Peda + gogi… it’s Greek for Barbecue

 

From the producers of “Madea’s European Vacation… Öüï begin in Mount Olympus », and Niger Nazar’s Gogi Studios in Karachi, acclaimed docu-series “Cops, what’cha gonna do when They come for you?”, comes the story of Benny Blanco from The Bronx, an ex-con turned school teacher.

Synopsis:

🎨 COTEJADO, I’m SIRIUS, and next thing Ewe know, Ewe’s knot!

 

Yada, yada, yada… This film has not been titled yet, however, possible candidates for the frontón are:

— You can’t be Perón about it, but who’s yer Daddy, John?

 

In Local news, seDuctioN, p. 5; in 20minutes . Cerf-panthére:

It’s like the Mussolini in of PM Meloni in Italy , on the same page, V… paraphrased:

Faire référence à cette catégorie de Français est un poncif de la, communication politique.

this, after Attalejem… after all is the savoir faire that a young lieutenant colonel from Argentina took back to la Milonga de un tal “calefón” from The School od Communication of Il Duce in ROMA.

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3709 /pub /3596 /page /5

 

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It’s good to be the king… Mel Brooks and The Torquemadas del Toledo de Coronado.

🥸 Eye can’t believe that there’s no such think as a Sanity Clause! Marie Christmas.

Later in the Programming, when Öüï, that motherfucker, Jumps to 21street, Eye asks Johnny Depp if it’s “good to be The King”, or was that the Grape that killed Gilbert, let’s ask Do Caption… Di Caprio, that son of a bitch

Hey, retard! Why’d ya put a mask on The King?

I’m SIRIUS, Leoⁿ… and youse knot!

 

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Our personal favorite:

La Biblia chilla junto a un Space heater, Evangelists in France and other assorted quackery around The Globe.

 

Never mind the Cock🇲🇫, Sweden, it’s Turkey 🦃with mayo 🥪… Baby Öüï were born to run-off.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /le-grand-ecran-de-bruce-springsteen -7276598

Breaking in Paris:

It’s a gig interview on an Eminence Front

 

It’s been come brought to our attention that if you are a ticket-holder to The Boss‘ recital at La Défense, you might run into Barack Hussein Obama, and you know that that there choir GO’ill is non other than a former lawyer turned First Lady.

Additionaly, Öüï also got a scoop about an updated version of Tom Cruz’es-ese “Born on The 4th of July”. The new verses on that upbeat ditty will accomodate the RENEGING clauses proposed by politicians who think that Military Service is for losers.

… And, Reverend Al, you of all boot-legged Evangelistas know, You know darn well that James BROWN was a “PERONIST”, you know—Reverend Al, you know. That I know.

HOUSTON… Nevermind the bullshit, here comes VOTER supression. Where is La KUMAR when Voto Latino needs her, where, Güera, where?

 

After the break, it’s “El Ey is my Lady,” with the one-and-only, “the chairman of the board”, Mr. Tee ♟️ Martínez, a chess militant and, Sinatra’s Melody lover-no-less.

 

Over on the AlloCine subtitles factory, our most esteemed copy editor, Fenster the copy writer, is sitting front-row on a title-bout fight next to GeekMíMore translator, Fred Le Verre³. Fenster asked the ©Bragelonne word-surgeon, “just what in the fuck is up with NERDS, in this joint?”.

³~. Actually, it’s Frédéric, and the last name is knot glass, but Le Berre, Eye just thought —yes, he did— he thought that Öüï (that motherfucker) could bring for sho’ en Tell, a French Touch memo 📝, period!

Our French Touch demo is a Jamaican Country Bluegrass Blues & Other Jerks From Skid Row.

Jabón del Perro Agradecido de La Calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… presenta:


En contexto para Marie-Ange Schiltz, it’s like Uncle Willie once said, if you know how the devil’s goose-bumps feel when Hell freezes over inside of a sleeping sack then you know what permanence is supposed to work like.

Luna Park, sábado 22 de enero 1944 💧♑

Al regresar, 🇪🇸 Salvador en 🇫🇷 rfpp nos pinta una de Vaqueros:

1947KTLA, the first commercial television station west of the Mississippi River, begins operation in Hollywood, California. 

