSAME MUCHO… 🥸 and Eye quotes The Rabbit on The Magical Mystery Tour, “CHA-CHA BOOM 💥”.

Lo cierto, SoFy Velasco es de que la grabación de poemas para la emisión de Hodie, que es Latín para cualquier europeo, HOY… será la cera de un talismán 🐰… La Pata de La Suerte.

2005 – Consuelo Velásquez, compositora mexicana (n. 1924).

En décalage 🇧🇷, here’s YOUR so-called “Mandolín de Proust »:

It is the French’s fault! it is AlWays the fault of the Very French, y para muestra un botão 🇵🇹… One Second Please… Let Mí Get The DoorZ, starring Santiago Morris Van, el Rey LombriZ.

Tenga pues su cabeZón con granadina, ¡Anda LuZ!, pícale al botón Rojo del folklor de 🇨🇱 María Eugenia 🇫🇷 en rfpp shoes.

⚜️ 1808The Portuguese royal family arrives in Brazil after fleeing the French army’s invasion of Portugal two months earlier.