Arte en fuga ‗–‘! 1915 ¡’–‗  Over 600 people are killed in Guadalajara, Mexico, when a train plunges off the tracks and into a deep canyon. ‗–‘! 2023 ¡’–‗  MONTEREY PARK, California, mass shooting “accident” claims 10 people and injures another 10 during a Chinese Lunar New Year. A “Year of The Rabbit” celebration was in progress.

 

For context if your name is Edgar Vercelloni, not to be confused with Barcelona, because that region is in Catalunya and on today’s edition of “aquí somos aquí estamos”, Juanito Guanabacoa is featuring Andalucía as a musical guest, at log time, which is to say, when the aforementioned Salvador en rfpp spewed a virtual word salad cueing-in Juanito Guanavacoa to go from fool-blue to full-shitkicker mode 🤠 Max Guitar (on playback, of course) dropped the Gringo side of them Franchutes on-Air and emphasized the cultural differences in the lingo of the Texas Two-Step Boogie and the Mexicans in the North.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/01/22 /mundo /diez-muertos-en-festejos-del-ano-nuevo-chino-en-california


💧♑~. It’s a Water Goat year in 1944 waiting on a new Monkey 🐒 to take over in February and, on a day like today, DOMINGO meets MADONNA, the Broadway hit that would inspire 🇪🇸 Banderas to play the role of 🇦🇷 El Che had nothing to do with the fact that the aforementioned 🙊 would arrive on the 27th Anniversary³ of the promulgation of the United Mexican States Constitution, which is why don Alejandro Gonzálezshakes piritoIñárritu can LICK MY BALLS along with don Paco Calderón at REFORMA, and here is Y:

³~. That’s like 86 years before, in 2006, 🇺🇸 Natalia Almada² resisted the future of Mexico, in 2013,  at 🇫🇷 Cinéma Christine, and to quote Governor Lepetomane at Rock Ridge:

What are you worried about? This is 1973 🇨🇱 !!! You can sue her 🤠

 

Adventures in transliteration: Wiseguys the 43*

 

“NI UN PASO ATRÁS,” dicen en rfpp . net, sin embargo ‘caminantes’ españoles en el Show de Juanito Guanavacoa, no se puede dar un paso adelante, con Ratas con máscara piñatera 🎉 y con el palo de la palabra.

*~. VERBATIM: La ventaja de una hemeroteca es que permite encontrar si algo ya se ha dicho.

https ://monoaureo .com /2023/01/18 /familiarizandose/

Ni un paso Adelante con ratas, así. 🇪🇸 PACO RG 🇪🇸.

 

“This story is fictional. Any similarity to the names, characters or history of any person, living or dead, or any actual events is entirely coincidental and unintentional.”

With this in mind, Eye have no güey… of knowing if SoFy Velasco is going to read “los cuentos de Juanito Guanavacoa” on today’s edition of RFPP . Aquí Estamos porque SOMOS, O algo así, lo cierto es de que desde aquí donde yo ‘toy, SoFy Velasco, tu CONSUELO, “Te Lo Dije” – “Pensarás En #Mí” – Cachito – BÉSAME MUCHO… 🥸 and Eye quotes The Rabbit on The Magical Mystery Tour, “CHA-CHA BOOM 💥”.

Lo cierto, SoFy Velasco es de que la grabación de poemas para la emisión de Hodie, que es Latín para cualquier europeo, HOY… será la cera de un talismán 🐰… La Pata de La Suerte.

2005 – Consuelo Velásquez, compositora mexicana (n. 1924).

En décalage 🇧🇷, here’s YOUR so-called “Mandolín de Proust »:

It is the French’s fault! it is AlWays the fault of the Very French, y para muestra un botão 🇵🇹… One Second Please… Let Mí Get The DoorZ, starring Santiago Morris Van, el Rey LombriZ.

Tenga pues su cabeZón con granadina, ¡Anda LuZ!, pícale al botón Rojo del folklor de 🇨🇱 María Eugenia 🇫🇷 en rfpp shoes.

⚜️ 1808The Portuguese royal family arrives in Brazil after fleeing the French army’s invasion of Portugal two months earlier.